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I think you got it. Well, how do you stump me?

You think you know how? Well, don't die and show me yours.

Oh, yeah, you've got to show me yours.

Excuse me.

Oh, hi.

Um, the physiotherapy clinic is two doors down.

This is the sex place.

We're doing research for a book.

It's, um, it's kind of filthy.

I'm scheduled for an interview.

I hope this is confidential.

We won't be using any real names in the book, if that's what you mean. Oh, good.

No need for the kids to know what great -grandma was up to, even if it was 60

years ago.

60 years ago?

That must have been some sex.

Well, they didn't call it the Blitz for nothing.

I was on a clean -up crew in London during the Second World War.

Most of the young men were away at the front.

My Tommy, he was shipped out to Normandy three weeks after our wedding.

I love my husband.

I wrote him every day.

But I couldn't help noticing, Colin.

Too much for you now, is it? I'm fine.

One day, we were the last two left at work.

I was terrified I was going to die.

Hi. Was that the only time?

For the next five months, we spent every moment we could with each other.

Most of it in bed, I have to say.

What happened when your husband came home?

I told Colin it was over and I quit my job.

I wanted to make things right with Tommy.

And how were things with your husband afterwards?

Well...

Teaching Tommy what I'd learned.

But his interest in sex was simpler.

I gave up.

Shows my eyes.

Remembered Colin.

I read Colin's obituary three weeks ago.

And I got to wondering it.

Wondered. Did I choose the wrong man?

I love Tommy.

But I miss Colin every single day.

Thank you so much. Bye -bye.

I thought that was memorable.

Sixty years memorable.

She was lovely.

She was lovely.

Cheating, on the other hand.

Is that how you thought?

That's what it was.

Our husband was away. She slept with someone from work.

What's your take?

The way I see it, her sexual awakening is directly tied to her first taste of

real independence.

What is part of the reason she remembers Colin so vividly?

Okay, what?

What do you think, beyond cheating?

She was in lust with him, and he was the most powerful man in her sphere.

But it was the bombing that pushed it over.

How so?

There's numerous cases of animals mating under the most dire circumstances.

Nothing like death to push you to the ultimate act of life.

You don't believe that.

You heard her. She was in love with him.

She loved Tommy, too. Or so she says.

Seems like romancing in the workplace hasn't changed much.

You mean how it can still mess with your life?

Irene did okay.

I liked the fact she had an opportunity and wasn't afraid to seize it.

Speaking of seized opportunity, Tony's going to seize ours if we don't get

going.

Night, hon. Ciao.

Bye.

Now, I'm double booked, so I'm going to cut right to the chase.

I read the two chapters that you gave me.

Draft chapters.

The next part of your stuff was... I loved it. Absolutely loved it.

Very, very hot, and definitely going to want some more of that.

But the rest... What?

Well, something was missing.

Or was there too much of something?

I don't know. It'll come back to me.

But let's start with a toast to hot sex.

Hot sex?

Hot sex.

Hold that thought.

To Irene.

I wonder how much of what she remembers about Colin is true.

In her memory, he assumed mythic proportions.

Don't all women do that with the men they've loved and lost?

Not this woman.

So the plans for the monogram towel fits are still on track?

What about you? No his and hers sleeping bags in your future?

Marriage is overrated. Just find somebody you can't stand and give them

house. Save the lawyer's fee.

Somebody's watching you.

Academic.

Academic what?

Your book.

It's too academic.

Needs to get more personal.

It's very personal.

Not on the page.

Reads like you're watching animals mate in captivity. Okay, I gotta go.

You stay and have a few drinks on me, okay?

Maybe you two should just get drunk and screw.

Might heat up the pros.

Bye.

Cheers.

Fifty.

That seems low.

Doesn't mean it's lucky. Seven.

Quality, not quantity.

So how many were you in love with?

I loved them all.

One darn one.

Four, five.

And of course there was the big one.

Go on.

She ripped my still beating heart from my chest and showed it to me.

Ever have one like that?

Something like.

He drove me crazy, so naturally I became a psychologist.

Wait a minute, I know this.

The guy who dumped you with the Dalai Lama postcard.

Remind me to fire Stella tomorrow?

I don't think so.

I like the treasure trove of information on Dr. Kate Langford.

David makes sense to me now.

Rock solid.

Risk free.

You make me sound like a mutual fund.

The guy at the bar?

If I go to the can now, will you still be here when I get back?

Not if you start sending shooters.

Nice.

I love it that you're still drinking those early drinks.

Marshall, I was just talking about you. You can't be here.

But I am.

Maybe we were fated to run into each other here.

Fake. So you're still not responsible for anything.

But I want to.

There's a lot I want to say to you.

I don't care.

No, I do.

Don't come back here again.

I've got nothing to say to you.

Well,

nothing had ever happened.

Like he walked away to buy smokes or something, and oh, now he's back.

He tried this whole fake karma kismet thing.

As if.

I was so furious.

Could barely get a word out. Which, you know what, is entirely appropriate

considering how he dumped me.

Well, he did send you that postcard. And all it said was peace.

Not war and. Oh, no, no.

P -I -E -C -E.

As in pie.

As in ass.

I remember.

I mean, Marshall never could spell, but it just really felt like he was mocking

me. Yeah, well, with Marshall, it could be a bit of both.

I know.

Still. Aren't you curious?

I mean, he was a big part of your life.

Jodi.

P -I -E. That was brutal.

Absolutely.

But you guys had a pretty amazing thing going for a couple of years. He

photocopied my essays and put his name on them.

He cheated on me. He ruined my credit.

Big time. He took you hitchhiking in Mexico. He taught you how to surf. You

wrote a play together.

It was... Awful. Believe me, I remember. But you did it.

I also seem to recall there was some talk of some pretty great sex.

You're the last person I ever thought I'd hear defending Marshall. Katie, he

your first big love.

For the first time in your life, you didn't analyze every move.

You just fell for him.

Ben waited 15 minutes before starting.

Hey, no more playing the biography channel with my personal life.

Or Ben, I think it's more like the discovery channel.

Sorry.

We're not paying you to develop hobbies, you know. This is office work, you'll

see. Where's the questionnaire?

Ben skipped the pre -screen, he seemed distracted.

My colleague, Dr.

Kate Langford, and this is Joe.

My apologies, Joe.

Dr. Chase?

So, where were we?

The root of your attraction?

Completely spiritual.

Guy and I, we didn't speak the same language, but we could really

Did you communicate primarily through sex, Joe?

And food.

Usually, whenever I fed her dinner, she just wanted to make love.

And this was, uh, this was all underwater?

In the surf.

I'm sorry, I thought you were having dinner.

Joe, I don't think this is an appropriate case study for us.

Dr. Chase?

Well... Tell your story in a non -judgmental environment.

That's a load of crap, you bigots.

Uh, Joe!

Joe! Hey, he's a porpoise poker.

He's a what? A porpoise poker.

You mean like dolphins?

Dolphins, porpoises. I don't think he's fussy.

You of all should understand.

Excellent work, Dr. Langford.

Seems to me you're the one who let him flip through the net.

Come on, Ben. Tony might like the dolphin thing.

Tony thinks if it doesn't interest her, it won't interest readers.

That's a lot of older women, younger men scenarios.

She'll probably go for Irene.

You think Tony appreciates romance?

I think Tony appreciates colleagues having affairs.

She did order us to get drunk and screw.

And you didn't even bust a move.

Sorry I left in such a hurry, by the way.

That's all right.

Guy at the bar busted a move. I cried into my beer. Live and learn.

So, did you make a date?

What do you mean?

Nothing.

I'm glad you had a good time last night.

I mostly did, but I'm having a confusing time right now.

So how do I follow Dolphin Boy? Unrequited love or water sports?

I'm grabbing lunch.

I'm coming.

Bring something back?

An answer to your strange behavior?

How about some fish and chips?

I told myself that Colin was a small chapter in my life.

I decided to forget that.

Hi. Can I help you?

Hi. I'm looking for Ben.

I think he's gone to lunch. Do you have an appointment?

I'm sure he'll find five minutes for his wife.

You're looking for Benjamin Chase?

Not the one.

Simone.

Ben.

You did say we should get together.

Hypothetically. You've met Kate? I've heard so much about you.

Would you excuse us for a minute?

Oh, my God.

Nice digs, Ben.

A lot cushier than an expedition tent, and the natives are very attractive.

How's Maginder?

Good. He's around.

You know, present.

Unlike me.

Let's not go there.

You're passing up an opportunity to take a stroll back down Infidelity Street?

Our old address?

Sorry, I've moved on.

That's good to hear.

Come on, Ben.

Don't be a dick.

They're laughing.

Simone. Simone.

Simone.

So your book, what's it about?

Sexual practice.

Who does what to whom and why. Kate's psychology, I'm biology.

Does psychology know biology's secret theory yet?

Oops, I forgot. We proved it's not a theory.

Thought you'd moved on, honey.

I have.

I really have. In fact, I would like to talk about the future.

Specifically, that divorce we're supposed to be getting.

Tommy was a good and decent man, and I loved him till the day he died.

But I wonder if I should have lived out my fantasy with Colin and married him.

Colin made me realize what my life could really be.

It was as if Colin touched something deep within me.

So you screwed Australian girls on the beach for two years and then you had a

spiritual awakening?

Two years of Aussie girls, you would too.

And now you're all enlightened?

I'm just a bit wiser.

Walking with you in this park, aren't I?

We're just talking.

I meant nothing else.

So why'd you want to see me?

Kate, I wanted to... Because what you did was the worst.

The lousiest.

Never mind what a bad boyfriend you were. The way you dumped me was... How

you spell peace?

What, like spiritual or... You wrote peace.

P -I -E -C -E on the Dalai Lama postcard you sent me.

I sent you a Dalai Lama postcard? You don't remember.

I'm not saying I didn't. I could have done. I could have done anything back

then. That's why I wanted to see you.

You don't even remember.

That's what our relationship meant to you.

God, Kate, no.

It meant everything to me. I was in love with you.

And I want you to know I'm never going to forget what that felt like. Never.

What's the matter?

That's not why I'm here.

No, no, no, me neither. I just temporarily lost my mind.

I, uh...

You know, because I'm in love with my boyfriend, David.

Well, then, David is one lucky guy.

But look, all joking aside, I really like where I am right now. You know, I'm

content.

But I'm a big believer in karma cleansing.

And so I needed to apologize for the way I treated you back then.

Because you definitely deserve much, much, much better.

Well, it wasn't really a big deal, Marshall.

Not really.

It was a great opportunity to lose ten pounds.

Kate.

It's cold in here at night.

You're not leaving, are you?

Actually, I'm settling in.

It doesn't look that way.

Tell me, Kate, are you one of those women who think an omission is the same

lie?

I don't believe I'm one of those people.

Good, then I haven't lied to you then.

I simply haven't told you about one of the bigger failures in my life.

Your marriage.

Want to tell me what happened?

Simplest answer, there was some betrayal.

And so now are the two of you making up?

In a way.

I just found my divorce papers.

Carted them around for two years, never got around to signing them, you know.

Isn't that your cell?

It's all right.

You want to talk about it?

With Dr. Langford?

Or with Kate?

Sorry about today.

You leaving with that guy last night's none of my business.

What guy?

In the bar, the one giving you the eye.

That guy. God, no, I didn't.

What do you think, David's left town and I'm already shopping?

I said I was sorry.

All right, I've jumped to conclusions myself sometimes.

Sorry, it's driving me crazy. It's David.

I know how you feel.

Tell him I'll call him back.

She said it took him two days to find a phone that works.

Maybe you should take it.

Sorry.

David, where are you?

I'm Brazil.

Brazil is fantastic.

Fuck, I touched her.

Ritualized male aggression.

What? The connection's terrible.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Uh, Aaron, man, I need $5 for my bet. We're at a cockfight.

They don't fight with their fists?

Oh, you're so funny.

You're so funny. How are you?

Sober. How are you?

Oh, I'm missing you.

No, no, no, no, no, not that one, not that one.

Put $5 on my cock.

What if I came to visit?

What? No, no, yeah, yeah, that one, that one, the big one. Uh, David, you

know... I'd like to see you. Have a chance to reconnect.

I'm going to be on the road again tomorrow, so... We'll connect soon.

when?

No, no, no, don't do it. David?

I think you got it. What have you done for me?

I think you're so hot. Don't stop and show me your heart.

You've got to show me your.