All language subtitles for sister_sister_s03e09_thanksgiving_in_hawaii_1

You're not going to believe this. My mom
and her ex -boyfriend Terrence were

planning to spend Thanksgiving in
Hawaii, but luckily they broke up, and

she's taking me.

Man, it's cold out there, too.

I am so lucky.

I get to spend my Thanksgiving in
Detroit while my poor sister has to go

Hawaii.

You know, I'll tell you, Tamira, it may
sound great, but my idea of the perfect

Thanksgiving is eating turkey at home
with my family, not surfing,

hiking, snorkeling, or like... under a
palm tree eating a pineapple.

Put it that way. I see what you mean.

Oh, man.

I wish I could go. Gosh, that is not
fair.

I'm going to miss you, Tamera.

Yeah, same here.

Except while I'm missing you, I won't be
boogie boarding.

Don't worry, Tamera. We can still have
the Hawaiian experience.

I'll bring over my ukulele and my
mother's downhill records.

And all you need to do is put on a
couple of coconut shells and a little

miniskirt.

Roger, just because you're going to be a
house guest this weekend doesn't mean I

have to acknowledge your existence.

Roger, a house guest?

My parents want to have a second
honeymoon in Toledo.

Dad said he could stay with us for
Thanksgiving weekend.

Lately, I've been worried about my dad's
judgment.

See ya, see ya, honey. Look, look, look.

I bought a new camera so we can take
lots and lots of pictures to show to our

frostbit friends and relatives.

Mom, it's me.

Don't mention it. Why, hey?

Oh, oh, Tamara, I'm sorry.

But, you know, you can go if your dad
will just buy two extra tickets. I mean,

if I can afford the super saver red -eye
frequent fly third class aloha special

one -time only rate, I'm sure he can.

I know.

But he would rather stay here with
Tanya. Just my luck he has to find a

girlfriend. Couldn't he have stayed
lonely and miserable a little longer?

Ray,

I don't think we should see each other
anymore.

What?

Ray, you deserve better than that Tanya.

You're a man of feelings and depth.

Not like that Terrence.

When I dumped him, he just blithely went
on with his life.

Dating women two, three at a pop.

Yeah,

I'm glad I'm not like that.

But, you know, the invitation still
stands for you and Tamara to join us in

Hawaii.

Why not?

The many charms of Detroit are lost to
me now.

And Tamara would love it.

You're sure there's not one chance of
you and Terrence going together?

No, no, no, no, no. I wouldn't want that
two -timing rat back in my life for all

the money in the world. Why, he say
something?

No. Figures, that bum.

Are you and that bum still getting
together for the Tyson fight tomorrow?

Uh, yeah. It's okay, isn't it?

Yeah, yeah. I got moomoos to make.

Tamara, I know you're probably feeling
let down about not going to Hawaii for

Thanksgiving. Oh, no, no. Not at all,
Dad. I really want more than anything to

have a wonderful, traditional
Thanksgiving at home.

In that case, I've got some bad news for
you.

We're going to Hawaii.

Well, uh, lower then.

Let's get ready to rumble.

Hurry up, man. It's just starting.

Oh, yeah.

Tyson throws a left and a right. He's
next. It's all over. This fight is over.

Oh, yeah. That was fun. Yeah. So, uh...

What do we do now?

Well, I guess we could sit and talk,
something.

Yeah.

So, uh, how's it going with you and
Tanya?

Uh, well, it's kind of sad.

It really wasn't working out, so I sort
of kicked it to the curb.

Kicked it to the curb, huh?

Yeah. So how are you going to spend your
holiday?

Well, I...

Thought I'd probably just... Yeah,
probably, yeah, with a lovely lady, huh?

Sharing romantic words over a candlelit
turkey dinner.

No, no, no. I thought I'd just spend
Thanksgiving dinner with my family, you

know, making sure my nephews don't steal
my car.

Family, that's great. Oh, it's great
being with family. I'm glad I'm going to

with my family.

Being stuck with a woman I thought I'd
spend the rest of my life with.

Sounds like you're still a little hung
up on Tanya. Oh, no, no, no.

I'm glad it's over. I hope she finds
somebody, another guy.

She deserves it.

Really? So it's definitely over? Oh,
yeah.

Vapor. Gone. Kaput.

Oh, well. See you, Ray.

Yeah, vanished out of my life forever.

A whisk of smoke.

Dot. Toast. Adios.

Au revoir. Auf Wiedersehen.

See ya.

Tamara, you told Roger we were going to
Hawaii, right? Yeah, I had Tia call. Oh,

good.

Tia, you told Roger we were leaving for
Hawaii, right?

Oh, yeah. Mom told him. Good.

Ma, you called Roger and told him we
were going to Hawaii, right?

Ray called.

Good.

Say, Ray, you told Roger you were coming
with us to Hawaii, right?

Yeah, it's all taken care of.

Mr. Campbell!

Tamara!

Well, guess I'll just wait here.

They'll be back soon.

Thanks a lot, Lisa.

We just had to stop by the beach on the
way from the airport.

Aloha, you hollies.

That's hello to mainland tourists.

Who are you?

Gus Kilikamikimaka.

Oh, are you a native of Kilikamikimaka?

Oh, no.

I'm a fugitive from the mainland rat
race.

Oh, what were you, accountant, lawyer,
stockbroker?

I was in the rat race. You know, pest
control.

Oh, rodents, bugs, typical vermin, et
cetera.

Here you go. Oh, thank you. You're
welcome.

You just chucked it all and you moved
out here?

Oh, yeah, yeah. There's quite a few
famous people come out here to hide out

the islands. This is Carol Burnett, Tom
Selleck, Jim Gomer Pyle, neighbors.

There's me. That's all very good. Is
this where we're staying?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right.
Number 12, the Lee Lee unit.

Hey,

you know, the Hawaiian language is so
beautiful and exotic.

What do you mean?

Roughly translated, um, twelve.

Yeah, look, you're right on the beach,
too.

Oh, that's great. That means we'll be
able to hear the ocean at night.

Oh, no, sir, I'm afraid you won't. It's
pretty much drowned out by the Humpty

Ice Machine.

Hey, you know, this is nice, but I just
hope that we'll be able to have a

traditional Thanksgiving.

Oh, yeah, don't worry about that.

We on the islands pride ourselves on our
traditional Thanksgiving dinner right

down to the breaded shrimp poo -poo.

Who the fuck?

What?

Where did you get that piece of sacred
lava?

Oh, my mom found this when we went
walking on the beach. Hey, look.

You gotta put that right back.

You've disturbed the evil spirits.

That's mooka mooka taboo.

If you don't put that rock back exactly
where you found it.

You all have unlimited bad luck.

Seven years like when you break a
mirror? Seven years?

That's a mere bag of puka shells.

Oh, don't believe that, Hui.

Oh, watch your language, please.

Hui in Hawaiian means... I can't say it
in front of the Wahine.

We're not going to have any bad luck
here in Hawaii.

We'll have a great time.

I've even forgotten about, uh, Tanya.

Hi there.

Is this a Lee, Lee? Lisa!

I think something is terribly wrong.

Of all the leaky, leaky units in all the
islands in the world, she has to walk

into mine.

I'll go see if there's another unit
available.

Good idea.

I'll be right there, honey.

Honey?

Eric!

What are you doing here?

What do you mean, what am I doing here?
This condo is half mine.

Oh, didn't you think I'd be coming down
here? No, not since we broke up.

let some jughead keep me from
diamondhead?

Now I see why you were pumping me about
Tanya. So you could pick up the pieces

of my life and frolic with them down
here in Hawaii.

Oh, well, the whole island is booked for
the holidays. Wait a minute, Ray.

You're the one that told me you kicked
Tanya to the curb. You kicked me to the

what? Uh, uh, white line.

Well,

it would be nice if somebody told the
truth around here. And the truth is, we

can't all stay here, but we're staying
here. You get my address? Oh, no, I

think we...

Hey!

Ray, you guys are acting like teenagers.
What are we supposed to do?

Well, uh, realize, uh, aloha and all
that jazz. Well, thank you, Gus, because

they were just leaving. No, we're not
leaving.

Uh, oh, yes, you are. I'd stay out of
this if I were you, Gus. Oh, no, I mean,

they're leaving because the luau is
about to start.

Come on.

Come on, girls.

Let's go.

I'll try to be as civil as I... I can.

Yes, I can be all I want.

Frankie, they all must have gone to
Hawaii.

I'm here all by myself.

Who should I call?

What are you talking about, Dial 911?

I mean, should I have a full -out rave
with 200 people?

Or just a little intimate get -together
with 40 of my closest friends?

I mean, how often do you get 4 ,000
square feet all to yourself?

I just heard three thumps outside.

It's either a burglar or... I'll call
you back later.

Who's there?

Who's there?

Oh, Roger, it's you.

What are you doing here, Smitty?

I knew these guys were out of town, so I
thought I'd bed down in the backyard.

How come you don't bed down in your
usual place behind the mattress store?

Well, all they throw out now is those
futons. My back can't take it.

Well, you're welcome to stay here with
me.

Just for the day. Then I got to be
moving on.

Hey, it's Thanksgiving.

And Mr. Campbell here, he say my door is
always open.

Great. Hey, all right. Howard, come on
in.

Hi.

Hi. And then he say, Roger, I'm going to
kill you.

Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to
present to you the Mookie Mookie dancers

who will perform for you some authentic
ancient hulas.

Thank you, lady.

Thank you very much.

Now, don't get too close to those tiki
torches. I'm not insured.

Tia, let's go get something to eat. Good
idea.

Um, we'll be right back, Dad.

Yeah, bye, Mom.

Here's the pig, dude.

Hi,

guys. Hello.

I hope you guys are twins.

Otherwise, somebody spike the poi.

We're twins, all right.

I'm Tamara, and this is my sister, Tia.
Cool.

I'm Baldwin. This is Barney. We're not
twins. We're just buds.

So where are you lovely ladies from?

Um, we're from Detroit.

Ever visit the Chevy plant?

You girls move it, please.

We're missing a hula.

Sorry. Well, we'll see you guys around.

Yeah, I'll see you around.

Even if I saw your sister instead of
you.

It'll still be like being you around.

Tia, those two guys seem like fun to
hang out with. What do you think? Well,

bright spot is that eventually we will
be 5 ,000 miles away from them.

That's the spirit.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Now, I'd like to slow down the pace just
a little bit because...

No, it's not too good to be so active
after eating so much canned fresh pork.

One, two, one, two, three.

Yes, very uncomfortable.

Well, not because you still have
feelings for Ray, I hope.

No, but let me ask you this. Are you
sure you're over Lisa?

I'd hate to think you arranged this
Hawaiian vacation so you could just run

her accidentally on purpose.

Don't be silly, baby.

Get a little cool out here.

Lisa, you can borrow my jacket. Oh,
thanks. Thank you, Terrence. You sure

how to treat a woman.

Now.

That was awfully friendly.

All right, now we would like some brave
volunteers to, you know, come on up here

and look stupid doing a hula.

How about you, sir? You want to come up
here and look stupid?

I think you're pretty much cornered at
that market.

can play this game.

Looks like that Tanya's a

high -strung girl.

Her bark is much worse than her bite.

We'll make up later.

Man, Tanya packs a wallop.

Don't look at me.

I never expected to see her again.

Much less on the arm of my best friend.
Oh, hold it, Ray. That is not my fault.

And you wouldn't have seen her on my arm
at all if you hadn't been honest about

Hawaii. Honest about Hawaii? Yeah. I was
wondering why you were so interested in

what I'm doing on my holidays.

Well, you told me that you were going to
spend...

Thanksgiving with your family.

I don't think I fell for that one.

Boy, Tim, you never really know a man
until you got bad down with him.

Will I please have some more blanket?

Gosh,

this is pretty weird. I mean, Mom's ex
-boyfriend and your dad's ex -girlfriend

showing up? We're not in Hawaii. We're
in the middle of Melrose Place.

Let them fight it out. We gotta start
having that fun our friends at home are

jealous about us having.

barney and baldwin see there they

are who thought that rock was bad luck
huh i guess the quality of luck is in

eye of the beholder hey dude don't
bogart the zinc oxide hi guys remember

us either you're those twins from last
night or there's four girls who look

you walking around

You righteous babes, sir?

No, not really. You know, there aren't
too many bodacious waves on the Detroit

River. But we can learn.

Cool.

Hey,

Crystal. Hi, Tiffany.

You righteous babes ready?

Yeah, sure.

We're the righteous babes he's talking
to. Yeah, we're ready. All right, let's

go.

only shined us on.

We simply have to get them to pay
attention to us.

How?

Don't you know this is really stupid?

Pretending that we're stranded so some
guys can come rescue us?

I could be home having Thanksgiving
dinner with Roger.

Hey, where's the TV?

Hey, where's everything?