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Where are you heading?
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Tampa. Let me see your driver's license.
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What seems to be the problem?
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We're just stopping everybody.
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There's a big jewelry heist in town
today.
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Hello, is something wrong?
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Yeah, as a matter of fact, there is.
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It says here on your license you're
supposed to be wearing glasses.
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Oh, yeah, I got my contacts here.
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Hold it, Eddie. Don't let him go yet.
There's something back here.
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What? Okay, when you want it
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It is the year 2020, and the world has
changed.
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In 2020, times are tough.
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This man's tougher.
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Mr. H, if you're bored, why don't you
try monitoring something different? Some
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Euro TV.
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Inadequate. Passive. It's still not
interactive, don't you see?
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Not that I don't appreciate your
company, FX.
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It's just so... constant.
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Oh. Well, what can I do, Mr. H? I mean,
that's the price you pay for being...
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who you are.
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Zackman! Everything go okay?
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Well, I got the bad guys anyway.
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From your tone, mine further is a
problem.
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Yeah, well, the cycle needs a little
working.
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Oh, no, you biffed it.
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Sort of.
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Bad?
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Total.
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Zach, it's not insured. You're looking
at Mr. Fix -It. But there's something
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else. Oh, I can hardly wait.
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Play this back, E .B.
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I found these strange circular
impressions in a field off Turkey Lake
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Wait a minute.
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Type 4 radiation?
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There's no such thing.
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Correction. Obviously there is such a
thing. We witness it. And it was
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from those impressions.
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And what do you guys think?
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Perfectly symmetrical, nine inches deep
in hard pack adobe type soil.
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It obviously had to be something large
and dense. Something that would also
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emanate radiation.
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Yeah, like a spaceship.
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Precisely. I was joking.
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Yeah, but he's not.
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Analyze it. Type 4 radiation is not
known on this planet.
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So, a meteor hit the ground.
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But it's perfect and symmetrical.
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It could be evidence of intelligent life
set down on Earth from somewhere
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beyond.
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I can't believe you guys. Mr. H, you're
just bored. Zach, I'm surprised at you.
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It's got to be a hoax. Okay, who would
even go to the trouble or be able to
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off a stunt like this? And for what
purpose?
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I've heard no publicity about this
finding.
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What good is a hoax without a hoaxee?
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Maybe we are the hoaxees.
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There's a call coming in at your house.
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Shall I transfer it here?
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Yeah, sure.
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Thank you.
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Hello.
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Hi, Captain.
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Yeah, I'm sorry I'm late, but I had a
little trouble with my transportation.
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I'll be right in.
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What's that?
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Okay, I'll get over there right away.
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What? Two students just disappeared from
the high school at Turkey Lake Road.
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Are you sure your friends didn't just
elope or run away or something? Like,
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her best friend. I'm sure she would have
told me.
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Besides, she didn't like Bud that much
anyway.
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Really? Why is that?
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Because Bud is, like, only the second
string quarterback.
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Ouch. They walked right down there and
took that path that goes to Lake. And
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that was, like, the last time anyone saw
them.
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All right.
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I'll check it out. Look, here's my car.
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If you think of something else or hear
anything, call me immediately, okay?
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How do I get in touch with you?
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Car. My number's on the card.
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Uh... Wait a minute!
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There's something I forgot.
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Like about 20, 25, maybe 30, but more
like 25.
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25 minutes after they walked down the
path, there was a strange glow in the
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over those woods.
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A glow?
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Yeah! But I don't think it had anything
to do with Bud and Holly's
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disappearance, because like I said, it
was 20, 25 minutes later.
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Did you see this glow, too?
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Okay, thanks a lot.
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What is it, EB?
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I don't know, but whatever it is, we can
market it as the greatest perfume ever.
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Smells good.
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I believe the substance on the pom -pom
is the same substance responsible for
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the Type 4 radiation you encountered in
those impressions, Zack.
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It's radioactive?
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It can't hurt you. This substance
contains omega particles.
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Omega particles?
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Never heard of that before, Mr. H.
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It's a type of radiation heretofore only
theorized to exist.
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Well, where did it come from?
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Somewhere out there, perhaps.
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Oh, no, not this again.
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Those girls did say something about a
glow in the sky.
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Next you'll be telling me about little
green men.
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That perfume of yours is driving me
crazy. I'm not wearing any perfume.
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Well, then what's that smell?
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Not me.
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Well, it smells great, whatever it is.
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Maybe there's something blooming up at
the putt -putt.
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Anyway, I've got to go freshen up.
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Gina, come with me.
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You're right, man. Something smells
boss.
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Makes me think of mating season.
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Makes me want to spawn.
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Do they look acceptable to you?
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Yes, they appear to have good muscular
development.
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They will do nicely.
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I concur.
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All right!
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Hey, listen.
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We're with our girlfriends right now,
but if you give us your phone numbers,
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can call you when we get rid of them.
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That is not necessary.
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You will come with us now.
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Hey!
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Get your hands off him!
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What do you think you're doing?
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Don't come near me. I've never hit a
woman before, but I will if I have to.
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Though with buttheads, we leave alone
for five minutes.
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Trouble!
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Okay, well, slow down, okay? Hold it.
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Where were you guys since last night? We
ran away.
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There were two blonde women and Mike was
fighting with them. They were, like,
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really strong. And then they sprayed
this stuff in their face.
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Yeah, like this green stuff. And then
they took them away or something. What
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you mean, took them away?
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This girl, like, drew this door and
pushed them through it. Drew a door?
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Yeah, like, with her finger out of green
light.
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And then they all went through it and
the door just disappeared.
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And where did all this take place?
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Right here by the end of the car.
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You sure about all this? Like I've never
been so sure about anything in my whole
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life. I wish I had told Mike how I felt
about it.
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Why? Did you love him?
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Well, no.
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But if I had known what was going to
happen, maybe I would have.
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Let's cover this up and get it down to
him.
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Mr. H, I had Harris down in spectroscopy
running his own analysis on the green
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goo. You doubt my analysis?
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I'm incensed. Calm down, Mr. H.
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It was just a second opinion.
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Harris said there was no such thing as
an omega particle.
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He did, did he?
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He said it was probably typical alpha
radiation that had been subjected to...
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Harris was a student of mine. He was
always prejudiced against imaginative
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conclusions. He thinks too much like a
computer.
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A computer?
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An ordinary computer.
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The universe is unbounded.
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There are an infinite number of galaxies
and infinite number of planets.
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It is a statistical certainty that there
is life elsewhere in the universe.
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And whether by accident or design, one
such life form has come to our world and
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brought with it the Omega Particle.
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This really excites you, huh, Mr. H?
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The Omega Particle could unlock for us
the secrets of the universe.
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If it is an Omega Particle. Not that I
don't believe you. If I could.
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I would be out at that lake where Zack
found those impressions in an instant.
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Whatever the source of those omega
particles, extraterrestrials or not, it
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totally turn the world of science upside
down.
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If only I had a body. Is that a hint?
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Mr. H, I found it.
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Guess what?
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There's another set of prints.
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That could be significant.
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I guess now comes the fun part.
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A little hard work never hurt anyone.
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I only wish I could be there digging in
the dirt with you.
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It smells good out here.
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Yes, I remember the sweet smell of the
low, sunlit and moist beneath the
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sky. No.
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It's that green stuff.
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And it's getting stronger.
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What is your assessment of this one?
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He is also well -muscled. And a farmer.
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Farmer. An excellent addition to the
menagerie.
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I don't know who you think I am, but I'm
not a farmer.
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Unfortunate. But still, an excellent
example of a mesomorphic endotype.
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You will come with us now.
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Thanks.
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You wouldn't believe it if I told you. I
mean, there's two women. Two beautiful
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women. Two suspiciously beautiful women
out here in the middle of nowhere with
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me. Mind if I ask you where you're from?
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Up there.
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See ya!
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With age, I feel... I
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feel... FX!
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Strange. FX!
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Are you alright?
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What's happening?
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EB, I've got some incredible new
evidence.
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Zack, I've done a horrible thing.
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FX is gone.
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Gone? What do you mean?
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I sent him out to take soil samples of
those impressions you discovered, and
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afraid he's been abducted by two women.
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Same thing happened last night to two
more high school students.
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They were witnesses.
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They said that these two unnaturally
strong women dragged these two guys off
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through a doorway of light.
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E .B., what if you're right?
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What if these are extraterrestrials?
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This is all my fault.
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For my own selfish reasons, I put FX in
danger.
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I've got to get out there.
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You're never going to get away with
this.
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Where are you taking us?
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Do not worry. You will be cared for and
provided a habitat similar to the one
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from which you are being removed.
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Habitat?
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Provided for?
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Sounds like you're going to put us in a
zoo.
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We are.
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Wait a minute!
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Our quota has now been satisfied.
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We may prepare to leave this planet.
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It will be a relief to return to our own
bodies.
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These are so ugly.
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And soft.
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What creature is this? He's bringing the
animals.
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I lost your signal for a moment.
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Yeah, we're okay.
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So are the others.
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Did you see them? Were they aliens?
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Was I right?
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