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Hey, guys, come on in. I'll go put some
music on. And I'll get the lights.
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Oh, that was so romantic.
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I mean, all those men just sacrificing
their lives on the Titanic just so the
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women can be saved.
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Hey, you know what? If we had been
there, we'd have held you in one arm and
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the other to swim us to paradise.
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Oh, that's so sweet, Tyree.
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Steven, would you have saved me?
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Baby, I'd have given up my team the
lifeboat for you.
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Alda, how'd you get in the lifeboat
before me?
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Uh, I was keeping your seat warm.
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We are so lucky all of us can hang out
like this. I mean, there are a lot of
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couples who can't go out together and
get along as well as we do.
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All I'm saying is a woman is just as
capable of going down with the sinking
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as a man. Fine.
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If you want to give me your seat in the
lifeboat, I'll take it.
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So you just leave me in a ship while you
paddle away with a bunch of women?
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Make up your mind. Either you want to
drown or you want to be in the lifeboat.
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want to be in the lifeboat, but I want
the right to drown.
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You're impossible.
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Then again, there are some couples who
should go out alone.
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to be.
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Step, step, step, step.
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Even though I'm glad to be with ya.
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I thought I'd feel what's real for me.
Like you got to do what's right for you.
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to make you angry, Tamara.
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Well, I didn't mean to be unreasonable.
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And you weren't. And that's what I like
about you. You have strong opinions.
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Well, that's what I like about you.
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You like that I have strong opinions.
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Anybody want to hear my strong opinion
about your opinion?
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Y 'all be on. I'm just glad they stopped
arguing because I don't want anything
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to get in the way of us going to that
702 concert.
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Yeah. Right, right.
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We got it all planned out. Now, we'll
have dinner tomorrow night at Barry's
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Pizza. Yeah.
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And I got a two -for -one coupon.
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And then, after the concert, we'll go
play laser tag.
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Excuse me?
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Barry's Pizza?
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Laser tag?
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Why is this the first time I'm hearing
about this?
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Because this is the first time we're
telling you.
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Well, guys, um, maybe we don't like
laser tag. Maybe we want to go...
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dancing after the concert. Wait, why are
you tripping? We can dance at the
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concert. And then after, we'll dance on
over the laser tag.
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Why does everything have to be your way?
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Everything doesn't have to be my way.
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Yeah, it does.
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Okay, guys, just settle down.
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Yeah, calm down, Tamara. He's right.
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You women always get so emotional, but
nothing... You
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women?
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a woman has nothing to do with it.
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You're only saying that because you're a
woman.
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Well now, I'm saying this.
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Oh.
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What was that all about?
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No. No, no, no, no, no. What I said was
you know how to marry kids. No, no, no,
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no, no. You did not say that. You said
you women.
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You did say women.
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Sit down. Sit down. You just take care
of your woman. Sit down.
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All right, listen, Tia, don't go getting
all emotional.
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Emotional? Can you believe these guys?
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Now, hold up, Tia. My baby didn't say
anything.
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Because you know your boys are bugging,
right?
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Oh, baby, you know it's all good.
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It's all good?
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No, man.
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Oh, don't play dumb, Tyree. What?
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Let's go to you. Yeah.
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We have to make sure Tamir's not too
emotional.
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Yeah, you know how we women get.
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Nobody.
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Oh, dim lighting?
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Soft music?
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You know, back in my day, we used to do
this with girls.
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We had a little argument.
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Oh, it must have been a big little
argument.
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What was it all about?
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We don't know.
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Been there.
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Okay, what happened?
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Tamera and Jordan, they were talking
about what we were going to do after the
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concert. Yeah, and all I said was, you
women always get... Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Let me stop you right there.
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What?
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When you're talking to women, never, and
I mean never, start a conversation with
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you women.
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Well, that doesn't make any sense.
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I know, I know, but trust me.
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Just let them cool off for a bit. Give
them their spade.
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They'll be back and all will be
forgotten.
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Ray,
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you must have been a man back in the
day.
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Back in the day?
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I have you know I still get down with
the foxy ladies.
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Uh,
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Jordan?
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See?
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You still a man, Ray.
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Yes, Tamara.
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In case you haven't noticed, this date
is over.
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Time for phase two.
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Buy them something.
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Did you tell him to leave?
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Oh, I told him to leave, all right. And
you know what? what they did? What? They
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left. Well,
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did Tyreek say anything?
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No. And the way he didn't say anything
said everything that needed to be said.
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Oh, no, he didn't.
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Oh, yes, he did.
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Well, what about, uh, Stephen?
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Oh, please, don't get me started with
Stephen. I knew it. I knew it.
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I don't know what's up with Jordan.
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You guys, he never argued with me when
we first started dating.
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Oh, yeah, he did, Tamera.
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You just thought it was cute.
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No, no, no, no. I thought he was cute.
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But he's changed.
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He used to call me 18 times a day.
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Now it's down to one lousy message on
the answering machine.
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Hey, you know what?
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Tyreek is the same way.
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Talking about he's busy working.
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Uh -huh. I found out about tonight's
date from a post -it stuck on my locker.
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And to think I... I actually thought it
was romantic.
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Hey, girl.
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I thought your boyfriends would be here.
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Well, not up here, but you know. You
know what I'm saying. So, uh, where are
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they?
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We had an argument and they went home
early.
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Hey, Mom.
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You're home early, too. Did you have an
argument with your new boyfriend?
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Police! No man could disagree with
anything that looks this good.
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I ended the date early.
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Why? Because it keeps them guessing.
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Guessing about what?
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Oh, baby.
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It's all right here in chapter six.
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The laws.
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A dating guide for women of the new
millennium. Mm -hmm. It teaches you how
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lay down the laws to these men and make
them love you for it. You say jump, they
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outleap Michael Jordan.
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Well, does it really work?
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Look out the window and see if James is
still waiting outside in his car.
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Why is he still here?
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I left him so stunned he forgot how to
drive.
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He'll be gone in about five minutes.
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Any longer than that, you call the
police.
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Hey,
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what are you guys doing here? Tim
Diabian called and said to meet him
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Tamara called me, too.
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You know what this means, right?
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Yeah.
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Well, no, not really.
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It means we won.
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Ray was right.
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All we had to do was let him chill for a
while.
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Yeah, yeah. I'm glad we didn't buy him
gifts like Ray said. Yeah, yeah, because
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only chumps buy gifts. Only chumps buy
gifts. You're right.
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Hey,
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what's up, ladies?
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Baby.
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We didn't come down here to have nachos
with you.
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Then why are we here?
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Well, we just wanted to talk to you guys
about a relationship and some ways to
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make them work better. You see, we've
made a list of laws that you guys need
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follow. Take one and pass it around.
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Law one.
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The boyfriends consult the girlfriends
before planning any date.
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Law two. No dates for the weekend can be
made after 11 .59 p .m. Wednesday.
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Three.
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Girlfriends must receive two...
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Just called to say hi. Phone calls per
day?
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So, what do you think?
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Well, I'm cool.
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Whatever. No.
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No, no. Heck no.
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You women always come up... Oh, no. He
did not go there again.
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Oh, yes, he did.
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Yeah, I'm there.
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You women are crazy.
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A list of laws?
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Oh, shoot.
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Are we going to take that guy?
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No. This is wax.
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We're not doing this.
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How about your hearing? Oh, no, you...
Now we're talking.
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Boy, can you believe what he just did?
Yeah, it worked.
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Look, baby, I bought you a charm. Oh,
no. Look at that.
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cool with our laws aren't you see you
see listen to him you see you buy them
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jewelry and now they're making demand
are you gonna take that yeah no no
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you're not this is only the beginning if
we okay these laws there'll be more
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soon there'll be no more two -for -one
coupon dates you know what he's right
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yeah i want my earrings back
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You leave us no choice.
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We're going on a strike. Yeah.
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What does that mean?
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It means you guys are going to be
dancing with each other at the 702
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At least we'll be there.
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Fine. Fine.
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Coming up in here dressed like G .I.
James.
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Girls, we did the right thing. I know
that's right. Yep, and I still got to
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my little baby hippo.
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Excuse me?
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When are these logs going to kick
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in? I'm saying, girl, it's only six
hours till the 702 concert.
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We don't need the guys to go to a
concert.
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Why? Do you have tickets?
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No.
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But we got the CD.
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I was with you till I became your dance
partner.
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Come on, guys.
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Now, look.
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In order to be respected by the guys, we
gotta stand strong and stay focused.
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Now, look. It's all right here in
chapter 12.
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Stand strong, stay focused.
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Well, isn't there a chapter in there
called This Ain't Working?
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Now, hey, girls.
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Anybody seen a TV guy?
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No?
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Lisa, I am so glad you're up here.
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Look, Laverne and Shirley here are
losing faith in the laws.
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So, um, bet you got a hot date tonight,
huh?
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Yeah, with Walker, Texas Ranger.
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Wait, what happened to James?
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We broke up.
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Said I had too many laws.
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How many laws did you ask him to follow?
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Just the first 32.
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Oh, take my advice, girls. If you want
to have a mature relationship with a
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do not play childish mind games.
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Now, excuse me, I think I'm going to go
and call James and hang up on him.
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Now, Reek, you've got it made. It must
be nice having your own place over your
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job. You know it.
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God, man.
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This is cool. This is cool. Yeah, this
is cool.
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Just us guys hanging out.
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No girls and no laws. No laws. That's
right.
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This is whack, man.
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No, whack is being a whipped brother.
Stay strong.
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Tyree? Yeah, come on in, Ray. Oh, hey,
guys.
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Tyree, did you change the oil in the
white stretch?
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Uh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I did it right
before I clocked out.
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Ah, good.
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Hey. So tonight's the night of the big
concert, huh?
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You guys back in good standing with the
ladies?
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No. We bought gifts, too.
250
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Uh -oh, what happened?
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They came up with this list of laws,
right? And then Jordan said, no way.
252
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Then Tamara goes, we're on strike, and
here we are.
253
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And we're okay with that. We don't care
if they never call.
254
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Then why are you waiting by the phone?
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That's Tyreek's phone.
256
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Guys, guys, guys.
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Let me pull up a bucket seat.
258
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Give you some advice.
259
00:15:19,830 --> 00:15:22,830
Look, guys, you're going about this all
wrong.
260
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What should we do? Tell them you're
sorry.
261
00:15:25,940 --> 00:15:27,860
Hey, I like that plan.
262
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:32,300
No way. They're the ones trying to tell
us what to do. Why should we apologize?
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Oh, so you want the long version.
264
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Talk it out with the girls.
265
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Tell them how you feel.
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Listen to their point of view.
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Then tell them you're sorry.
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I was with you up until the I'm sorry
part.
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I can't do it.
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All right, suit yourself.
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I gotta get back to work.
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00:15:52,010 --> 00:15:54,590
Oh, but you know, you guys maybe should
bring a sweater with you tonight.
273
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You can drape it over the chair next to
you. Maybe people will think your dates
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have gone to the bathroom.
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Wait, wait, hold on, Brady.
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Check it out. Just how sorry do we have
to be?
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Somewhere between cards and flowers.
278
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Well, I'm not crawling back.
279
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Once you get down on your knees, you end
up with footprints on your back.
280
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That's all I'm saying.
281
00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:24,420
who I saw Diabion all lovey -dovey with
at the mall.
282
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Who? Steven.
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You don't say.
284
00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:32,580
No, no, no, no, I do say. And then when
I confronted him, they said the problem
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was between Jordan and me.
286
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How you doing, Tamara?
287
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Hey, Tyreek. So anyway, Diabion was all
up on Steven like... Like
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you all up on Tyreek.
289
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:45,560
Why is he here?
290
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We're about to eat.
291
00:16:47,660 --> 00:16:49,180
Dee, how could you do this?
292
00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:51,460
Well, we're both kind of hungry.
293
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:55,800
your sister out like this.
294
00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:57,660
Look, I didn't, Tamera.
295
00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:03,140
Now, this is really between you and
Jordan. Yeah, and you and Jordan can't
296
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your problems if you don't talk.
297
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:08,900
Yeah. All it takes is a little face -to
-face negotiating.
298
00:17:11,599 --> 00:17:13,560
I think the boy can eat his own cookie.
299
00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:15,240
Please.
300
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:19,240
Uh -huh.
301
00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:20,940
It's Jordan.
302
00:17:21,260 --> 00:17:23,920
Now, you see what happens when you stand
strong and stay focused?
303
00:17:24,839 --> 00:17:26,619
Now let's just see what he has to say.
304
00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:31,720
Yes.
305
00:17:34,580 --> 00:17:37,800
Here, take these stupid concert tickets
because I'm not going.
306
00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:42,340
What? Don't tell me to take those
tickets.
307
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:44,600
You take them and take somebody else.
308
00:17:44,860 --> 00:17:46,340
No, you take somebody else.
309
00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:50,860
Don't tell me to take somebody else.
Well, fine, then take yourself. Here's
310
00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:52,020
ticket. Fine.
311
00:17:55,020 --> 00:17:56,020
Thirty -eight bucks?
312
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Fine! No problem.
313
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:04,540
Here. I owe you thirty -eight bucks.
314
00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:12,760
Well, at least they started talking.
315
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,560
You having a good time, too?
316
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,840
little baby hippo.
317
00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:29,220
I got my man and my new earrings.
318
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,340
Well, being by yourself is even better.
319
00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:34,880
Anybody want the last jalapeno?
320
00:18:37,060 --> 00:18:38,080
Oh, shoot.
321
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,060
Somebody change seats with me.
322
00:18:41,460 --> 00:18:42,800
Did you hear something?
323
00:18:43,020 --> 00:18:44,020
Oh, no, no, nothing.
324
00:18:44,420 --> 00:18:47,100
I asked who wanted the last jalapeno.
325
00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:52,260
Oh, great.
326
00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:55,500
Anybody want to change seats with me?
Been there, said that.
327
00:18:55,780 --> 00:18:57,060
They're not talking to us.
328
00:18:57,620 --> 00:18:59,700
Well then, I guess I'm sitting here.
329
00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:03,040
Okay? Don't ask me. I'm not talking to
you either.
330
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the
Blue Shack. Right now, put your hands
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together and welcome 702...
332
00:19:26,410 --> 00:19:30,830
couples out there that's trying to get
it together okay you
333
00:19:30,830 --> 00:19:36,470
want to dance okay got the obvious
334
00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:08,810
leave them giving up their principle
just to be together?
335
00:20:09,010 --> 00:20:11,410
Yeah. You don't see us acting that way.
336
00:20:12,770 --> 00:20:13,930
That's because we're too mature.
337
00:20:14,210 --> 00:20:15,210
You're right about that.
338
00:20:15,610 --> 00:20:20,410
We're mature enough to have arguments
and still, you know,
339
00:20:20,530 --> 00:20:23,510
like each other.
340
00:20:25,110 --> 00:20:26,370
I'm not going to argue with that.
341
00:20:28,050 --> 00:20:31,030
You know, Tamara, you and I have evolved
to a level of understanding.
342
00:20:32,550 --> 00:20:34,150
Just shut up and ask me to dance.
343
00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:42,120
Okay. But first, you shut up and take
this.
344
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:48,560
A little lifeboat?
345
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:52,980
Yes. And as long as you wear this
necklace, I'll never let you drown.
346
00:20:57,060 --> 00:20:59,120
But you'll always have the right to.
347
00:21:57,130 --> 00:21:59,910
Don't go getting all emotional, all
right? You called me Tamira.
348
00:22:00,210 --> 00:22:01,210
Oh.
349
00:22:01,830 --> 00:22:03,790
Hold up. Hold up, dog. Oh,
350
00:22:04,830 --> 00:22:06,290
my bad.
351
00:22:06,710 --> 00:22:07,990
Oh, no,
352
00:22:09,750 --> 00:22:10,750
he did it.
353
00:22:13,710 --> 00:22:16,770
Whoa! I'm always doing the first time.
354
00:22:17,030 --> 00:22:18,030
Thank you.
355
00:22:18,150 --> 00:22:18,789
Hey, guys.
356
00:22:18,790 --> 00:22:22,230
Sorry, did you change the oil in the
white stretcher?
357
00:22:22,450 --> 00:22:23,470
Oh, yeah, yeah, I did it.
358
00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:26,790
We're not taping this, Ari.
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