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Shouts and scream out loud.

Oh, it's a thought. I'm on fire. So tell me again. Show

me again.

Oh, that's so good.

That's so nice.

Maureen had the most beautiful pair I'd ever seen.

But it was what she did with him that really turned me on.

The way she rubbed him together.

Beautiful curve.

I was in heaven.

Toby?

You are so beautiful.

What the hell is this? You didn't tell her about your foot fetish beforehand,

did you? I didn't want to give her the chance to say no. I mean, come on.

They're perfect tense.

Sounds like it can get awkward when you spring this on a woman who doesn't share

your interest.

Well, sometimes they come around.

Toby, seriously.

I'm sorry.

Mostly they don't.

Okay, look, pal. Either fuck me or leave. I'll tell you one thing.

Feet like these deserve better than to be attached to someone so inhibitive.

If this was the norm among the women youth, Dave, what made this experience

special?

Ooh.

And then pow.

Stars.

I never loved a pair of feet like I loved Doreen's.

I thought you'd only met that night.

Hey, when Cupid's arrow lands... What

are women so afraid of?

Perhaps Doreen was uncomfortable with the fact that you weren't really

interested in the rest of her, and... I've heard this song before.

I'm fixated on a part.

Until I get past my fetish, I'll never really love a whole woman.

I don't think that's the question. Hold on, Toby. Are you capable of sexual

arousal without your fetish?

No. Are you happy with that?

What do you mean, happy?

Like most sexual habits, tastes, or turn -ons, fetishes tend to be imprinted in

childhood. If you're happy with yours, that's fine. But if you really want to

change... No.

I love feet.

I just wish more women would make room for them in their sex lives.

You don't feel that your fetish limits your capacity for intimacy with them? I

know who I am.

And I know what I like.

Why should I be the one who has to change?

Tell me you're not about to admit to some weird kink of your own. No.

I love it when you give advice that's a totally transparent epiphany you've had

about yourself.

And as a footnote to that, I thought we went off track today when you went into

counseling mode.

They're subjects, not clients.

I'm trained to counsel people.

So as far as change goes, I'll give advice whenever it feels right.

I love it when you put your foot down.

If you want to hand out advice...

Olivia's birthday's coming up and I'm stumped for a present.

I'd want a man to let his honest feelings for me guide his choice.

You're a big help.

You're the one in love with her. It should be easy.

I am not in love. It's just a silly phase you're going through.

I come to you as a friend and this is what I get.

Ben, how hard is it to follow your heart?

With or without a GPS?

See you all tomorrow.

No, no, no, no, no, you won't.

Uh, I'm seeing an apartment in half an hour, so yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes, I will.

Is that photographer's thing today?

Erotic instinct?

Second edition?

Pictures for the book cover. Hey, look at the pretty writers. Click, click.

Chop, chop. Come on. Let's go.

But I can't keep sleeping on the couch.

I don't feel the slightest stirring under here for you.

Nor I for you.

Uh, guys, look, um, I don't think, uh, repulsed by each other is the vibe we're

looking for here, huh?

This is ridiculous.

We agreed to do a more conventional cover, not this soft core.

Exactly. What if Olivia gets the wrong idea?

Nothing to get the wrong idea about.

You're not the jealous type.

Letter, I don't care.

What do you think, Rinaldo?

Ben?

Kate?

Kid? No, I don't think so.

Can you just try?

For the book?

With open mouth.

Through here, it's like watching snails mate.

Actually, snails are the tantric lovers of the Moleskine world. They court for

up to six hours by biting each other's lips and genitalia before they fire

microscopic love darts at one another and reel them in.

We're not gonna kiss.

Definitely not. Okay.

What the hell?

Method photography.

Much warmer.

Not a chance, pal.

Listen,

I want you to think about Kate.

Something about her that makes you angry. Very angry.

What? Trust me.

Angry yet?

What are you thinking?

Africa.

What's that got to do with me? Like I would have set myself up for that

truckload of misery if you hadn't fallen for David's guilt trip. As if it ever

would have worked out between us anyway.

This is living proof.

More like petrified.

That's it.

So the proofs, I can inspect them. Your work is beautiful.

Nala, proofs, me, same room. When?

Tomorrow.

Would you like to see some more of my work?

I've got a little time.

Why not?

I'll see you guys later.

Tell them it was your work.

My work?

Underwear. Oh, you can make that statement anytime this isn't worth it.

A really nice wallet.

Ah, the gift that says, I'm your dad.

Soap. You really are a dirty girl.

And not in the good way.

Earrings. I love you.

It's jewelry.

Jewelry says I love you. Is that the message you want to give?

Who knew when two strangers started their

day, they would end it like this?

Well, if you knew, that certainly kills the romance of it all.

On the other hand, who says the day's ended?

I do.

I have to go. Come on, come on.

Listen.

What would you like to do for breakfast?

I really gotta go.

What's wrong?

Nothing's wrong.

This has been amazing.

We can do this again sometime.

I don't think so.

You have a boyfriend.

No.

And I don't want one either.

But hey, if I were looking for one.

So look.

I'm trying to get out of here single.

Ned.

How long does it take for guys to get to the honeymoon zone for faith of the

relationship?

Depends on my guy.

We talking about Michael?

Okay, when we first moved in together, we were at it all the time. Like, I

all the time.

And now, if we're lucky, it's like once at night, once in the morning, and

that's it.

Twice every day.

But when it comes to the male physique, it might help to think of him as an

athlete. You can't expect peak performance all the time.

You've got to schedule a little recovery time into the routine.

That's the man who took my loft but spends every night at his girlfriend's.

Not all advice we give has to apply to ourselves.

So, Ronaldo passed the audition?

What?

Isn't it Ronaldo?

For the role of new boyfriend.

Well, he was more than qualified, but the part wasn't on offer. Damn, those

good.

I thought you weren't worried how Olivia would take this.

A note already.

Guaranteed he gets the part.

I think not.

You can't live without casting somebody.

People change, Dr. Chase.

Not much.

Um, could we get together maybe later on?

After work?

Are you okay?

Yeah, I think so.

Of course, no problem.

Except Jodi and I made plans to eat Thai and watch gay porn.

Her idea. Oh, that's okay. No secrets between sisters.

Okay.

Apparently I'm not so sure about the new desk.

I've been doing a lot of thinking since I was here.

You know, about changing.

I thought you were happy with your foot fetish.

Drinkers are happy drinking until it gets them in trouble.

You're in trouble?

The other day I pretended to be a shoe salesman at Sears.

I was helping a woman try on shoes off the rack.

I had fixes.

Her toes looked so good and the balls of her feet were so soft to the touch and

I... I lost it and I started licking her foot and...

And she screamed.

And security came.

And now I have a court date.

And if I'm convicted... Maybe you were right.

Maybe I am the one who needs to change.

I don't know where to begin.

Toby, anyone can break an old pattern if they really commit to it. Trust me on

that. Apparently people change all the time when they've got a strong enough

reason.

Like... Staying out of jail?

Or finding someone you love, admitting it to yourself, and learning how to

on her wants more than your own?

Are you sure it's completely over between you and Ben? Because I swear,

Ronaldo's a very good photographer.

Mm -hmm. He must be good.

You and the photographer?

We had a private session.

You naughty bunny!

How was he?

Just what the doctor ordered.

Except he wants to see me again.

What? Are you going to?

He's gorgeous, secure, successful, talented, and... No.

It's over.

Hello, big change. You have finally learned to sample the merch without

Finally. I don't need to be in a relationship to enjoy a little intimacy.

Very liberating.

Sorry, Stella. We came here so you could... Can guys lose their sexual urge

their partner gets pregnant?

Stella? Are you pregnant?

Maybe.

Not sure.

Late. Do you want to be pregnant?

Why wouldn't I want Michael's baby?

No, that's not what I meant. He would be a wonderful father.

He and Gavin.

You're pregnant?

I'm late.

Why do I have to turn everything into a hand -me -down moment? What, the little

sister can't be pregnant all by herself?

Like I planned it this way, Stella.

More like not planned it. Has anyone done a test yet?

I'm just a little late.

There's no cause for alarm.

Don't you mean celebration?

I mean, this is what it's all about.

There's no bigger change you can make in your life.

I choose my changes.

Right now, I don't want to change.

Ronaldo, I want to make it clear that the other night was the other night.

not going to see each other again.

I'm looking forward to not seeing you again as often as possible.

Shut up.

Let's not see each other again tomorrow night.

Stop it.

This wasn't supposed to happen.

I came here to say I'm not looking for a new boyfriend.

Much as I like you.

What happened? You finished with an old boyfriend?

Not one old boyfriend. Every old boyfriend. One after the other.

And now I'm here proving to myself that I'm absolutely stuck.

And I'm the next link in the unbroken boyfriend chain.

Forget your chain.

You're judging the present by the past.

You're not helping me here.

I think I'm giving you exactly what you need.

Oh, Lord.

Give me the power to change.

Do you

think I can change?

Why? When you're perfect already.

Seriously, every day seems to be a primer in how wrong I've been. We think

in control, but we're no match for what nature programmed into us.

I've been thinking you were the one who was right.

We can change our habits if we're willing to try to understand them.

What are you doing, by the way?

Since I've been seeing Olivia, it's been nothing but eating.

Eating.

You've pair -bonded now. You're free to pork out. It's totally natural. I'm not

giving in to that.

Since Olivia came along, I don't know if I believe half the stuff I argued for a

month ago. Damn you, Dr. Langford.

And you, Dr. Chase.

Listen, since we're being such good girlfriends and all, would you give me

help with my gift for Olivia?

God, you are hopeless.

Will you help me or not?

If it doesn't take all day, I've got to be somewhere.

Great.

You're a size seven, right?

Feet.

Why can't you be my boyfriend?

Bold choice, too.

Who's the lighter?

Me.

Admit it.

It's all those fetishes turned you on.

I'm feeling my inspiration. I'll come.

Well?

I think these are the ones.

Me too.

They deliver the perfect message.

Which is?

They say I love you to her feet without having to say it to her face.

Which is what you want, isn't it?

Don't ever change, Kate.

Ah, I was hoping I wouldn't see you again.

I'm sorry, Ronaldo.

But I think the chain is finally loose.

Outbreaking a pattern?

You dumped the Latin lover?

I like to think of it as letting him go.

We're about to test ourselves.

Want to try?

I'm not the one who's late.

Yet. You have been out on a tear.

Safely. What about that farewell thing with David a couple of weeks back?

Unprotected? Oh, come on. It was David.

What the hell was I thinking?

Who wants to pee first?

Happy birthday.

What?

How cool are you?

No man has ever vomited before.

You don't find it kind of weird or anything?

No!

Weird for the guy who bought me the wallet one year.

A wallet. I mean, how clueless can you get?

So is this what Ben Chase gets all his girlfriends for the birthday?

No.

And the list of my women isn't as long as you think.

Actually, Olivia, I have something to show you.

This is the new cover of our book.

I was expecting a pair of kinsies and lab coats.

Very sexy.

This will really jump out at the bookstores.

You do really pull off the couple vibe, too, which works.

We don't have a couple vibe.

If you say so.

Did you and Kate ever... Never.

Well, it wouldn't have mattered to me if you had.

We're colleagues, Olivia.

It would have been wildly inappropriate.

Do you want to get wild and inappropriate?

I love you.

In the shoes.

This fence is killing me.

Somebody's life could change in a big way.

Okay, we probably shouldn't be doing this, but does anyone else feel like I

dragged? Yes.

There's wine in the kitchen. I'll get it.

Oh, no, sorry.

Okay, no, wait. Mine was... I think that... Oh.

Um... Uh -oh. One of them... Positive.

Scream out loud.

Oh, it's a dog. I'm on fire. So tell me again. Your teeth are sad. Oh, my shiny.

Show me again.

Oh, say some more.

That's so good.

Say some more.

That's so nice.

A -shoo -boo -doo -boo -doo.

A -shoo -boo -doo -boo -doo.