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Got the classifieds right here. And we'll each take a section. I'll go east,

go west, and never the twins shall meet.

Yep. We'll cover twice as much territory.

Oh, teamwork is a beautiful thing.

I'll go get the coat. Okay. See, we love being twins, but we can't do everything

together. We both need a little independence.

So that's why we want to get separate jobs. Here we go.

Oh, backpacks.

Man, it's fun being twins.

We can do everything together.

And it's going to be so cool working side by side with my sister.

Here we go.

Hey, Tamir, good luck with the job hunt.

Right back at you.

This is going to work out just great.

Now that everybody knows I ain't ever gonna let this go

Catching a cold?

Nope. Just doing a TV guy crossword puzzle.

Joanie loves shaggy.

Uh, Lisa, it's the middle of the afternoon. Why are you still in your

Because I find napping on the couch wrinkles my evening wear.

How many S's in puffer stuff?

My, you do live a full, rich life.

Don't you start on me, Ray. I've had a bad day. In fact, it's time for my mood

elevator. In a bucket.

Yeah. Ever since I flambéed my cart, I've had to drag my dresses door to door

just to make a sale. And today I spent my last 50 bucks trying to rent a stall

at the no -questions -asked flea market.

So how'd you do?

Hmm, don't ask.

I was standing next to Backwoods Billy who was selling live catfish from a

really big boot.

Lisa, this is ridiculous. Why don't you just rent yourself a nice store?

Hmm, that'd be nice, wouldn't it? Yeah, cute little shop, fastened by Lisa over

the door.

And maybe even a cappuccino machine so I can serve double lattes to my classy

clientele. Yeah.

Only one thing missing from that dream.

Money!

I'll write you a check. Hmm, how can I afford a store when I've got to struggle

to make every nickel that I... Did you? You said check?

Yeah, I did.

At least with your talent, I'd consider it a sound business proposition.

Oh, my.

It's been so long since I had any kind of proposition, I forgot how good it

felt.

Well... You got yourself a partner. Oh, guess what, honey? I'm

going back to work full time. Thanks to your daddy.

Oh, that's great, Lisa.

I'm glad somebody found work today.

Oh, sorry, pumpkin. No luck finding a job, huh?

Oh, I feel so depressed.

Is that chicken?

Oh, here he goes.

You need that more than I do.

Maybe you'd have better luck if you would split up with your sister and look

separate jobs.

Oh, I can't do that.

Tia finds it something, or she's gonna come in here so disappointed.

I got a job!

I got a job!

All right!

Tamir, it's at this cool 50s restaurant, and the waiters are all on rule

escapes. I mean, the pay is great, the hours are great, the boss is great.

Sounds great!

Well, it looks like this day turned out all right for all of us. I'll make a big

dinner to celebrate.

Dude, come on, partner. I got me a boot full of catfish out my trunk.

When do we start our new job?

Uh, we don't.

Tamara, didn't we go out today looking for separate jobs?

Why would we do that? We always do everything together.

But don't you remember?

Last week we were talking about graduating, getting jobs, and you said

should split up.

Tia, we were talking in the ladies' room, and you were following me.

to work together?

Oh, no, no, no, Tamara.

I, uh, I, uh, just thought it was what you wanted.

Look, if you want me to turn down the job, just say so.

Turn down the job.

Uh, Tamara, the truth is, I really want this job.

And if they were still hiring, I'd put in a good word for you, but they're not.

So I can't.

Are you mad at me?

Nah.

It's okay. Keep the job.

It won't kill us to take a little break from each other.

Thanks, Tamara.

Hey, stop by the diner, and I'll treat you to a sundae so big you won't be able

to eat it by yourself.

But I have a feeling I'm gonna have to.

And a chocolate shake?

Woo -hoo!

Row and roll.

Hey, a little service here, people.

Oh, hey, Roger. Hi, Mike. What's up?

Greetings, my little burger bunny.

Heard about your new job, so I came by to congratulate you. I'm not giving you

free meal.

See ya. Oh, come on, guys. Sit down.

I'll treat you to some shana -na -nachos.

Boy, you're in a jolly mood.

Great to see you. Finally got your own way.

I forgot what a rush it is to fly solo.

And how about Tamera?

Well, I think her feelings are still a little hurt, but once she gets her own

cool job, she'll be rolling.

Coming through!

Coming through!

No other job!

Hey, guys.

Oh, hi, Tamera.

Tamera? Wait a minute.

What are you doing here? Hey, Tia, isn't this cool? We're working together

again. What?

But Tamir, there was only one job opening.

Mine. Well, that was before I told him he was breaking up a set.

You know that I'm a salt to your pepper.

He flipped.

Hey, Tia.

Why didn't you tell me there were two of you? Man, this would be great for

business. From now on, I want you two to skate together, take orders together,

bus tables together, everything together.

But Mr. Getty...

like? Is there any foot traffic?

Who cares about foot traffic? I'm selling dresses, not shoes.

Lisa, Lisa, Lisa.

Obviously, one of us went to business school while the other frittered away

youth eating fritters.

I'll handle the location.

Well, uh, Ray, I'm grateful for the loan, but so far you're handling the

blueprints, the furnishings, you even named the bathrooms.

Ray?

financing by Ray.

Forget I'm your silent partner.

Then why don't you shut up?

Ah, here's my working girl.

Oh, come on in here, honey. Sit down.

Tell me all about your fabulous new job.

It bites.

Mom, Tamir got the boss to hire her, too.

Oh.

And that's not okay with you?

right to be involved in everything you do you tell him to keep his stupid money

oh how'd my life get all up in there go away go away

see and now i know your sister is not trying to steal your thunder honey she

just wants to be with you

you owe it to your sister to tell her?

I can't.

Mom, she's so disgustingly happy.

This isn't fair.

Oh, baby, I know you want to try your wings.

Well, your sister, she's not ready to fly yet.

But she will be someday.

Someday soon?

Oh, don't worry.

She won't want to tag along forever.

Maybe we should do it, too.

You know, get into a business after we graduate.

Tamira, I'm going to Harvard after I graduate.

Okay, no problem. I'll go with you.

What?

Come on, Tamira. You know your grades aren't good enough for Harvard.

Well, duh.

You go to Harvard, I'll go to Jones College down the block.

We can still be roomies.

Listen, Tamira.

Look over there.

Mr. Getty's told me about them. Their sister.

They've been together their whole life.

You know what?

That's us in 60 years.

Oh, yeah, but I'm trying to get my pommel wuckle.

Girl, what you mean?

Face it, you early bird special eating old lady. We're all you got. You crazy.

Go back to the home, Roger.

You know what I'm talking about, girlfriend.

You never had no husband.

You never had no kids. You never had no career. And you never had no life. And

why? Because old biscuit butt here wouldn't let you. All these years you

been babysitting your sister.

Trump.

I can't do this anymore.

What?

Why would you want to quit a great job like this?

I don't.

Tamara, I'm talking about you and...

Will you marry me, Tia Tamir?

Okay, now I'm projecting, but you get the point.

Tia, you're exaggerating.

Tia Tamir, you got customers.

Sorry, sir.

Excuse me?

Would you look where you're going? Will you just stop going where I'm looking?

Tamir, this was my job until you sold the box on a two -for -one special.

Excuse me, miss, are those our shakes?

blueprints for the new shop, and I've come up with a couple ideas.

Why am I not surprised?

What is this?

It's a scale model of my store.

Excuse me.

Our store.

Well, it's all wrong. There's no flow.

Yeah, you got the counter right in the middle of the room.

I like it there, Ray.

Yeah, but it should be over here.

And the cash register should be over here.

Ray. And the dressing room should be over here.

And the mirror should be over there.

Now, that's a shop.

Now,

that's a parking lot.

Well, I hope you're happy. That's another business you've ruined. Oh, my

said never raise your hand in anger.

Well, my daddy is gone. Come on.

Oh, you want to hit me?

Oh, yeah, bring it on, sucker. Come on.

See now, that's very mature.

If this is the way you're going to react to a little constructive criticism, how

are we going to work this thing together?

Well, we can't.

and stick a fork in it, it's done.

Oh, you don't want me to have a fork, buddy.

Look, let's not talk about this in front of the girls. I got a better idea.

Let's not talk at all.

So, new hairstyle.

You like?

Oh, baby.

It's cute.

It makes you look so different.

Oh, good.

Different is what I was going for.

What do you think, Ray?

Oh, it sure be a lot easier to tell you and Tamara apart.

I gotta pick up my first and last paycheck.

Well, I gotta pick up mine, too.

Come on, Mom. I'll tell you what really happened.

I'm not riding with you!

See, now, I know, you know, you lost your job. I'm sorry about that, but you

cannot stay mad at Tamara forever.

Sweetheart, I know how mad you are, but don't you think it's a little childish

to stop speaking to each other?

Tia, tell your mother I didn't appreciate the way she spit her gum at

freeway.

Is there a bug in here? I keep hearing this nasty little buzzing sound.

Tamara, you and the girls get your paycheck so we can get out of here.

You know, Tia, while we're here, I, uh, I could get a little something

-something to nibble on.

Yes, you can find a little something -something to nibble on anytime,

That woman takes two wafers during communion.

You tell him that I heard that. Oh, never mind.

I heard that.

You know, Mom, I could have used my employee discount.

If a certain no life of her own all up in my business, too busy looking like me

sister hadn't gotten me fired.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put her to music and limbo your whiny, hiney old addy.

Oh, no.

They're back.

Who, baby?

My nightmare.

Oh, that's Helen and Hannah.

Yoo -hoo!

Sure. They've been using my limousine service for years. I used to drive them

myself. Well, why'd you call them your nightmare, baby? They seem nice enough.

Well, I just didn't want to end up like them, that's all.

Honey, most people would kill to have lives like theirs.

Helen was one of Detroit's first female judges, and Hannah, she taught

psychology at the University of Michigan.

You mean they didn't live together all their lives and suffocate each other?

Hardly. Both married and had a dozen kids between them.

But this afternoon, all they did was fight.

I thought they couldn't stand each other.

They look pretty happy tonight.

Girls, just because people argue sometimes, it doesn't mean that they

each other.

You know what helped those ladies go the distance?

Each one had her sister cheering them on, no matter how tough life got.

Mm -hmm. And I'm sure they had their squabbles where one was right and the

one was an idiot.

But they worked their way through it.

Because they knew how lucky they were to have something so precious.

Eat something.

Oh, they have more than each other.

Check it out.

You go, girl.

Like I always say, if you're still walking, why waste time talking?

Look, Tamera, I'm really sorry.

Do you want to split a sundae?

Sure, my treat.

No. My treat.

Tell you what.

You pay for my hat, and I'll pay for yours.

See ya.

You know, Ray, as a business partner, you stink.

But when it comes to raising our kids, I got no partner better.

Oh, you're not so bad yourself.

Hey, look, the table just opened up.

Woo, nothing like the backseat of a Cadillac.

Loving again tonight, sister girl.

Right now, I'm just trying to get into my support holes.

I have a walking shoe, though.