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Ever wish you could live your last week all over again?

Well, my name's Frank B. Parker, and I do it all the time.

I work for a secret government project experimenting in time travel.

When things really get screwed up, I'm the guinea pig they send back to take

care of it.

Catch it.

I can only go back seven days.

Tiffany? Tiffany?

I'm not Tiffany.

You did some work on this lady's face.

It's confidential.

Yeah, that is some nice work.

Sorry.

Okay, I need to know what she looks like now, and I need to know where I can

find her.

Oh, come on, Doc.

Don't make me get inside your head.

You watch this young man, the one they call Tiger, and line up behind his

approach on the 18th.

The green jacket of Augusta, you're 150 yards away from it.

Oh, so close.

Hey, T .T., Talmadge is calling A -level staff.

Yeah, yeah, one second.

Baby, come on.

Yes!

That's what I'm talking about. Oh, Ramsey's going to lock you up here.

Yeah.

Oh,

don't tell me you're a golfer now.

I developed a passion for the game when you took away our Friday fish fry.

Well, you two on the back 40 with skeet guns and a bocce doesn't qualify as

recreational activity.

He's right, you know. Yeah, one day we'll learn.

Hey, that's my three wood.

It is?

Everyone.

Last night, a small unit of U .S. Marines operating in alliance with the

Colombian government ambushed a drug convoy.

Happened near Cali.

They confiscated 1 ,000 pounds of coke and $7 million in U .S. currency.

Score one for the home team.

Yeah, except for the fact that they got trapped in these mountains here.

This satellite surveillance shows that they were hunted down by a death squad

from the Martinez cartel.

There were no survivors.

All were massacred in the incident.

Twelve of America's finest soldiers.

So we backstep and make sure the good guys win this time.

We haven't been authorized yet.

You're kidding.

Columbia's President Estrada's in Washington this week. He's hoping this

incident will encourage enough American aid to wipe out the drug cartels. The

NSA supports this. So those Marines end up just another bunch of martyrs?

There were other ways to influence the course of history before backstep,

At this point, we're simply monitoring the situation.

Olga, you'll have to tell us how Estrada's speech goes.

Of course.

You're going to Washington?

Yes, I find President Estrada truly inspiring.

Huh? Can you bring a date to this thing?

Actually, I already have one.

Get out of here.

His name's Darren, and he's extremely active in foreign affairs.

Oh, I don't think I like the sound of that.

Well, it's a free country, Mr. Parker. I think it's about time I started

checking out available options.

Hey, I understand you've got to test drive the Hyundai before you settle on

Ferrari, which you know you eventually will.

Not if the Ferrari turns out to be, uh, what's the term?

An orange?

A lemon.

That's the one.

That's why you didn't ask me to do this thing. You think I'd embarrass you,

don't you? Yes, although you do clean up nicely.

You underestimate me, missy. I bet you I've been to a lot more Washington

formals than Darwin.

Darren. Who you hardly even know. We...

Been communicating.

Where? On the Internet? Trust me, he's 14 and wears a retainer. Okay, Mr.

Nosy, if you must know, it's a blind date, but Bradley knows him, so I'm sure

he's refined and mature.

I'm mature.

Oh, you son of a bitch. You busted my windshield.

You let go.

You let go. You let go. You let go. You let go. No, you let go. I'll choke your

eyeballs out. Oh, stop your good talking.

Oh, wait.

Hello, sexy Sadie.

They always fall for the Catholic schoolgirl look.

What? What?

Who are you?

Who are you?

It is my hope that this new alliance between the governments of Colombia and

United States and the cooperation of our respective federal law enforcement

agencies will bring an end to the brutality of the drug cartels.

He's a brave man.

Don't you think?

He's amazing.

His predecessors assassinated in broad daylight, and the first thing he does is

form a task force against the cartel who did it.

Something? Thank you.

I'm certainly going to do my part to help him get his people out of those

fields.

Wonderful. And back into the cheap labor market where they belong.

I beg your pardon?

Give me five minutes with that president.

And I'll have factories down there like that.

The peasants will be trampling all over each other to get at those 90 cents an

hour jobs.

What? Oh, nothing.

It's just that when I look into the eyes of my little daughter who is sitting

right there, I feel as though I am looking into the eyes of all of

children and the children of America.

And there is no time to wait.

Buenas noches, Mr. President. Me llamo Darren Sebastian.

I represent a number of very influential companies. So you're a lobbyist.

Well,

it's not always a dirty word.

And who is this?

I'm Dr.

Olga Vukovic, sir. Your speech was very moving.

You have got to check out this antique necklace she's wearing.

I'm sorry.

As am I.

It's a very beautiful necklace.

Now you'll excuse me.

Ah,

Miss... Quigley. Carrie Quigley. Of course. The Department of Foreign

That's right.

Something's different.

Your hair.

Weight watchers. I feel like a new person.

Well, it's very nice to see you. And you.

One more thing. The Martinez family says hello.

And goodbye.

If you'll excuse me just for a moment.

I'm a doctor.

Let go.

Did the tox report determine how the

poison was administered?

Well, it was hard to pin down. It could have been in a drink, the food.

Trace elements were found on his lip.

Okay, everybody, listen up.

This is Carrie Quigley, attache to the U .S. Director of Foreign Affairs.

The guy was killed by a secretary?

Not exactly. The real Carrie Quigley was found dead in her home the day after

the event. Her identity was assumed by an assassin known to the intelligence

community as Sadie.

She's a rogue member of the IRA suspected of killing at least 18 people.

They call her Sexy Sadie.

She's been known to have herself surgically altered to do some of her

Guess that's the end thing these days for the international hitman crowd.

This time, she clearly had enough advance notice to do it to perfection.

Okay, we jump now. We still have enough time to take care of this psycho Sadie

check and bail out those Marines.

Well, we've made a chart of what we think Sadie's movements were for the

seven days.

She was holed up in a slummy part of D .C., the kind of place where nobody

too many questions.

There's something else, Frank.

Federal agents found a body in the apartment where we think Sadie was

Craig tells me that you served with him in the SEALs.

He turned bounty hunter sometime after Somalia. He got into six of the FBI's

ten. Uh -huh.

You're not worried about Rhino, are you, Frank?

No. Why would I be?

Well, because he's the only guy in the history of the unit with a higher

tolerance for pain than you. So?

And he made a personal mission out of kicking the crap out of you every day in

the SEALs. Actually, it was the other way around.

Oh, is that right? Yeah, that's right.

All right, well, let's steer clear, Frank. Doesn't look like he's shrunk any

the last ten years.

Well, thanks for the advice.

As -salamu alaykum.

Mr.

Parker, I've been thinking.

If this mission goes as planned, would you go with me to the beach in

the new timeline?

Guy turned out to be a real creep, huh?

A pig.

Isn't there one little problem, say, you blowing me off again?

Oh. I already thought of that.

Give this to me. It's a note to myself telling myself to believe you. I'd feel

better if it were notarized.

I thought about that too, but there wasn't time, so... All teams, final

All teams, final staging.

Anybody else got anything from the last seven days they went undone?

Yeah!

80%. Reactor at 100%.

Engage.

I'm sorry.

my score.

Right on, right on. Wait. Right on.

Parker?

Yeah. Oh, man.

Frank Parker?

Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah.

Good to see you.

Yeah. Good to see you, too.

I don't know how you picked up this trail, but you are not going to snake

know.

Yeah, I remember kicking your ass all the way through field training.

Actually, it was the other way around. Oh, really? Because I remember it this

way.

Just like old times, huh? Oh, yeah.

Sorry.

Look, how do I know?

You really gotta let me handle Sadie, okay?

Coffee and crullers while you collect 100 ,000.

100 ,000?

Well, baby needs a new pair of shoes.

I know you've been dragging this 80 for

months. You got into D .C. last night.

You won a dirt beat or a 71 Buick LeSabre in a car game at the airport,

you've been hanging out all morning eating chili burritos and drinking

beer across the street.

That's some pretty damn good intel. Thank you.

I also know if you go in there right now, you're going to die.

Oh, really, Madam Parker?

You can also tell me when I'm going to meet my true love, huh?

Well, I can take a guess based on your pride.

Don't you ever show up.

Look,

Rhino. I could care less if you live or die under most circumstances. The

feeling is mutual.

But I don't want to be the one who has to haul your oversized carcass out of

this pit.

All I'm asking is you let me go through that door first.

Nice going, Kong.

She probably heard us. Hey, I would have had her if you hadn't showed up and

cramped my style.

Style? Using my head as a battering ram isn't style.

Yeah.

Oh,

crap. Nice go. See you, Skater Rock.

I can't do this. I don't like that. She's mine, Parker.

Parker, do you need a key?

It's for your own good.

Conundrum.

Conundrum, sir.

Go ahead, Frank.

Some Marines are going to get into big trouble when they hit a Colombian drug

convoy outside of Cali tonight, Ed. The president of Colombia has been targeted

for a hit while he's in Washington. I'm at the assassin's apartment, but I just

lost her.

Her? Yeah, pretty old thing. Goes by the name of Sexy Sadie. You need backup?

No, I think I can take care of Sadie on my own. I know where she's going next.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You do?

Actually, I could use somebody to pick up this pain -in -the -ass bounty hunter

who's on my back. We've got your location.

I'm on it right away.

Great. Tell Donovan the bounty hunter's Rhino Reinhardt. And tell him I kicked

his ass.

That's a damn lie.

Don't worry, Rhino. Somebody will be by to pick you up before dinner time.

I remember how cranky you get.

This ain't over, Parker!

It is for you, you lucky son of a bitch.

Now that's a shame. Oh, God!

Oh,

yeah. So, yeah, you got some pretty good intel. So, uh, I'm gonna let you tag

along on this one.

Oh, you're gonna let me tag along?

Okay, I'll cut you in for 10%, all right?

No! Look, you cannot take down a customer like Sadie alone.

You need me.

I need you like I need another ex -wife.

Oh, Parker, that didn't work out?

Maybe it's because you got sewage on your face.

Drive.

You're lucky I'm in a good mood. Lucky I don't mind the smell of crap.

I haven't seen President Estrada in over a year, of course.

But he's such a good man.

Men are not good, honey. That's why they have clothes.

Anyway, I want to make a really good impression.

I'd like to work in Columbia someday.

Make a difference.

I'd like to work in Columbia someday.

Make a difference.

We'll be back.

Okay. I got a tip. Sadie's picking up a dress from here for the function

tomorrow.

She could be in there right now.

You get a promise.

You follow my lead, okay?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I promise. Okay.

I said I promise!

Yeah, I know.

Can I help you, sir?

Yeah, I'm looking for something for my wife, something, uh, dressy.

Well, uh... Yeah, it's her birthday, and, um, I really wanted to surprise

and I figured I'd, uh... That's not dressy.

Please, don't.

Don't, idiot. Parker.

Rhino, what did I tell you about staying in the car? Look what I got, Parker.

I guess the drinks are on me.

What the hell is going on? With the interstate, don't move.

I work for the government, too. My name is Quigley. I'm with Foreign Affairs.

No scars?

She's the real one.

What?

It's too dangerous, Frank. I'm going to try and convince Washington to call off

Estrada's speech.

We do that. Sadie's still out there, so get to him eventually.

This is our last chance to stop that from happening for good.

Then I'm sending a unit to help you.

Just Donovan, okay? He can keep an eye on Carrie Quigley and make sure Sadie

doesn't get to her this time.

Please,

don't send anyone else.

I've had way too much help already.

It's a pre -80s GM product, Rhino. You're only hurting yourself.

You like hospital food?

Stupid beak -nosed son of a bitch, because I'm going to break your neck

get out of here.

Parker, open this.

Open this up now.

What are you doing here?

Well, nice to see you, too.

I'm on the guest list, remember?

Where's Donovan? Right behind me.

Look, Oliver, you're not going. It's too dangerous.

Mr. Parker, I have every confidence in you and the added security.

Yeah, well, me too, and you're still not going, okay? And that's it.

You amaze me, you know that?

Why? What?

Why what? Come on.

Admit it.

You don't want me to go out with Darren, right?

All right, I didn't want to get into this right now, but since you brought it

up, maybe you should read this.

That's good.

I especially like the part where you call him a pig.

You called him that.

That is not a word I would use. Well, maybe it was a really bad date.

Mr. Parker, this is so obviously a forgery. At the very least, I would have

it notarized.

You're right.

You're right. You had a great time. I got jealous.

Go again.

Thank you.

What was that?

What was what?

Put up with this crap.

There's somebody in your trunk.

No, there isn't.

Dammit, someone let me out.

Olga, you don't want to do that.

Well, thanks a lot, pal.

Well,

I don't know which is more refreshing, the air or you.

I suppose this is your Mr.

Reinhardt. Actually, everyone calls him Rhino.

I see them.

So how do you know I'm Russian?

I seem to have a natural ear for that sort of thing.

And you are?

Please, call me Olga.

Donovan.

Listen, I got a security team with Gary Quigley right now, but, uh, to be honest

with you, I'd feel a lot safer if you kept an eye on yourself.

No problem.

Good to see you, man. You look good.

How you doing hanging out with this man, Stu? My boy. You two lovebirds about

done? Because we got some work to do.

All right, hot shot. You can stand down. The A -team's arrived.

Let's get this show on the road.

Now, totally wrong, chicken head. You need

more men up front in the crowd.

And I'd say a stronger up -front presence is going to make Sadie think

You say tomato.

Look, I've been doing ops since the peanut farmer was president. Yeah, and

couldn't even keep a lid on his heck brother.

Now, Billy was not my assignment.

Sneaky little fear Billy.

You know what, Ramsey? You're right. You're right.

The addition of security here is your baby, so Frank and I will just go take

Sadie's.

Yeah, you know, Donovan's right. You take over here.

We'll check out Sadie's.

Wait a minute.

What makes you so sure she's going back to that apartment?

Well, we don't. It's a long shot.

Someone's got to do it. Bull.

You don't play long shots. Not on a back step.

You both know she's going back there. That's what your buddy Rhino thinks,

What the hell does he know?

Well, he's been tracking her for three months. Yeah, and I come from seven days

in the future. Who do you think has the better intel, huh?

A little reverse psychology, huh? Oh, God. I'm staking out Sadie. No.

No, no, I'm on to both of you. Wherever Sadie's going, that's where the real

horsepower needs to be. And you two sly dogs have just told me everything I need

to know.

Fine. Donovan, Rhino and I can handle things here, okay?

No, forget it.

Rhino's coming with me. No way. You can't have Rhino, too.

Oh, yes, I can. He's the only one talking straight to me anyway, and it's

time I partnered up with a pro.

Let's go.

But I was winning.

No way in hell Sadie's going anywhere near that apartment, is there?

Uh -uh.

Mm -hmm.

Okay, settle down. You're staying here until this thing's wrapped up.

You don't stop me. Now you're jealous of Arthur.

Don't call him that. His mother doesn't even call him that.

You saw us playing Go Fish, and you couldn't take it.

Go Fish?

You were playing Go Fish?

Yes. Not every card game has to be about betting.

Look, I don't want you to go because I don't want anything to happen to you,

okay?

Tell me again how Estrada was killed.

Poison. It could have been in a drink, in a handshake. Or in a kiss.

So,

unless something unexpected happens between me and sexy Sadie,

I...

I think I'll be alright.

Nice neighborhood.

Anything?

No, she's not going to show.

She's going to be here. You can count on it.

God. Well, what makes you so sure?

Because when Parker says go one way, you go the other.

Wait a second. Parker doesn't think Sadie's coming back?

No, he doesn't think that. But he wants me to think that he thinks that.

I'm going to go check it out.

No, wait, wait.

Don't eat that.

Relax, Columbo. Nothing's moved since the last time.

Look, let's get out of here. Parker was right. She's not coming back.

All right. Step away from the sushi slowly.

Oh, my God.

Now, look, mister.

You are going back down to your post now.

We can do this one of two ways.

We can do this nice and easy, or we can do it nice and rough.

Is that a fact?

Donovan.

Sorry, I couldn't get you an escort. I was a little more butch. Oh, well, at

least I know the difference between an attache and an assassin.

Yeah, you know, I wanted to apologize again for yesterday.

It's okay, Mr. Parker. I just hope you catch her.

The whole thing is so creepy.

We'll get her.

Stay in touch. I'll be here if you see anything, okay?

Mr. Sebastian is running late. He'll meet you there. Oh, and he sent you the

flowers.

Oh, how nice.

Hi.

Daryl, right?

Darren. Yeah. So, uh, tell me. Where's your date, Daryl?

I got a call saying she'd meet me here.

Yeah, Parker.

Hi, Parker.

Who's this?

Kerry Quigley.

The other one.

Sadie.

So, uh, going to this party or not?

I saved the place for my dance card and everything.

I'd rather you come outside.

Sorry, I can't do that.

Oh, I think you can.

I think you better.

See, I've been watching you and your friends.

And right now, one of them, whom I suspect may be more than just a friend.

Could really use your help.

Here's how it works.

She's wired and I've got a remote detonator. If I get any indication that

someone's trying to interfere with my business, I'll push my little button.

Where is she?

In a limousine up the drive.

Better hurry.

Everything okay?

Listen, I gotta go outside.

If I'm not back in five minutes, call the bomb squad.

Should we shut this place down?

Not yet.

Nathan Ramsey, Special Projects.

Parker, tell this guy who I am. He's an escaped mental patient. Lock him up. You

bastard. Not now, Rhino.

Hey, what makes you think you can keep sidestepping me on this, huh?

Sadie's got Olga.

Where?

Come on.

Olga, hold on. Don't, uh, worry.

What the hell have we got here?

Ah, boy.

Tripwire. Yeah. Olga, listen, um, just nod or shake your head. Are the windows

rigged?

Get your city ass up here, Parker.

Never mind.

It is my hope that this new alliance between the governments of Colombia and

United States and the cooperation of our respective federal law enforcement

agencies will bring an end to the brutality of the drug cartel.

Ow! Don't move.

I wasn't planning on it. Here, use these. Thanks.

Carry wire cutters? You got a blowtorch in the trunk.

You never know.

Whatever does it for you.

Okay. We got you, Ogre.

Don't screw it up, Parker.

Careful, Rhino.

Your hands come apart.

We're screwed.

Let's not do that, then. All right.

One hand at a time. Right one first.

We got you. Nice and easy. We got you.

You got it?

Okay. Good.

Oh, my God.

Okay. Easy.

Good. Okay. Now the left.

Nice and easy.

You got it?

Good work.

You got it? Yeah.

Okay.

Okay, now slip your hands out carefully.

You're free.

Go. Go, go, go, go, go, go.

Run like hell.

Good.

Rhino? Yeah.

She's got a remote. Ah, figures.

But I do not have the patience for that.

She's both of mine, as my wife would tell you.

It's just that when I look in the eyes of my little daughter who's sitting

there... Hi.

You've got a bit of chocolate.

There.

Perfect.

Thank you.

Asian female dressed as a waitress.

Hold this.

Not a problem.

Okay.

Parker.

What? Not funny.

Okay. All right. I think that's it.

All right. Yeah, yeah. Got it? Yeah.

Yes, he wasn't kidding

It's over.

Buddy.

So now we're buddies.

I felt worse. Oh, buddy. Oh, buddy.

Oh, my buddy.

Oh, my... To Olga, who is... Nastrovya.

Exactly.

Hit me again.

Hey, girl. You son of a bitch. Oops.

Now, that was not...

Two -legged Ramsey, we're ready to put the fire out. Here, have a drink. You're

just hilarious.

Arthur Reinhardt, I'm Bradley Talmadge. Oh, the big man.

My buddy here said you might want to talk to me.

Another aspect of this mission involved a unit of U .S. Marines and a

substantial sum of Colombian drug money that they recovered. I've convinced the

Pentagon that you should be remunerated for your help. Well, well, well.

$100 ,000. Thank you very much. For God's sakes. What am I, a chop of liver?

What do I get?

The hearty thanks of a grateful nation.

Dream, my friend.

Give me that bottle.

The best one was, hell, two nights sleep in five days, and we're out there doing

that, Bill, pushing that log up that hill in the rain.

Dick doesn't bounce with Steve when Frankie's in the mud pushing the thing.

And then Chuck, remember, Chuck was yelling at him. Hey, are you going to

for help, soldier?

And I swear to God, this is when I really started hating you, man. You

him and you said, I don't need help.

Let me see if I got this straight. The whole reason you're kicking my ass every

day is because I didn't ask you for help.

Man, a lone wolf in the seals is a real liability.

You don't play well with others, the whole unit's in jeopardy. That's true,

Frank, man. Everybody hated that about you.

Well, that's for your opinion.

I'm just telling you like it happened.

Yeah, well, all right. Well, I admit, I needed you guys today.

That's right, and we got the job done. Didn't we?

Hardly had to kick your ass at all. Oh, man, why you say that? Oh, let's see.

All right, come on. Come on, Redwood. All right.

I'll be right back. Let's settle this thing once and for all.

All right, one more time for old time's sake, right?

Don't rush me. Get the first shot.

All right, okay. I guess that pretty much squares things away. Oh, you think

huh? What about in the car with the bomb?

Yeah, a whole bit.