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What's wrong with driving my car to Spring Break in Atlanta?

What's wrong?

I am not riding 800 miles on the hump.

Jordan, what happened to your uncle's Winnebago?

My aunt kicked him out and now he's living in it.

I said all along we should fly.

What? Look, you can't go to Freaknik without a car. The party's on the

and I want to be a part of the gridlock. Oh, don't worry.

Titty -titty -bang -bang will be causing the gridlock.

Oh, you got jokes for the car, huh?

Well, fine.

Go ahead and fly.

Tyreek and I will have all the fun road -ruling it.

Chitty -chitty -bang -bang, chitty -chitty -bang -bang, chitty -chitty

-bang, all the time.

Stop, stop, stop.

Stop, stop.

I got my own mind.

I do my own style in my own time. And now everybody sees how different we have

come to be.

Stop, stop, stop.

Even though I'm glad to be with you.

I thought it was real to me, like you got to do what's right for you.

Hey, you ready to get your freak on? You know it. What time does your flight

leave? 11.

So, I see you're not ready to roll the road. No, almost.

Still waiting for Jordan to get back with Samaya.

For the soda?

No. No, I suppose radiator.

That's how he keeps the engine cool.

Hey, um, Ty, I'm glad I caught you before you left. What's up?

Um, well, before we get to Freak Nick, I just want you to know that I still care

a lot about you.

And I'm open to giving us another chance.

And I'm wondering how you feel.

Wow.

Tia, I'm not sure if I can just sum up my feelings on the spot.

Why not?

You either want to get back together or you don't.

I just need some time to think it through.

Oh.

I think.

Time to think.

Well, great.

Great. No problem. You don't think all you want.

You know what? I'll just see you around.

See you. Wait. Listen.

Tell me in the car.

Jordan. Thank you. Jordan.

Okay, now look.

I made a road care kit for your trip.

It's got a road map, flares, dremelene, because you know how your tummy gets, a

triple A card, and extramodal.

Tamara, this is really nice and all, but stop.

What? Look, I am a big boy. I don't need my woman telling me how to drive across

country. Okay, sorry.

Well, drive safely to me, okay?

You did check your brakes, didn't you?

See you in Atlanta.

Okay.

the four -star motel. No, I said it was called the four -star motel.

You just killed a roach with your suitcase.

That's your suitcase.

Well, this bathroom's got lots of fresh towels.

Okay, so it's not the Hilton. It's not even motel thick.

Yeah, but it is motel cheap.

is the place to shower and change. I've seen the shower. We might just want to

change.

Is that a chalk outline?

I've seen enough.

Let's go get a freak on.

Mama's ready.

Ready.

Oh, Lisa, before I forget, my mother's flying in from Hattiesburg, Mississippi,

and I want her to meet you, you know?

Really? Oh, Victor, this is so sudden.

Not really. She's been planning this trip for a while.

So what's she like?

Oh, she's a sweetheart.

She's a real traditional, old -fashioned homemaker.

In other words, nothing like me, huh?

Hey, look, now, don't you go getting nervous.

I mean, she's going to fall for you just the way that I did.

Yeah, well, I still want to make a good impression.

You will.

Look, I'm going to take us all out to dinner to Maxfield's.

Oh, no, you won't. We will have a nice, traditional, old -fashioned home -cooked

meal right here. Hey, that's great.

Look, you ready to go clubbing? Yeah, food clubbing. I got some shopping to

I laid her heart on the line. And all she asked me was, how do you feel? And

what did I say?

I need time to think it through. Yes, Ty.

Give it a rest.

You've been talking about Tia for the past four hours. All right.

Fine.

Man,

I blew it.

I blew it. Tia is never going to give me another chance.

Look, don't make me slide over.

Look, I... Let's play a game. That's right. The license play game.

Whoever spots the most states wins.

I'll go first.

Illinois, your turn.

Illinois. My turn.

Illinois.

Illinois. This game is stupid.

They all say Illinois.

Why do they all say Illinois?

Hello, we're in Illinois.

You don't have to go through Illinois to get to Georgia.

Are you sure you know where you're going? Of course I know where I'm going,

Tamara.

Look, I got city -to -city directions right off the internet.

Ann Arbor to Atlanta. Read it.

This is Atlanta, Missouri, Georgia.

Damn.

Listen,

Jay, I have got to get to Atlanta so I can tell Tia how I feel. Don't worry,

right? This is doable.

We're only, what, half a day behind? Listen, no. Pull over, all right? I got

call. No, this is something you got to do in person, dog. Now relax, all right?

Tia's not going anywhere.

Sit back and enjoy the ride.

Aw, dang.

That's all we need.

Tia.

What? You're the wife.

Got a leak in the roof. You got any tape in the bathroom?

Hey,

maybe you should use the sink.

Just let the hot water run for a few minutes because I think I saw something

crawl up there.

See, I've been thinking.

I need to move on.

Please, take me with you.

No, I'm not talking about leaving this roach motel.

Talking about getting over Tyreek.

Starting now, I'm going to enjoy myself.

I mean, who knows? My prince could be right here.

Well, not here, but out there somewhere.

Hey,

okay, okay.

I did a walk. I'm on my way back from Krispy Kreme. And you know what?

I think we could turn this whole thing around by going back home.

Please, take me with you.

We're here for Freak Nick.

Now look, if we can't get Freaky out on the streets, we'll bring the freak right

here.

The sun came out.

Boy, you're going to have to be better than that.

Okay. How about this?

Charles Gripper.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, sir.

See you later.

Would you like to dance with me?

I'd love that, Charles.

What's that in her hair?

I think her prince has come.

Tia, don't worry, man.

She'll be waiting with open arms when we get there.

So after I helped rebuild the hut, I took a big bamboo rack down the river

got supplies.

Wow, that's wild, Sheila.

It's a river.

Excuse me, it's a mess.

Can I talk to you for a minute, Sheila?

You guys have been asking me about my friends Tracy and Sheila. And the funny

thing is, Tracy and Sheila are both you. What are you doing?

What's up, Sheila? Did you forget you have a boyfriend?

Correction.

Michigan's Mira has a boyfriend.

Sheila from UGA.

And Tracy from UN3.

And Anya from the Virgin Islands.

Don't. This way, Spring Break Tamera can have a lot of innocent fun without

feeling guilty about children.

Thank you, Abigail.

Hey.

I ran out of names.

Oh, hey, look.

It stopped raining.

Oh, yeah, all right. I guess Maya Black, she's going to get a chance to perform

after all. Yeah.

So can I take you there?

Um, Charles, that sounds like a lot of fun, but, um... Ah, I get

it.

Boyfriend back home.

Yeah. No.

Ex -boyfriend.

Hey, that's cool.

No pressure.

How about I give you the Charles Griff Atlanta Minitobo for the concert?

Comes with a meal.

I'd love to.

Meet you in the hall in half hour.

Oh, what's going on with you and Prince Charles?

Oh, there is nothing going on.

Will you sign my CD?

Sure.

Hello,

Victor.

Mother, this is Lisa.

Lisa, this is my mother.

Lisa, me too, Mrs. Sims. Please, come in. Thank you, Lisa.

Victor has told me so much about you.

You look so, um, touched by an angel.

Bless you.

Why don't we all sit down and enjoy some of my nice homemade hors d 'oeuvres?

Lisa Victor tells me you were born and raised right here in the city.

Yeah, but in my heart, I am a down -home country girl.

Deviled eggs, fresh from a coop.

You have a chicken coop?

No, she...

meant she drove to the store in her coupe de ville.

I see.

A joke.

Yeah, I heard it at church.

I think we all need a drink.

Um, got martinis all around?

Oh, make mine an old -fashioned.

Uh, Lisa.

Well, I am just dying to hear more about your exciting design career.

like a hobby.

Victor, whoever that is, tell them that I'm entertaining.

So like I was saying, taking care of my family and my loved ones, that's my true

career. Hey, Lisa, this is Aretha Franklin.

Really?

Tell her I call her back.

The queen of soul?

Are you sure you don't want to take that?

Oh, it's probably just some frivolous thing.

Like a new gown for the Grammys.

But this is my personal time. Riri will just have to respect that.

Next.

I said, say so.

So, Jason, as my grandmother used to tell me back on the island, Anya, what's

enough to party without some chili fries?

So, tell your mates to bring some fries and we bring our appetites. Uh -huh.

That's right, room 23.

We are going to party all... Hey, sweetie.

I'll call you back.

Yeah, she's checked every hospital from here to the Virgin Islands.

Wait a minute, you guys were supposed to be here yesterday.

You got lost, didn't you?

Warm and bleak. All right, we were being good Samaritans. We were helping

someone with car trouble. That's right. And you'll never guess who it was.

It was Maya, that's right.

Maya! Oh, yeah, right.

Not for real. Her limo broke down. We gave her a lift.

Oh, come on, guys. Just because you have a freaknik doesn't mean you have to

make up stories to impress people.

You know it, man.

I want to thank you again for the ride and get some backstage passes.

Thank you. Thank you, Maya.

Thank you so much.

All right, take care.

How's Maya?

For real?

Hey, Maya!

Girl, you're the bomb!

You're the bomb!

Hey, listen, where is Tia? There's something that I've got to tell her. She

for the concert already.

Without you guys?

Uh, yeah.

Well, she shouldn't be wandering around Atlanta by herself.

Nobody said she was alone.

She made a new friend.

So that's how it is?

Wait, tell me this. Tell me, what kind of friends? Let friends make friends.

That freak neck.

It's a freak country, brother.

Everybody's grown.

I've got to get to that concert. I've got to get my girl back.

You ain't gonna get her back looking like that.

Simply delicious.

Well, being a Christian woman, I can't take all the credit.

I got the recipe at the quilting bee.

Open wide, baby.

Extra paprika, just like you like it.

Lisa.

Lisa.

Victor tells me you have a lovely daughter.

Oh, yes.

Feel my world, my life's joy, my reason for living, the wind beneath my wings.

What am I telling you for? I'm sure you feel the same way about your baby boy.

Yeah.

Let me crack that for you, sugar.

That's it.

Lisa, sit down.

Excuse me?

You have just worn me out with this happy homemaker routine.

Well, I was just trying to take care of your son. I have raised my son to take

care of himself, to feed himself, and to speak for himself.

Listen, Mom, what I want to say to you is that I... Hush, child.

Let me tell you something that you young girls do today.

I'm listening.

If you have got to stop doing so much for these men, you will spoil them

You've got to find some me time.

Are you going in there and call Aretha?

And let Victor crack his own nuts.

Oh, let me be honest with you, Mrs. Sims.

If you're going to be honest with me, you can call me Adele.

Adele.

I've been trying to put on a little show here to impress you.

I don't wait on Victor hand and foot. I know that's right.

My business is booming.

I mean, my family's got to catch me when they can.

See, see, Mom, this is the Lisa that I wanted you to meet. And this is the Lisa

that I want to get to know.

Listen, you go turn off that oven.

Victor is going to take us out to dinner to Maxfield.

Well, shoot, we can go in the kitchen for Maxfield.

That's where I ordered my home -cooked meal.

Hey, Sheila.

Maya, will you give me a shout -out from the stage?

Tamara, is there something you want to tell me?

Hold it, Tia.

I think you have something in your ear.

Wow. Quarter.

Hold on, let me get changed for the meter.

Boy, you're crazy.

I'm not crazy.

The guy who let you get away, he's the crazy.

Tia.

Tia Landon.

Oh, my gosh.

You know Tia, right?

Tia Landon.

Where was he at? I want you to know something.

I never stopped caring about you.

Look, when you asked me before, I was scared to say it.

But now I'm ready to shout it to the world to you.

Girl, I love you.

Thank you.