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Oh.

Hey, baby.

How's the cake coming for the gamble, sir?

Bake them. You tell me.

Ooh, chocolate cake.

Do you want a slice?

I don't think so.

Good. More money for the brothers.

Honey, um, word to the brothers.

Don't try and sell that cake.

Oh, come on, guys. I did pretty good for a guy with a spoon, a hot plate, and a

hairdryer.

Jordan, you have eyes, right?

Would you eat the... It's a work in progress.

Everyone knows the cake is about the frosting.

Good news, dog, I got the frosting.

It was pudding day at the cafeteria.

Look, don't worry, okay?

Thanks to us, you guys are going to have the best cake at that bake sale.

Thank you so much, sweetie. We owe you big time. Our pleasure.

Thank you. Thank you.

I'm speechless.

Thank you so much.

How did we work that? Listen, they had no idea that that cake is really brown

Play -Doh.

And that pudding was the perfect touch. And we played them like, Sega!

Oh, and when you pick up your cake, bring it to a box.

Why? Well, because the shelves need to be put up, the kitchen sink is leaking,

and the Miata needs an oil change.

Sega!

Sega!

Gotta feel a thrill for me like you got to do what's right for you.

Oh, boy.

Ray Campbell approaches the T.

He's one stroke behind Tiger Woods.

It's par -birdy, par -par -bird.

That new club, you'll probably out -drive Tiger Woods.

Hey, man.

Hey. Ready for 18 holes of humiliation?

Yeah, yeah, I guess.

You know, I got this new club, and, uh, I was... You okay?

I have decided to get married. And I was wondering if you, if you could... You

want me to tell Lisa you found somebody else?

Ray, Lisa is the woman I want to marry.

Who's getting married?

See what happens when you mention matrimony in a house full of women?

I'm gonna ask your mom to marry me.

That is, if it's all right with you.

Well, of course it's all right with me.

I've never seen my mom so happy.

Oh, my gosh!

Well, welcome to the family.

Congratulations,

Vic. I'm happy for you. I'm happy for all of us.

Thanks. Thanks.

And, Ray, I was hoping you'd do me the honor of being my best man.

Well, I've been with Lisa for the last six years. I'm more than just the best

man.

What do you mean?

Oh, nothing.

Just like all. So, what's the plan, huh? How are you going to ask her? Well, I

thought I'd say something like, Lisa, you know how I feel about you.

So let's do this.

And then give her the ring.

That's it?

This is my mother's first wedding.

Okay, so the proposal has got to be wildly romantic.

Yeah, lots of flowers. She's down on one knee.

Yeah, big, flashy, romantic. Let's go. Hold it, hold it. My mother's too smart

for that. I mean, she'd catch on immediately and you'd lose the element

surprise. Good thing. No, that ain't good.

I say take her to a nice, quiet dinner and then bring her back here for coffee.

Coffee's good. Now let's go before we miss our tea time.

I got it!

Tamir and I will make this room a romantic paradise.

We'll fill the room with flowers and scented candles.

And the best part is, We'll hide the ring in Mom's favorite dessert.

Hey, that's... How are we going to get a ring in peanut brittle?

Good point.

I say we put the ring on top of a nice little cupcake.

Oh, yes, with heart icing.

Now, that sounds like a plan.

Put it in the middle. I know what I'm... Just put it in the middle.

Oh, my goodness. Mom is going to be so surprised when she discovers this two

-care cupcake.

Well, let's hope she sees it before she chips a tooth.

Of course she will.

Gosh, I mean, wouldn't you love to see Mom's face?

Here's my face. Not yours.

Mother Teresa's. Oh, yes. That woman was a saint.

Yes, she was.

Ooh, cupcake, my favorite. No!

I made that one for Tyreek.

And the rest are for Jordan.

Um, his fraternity is having a bake sale, so every cupcake counts.

So, Mom, why are you all dressed up, huh?

Oh, well, I want to look especially nice.

Victor's got a proposal today.

What? What makes you say that?

Well, honey, every woman knows when a man is going to propose to her.

Victor planned a... Special day for us. And men do not make special plans unless

they're going to propose.

Unless they're feeling guilty.

Nah.

Are you sure?

Oh, honey, I have never been more sure of anything in my life.

I mean, look at me!

That man, he loves me.

And girls, I love him.

to sing surprise reactions all morning. You practice your answer?

Sure.

If we're in a restaurant, I say, I'll just be loud, you know,

because he'll want everybody to notice.

But if we're alone, I can't drive around the city. I won't say a word. I'll just

dissolve into silent, grateful tears.

Okay, Mom, but...

Don't count your chickens before they hatch. Yeah, I wouldn't set myself up

a letdown like that. No.

Oh, my babies.

Thank you for thinking of my feelings.

Now go mind your own business.

Ring finger.

This is your big day.

Let me go put on some hand lotion because you're going to see some action.

Hey, Ms. Landry. Hey.

Pick up our cake.

Oh, well, it's right over there on the counter next to your cupcakes.

Are you sure these are mine?

Yeah, they sure didn't make them for me.

Wait, wait, wait.

Cupcakes and a cake?

You know what this means?

Yeah, yard work.

Now, was Dawson named after the creek or was the creek named after Dawson?

Hey. Come on in. Thanks.

Oh, are you ready for your big day?

I'm as ready as I'll ever be.

Everything ready for the proposal?

You got it. When you get back, the couch will be surrounded by flowers. There

will be a little trail of rose petals by the front door and candles everywhere.

Yep, the ring is in the cupcake, and it'll be waiting for you in the kitchen.

Oh, that's great. That's great.

Oh, I thought I heard a pounding on the door, but I guess it was just my heart.

Oh, flowers!

Oh, what a surprise!

Lisa, you look stunning.

Don't I, though?

I can't wait to show you off to the world. Are you ready?

Since the day we met.

Oh, Lisa, hold up.

Oh, Victor!

You sure you want to...

I've been tripping over this shoestring for the last half hour.

Oh, we wouldn't want you to hurt yourself.

Yeah. Now, are you ready, my lady? Your carriage awaits.

Carriage? Now we're talking.

Oh, this is your jaguar.

Bye, girls.

Bye. Good luck.

Today is going to be so romantic.

I can't believe this.

I mean, for so long, I've had no dad at all. Okay, then Ray came along. Then our

natural father showed up, and soon we'll have a stepdad.

Shoot.

Father's Day is going to wipe us out.

Hey, girls. Hey, Dad.

You know, you did a great job on hiring those cupcakes from Lisa. I couldn't

even find them.

Thanks.

Wait a minute.

When did you hire them?

I was about to ask you the same thing.

you put them? Put them over there right next to Jordan's cake.

Which isn't here either.

The break fell!

I gave my heart with

hope and love and care.

You played your part and today is what we share.

That was beautiful.

My next piece will be a special selection from the gentleman down front.

Two

souls.

Independent. Free.

Chance meeting.

Soul touch.

A bond.

Together forever.

Because we got dinner reservations at 8.

Let's go.

Okay.

Jordan. Jordan.

We need those cupcakes you took from the house this morning. Oh, too late. They

went quick.

What about those two?

Oh, I was going to take those back to the crib. Good.

You smash them, you buy them. You owe me $4.

I mean, nothing.

Is there something special I need to know about these cupcakes? Yes, there is

cupcake out there worth $15 ,000.

Dang, I need to raise my prices.

Morning. My mother's engagement ring is in one of them.

Your mom's getting married? Oh, maybe not.

Cupcake, 5 o 'clock.

That is not 5 o 'clock. That is 9 o 'clock. By the stage, too. You come with

Jordan. You go over there.

Stop! You can't eat that.

Why not?

You're on a diet.

No, I'm not.

You are now.

Sorry.

Here you go.

Half fat.

Hold it.

You owe me two dollars.

He's giving refunds.

Hey, come here. By the counter.

Will you guys stop telling people I'm giving back refunds? Just start

Ain't no ring up in here.

Okay, now look, everybody.

Everybody just needs to calm down, all right?

This is what we need to do.

Okay, we'll just tell Lisa what happened.

We, we, we, we put her ring in a cupcake and sold it for $10.

Okay.

Which one of you is going to tell her?

We need a new plan.

Victor,

this place is so romantic.

Oh, it's the perfect setting for, well, anything that could happen.

Oh, sweetheart, I'm so glad you like it.

The restaurant was rated five carats. I mean, five stars.

A sweetheart?

Yeah.

Darling dear.

Would you like to?

Would I like to? To what?

Here are the specials.

Tonight we're serving a fresh rainbow trout. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sounds

We'll take two, so I couldn't.

You know, Victor, sitting here and looking into your eyes, I can't help

that, will we?

We both want the same thing.

You know, you are so right.

A dozen oysters.

this drama if the Gammas had a car wash like every other fraternity.

Don't ask.

Well, maybe I can help. You got $15 ,000?

Maybe I can't.

And Victor was supposed to propose to my mom tonight, so we put her ring in a

cupcake, and Jordan over here sold it for $2 at a bake sale. Hey, hey, hey,

did this become my fault? Well, honey, you did sell the ring.

Well, what kind of person puts a ring in a cupcake?

A romantic person.

And of course, you wouldn't know anything about that.

blame me for this. No, wait.

$15 ,000, okay?

Hey, guys!

What? Is this the ring? Yes!

That's the ring!

How did you find it? Well, I jacked a cupcake.

You owe me $2.

Ty, this thing is, like, worth $15 ,000. Why didn't you say anything?

Hey, I just figured it was, like, a Cracker Jack thing.

I'm gonna call my dad.

Baby, I was going to give it to you.

You were going to give me a Cracker Jack cupcake ring?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Tia. Now, that ring is worth 15 grand.

Let it go, man.

Dad, when Lisa and Victor get home, you have got to stall them before we get

there with the ring.

Never mind, never mind. I'll tell you later, okay, when we get home. All

bye.

that there is nothing to worry about. He has everything under control.

We better drive fast.

Ta -da!

Ta -da! What?

Just the same old living room.

Oh, so it is.

Well, with you in it,

Tia and Tamira made us a special dessert in the kitchen.

Oh, well, I don't have much of an appetite.

Oh, come on. You'll love it. I promise.

Well, okay.

Where are you guys headed?

Well, just into the kitchen for some special dessert.

Well, you don't want dessert now.

Why not?

Uh, well, you just ate, and you should wait at least a half hour.

Ray was just having dessert, not going swimming.

What the hell's about it with your eye?

Why don't you two lovebirds just sit on the couch, and I'll be your attentive

waiter?

Oh.

Look, Ray. Oh, that's it.

There goes his tip.

The girl's lost her ring.

Well, yeah, but they found it on their way here.

So, uh, why don't I go in the kitchen and whip up some of those cupcakes?

You know, Ray, I don't know what you're up to, but I think that... Lisa, sit

down.

What happens next?

You gonna throw me a bone?

am i kidding boy those cupcakes

are so good to be even better when they get out of the oven of course they'll

have to cool and then i'll have put some frosting on top oh they'll be ready in

about an hour an hour and a half tops anybody for scrabble victor i thought

said the girls made dessert i thought you wanted me to make the cupcakes for

who said that you did

Enough of this. I'm going to get dessert. No!

Ray! The girls are here with dessert, just like you wanted.

I'm worried about that man.

What took you so long? Oh, never mind. We got the ring.

Great. Now, where's the cupcake?

Better call Duncan Heimlich.

Lisa.

Lisa, there's something I want to ask you. You know, Ray is acting so stupid.

don't think he should be in there with knives and such.

I'm gonna go in there and check on him.

Lisa, Lisa, listen.

Listen. Look, you are the most important person in my life, and I want to know

if... Oh, tell me later. Ray, that better not be my mama's good china.

What's going on in here?

Nothing. Bye.

cupcake lisa come come sit down

lisa you are the most

important woman in my life victor and i always want you in my life

yes oh victor and i really wanted to do this with like trumpets blaring and and

and and in a flower -filled room but what the heck

You want to eat now?

No.

I want this.

Lisa, I love you.

Will you marry me?