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Dee Dee: Look at him swim!

Dexter: He's fast.

Let's make him do tricks.

Loop-the-loop.

Roll over!

Play dead.

Drive a car.

Work magic.

Do my homework!

Take out the trash!

Iron my clothes.

Clean my lab.

Dress my Dolly.

Calculate these equations.

Mom: Kids!

It's almost bedtime!

Look, mom,

we can make fishy do tricks!

Look, he's doing one now!

Playing dead.

Ok, fishy, now roll over.

[Taps

What can we say about our beloved fishy?

Not much.

We only had him for one day.

Silence, woman!

Oh, yeah? Well, you just listen to me.

Shut up! No, you shut up!

You shut up!

He was my fishy, too!

You shut up!

Dad: Kids!

Is this how you want fishy to remember you,

bickering like ninnies?

Both: No.

Fishy is your responsibility, kids.

It's your job to send him on his way

to the sewer beyond.

That's where all small, less significant pets go

when they, uh...

Dee Dee: Run out of batteries?

That's a nice way to put it, Dee Dee.

Dexter: What happens in the sewer beyond?

They can do whatever they want.

All day.

I'm sorry, kids.

It was just fishy's time to go.

[Weeping]

Oh, I can't... Face myself. No...

Don't worry, kids.

We'll get you a new goldfish in the morning.

Kids: But, mom.

Yes?

What do we do with fishy?

Well, that's simple, kids.

Flush him!

This is very unprofessional.

Yucky!

Not to mention the hygienic implications.

Oh, well, dad said.

Dexter, we can't put fishy in...There.

But we're supposed to.

Dexter, don't.

Hey, give it back!

No way, Jose.

I'm going to put fishy up here, where you can't reach him.

Dexter: No fair.

Time for beddy-bye.

We'll give fishy a decent burial in the garden tomorrow.

[Thinking] Dexter, get a grip on yourself.

Lightning is not scary.

It is simply the phenomenon

caused by a surplus of electrons being attracted downward

by earth's protons.

It is no more than a big, wet demonstration of static cling.

Phew!

Good night, Einstein.

Good night, major glory.

Good night, ghost of dead fishy.

Aaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaah!

[Crash]

Dee Dee, did you also see the slimy, disgusting spook fish

that just nearly killed me?

No.

I just like to run around and scream real loud!

[Sarcastically] What's the matter, Dexter?

Are you scared of a little bitty fishy?

Ooh! I'm really scared!

Ooh! It must be one of those man-eating goldfish!

Uh, uh, uh, uh...

Dexter is a fraidy-cat!

Dexter is a--

I've been kissed by a dead fish!

See, I told you.

You know what this means, don't you?

No...

That's right.

Suit up!

Who ya gonna call?

All right, who wants a taste?

Hi, Dexter!

Dexter, it's me--Dee Dee.

What are you doing in that spook get-up?

I was gonna scare the ghost.

That's dumb!

It is not.

We're never going to catch him.

Wait! I've got it!

Follow me!

Dexter?

Eureka!

Dexter: Dee Dee, now!

I got him!

Phew!

Good job, Dee Dee!

Now we can rest in peace.

Dee Dee?

Mmmmm!

Always brush your teeth after a meal.

Whatever, sister.

This genius is going to bed.

Dee Dee with ghostly voice: Dexter...Dexter!

Where are you?

Help me! Help me!

Dee Dee, are you playing tricks?

Hiding in the closet, trying to scare me?

Dexter!

The toilet! The toilet!

Dee Dee!

No!

Dee Dee, come back!

Dee Dee, I order you to come out of this toilet!

Dexter, help me!

I'm trapped in the sewer beyond!

No, you're not! I just saw you go down the toilet.

Listen to me.

There's lots of bad fishies and stuff here, and they won't let me go!

They won't rest until fishy is on the other side.

You've got to flush fishy, Dexter!

Dexter: Can't...Reach.

It's no use. My arms, they are too short.

Come on, genius boy, figure it out!

Dee Dee, flush the fish! Now!

Phew! I'm sure glad that's over.

Huh?

Look out!

Egad!

Help me!

Dexter, it's pulling me back,

and they're angry, Dexter, real angry!

Why? We flushed the stupid fish!

Its soul, Dexter. It's still in the trap.

Do something!

Dah!

Help!

How many times have I told you...

Early morning is daddy's special bathroom privacy time?

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Oinkee! Oink! Oink! Oink!

Piggies!

Oink! Oink! Oink!

Mmmmmm!

Oinkee! Oinkee!

Oinkee! Oinkee!

Mmmmmm!

[Splash]

Ha! Ha!

You're pretty dirty, sis.

Oh, Dexter,

I'm even prettier when I'm clean.