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coming to accept Wes Appleton's highest honor, the firing of the cheese cannon.

And to deliver my book report.

And even though I'll be leaving Wisconsin, I will always have cheese in

heart.

first year on So Random, I'd like to take a moment to say a few heartfelt

Here comes cake.

Guys, I feel so loved.

Sonny Monroe is a phony.

Marshall, is this some kind of joke?

I'd never put that on a cake. They charge by the letter.

Mine said, yay.

Then who would do something like this?

Who cares?

Cake is cake. Scrape off the top.

Yay!

To the races, I'm going places. Might be a long time, not gonna wait this. This

is the big race.

patron in life.

Whoever doesn't like you, Sonny, was trying to make a statement.

A delicious and fluffy statement.

I mean, come on, Sonny. It's not a big deal. I mean, we've all gotten hate

before.

Really? No.

No. But, you know, if there's anything like this, I'm going to start ticking

people off. Yes, Sonny. What did you do?

He'd do it again for my birthday.

What? I know.

Not a single mention of me.

I hate, and I hate, and I hate. Where's the love?

Sonny Monroe and her co -stars... See? I'm not even a star anymore. I'm a co

-star. ...were stopped when during a celebration of her first year at So

Random... No mention of my five years here.

...an anonymous cake was delivered saying Sonny Monroe is a phony.

Sources on the scene described the cake as creamy and buttery, but filled with

cake.

Good news and bad news. The good news is the bakery has no idea who changed the

message on the cake.

How is that good news?

When you compare it to this.

Sorry, that was mine.

I mean, when you compare it to this.

message to so random Sonny Monroe.

I received this mysterious letter this morning.

Mysterious because it seems to be using letters from an outdated form of

communication called a magazine.

Sonny Monroe is not the girl she says she is.

So if she is not, who is she?

What is she hiding?

Looks like things aren't so sunny and so random.

Who is doing this to me?

Well, let's think about this. Have you made any enemies lately?

I didn't take that fire from the guy in the hot dog suit.

I mean, I guess he was just doing his job.

That lady who said good morning, I didn't say good morning back. I thought

did, but I just didn't say it.

Ryan's right. Who am I?

Sally, this is crazy. You're a nice kid. Nice kid?

There was a nice kid selling chocolate for his school, and I didn't buy any.

I don't like nuts, and for that I deserve a hay cake?

No, you don't.

Come on.

I'm going to get you a new cake.

What would you like it to say? And I'm willing to go as high as six letters.

Without my bottle, your water is useless.

And without my water, your bottles are just empty.

Like your heart.

Oh, cut. Milady on the set.

Come on now.

We're in the middle of a scene here.

Uh, he called me.

Cut her some slack, Penelope.

You saw the tween weekly story.

Someone got it out for Milady.

So you okay?

No, not really. I mean, I'm totally stressed out with the cake and the hate

the letter.

I mean, it's just hard for me to be excited about going back to Wisconsin.

Ugh, not to mention the book report.

Ugh, the book report.

Relax, relax.

I can help you. With the book report?

Ha, Sonny, no, wait. There's only three things that I read.

My script, my reviews, and my check.

And my check report says that I'm rich enough to fly you to Wisconsin on my

private jet air chat.

Wait, you would do that?

I don't know. Let's find out.

Let your heart take wing.

Well, that settles it. We're going.

Wait a minute. You just made that decision based on a fortune cookie?

Well, it helps that I have a private jet, but yeah.

And you can't tell anyone about this, but this is how I make every major

decision in my life.

Since when?

Since I had Chinese food with my psychic last week.

She said, you're destined for failure.

My cookie said, you're destined for greatness.

So I went with the cookie.

And now I'm flying air, Chad. You are one smart cookie.

Speaking of smart cookies, I got a great idea that's going to cheer you up. But,

oh, babe!

Ready to get back to work?

I'm thinking we can finish our scene later. What do you say my leadin' lady

my leadin' my lady do a little shopping together, huh?

What? We don't even know each other. That's where the shopping comes in. Come

on, girls, shop it up. Wait, so you think that all it takes for girls to

to go shopping?

Doesn't. Oh, it helps to have something in common to talk about.

Yeah, like the fact that you think all it takes for girls to bond is to go

shopping.

Well, I think we found our topic.

Shall we?

Dude.

Dude. What?

What are you doing?

Oh, oh, oh, I'm testing out my new app, Treasure Tracker. It turns any phone

into a portable metal detector.

Yeah, who knows what valuable stuff we'll find.

Maybe you can find the 99 cents you lost on that worthless app.

Booyah! Sunglasses.

Worthless.

Retainer.

Worthless.

Rare gold coin.

Worth what?

Do you know what this means?

We can finally get those matching tugboats we've been dreaming about.

Certainly hope that noise is coming out of your mouth.

Where's Sunny?

I've got a more important question. Is that lasagna?

Not just any lasagna. Somebody sent me hate lasagna.

Dear Tawny, you are the second prettiest girl on the planet.

Oh, that is some saucy hate. Yeah.

I want to rub it in Sunny's face before I show it to Tween Weekly.

You spelled prettiest wrong.

No, I didn't. Aha!

I knew you baked your own hate.

Well, it's not fair that Sunny gets all the hate food.

Where is she?

Oh, she's at the mall with Penelope.

Of course she is.

She's out shopping with another celebrity to get more publicity. Well,

about to be shopping with two celebrities.

If you want to shop with two celebrities, just...

Done with that? Yeah.

We're heading out to the tugboat factory outlet.

There's not one word or sound in that sentence that's appealing.

Hey, my retainer. I have been looking for this.

Oh, I almost forgot my lasagna.

It looks really great on you.

Thanks. Oh, and how good does this necklace look with it? Yeah.

Oh, wow. That's expensive.

I know, right?

I don't want to take it off. It's too pretty.

It's fun, right? Yeah.

We can't talk yet.

Penelope just picked out an awesome top for me.

Let me be the judge of that.

Perfect!

What are you doing here? Why are you talking like that?

Oh, I'm wearing my restainer. Although, it don't seem to fit so good. So, I

spent... Much better.

So, where are we celebrities shopping next?

Oh, I get it, Johnny. You're feeling a little left out.

Only of having my picture taken.

I may not have been seen coming in with you two, but I'm going to be seen

walking out.

Sunny, Penelope.

Tony. What? I'm right here.

Sunny, care to make a comment about the letter?

Leave her alone. That's right.

And pay attention to me. You want to see what I might look like?

So, what are you two girls... Three girls.

...up to today?

Ryan, there's no tour here. We're just going shopping.

That's what celebrities do, Dad.

Excuse me, miss.

I'm going to need to look in that bag.

Why? Oh, you did buy that necklace. No, ma 'am, she didn't.

You're going to need to come with us. What?

Well, no, there must be some sort of mistake.

Or has there?

Sonny Monroe, shoplifter?

Looks like that necklace just got some matching bracelets.

I'm Ryan...

I'm innocent! I promise I didn't steal the necklace!

Get back! All you people care about is dragging people through the mud!

Speaking of mud, we're getting down and dirty on Mackenzie Falls Wednesdays at 8

to 7 Central.

Get back!

Chad, thank you so much for bailing me out of jail.

Well, can't have my lady rotting away in the big house.

And, well, thank you for having my back. Well, I can't have one of my stars

treated like this.

Pizza delivery for Sonny Monroe.

Uh -huh.

I'll handle this.

Sonny, how did you break out of prison?

I can't believe you tried the old paparazzi disguises as a delivery guy

We'll find out the truth about you, Sonny. Get out of here, you hack.

This is why I got in this business.

worry about them, Sonny. We know you're innocent.

But we're not too sure about your sanity.

What is this?

And why does it smell like Grady's feet?

Oh, sorry, that is not you.

Yeah, I was changing it to my lunch box, so.

Okay, this tease ball right here happens to represent 175 years of West Appleton

High School tradition.

Not a lot going on in West Appleton, is there?

Wait, I didn't tell you the exciting part.

person who gets to fire the cheese cannon, I get to bring a cheese ball

best represents me. So I had the cafeteria make one. Half Californian,

Wisconsin cheddar.

You think your cheese ball is cool?

Check out what me and Grady found while you were in the pokey. Our first

treasure. Oh, so that explains the hats. You guys are finally getting your

tugboats.

I guess some Hollywood dreams really do come true. Let me see that.

Man, if I'd had a couple of these, I would have bought the necklace.

I'll be taking that back now and putting it somewhere where no one else would

think to go. Oh, your face jump page?

Look, look, Penelope's here. I'm going to do my thing.

You're going to strike out. No, I'm not.

Hey, you know, my friend and I are treasure hunters.

And Jarek just marked my spot.

That line just might work.

Oh, really?

If your goal is to die alone.

I don't want to die alone.

Sonny, how are you doing?

This is Sonny Watch.

Not so good anymore.

Coming up tonight on Tween Weekly TV, another Sonny Monroe shocker. The voice

behind the letters speaks.

That necklace wasn't the first thing Sonny Monroe stole.

If you're keeping track, That makes it at least the second thing that Sonny

Monroe has stolen.

Where will this crime spree end?

At three?

At four?

At five?

Tune in tonight at six as we continue Tween Weekly TV's Sonny Watch.

When will this end?

For you. I mean, for you.

Do you have any idea who that person is?

No. Oh.

Think about it, Sonny. Who do you know who talks like this?

Nobody.

But I just did.

What?

Don't worry, Sonny.

If you need me, call me.

If you need me, call me.

I am gonna die alone.

Dying a little right now.

Ryan will stop at nothing to get his story.

Unless we stop him first.

All right, Sunny's dating Chad, and I will stop at nothing to dig something

up on her in here.

Looking for something?

Well, if it ain't the trash looking through the trash.

That was good.

They're working on that all afternoon. Yeah, yeah, I can tell. Why are you in

the dumpster?

We're in a dumpster because that's where the trash gets thrown out.

I've been working on that since I heard your line.

I can tell.

Look, every single thing you've said about me, Ryan, is not true.

But you wouldn't know that because you haven't even asked me my side of the

story yet.

Oh, I'm mine.

Dude, get this. I'm going to somewhere in the trash.

You know what? I am not going to laugh at your stuff if you don't laugh at

It's not a joke. Keep going.

Not as long as I have my treasure tracker.

You just hurt people with false accusations.

There's no proof that I did any of that stuff, okay? It's just people saying

that I did it. You know what?

You're right. You deserve to be heard. Roll it.

I'm Ryan Laughlin for Tween Weekly TV with Sonny Monroe's side of the story.

Hi, I'm Sonny Monroe and I'm... A thief!

You stole our rare coin?

Her side of the story. No, I didn't.

Please,

you guys have to listen to me. I have no idea how that coin got into my pocket.

We believed in you. We defended you.

You couldn't allow me one shining moment in the garbage, could you?

Guys, I can explain this.

We're waiting.

Guys, I can't explain this.

Well, I sure hope you can explain this.

That's mine.

I mean, I sure hope you can explain this.

Everybody knows Sticky Pig, Sonny Monroe's first breakout character on So

Random. The one that landed Sonny her big Hollywood dream.

Today, I've got Pig Eye. I got it from Alex Mazarski because she came to school

with Pig Eye. Not cool.

and a necklace.

Not cool.

A coin.

Not cool.

And heaven knows what else.

Not cool.

Come up with an original character like Sickie Vicky by stealing

it. Not cool.

What? I didn't steal Sickie Vicky. I made that character up.

Meet the real Sickie Vicky, Vicky Sickowitz.

Can't keep quiet anymore, Ryan.

How many lies has she told?

How many more people will she hurt?

Not cool.

Not cool at all.

Not cool, Sonny.

Marshall, look, I know this looks really bad, but you've got to believe me.

I want to believe you, but it's all too much, and now it's affecting the show.

So until this is cleared up, I'm sorry, Sonny.

But you're all so random.

reporting live outside Sonny Monroe's apartment.

Go away!

Never!

This is Sonny Watch.

And tonight, Hollywood... I said no interviews!

Delivery for Sonny Monroe.

Oh, my food's here.

Jack? You recognize me?

There are people who didn't?

Yeah, Brian and the other reporters.

Oh, there's you down there.

He's the only way I can... Sneak up. Oh, I'm so glad to see you.

Even looking like that.

Let's go eat.

You won't believe how many fake delivery guys have shown up at my door. They're

the first one I haven't beaten up.

Sonny Monroe!

Did you steal Thicky Vicky from Vicky Sickowitz?

There is no Vicky Sickowitz. I mean Thicky Vicky Up!

Yeah! Now leave my lady alone!

Shut up, Chinese food guy.

Oh my gosh, it's Chad Dillon.

Yeah. He's telling you to leave his lady alone.

Oh, really?

Did your fortune cookie tell you to say that?

You told me.

No, I didn't. How'd they all find out, Sonny? You were the only one who knew.

Chad, I didn't tell anybody about your fortune cookies.

Oh, my gosh, you don't believe me.

Well... Are you thinking about checking a cookie?

Would that be bad?

I don't know. Let's see.

He who checks cookie checks into hospital.

Come on, Sonny.

I told you a secret. Now everybody knows about it. What am I supposed to think?

You're not supposed to think. I'm your girlfriend. You're supposed to trust me.

You know what? Just take your stupid fortune cookie and your private plane

just go.

You're going to lose all your child miles.

It would probably be easier for me to drive you to Wisconsin.

Sunny has moved all her evidence over to Tawny's makeup table.

The guilty party is Tawny!

How to build a cheeseball bomb?

Wait a minute, if we've got the real cheeseball, that means Sunny's got

Bomb!