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Dad, Dad, you followed me home.
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Hi, Roger.
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Not Roger. Look.
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Isn't he cute?
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Oh, Daddy, please, can I keep him? I
know the responsibilities involved with
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caring for a dog.
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I'll feed him. I'll bathe him. I'll take
him for a walk. I'll take him to the
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vet. Hey.
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It's a better idea if I try to find the
owner.
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The paper for my car. Listen.
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For sale, 76 Cadillac Eldorado. Low
mileage.
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Body needs some work and some TLC.
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All original equipment.
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Slight damage to rear end.
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So, what do you think?
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Seems okay. Well, if I don't sell my
car, I can always use the same ad to get
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a date in the personal.
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Hey, everybody.
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Oh, hi, Tamara.
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How was piano lesson? Okay.
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Now, you know how we said we'd give it a
month and see if we still liked it?
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Hmm, vaguely.
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Well, do you still enjoy it? I guess so.
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Good a**. Because I've got something for
you, Tamara Campbell of Detroit,
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Michigan. Come on down.
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Right through door number one.
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Wow, Dad.
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This keyboard is the bomb.
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Ray, I love snorkeling. Yeah, you want
me to buy you a snorkel? No, a yacht to
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get to the Bahamas so I can watch other
people snorkel.
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Very funny.
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Great, Tamara. Star jamming.
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That's great.
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Oh, boy. Let's hear what it sounds like
in the pipe organ mode.
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Ray, now don't you think you're
overdoing it for somebody just starting?
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kidding? She's got to practice on
something, doesn't she? Yeah, I guess
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right. I have not overdone it. Besides,
it's on legs in case she books a gig or
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something.
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Hey, Dad, look.
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I'm playing better already.
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Yeah.
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that the first couple of days.
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It's been six weeks.
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Oh, yeah.
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Maybe I should tell my dad to return
this keyboard.
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Well, if he hadn't gotten refried beans
on it, maybe he could.
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See, the only thing I can do well on
this thing is eat lunch.
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Come on, Tamera. Being a little too hard
on yourself.
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Here, let me see if I can help you out.
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goof in the music room, and I just
picked up a few things.
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You picked up a few things?
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Well, Tamira, music isn't that hard.
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It's based on mathematic permutations.
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But painting's more my medium.
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You know, Tamira, you ought to get
started on your painting, too. The art
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coming up on the 13th. Yeah.
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How hard could painting be?
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Uh -oh.
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That painting looks hard.
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Well, dear, we're twins.
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We have the same genes. There was no
reason I... I can't be as creative as
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are.
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Oh, man!
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I wanted to be able to play the piano.
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Our eggs didn't split evenly. You got
all the good genes.
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You're being silly.
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Am not. You got the math genes, the
science genes, the art genes, and what
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are left for me.
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Well, I've got some ripped jeans in the
closet upstairs.
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And you've got the joke jeans, too.
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Come on, Tamira. You're as talented as
me. You just have to apply yourself.
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You know what?
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I am going to apply myself.
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I'm going to start practicing every
single day.
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Well... Except when me and the gang have
to hang out at Senior Taco.
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Or every day at 4 o 'clock when I have
to watch Tempest Bledsoe.
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Or when I just don't feel like
practicing.
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Samara, that's not exactly applying
yourself.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Well, there's ten minutes before Tempest
comes on.
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I'm going to start practicing right now.
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alone, so I'm not distracting you with
my loud brush strokes.
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Oh, what is that sound but the melody of
the gods?
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I don't hear anything, Dad.
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No, I'm talking about your playing.
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Oh, come on. Who are you kidding?
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No, really. I mean, I would have said
something before, but I didn't want to
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meddle and spoil your fun, but you're
showing a lot of improvement.
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You really think so? Oh, absolutely.
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Now he's only playing with one hand.
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Oh, wow. You made all that...
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Sound with just one hand?
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Jeff?
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Wow, well, you just keep up the good
work. And another thing, Tamara, your
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of the egg is doing just fine.
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It's a little scramble around finals
time, but other than that... Oh, thanks,
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Dad. Do you want to hear another tune?
No, no, no, no.
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I've got that first tune playing up in
my head.
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So you just keep on practicing, and I'll
listen to it up here.
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This baby is a real beast, isn't it?
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There was only one owner before me. I
got it from a lady right here in Detroit
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who only used it to go back and forth to
work.
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But there are 218 ,000 miles on it.
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Well, she worked in Chicago.
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It's a beautiful car.
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I don't think I want it.
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Wow!
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That's a piece of junk.
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I'll give you $2 .50 for this.
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$2 .50? For this beautiful antique circa
1967 lighting fix that's unlocking? Are
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you crazy?
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Okay. $3.
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Now you're talking.
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Think I might come back with my wife and
I heed?
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This garage is a veritable honor plenty.
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Oh? You think so, huh?
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Well, hey, maybe I'll have a garage
sale, yeah.
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Turn my trash into cash.
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How much for this wrench?
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No, no, no, I can't sell that. That's
Ray's. A buck?
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Ray who?
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I'll be back.
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Hey,
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Ray, Ray, I just made $4 in less than
five minutes.
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You made that much for this car?
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What did you do, throw in a lot of
extras?
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I didn't sell the car, no. I sold this
junky old swag ramp over here. And
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there's a lot of junk in here that we
could sell. Old clothes, old records,
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tchotchkes. I thought you were trying to
sell your car.
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Look, I'll cut you in four takes.
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You don't have to cut me in for taste,
whatever that means.
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Go ahead and have your little garage
sale.
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It's actually a good way to get rid of
some of this stuff. Oh, thank you, Ray.
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You looking for something?
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Yeah. Have you seen a number six
Crescent Ridge?
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Oh, well, was it about this long,
silvery, with the words property of R.
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Campbell scratched into it?
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Yeah. Oh, no, I haven't seen it. Okay.
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Well, we thought since you were going to
practice, we'd leave you alone. No!
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I wanted you guys to hear this piece
I've been working on. Oh, we'd love to.
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Oh, gee, good you're here. I was just
about to play the entertainer. Oh, well,
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can come back later. Oh, no, no, no, no.
I want you to hear it, too.
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Tia, is that your painting? Oh, yeah. I
finally finished. Of course, art's never
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really finished.
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Honey, that's beautiful.
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That fruit looks so delicious, I could
eat it.
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Well, you did. That's why I had to
finish it from memory.
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Well, it's sure to be well -received at
the art show. Ah, thanks, everybody.
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Tamara, how's your painting coming?
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Dad, please, one masterpiece at a time.
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I've been working hard mastering the
piano.
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Oh, wait, wait, wait, that didn't count.
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Let me do that again, okay?
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Ready and begin.
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No, no, no, dear. That's great. You're
doing so well.
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Really, weren't you guys?
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Yeah. You better understand that to be
nice, are you? Because I'm so into
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playing, it's hard to hear what it
sounds like. Oh, no, no. You played with
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verve and style and... Zest. Zest.
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Oh,
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yes. Very zesty.
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I'm so proud of you, Tamara.
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Honestly, Dad?
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Would I lie to you?
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Ray, why'd you lie to her?
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I didn't lie to her. I was trying to
give her encouragement.
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She should know the truth. She might
take it the wrong way.
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She's not going to take it the wrong
way.
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Oh, by the way, Dad, my piano teacher
was trying to discourage me from playing
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in the big recital next week. But since
you think I'm doing so well, you know
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what? I'm going to be in that recital.
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You are?
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Thanks, Dad. If it wasn't for you, I
would have quit playing.
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He's not that much better than Tamara.
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Thank you, Roland.
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Thank you.
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Oh, right down the hall and turn left.
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And don't forget to wash your hands
afterwards.
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Announcement. Parents, be sure to sign
your little ones up for the summer
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session here at the Matushka
Conservatory of Music.
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Spaces are filling up fast.
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Just a word of warning. Also, P .S.,
good news, we now take Visa, so your
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ones can play now and pay later.
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Let's keep things moving along. Our next
young performer didn't sign up in time
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to make it into the program, but you can
find her name penciled in right under
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the bake sale announcement.
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Everyone, let's give a nice Carl
Matushka Conservatory welcome to Tamara
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Campbell.
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by the dead Scott Joplin.
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Oh, wait, wait, wait. That didn't count.
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Mom, he plays bad.
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Honey, now that's not right.
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She plays badly.
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Poor Tamira.
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She just wants to make it perfect.
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Well, then we may be here a while.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Wait, wait, wait. Oh, please.
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Thank you, Tamara.
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Wait, but you didn't let me bring it
home.
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You were in the neighborhood, darling.
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Wasn't she dazzling?
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of course, is only one number per
student.
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Oh, remember our Tchaikovsky fantasy
camp begins this summer. Be there or be
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square.
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You were pretty good.
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Yeah, but you stink.
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The entertainer. How ironic.
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Thanks a lot, Dad.
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One electric keyboard with some refried
beans between the keys.
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Only played a few times.
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Rotten. Come on, Tamir. You don't want
to get rid of that keyboard. I can't
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it. Yes, but I can.
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Think you're trying to paint.
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Bye. Thanks, Tamir.
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Your painting is coming along nicely.
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Dad, just give it up. Your credibility
is shot.
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If you're still referring to the piano
recital, which I still think went all
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right. I was just trying to give you
encouragement.
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Dad, you crossed the line from
encouragement to lying.
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Why didn't you just tell me that I
played piano bad?
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That's played badly.
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Thanks for finally telling the truth.
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Well, I'm sorry.
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Parenting doesn't come with an owner's
manual.
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I'd do anything to keep you from being
hurt.
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Dad, I'm not a little kid anymore.
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You don't have to treat me like a baby.
Like the time when you told me what
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happened to my goldfish.
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You mean the one that ran away?
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Dad, that fish was flushed, and I know
it.
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You should have just told me the truth
that I don't have any talent.
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So, Lisa, how much for the phone and the
crock pot?
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Hey, what were you doing in the house?
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Browsing.
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The stuff in the house is not for sale.
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Please. This is America.
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Everything is for sale.
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I'll have you know there are three
things in this country that are not for
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Justice is not for sale. Freedom is not
for sale. And that crock pot is not for
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sale.
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Yes.
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So how much for the phone?
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Rhonda, what are you doing here?
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I thought I'd come help your family
clobber away out of financial ruin.
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We're just cleaning out the garage.
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Sure, sure.
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Whatever. Well, you know, I...
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You only came out at night to holla at
the moon.
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Oh, I get it. A shot at me.
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Nice try.
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Leave tea alone, Rhonda. Just because
you're the prettiest, smartest, sexiest,
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loveliest... What was my point?
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Hey, Lisa, all right.
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You almost cleared out the garage, got
rid of all this junk.
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Yeah, I made lots of dollars.
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Oh, thank you.
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Peaches and herb!
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You're supposed to get rid of the junk,
not the good stuff.
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These albums are worth a fortune.
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I know. I got $10 for them.
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May I have this back, please, ma 'am?
No. I paid good money for them.
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Lisa, would you give the woman her money
back?
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No. All sales are final.
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All right. I'll buy them back.
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Here is your $10.
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Forget it.
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$15.
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All right.
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$15.
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Well, I'll be seeing you, Lisa.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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When are you going with that perfectly
good waffle iron?
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I'm going to make waffles.
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Well, I want it back. How much you pay
for it?
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Five, ten.
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Twenty.
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All right, here's your $20.
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I pay $20.
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You're not paying $20.
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Yeah. I remember when you wore this
little hat on picture day.
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I had so much fun laughing at you.
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And this sweater, for you looked like a
sunburned bumblebee.
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You got a whole week out of that one.
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You know, I ought to buy all this stuff.
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There's so many wonderful memories.
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This stuff is really hideous, Rhonda.
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Oops.
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Sorry.
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Ah, we've been using it as a rag.
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Look at Tamara's painting. It's
terrible.
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What do I say to her?
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Well, maybe it's the perfect opportunity
to do what she asked you to do. Tell
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her the truth.
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Okay, but my words can cut like a knife.
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Ray, you don't have to be vicious.
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Oh, all right.
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Oh, Ray, Ray, what do you think of my
new bracelet? I got it with my garage
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money.
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Well, to be kind of honest, it's gaudy.
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I wasn't the one who asked you to be
honest.
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Hey, Dad, what do you think of my
painting?
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Well... I don't care for it a bit.
305
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Oh, Dad, you're just saying that because
I told you to be honest.
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No, no, no, I'm being honest.
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Like style or composition.
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I think it's one of the worst paintings
I've ever seen.
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Dad, just give it up.
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All right, I'll prove it to you. Hey,
you, I want your opinion.
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Tell her how bad this is.
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Now, how can you insult this young
lady's work?
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Oh, it's okay, I'm her father.
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Go ahead, tell her it's terrible.
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Terrible? This is a promising piece of
artistic work.
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Oh, what do you know?
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Dad, this is Mr. Zoloft, the art
teacher.
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Oh.
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It's so inspiring.
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Uplifting. What do you call it?
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I call it, life is dark and bad.
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So, you really think I'm good?
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You have a natural talent, and I can
tell where you get your inner turmoil.
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Take heart.
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Picasso's parents were no picnic either.
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Wait, wait, wait. Just a minute, Mr.
Zoloft.
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My...
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a picnic.
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He just doesn't know anything about art.
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Right. See, I asked him to be honest
with me. He's always trying to encourage
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me, but I'd rather he do it by telling
me the truth.
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It's your life, kid.
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Well, Dad, how about that? I'm an
artist, so I'm not from the shallow end
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gene pool.
335
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Of course not.
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Tell you what, on the way home, we'll
stop by the art supply store and we'll
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pick up more canvases and paints and...
Why stop at that? We'll get some clay
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and we'll...
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00:20:49,610 --> 00:20:51,210
Have you seen some of those weird
sculptures?
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Why not, Dad? I can do anything.
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I got inner turmoil.
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Some people just don't get it.
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You have major talent as a singer.
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