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Previously on Three Moons... Someday, a chunk of moon in decaying orbit falls to

Earth as a mammoth explosion, global dust clouds, all chlorophyll -based land

plants die, and all land -based animal life above the cockroaches extinct.

My road has found me. My husband had left, and everything we had had left

him. Moons of three, let there be one full moon.

You burn down with their skull. You keep saying... You burned down their school?

Doing witchcraft?

Matrix multiplication, have you ever heard of that?

Yeah, I have dreams about matrix multiplication.

Alex, you're barely 16 years old. Well, what difference does that make we

connect? Sarah Louise called looking for you.

Go, Mackie, go.

It's Sarah Louise.

I was thinking about coming and visiting you. I'm on the road. I'll be there

soon.

If you're broke, you need a job. I do need help. My assistant left me to study

worms.

WQRY 700 on your dial. So what's your pet up to, caller?

My dog Sadie's hiding under her bed.

Did you try food? She won't come out, and the last time she did this was the

before we had the ice storm.

And you're worried? I'm scared she knows a big moon chunk is coming down soon.

Let's hope Sadie's wrong, because folks, if her dog knows something we humans

don't, maybe it's time to hug your kids and kiss your pets goodbye.

Hey, sweet thing, I'm almost home.

You ready for your first date in school?

What?

What? What men?

Oh, my God.

Okay, I'm coming. I'm coming.

They took Fred the camel.

What?

What is going on?

What are you doing?

It's not the contents of the house that are under dispute. It's the house

itself.

That's what this court order says.

And if you've got any questions, you ask that guy over there.

What's going on, B .J.? I've had trackers scouring Kilimanjaro, and he's

there. Where is he, literally? What do you mean, he's not there? There's money

missing from the company.

I don't believe you.

Carl would never take money. He didn't care about money.

Where are you going with that?

Believe me.

Beat it.

This is our house. It's the company's house. He's gone. He quit. You tell me

where Carl is, you get the house back.

I don't know where he is.

Hey, you give these guys a credit card?

to put the stuff in storage.

You thin -deck guys can squabble all you want. Just keep the police out of it.

All right.

Everything that fits in the car, we take with us. What are you talking about?

Assume you want your iPod and Fred the Camel. The car belongs to the company,

too. Just try and take it.

feels he has a right to access a road that sits on property that belongs to

Now, how long has this disputed land been in your family, Mr. Hunziker? Since

1657, when the King of England gave the original land grant to Adam Hunziker to

grow corn and tobacco.

Now he just grows weeds and junk corn.

Quiet! He's a gun nut. He goes around with a shotgun all the time.

It's not a shotgun. It's a Browning A1 hunting rifle.

Last time I looked, the Second Amendment still stood, and a man has a right to

hunt gophers on his own property. How'd the Constitution get into this, Harris?

Well, they'd use it for toilet paper if they ran out of Charmin. Let's get back

to easements, okay, and stay off the don't tread on me crap.

Thank you, Your Honor.

You ever grant any easements on this property?

No, sir.

No rights away from the main road, nothing like that? Never did, never

Now, before his house was built on the property down the road, do you ever have

a conversation with Mr. Fallows over there concerning an easement?

Before that fixed -up press board and plastic side and phony colonial cracker

box went up, I never laid eyes on Mr. Fallows.

The construction company paid me $10 ,000 to use my road for six months, but

never paid me for nothing after that.

Thank you.

I hate this.

If your dad managed to live here, so can we.

It'll be fine for the time being. One room.

Three of us.

The bathroom is outside. What if it's raining?

I'll bring you a bedpan.

You'll see.

You'll complain at first, then you'll love it. Like that vacation in that tent

in Costa Rica. Why did you do this? Why did you let them take our house?

Because Dad hired the architect and chose all the furniture. Right? No.

I never liked that house.

You and Lydia were always half a mile away, and if I wanted to use the oven, I

had to call technical support in India.

Just think of us as a pioneer family.

Yeah, Mongolia. Don't get too comfortable. It's your first day at Rij.

already so late.

I'll write you a note in Mongolian.

I believe you're an accountant.

I'm guessing you're a careful man, Mr. Fallon.

I'm an accountant. I'm not a cartoon of an accountant.

But you must have read these original sale documents pretty carefully before

signing them. I thought I did.

Look, you have to understand this house is all we've got.

You know, we made a big down payment to keep the mortgage low, and before the

moons, that made fiscal sense. We thought we would have it forever.

We all know it's important.

We're just trying to figure out if it's Mr. Hunsaker or the developer who's

responsible. Now, did you see in any of these documents anything from Mr.

Hunsaker granting you a right -of -way through his property?

No. You're just trying to squeeze me because the developer went belly up.

Honor, objection.

You took their money. A year ago, money meant something. Oh, look. Mitt Harris.

Your Honor, I object again. His Honor is clearly on a first -name basis with the

defendant. There can be no judicial impartiality whatsoever.

This is a travesty. I demand a mistrial.

Oh, and what is your first name, son?

Dylan, Your Honor. Would you be named after the poet Dylan Thomas, Bob Dylan,

Dylan on 90210?

Bob Dylan, I think, Your Honor.

Raised by hippies, why am I not surprised?

Your Honor.

Good luck, guys.

I'm sure it's none of that, but look.

All right, let's get started.

Your Honor,

the defendant just tripped my client.

Hell, I did.

I saw you.

Mr. Fallows, if Mr. Hunsaker trips you again, you let me know.

Let's get to the verdict.

Pack your pockets into the tray.

Pack your pockets into the tray.

It looks like a prison.

Yeah, go light on the bomb in my future, okay?

Just a minute, you two.

If you want to bring a medication... It was only Midol. It says Midol on the

bottle. It could be heroin for all the school security officer knows. Excuse

Does heroin come in little white pills marked with an M? Yeah, trust me, you

won't are taking those.

If you want to bring medication, you must first submit a written request for

permission from this office and from the school health officer.

If you can't bring it on a plane, you can't bring it to school.

And we have a special request for you, miss.

No matches.

Mr. Fellows, let me call you Robert in the interest of equity.

You appear to be a man who dots his eyes.

Carry out M2, sir.

That's buyer beware in Latin, young man.

You bought your house without a legal way to get to it. That's not Mr.

fault. You want to use his access road, you have to deal with him.

And Mr. Hunsick, we all know that you can be a real son of a bitch.

You go easy on these folks. My client is willing to negotiate, Your Honor.

The meter's off, Mac.

Send me a memo, Junior.

Why did you build a gate? Are you going to charge us a toll?

Take it outside.

Can you just try to think of it from our perspective?

Could you be a bigger sissy?

I'm late.

This is not what you would call a promising start to a new job, dear. I'm

sorry. It was a terrible morning.

Mackie's in trial.

I'm filling in. I'm supposed to show you around.

Are you all right?

It is a crazy time.

The day I found Douglas, that's Mr.

McIntyre Sr., the day I found him lying dead from his heart attack on the

bathroom floor with his skin all white and his eyes wide open and...

Before he had a chance to see Maggie graduate from law school, I thought

was no way that I could endure. I was a fussy, demanding child. I couldn't eat

for a week after my hamster died.

I believed I was not built for this kind of pain.

Maybe others could endure.

I'm sorry.

But I did.

We all do.

Did something happen?

I'm fine, really.

You could tell me about it.

Could you just show me the office? I'm sure... I have a lot to do to get up to

speed. Oh, Piffle, it's just files and phones. Who cares?

What does it matter?

I think it matters.

Billy, what am I doing?

What am I doing?

This is so crazy.

What is crazy?

What is crazy?

I've lost everything.

No, you haven't. I have.

My husband, my house.

You lost your house?

Did they represent your children?

No. How then?

I let it happen.

If you did, then you must have had a very good reason.

I didn't have a reason.

There wasn't a reason. There always is.

You probably just don't know what it is right now.

Excuse me, excuse me. Excuse me, that's my locker.

No, that's my locker.

Are you Jada Reed?

So you'd be my locker buddy.

Are you the fire starter person? Yes, Lydia will do.

I know, that's cool.

I dig rich dead types who act out. It's way three moons.

I wasn't acting out. The fire was an accident.

Right. So I heard your dad's like on an island somewhere with a million bucks

and you're going to go meet him.

That's just what people are saying. I don't even care. But it's so dim.

I don't know where he is.

Yeah.

Lock it up.

These are your realty contracts. And these are your will to probate.

And these are your torts and small actions.

And these are... Small.

Oh, yeah.

Criminal actions. Most interesting drawer.

And I can't even read it.

Don't ask me about the computer. I don't know a thing. If you can't figure it

out, you'll have to get a teenager in here. I have a son who's good with

computers. My personal advice is, don't ask a son for favors. You have to pay

him back double.

Such a big soddy. I've got two lines.

Albert McIntyre, attorney at law.

He's not in, Sarah Louise.

No, I couldn't say.

Where are you, dear?

You are?

No. No, I'll tell him.

By the way, if someone in Sarah Louise calls, he's not in.

Prodigal son returns.

A brand new victory.

He always wins.

Good to see you.

You want to come in?

Should I get a pen and pencil?

No, no, no need.

My mom help you out? Yes.

I like her.

So.

So. Here we are again.

I mean, in this room, different circumstances, same people.

Yes.

I just wanted to make sure that you want to be here, that it's not a three moons

thing. I don't understand.

I'm a muddle thrower.

I mean, you got your follow your dreamers.

Rosalie, my paralegal, she took one look at the sky and left to become a thing

where you study worms.

Worms? She went to study worms. There's a name for it. It starts with an O.

Oligokytology. Yeah, how in the world do you know that?

I don't know. I didn't even know I knew it.

Well, anyways, you got your chicken littles who get depressed and jump off

bridges or whatever, and then there's the muddle -thruers, and that's me, just

kind of doing what I always do.

I don't think of it as muddling through.

More like following through.

Well, the point is, you shouldn't be here if you don't want to be. So if you

ever follow your dreamer, then you ought to get cracking.

This is where I want to be right now.

Where?

Sitting right here.

Well, good.

Can you open the gate, please?

Just because you won doesn't mean you have to torture us like this.

We have frozen food in the car and we just want to get it home before it

If the world ends tomorrow, do you really want to remember your last day

this, Harris?

Who is the 15th president?

Name him and you can pass.

Lincoln was the 16th. Buchanan was right before him.

You let him make a fool out of you.

What am I supposed to do? I don't know.

Nothing.

Great, Mom. Now I drink a beer and smoke.

Maybe the chimney is clogged.

Come on, Alex. I've seen you naked.

Alex?

Oh, God.

The only sign of civilization in this church.

Mom, I'm sleeping.

Somebody in school said that Dad's on an island in the Caribbean, and we're

going to fly there on a private jet.

Who said that?

Some girl, but she said somebody's dad who works at Zyndeck said it, and it's

what makes sense.

Don't you believe that?

On a private jet?

I may be wrong on the details.

You're just not allowed to tell me, right?

Because of the money. You can't tell me because of the money.

I don't know where your father is, I swear, but he would never steal money.

He wouldn't steal it.

And if he did, he'd tell us where he went.

If you know where he is, you don't have to tell me where.

Through the eyebrow.

No, you didn't. No, I didn't.

We have to live our lives the best way we can.

What's left of us?

We never knew what was left of our lives.

We didn't know that before the moon's not for sure.

How much left?

I don't want to spend it in a tent going to Rish.

You can't tell me that's living in the best way I can.

David? Yes.

Oh, I heard that you were working here. I didn't know if it was true.

I'm Rebecca Fallows.

My husband and I work over at your, well, at Mr. Davis' company, or at least

used to be, and we're really going to miss him.

I'm a manager in the HR department and Robert works in accounting.

Nice to meet you. I was hoping that I could talk to Mr.

McIntyre. He's not in, but I can take a message.

on top of everything else.

You can't imagine what it's like to lose your house.

Oh, I think I can.

Tell me what's happening.

Hi, Claire.

Oh, are you at work?

No, I'm just running errands.

Yeah, around town.

When do you get home?

I'd just like to see you, that's all.

Oh, well, because I miss you.

No, I didn't hear any bell.

No, it's probably static or something.

Okay. Yeah, I'll talk to you later. Bye.

There are the leads. Mrs.

McIntyre. I can't believe it's you. I heard you were back.

Well, you look wonderful.

Oh, I know. I did a little touching up around the edges. But just the tiniest

nip and tuck, I'm a huge believer in being successful.

Are you just visiting?

Well... Just miss the old town.

Think in times of stress, you want to be with something familiar.

Oh, uh, where's Mackie? I called, but the new person at the office says he

wasn't going to be in until later. I was going to give him a little note. We

have to talk.

I'd love to. Why don't we have a nice little sit down after I give him this

note? You go near my Mac, and I will kill you.

You think that I'm saying it like it's a figure of speech.

I'm not.

I know that we've had our disagreements, but that was a long time ago.

If it was last year, you could have laughed this off. I am absolutely

I will kill you with a knife in the night while you're sleeping.

I'm a big believer in being subtle, too.

Hey, Firestarter, you are hot.

You're so hot that maybe somebody should, like, help put you out.

What are you talking about? Maybe we could take a shower together sometime.

Corey, you are such an aggro loser.

Shower together? That didn't even make any sense.

Hey, Jada.

Goth milk?

Look, go work off your sexual angst on the rest of the football team and leave

us alone.

Look, go get it.

Whatever.

Don't worry. He's like Prius Darkslow. Escape is easy.

Thanks. All right, let's get out of here.

Well, I have gym class. Forget the gym class.

This is your first week sentence to read high.

You're entitled to some serious bad behavior.

Hey, what's up? Seems a file has fallen by in this cabinet.

I'll help you.

This money.

So, Rebecca Fallows was in today?

She's looking for you. I talked to her.

Well, I hope not much. She's a litigant against my client. She shouldn't be in

here without her attorney present. Dylan somebody?

Dylan Bob.

Why shouldn't she be in here?

It's just not in her best interest. You know, I could take advantage of her. If

you would.

No, no, of course I would.

So why shouldn't she be in here?

She was desperate.

She doesn't think her lawyer did a very good job.

Well, it would help if he had a shred of a case.

I told her you'd get in touch with her.

I mean, those poor people.

Why can't they use his road? What are they supposed to do, helicopter to their

house? Well, he's a bit of an odd duck. I tried to get him to settle.

Why wouldn't he?

Because he is an irascible fool.

Folks let the family land him and his sister, and she sold hers off. To Hill

Ridge Development.

Somebody's been reading the case file.

Will you talk to him one more time?

All right, I'll have one more go at him, but I can't talk to Mrs.

Fallows, and don't you go getting her hopes up.

That totally sucks, but good to add.

Yeah, thanks.

When my mom got pregnant for the fourth time, my dad totally freaked.

He literally went out to buy ten gallons of paint one day and never came home.

Oh, sorry.

It's okay.

He turned up later living down the block with some woman.

The two of them sit in front of the TV all day with a couple of frozen dinners

and a 12 -pack.

Yeah, they repossessed our house, and now I live in a yurt.

You live in a what?

It's a Mongolian TV.

You're totally making this up.

Like I can make this up.

I'm so sorry.

My

wife has

dinner ready, Hunsicker.

Look, could you just...

Show me your ass.

What? Show me your naked ass and I'll open the gate.

Can we just talk reasonably about this, please?

Show me your little pig ass.

You think you can humiliate me?

Well, you can't.

Because I know I have dignity inside.

Do you have to do that right now?

What?

Yeah, has anyone seen my copy of Jane?

Um, because you know your favorite magazine is Victoria's Secret.

I mean, how many copies did you have under your bed?

What did you do with them?

You know what he does with them, and it's perfectly natural. Leave him alone,

Lydia.

Okay, that's it. I'm out of here.

Alex, it's so late. Is everything okay?

Yeah, I had some kind of complicated family stuff going on, and I was

if I could stay here tonight.

I mean, we don't have to do anything if you don't want to.

I know that.

Well, I know you know that.

I miss you.

Yeah? Well, I wanted to talk to you.

Oh, about what?

Well, um, no one at work knows anything about formality testing. Stephen Chen

says he knows how to reduce the bound of false positives, but he's just blowing

smoke. Look, I know I'm bad at this whole social thing, but I'm trying my

so just be patient with me, okay?

Here, take this end and stick it under that cushion there.

Would it be uncool if I said I thought you were really beautiful?

I don't know.

Because you're... you're like one of the most beautiful women I've ever met.

Hello? Hi, Mom.

Alex, are you outside?

Not exactly.

Where are you?

I'm safe, and I'm behind it. I'll call you tomorrow.

You're cool tomorrow?

Yeah, I promise.

Love you.

Love you, too.

Are you warm enough?

Oh, yeah. Uh -huh.

Okay. Sleep tight.

You, too.

Here's the sign -in sheet, cute one.

Since the school burned down, I've been beating them off with a stick.

I mean, why is knowing the capital of Madagascar better than knowing how to

close on a condo? I'm sorry.

And just so there's no confusion, because nobody shoots straight at the

Gray bar, there's a 2 % commission on everything you sell, 1 % for referrals,

and no salary. Nada.

Actually, I'm here because I saw sign you have an apartment for rent.

You don't want a job?

Uh, you had a for -rent sign up over on Oak Street.

Because you're nice and clean -cut, and I could use somebody like you.

Can you tell me how much it is?

And you speak so nicely.

Oh, well.

Oak Street.

Yes.

Number six, Oak Street.

Utility, two months advance.

Security, key deposits.

$2 ,025.

And if you plan on having any parties in this place, you have to invite me.

You guys got stings?

These are the kinds of people who have sweaters for their dog Check it out.

There's a CD case so What are you

doing?

Fellows, a little reality TV.

Here's a new angle on your husband.

Excuse me. Hello.

Were you looking for someone? For Carl?

No. Carl is gone.

Yes, he's gone. Carl is gone.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

We live here now.

This he gave to us to be our temple.

He gave you?

Yes.

This is his letter of contribution.

He says he's going on a great journey.

Tenzin Carl's blessed for his charity. This is a very, very powerful space.

But we've been living here. I'm his wife, and this is his daughter.

So good to meet you.

Of course you can stay with us.

We will all share.

You can tend fire.

No cell phones in the yurt.

Mean it.

This place has a nice feel to it. Yeah.

I thought so.

Nice sun.

Nice golden molding.

This is good.

You're the man.

I'm the man.

We need to talk.

I did a little reading up on the Hunsickers yesterday.

No line adversary.

I read about how Milford became a township in 1793 and how Frederick

was the first selectman.

Is this your idea of sucking up? Because the gate stays.

He died in a duel over a young woman.

Life was hard back then. People were tested. Like now.

Maybe.

You have humiliated me in front of my wife. You have made our lives miserable.

I would like to do something about that.

Olympic quality.

You nitwit. Those are .22 caliber target pistols. You couldn't kill my cat.

Now, take a look at this.

Simon Hunsicker's weapons.

.50 caliber pewter musket balls.

Rip a one -inch hole right through you.

Something to be said for tradition.

Done tomorrow, then. Why don't we just tie up the odds and ends and do it

After lunch?

I brought a glove.

For a challenge?

We don't need any of that European foppery, do we?

Works for me.

Hey.

So, how do you like range?

Can you spell suck?

Turn that off.

No. No, really, I want to talk to you. I'm capturing your soul.

Please. Come on. I want to talk to you about Jada.

You know, she's totally out of control.

And you care because?

Because. Apparently, you don't.

You don't know anything.

You're her boyfriend, right?

If you mean I'm the one she calls up at 3 in the morning crying because her

mom's so wasted she can't even walk.

And I'm the one who has to talk her out of quitting school every week.

You're some totally out -of -it, rich, milford brat.

Hey, I'm sorry. I should go.

Hey, no, it's cool.

I mean, it's good that you care.

He's off getting his hair cut. Okay, never mind. Are you a notary public?

No, I'm afraid not.

Oh, for crying out loud.

Rosalie was a notary. Now, how the hell are we going to get these notarized?

Witnesses find they don't have to be notarized. Fine. Witness these and give

them to Matt.

What is it?

Well, that's none of your business.

Here's my ID.

Mr. Hunsaker. And there's where you signed a witness.

Do you have any reason for not being civil?

You got a dead fish.

Robert. Carlos, you're Rebecca's husband?

Yeah. Can you just witness, please? We're pressed for time. Yeah, just give

to Mac. He'll know what to do with him. You put too much food in there, that's

why it died.

Rebecca, it's Laura.

Why would Hunziker and your husband each have made amended wills?

They were just here.

Yes.

Each leaves their land to the other when they die.

Okay, action, Lydia.

Okay, nice. I like it. It's beautiful.

Yeah, keep smiling. Keep smiling. No, no, no. No, no. Follow me. Follow me

your eyes.

Yeah, that's great. Oh, I love it. It's perfect.

That's... Why don't you just film her running slow motion from an

exploding school?

I can't find him.

Robert's not in his office, but there are printouts all over his desk about

guns. Robert hates guns.

You've got to stop him.

His cell phone is turned off. I'm going to the house.

Rebecca, are you there?

He left me a note.

Whatever happens, remember that I was fearless for you.

I love you.

Oh, my God.

They're going to have a duel. I'm calling the police. Okay.

Chief Wojcik, please.

No, not a tool, Wojcik. Why would they be having a tool? They're having a tool

with guns.

No, they didn't say, because each signed the property over to the other.

They're going to kill each other.

No, I don't know where they went. Somebody needs to look for them. What?

a problem.

Too little and not too much.

Careful.

So where do people have duels?

In the movies.

English estates?

Not in Milford, no.

Cemeteries? You know, Hunziker's got a family plot on the hill behind his

It's been there for centuries.

Bingo.

These are smoothbore.

Ten paces should be about right.

Whatever you say.

Ready?

Yeah.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven,

eight, nine, ten.

Why am I not surprised

Well

at least we both know what you're made out of

I think we have the essence of an agreement here.

Put the gun down.

How convenient.

We're in need of an attorney.

We have some papers to draw up.

Am I right?

So does your job totally suck?

Not totally.

There was a duel. I killed a fish.

Alex? Oh, hi.

What are you doing here?

Claire, Claire, this is my sister Lydia. Lydia, this is Claire.

Alex, are you guys friends?

I'll see you inside in a minute.

In a minute.

of this apartment.

Moving in?

Yeah. Wow.

Both guys have asked for a second date.

Yeah, that's my sister.

Yeah, you said.

I needed a new place.

Things just kind of snowballed. What about MIT?

I'm just taking a break. Three moons and all.

Like me.