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Okay, I'm thinking we put the charging stations here and the restrooms here.

By the front door?

Well, that means that people will be coming in from the street to pee.

I don't want street peers.

Hey, what's up, fam?

I'm not usually a hat guy, but check this out.

You are going to look so handsome. Oh, thank you, Mama.

Oh, man.

The proudest day of my life. My son, the college grad. Check me out, Pop.

Wow.

I didn't mean it like that, Marty.

I mean, I always knew you was going to graduate.

Wow.

You know what? Y 'all don't know how to take compliments.

Hey, is that the new Westside fuse box?

Yep. I better get over there now. My traffic app says it's going to take me

about 82 minutes to get there. Ah, rerouting to 89.

Oh. Now it says 93.

Love you.

Lots to do to get ready for the big graduation party. Aren't you excited,

Malcolm? Yes, I am very excited. You know, things are finally starting to

together for me. I got an agent. My manuscript is about to go out. Oh, yeah,

that's right.

You know, we have so much to celebrate.

Yeah, yeah, we do. But about that party, Mama.

Uh -huh.

You are not going to go overboard, are you?

Yeah.

Look, look, look. Look at this e -vite.

Is this my face on a guy doing a running man?

It was my idea to add the little hat.

All right, now, babe, this

party is not going to stress you out, right?

On our baby's graduation day? No, nothing is going to stress me out.

What the?

What is it, Ma?

Jimma just sent an e -vite. She's throwing a party for Grover on the same

night.

What the... Jimma, what were you thinking? Throwing a party for Grover on

Malcolm's graduation day? It's Grover's graduation day, and I was going to ask

you the same thing.

Oh, come on, Jimma, really? Eighth grade graduation isn't even a thing.

Not a thing?

Do you think people just waltz into ninth grade?

Uh, yes.

Well, look, I guess we're just gonna have to have two separate parties on the

same night.

Unless we do something way, way better.

Co -party!

Welcome to the block. Welcome to the neighborhood.

Welcome to the... Um,

can one of you take me to the mall?

Yeah, sure, buddy. What do you need?

Uh, never mind if you're gonna ask me all these questions.

Fine, I'll take you. Which mall?

Oh, my God, duh, with the questions.

Okay, fine. You know what? We'll just drive you until you say stop.

Uh, Century City.

That's pretty far.

Well, yeah, but my friend says the cool clothes are at Century City.

Which friend?

Oh, you don't know her.

Her?

Does her have a name?

No.

Come on, Grover.

No way, I don't want you to make her feel weird at the party.

Grover, we're not going to embarrass you, okay? You know what? Fine. Let's

go to Century City, and as the kids say, I will put you up on game.

Mom, can you take me? Yeah, sure.

That ceremony was so nice.

You know, I was surprised to see Bad Bunny was the commencement speaker.

Okay, I'm gonna text Malcolm where we are. Everybody hold up your giant hands.

Oh, yeah.

Malcolm!

Stop cheering, Daddy.

Malcolm.

Congratulations. Hi.

Thank you so much. I'm so proud of you.

I'm so glad you could make it. Of course.

Mom,

Dad. Marty, this is Lisa Chatsworth, my book agent.

Lisa, pleasure to meet you. So nice.

You must be so proud of Malcolm.

Oh, yeah.

Now, where does he get his genius from?

Well, you know, he gets a little bit from his mom, but most of it... I get it

all from me.

Now, do you mind if I borrow the author for a second? Sure. Okay, thank you.

Okay, Malcolm, I just want you to know... I've got your manuscript out all

town. Lots of eyeballs, lots of chatter.

Everyone loves the writing, and they love you.

Lisa, that is great. So, we're getting offers?

Uh, not per se.

But this is a process, and we're at the part of the process where there's a lot

of rejection.

That sounds terrible.

No, no, no, no. Rejections are good.

Yeah, if we weren't getting rejections, I'd be worried.

Because?

You're right. I don't know why I said that.

Excuse me, Lisa.

Would you mind taking a picture of us by the big 2025 sign? Of course.

Thank you so much.

You know, let me handle this, okay? All right, y 'all been here for a minute.

Can y 'all please leave because it's our turn? Thank you so much. And

congratulations. Yeah.

Donut. Donut.

So nice. Now point to the graduate.

Here we go.

Here we go.

And duck face.

It's like a little kissy thing. Oh, do it. Here, here, here.

And now Charlie's Angels.

Yes.

Gorgeous.

Dave, what the hell is this?

It's a silent disco.

Well, I hear the silence.

Where's the disco?

It's in their headphones. It's a thing now.

Well, couldn't they just take the headphones off and let the music play

speakers? Calvin, then it wouldn't be a... Oh, my God.

Is this stupid?

So, let's figure this out.

Who do you think Grover likes?

I don't know. It's hard to tell. None of the kids are pairing up. They're all in

just one big clump.

really even dancing are you sure they're listening to the same song

yeah

you

see

that all of rova's friends came early and they're eating up all the adult food

days on this. Tina, just relax.

I mean, as long as there's food out, people will be happy. Screw people,

I am not happy. I marinated those shrimp. I deveined them. I trimmed the

All Jimmy did was just dump a bunch of Costco corn dogs in the air fryer.

Hey, my man.

You here with Grover?

Give me that shrimp, and you take a corn dog.

Sorry, bro.

Go on now.

What is that?

What is this?

Who bought the cooler?

Oh, I did.

No need to thank me. We family.

Doesn't have liquor in it? Oh, but this one does.

See, I bought Sonny J for the kids, Sonny J hard for the adults.

So you mix them in the same cooler?

How many coolers do you think I got?

Calvin,

some of the kids may have gotten the wrong one.

Hey, my man, I need to see what you're sipping on.

Don't run. Don't run.

He got one.

So, what did you get your degree in?

Oh, English.

Oh, what are you going to do with that?

Well, I'm a writer. I'm going to write.

Okay.

My half -brother Herman, he's a writer.

Oh, that's good. What's he working on?

His resume.

He's trying to get a job at the post office.

Good thing you got that coaching job.

Nope, I quit that.

Really?

What you gonna do for money?

I'm going to write, thank you. For y 'all information, a lot of writers do

well. That's not what I heard.

You two enjoy the party.

Excuse me.

Malcolm,

why are there so many little white kids at your party?

Hey, man. How you doing? You out of paprika? Did you get any paprika?

Baby, I don't think I've ever bought paprika in my life.

Is it an oil?

Tina, come on. Relax. I want this to be fun for you.

Parties aren't about having fun, Calvin.

I have standards, unlike Jim of the Corn Dogs.

And where the hell is Marty? He's missing his brother's celebration.

I'll call him. Tell him to get some paprika.

Hello? Hey, hey, hey, where are you? I'm at the club getting bottle service.

I am stuck in traffic, Father!

Son, turn that GPS off.

Satellites don't know how to drive.

Listen, okay, this is what you're going to do. Get off the 5. Get off the 5 at

Fletcher. Now go straight past the place that used to be a blockbuster. Now I

want you to make a right. There's an alley right there. Go down that alley.

take it all the way down to Glen Oaks.

When you get to the end, you make a right at the...

Wendy's, or maybe it's a McDonald's. I'm not sure which one.

Okay. Well, which one is it?

I don't know, Marty. When you smell burgers, make a right.

But if you pass an old man on the corner juggling with a one -eyed dog, you went

too far.

Paprika!

Paprika! Get your mother some paprika oil.

There you go.

Hidden limits.

I mean, back in the day, You smack them all the way to Crest Haven.

Yep, that was 25 years ago, Trey.

Here I am, still doing it.

You know, man, when I published my first story, I imagined myself living the

life of a writer at the beach.

You know, like Hemingway. Oh, yeah. He got a lot of books.

You're going to get there.

I did what I was supposed to do, right?

You know, I took that leap, and that felt good, Trey.

I grabbed life by the balls, and what do I have but a handful of balls?

Look, Mouseman.

I know you're down right now.

And?

Oh, I was just saying, I know you're down right now.

Hey!

My car!

I'm sorry, Marty.

You okay, man?

You only hit lemons when you're really upset.

That is not true.

Okay,

we're doing that. So what are you not upset about? I am fine, Marty.

She's pretty dope, right?

Hey, Grover.

Did you ask us for a silent disco so we wouldn't be able to talk to any of your

friends?

Grover, I'm asking you, did you not want us to have... Dave, Dave, he's messing

with you.

Come on, babe.

You killed it today, all right? Look, everybody's fooled.

Now it's your turn. You take, come on. Calvin, I can't. You know what? I still

have to whip the cream. I can't just put out a naked pie, baby.

Hey, DJ, put on that St. Louis slide.

I'm going to show y 'all something.

I haven't done this in years, Calvin.

Oh, my God.

Marty, I thought my book was really good.

You know, my agent thought it was good.

But what if it's not?

I blew up my whole life, and I have no kind of plan B.

No plan B?

Malcolm, you always have a plan B.

And B stands for brother.

Get off me, Marty.

I'm trying to love you.

I know. I'm sorry, all right?

Look, I mean, look, if you're worried about a job, you can stop that right

Because you can always come work with me at the fuse box.

A guy like you with your skills?

I am not sure what they are, but I'm sure we need them.

Malcolm?

What are you doing? We're having a party, and you're over here eating

I know, I just got a little frustrated, Pop.

Yeah, but don't worry about it, Dad. I told him he'll always have a place at

fuse box.

No, he won't.

Come on, Daddy. I know he's not conventionally qualified, but I'm

not about qualifications, man.

Son, I'm not going to hire you at the fuse box because you are going to go for

your damn dreams.

Yeah, Papa, my damn dream is a pipe dream, and I have no kind of safety net.

Safety net?

Safety net?

Do you know what a safety net gives you?

Safety?

Exactly. And that's no good.

It stops you from taking chances. And that's just not how I raised you.

So, come on. Take that bat off your shoulder.

Give me a stance.

Son, we don't walk.

We don't bunt. We swing.

We swing.

That's weird because you always told me to bunt.

Well, Marty, whenever you would swing, you would fall down.

Look, my point is that I believe in you. Now I need you to believe in yourself.

Well, thank you, Pop.

You know, the thing is, right now, with no safety net, I could use a break on

that rent.

Well, I do believe in you. My man.

Too much to do that.

That's the next to the tall girl.

She's cute.

They do realize that they're yelling, right?

He keeps looking at the girl with the red sneakers.

Right on. She's giving real boho vibes.

Mystery solved.

Yeah. Grover's girlfriend is red.

out of these corn dogs, and how?

Yeah.

Grover has weird friends.

They ate around the stick and the corn. Just straight dog.

Woo -hoo! Come on, let's get this party started.

Hey.

Uh, Lisa, the party started five hours ago.

Well, this is party part duh.

Oh, I'm glad your whole family's here.

Cousin? What?

Well, we're basically cousins because we've been friends forever. And in black

culture, that makes sense. So friends.

Good, good, good.

Malcolm,

one word.

Guanico.

I'm going to need more words than that.

Uh -huh.

Guanico Press.

They made an offer on your book.

Are you serious?

And it gets better. I use this. sale to start a bidding war for the movie

rights. Idris Elba, Kevin Hart, and Jaden Smith all want to play the lead.

So was the character description just black?

They offered a healthy advance, but a healthy advance is for suckers. What the

hell? I told them we want a big -ass advance, and we got it.

Trey, come on now. Get on with it.

See, son?

See what happens when you believe in yourself?

Yeah, Pop. You told me that 15 minutes ago.

And I never lost faith.

Hey,

buddy. You good?

Yeah.

Oh, great.

We were afraid we embarrassed you tonight.

Oh, oh, you did.

Completely.

I mean, it was utterly humiliating.

Okay, uh, but, um, then someone told me her parents were, uh, almost

as dorky as you are.

Uh, and we kind of bonded over that, so, uh, thank you.

Thank you for being so incredibly uncool.

You are so welcome, honey.

Well, enjoy tonight, because tomorrow it is time to get serious.

You go to your writing room, and you hunker down.

Oh, I wish I had a writing room.

Well, where does the genius happen?

Well, sometimes at the kitchen counter, in the living room.

But when my baby niece is there, I have to go inside my room, and I don't have a

desk in there, so I gotta balance the laptop on my niece.

Malcolm, you are not that guy anymore.

You gotta check with a bunch of zeros in it.

It's time to get your own space, somewhere that gets the juices flowing.

Well, you know, I always like the water.

Boat. Love it. Ah.

No, no, no, no. I was thinking on the land, near the water.

That's why you're the writer.

Yes, I am.

But you know what? It's, uh... Yeah, it is time I take my next step.

You know?

I just... I gotta find a way to tell my mama that I'm leaving the nest.

Say what now? Who's leaving what nest?

I heard him say he's leaving the nest.

How did she even hear that?

There you go. I can't believe you're already moving.

Yeah, I know, man.

I was only looking for a few weeks. I saw the broker literally putting the

out. I double parked and damn near tackled him.

Hey, you okay?

Yeah, man. It's just dawning on me that we lived together almost our whole

lives. It just feels different, you know. Tonight you'll be gone and I'll be

watching Jeopardy all alone.

Except you don't have a TV.

You took the TV?

I bought that.

Because you broke mine. Definitely hit it with a sippy cup. That means you

it. Okay.

Tell Marty that's my TV now.

Why are you arguing over it? It's just stuff.

Stop being petty.

Why is my chair in here?

Pop, you gave it to me.

No. As landlord, I gave it to the house for paying tenants of the house, which

as of now, you are no longer.

leaving. Who knows when I'll see you again?

Tina, the boy is moving to Venice Beach, which I do not get, because we are not

beach people.

Who wants a baby?

Oh, I do. I do.

Hi, Daphne. Hi. Oh, I'll take her off your head.

So you'll take her to daycare?

Yes, and I'll meet you at the Westside Fusebox.

Is that my coffee maker?

I wouldn't be surprised.

I saw him packing your bathrobe and your water pick.

Well, it is not my fault. Our house is full of her stuff.

Oh, you know, I've been thinking, given that my place is going to have a lot

more room now, we could simplify things by perhaps collaborating on... Things

are simple enough.

Don't get me wrong. I'm enjoying our beneficial friendship, you know?

But, uh...

Do we really want to? No, no. No, we don't. I don't. I thought you did.

So, you know, whatever.

Non -starter.

We brought you a housewarming gift.

Oh, look at that. It's beautiful and it is so large.

I wanted to get you an air fryer.

This is so much better now.

It's delicate, so it needs bright but indirect southeasterly sunlight.

Also a daily misting. And don't be embarrassed to sing to it.

Calvin, little R &B. Now, when the leaves turn brown, you...

Load them up, move them up. Let's go.

You know anything that's played some ladies and pop?

It's pre -war.

Well, check out this view. Look at that.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's a nice view. Yeah.

But these floors are going to need to be patched.

That's $2 ,500.

Well, that's okay, because I got a great deal on this place.

You know, and this drop ceiling here, it's got water damage.

That's $500 if you're lucky.

Okay, okay.

Look, fine, there are a few issues, right? But trust me, you're going to

tonight when we all get together on my patio for my beach cue.

Beach cue.

Yeah. That's not a thing.

Oh, but a yard cue is?

My yard cue is a 30 -year tradition that Shaq came to.

That man was lost.

He came, he had a rib.

He came fine, whatever, but new traditions have to start sometime,

on, and I love Venice.

Man, it's vibrant.

There's art everywhere.

And you can smell the creativity in there.

Yeah. I don't know about the creativity, but I do smell the weed.

Oh, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Did you just buy this house?

Yes, I did.

No. No.

Hey, are you all right?

No, I'm not.

Okay.

I'm coming off rude, aren't I?

Uh, well... Let me explain myself so you don't hate me.

Unfortunately, I'm going to need to knock this place down so I can build a

screening room and a gym, so I'm afraid you're going to have to sell it to me.

Oh.

No, I'm not.

But I want it. But I own it.

Why don't you join a gym? I don't know, go to a movie theater.

Other people would be there.

And, however, where would I pee?

Malcolm, I love this place.

Don't get too attached because I'm buying it.

Are you Bruce Hargadon?

Yes. Oh, Malcolm.

This guy's a cyber security legend. He created the graphic randomizer that

powers captures.

Oh, those things on websites to prove you're human.

Yep. I hate those.

Big surprise. Everybody does.

I'm so sorry you have to click on three bicycles so you don't get infected by

Russian spyware. My bad.

Hey, man, do you think he liked me? Oh, my God, are you Bruce Hargitant?

Oh,

that's his face.

No, I think it's too small.

Is it?

Yeah.

I just want to see my baby's new home.

Hurry up, Dave.

Explain it to me, Tina, please. I would love to know.

Well,

I got into your crawl space, and, uh, well, your foundation is fine.

Finally, that is good news.

What's the bad news, Pop?

Well, the salt air has corroded your drive vents. That's gonna be $3 .75.

I know you think I don't know what I've gotten myself into, but I did my

homework and I'm good.

Okay.

Please don't, Pop. $72.

Oh, hey.

Want to help keep Dennis weird?

Uh, maybe. Is weird good?

Yeah. Weird is great.

My name's Bellamy. I'm right next door. Oh, Marty. My brother just moved in.

Oh, cool.

It's great here. I mean, I've lived in Venice my whole life.

Well, I did miss my ride home from Coachella one year, so I just stayed,

Anyway, we're just trying to keep the spirit of Venice alive and stop rich

from building monstrosities like that one.

Oh, I actually think that house is awful.

It's a blight on the beach.

See, you get it. Yeah.

This is a weed pit.

Oh, my God, I've been looking for that.

It feels like that sign is a trap. I'm too scared. I'm going to drive around

block again.

Bellamy!

Hi, can you and your friend come over here? I'm having a little bit of an

emergency. Well, Marty, this is Matisse. Hello, Marty. Can you please hurry?

Your little party guest has passed out on the couch and he's naked.

This is an emergency?

The couch is Italian suede and he's got his junk all over it.

Look, and I obviously can't have a naked dude on it when the rep from Campari

gets here. Please.

Okay, look, I'm a pretty smart guy, but I am very confused.

You don't know who Matisse is?

You don't have Instagram?

Of course I have Instagram.

You got a lame algorithm.

I have a healthy and diverse algorithm.

Please, please, just excuse my friend here. I just really need that guy out of

our house and...

So big and strong.

I do cut an imposing figure.

Oh, wait, no. He looks way stronger.

I moved the chair just like that one.

Uh, Marty, what the hell are you doing over there?

Uh, where's the bathroom?

I'm pretty sure it's not on the porch, man. Why is he naked?

I am.

I wonder if I'm chilly.

Yeah, you look chilly.

Where's my cardigan?

Your cardigan?

How about you find some drawers?

Get dressed and kick rocks.

Thanks, neighbor.

I'll do what I can.

Better get used to the public nudity, fellas.

It's nearly constant.

Thank you so much for calling the cops on our party last night.

To be clear, I actually didn't call the police.

I called the FAA.

Because that one invaded my airspace with her drone.

Oh, my God, Bruce.

You are not a country. You don't have airspace.

So, have you guys met your neighbor, Narg Zuckerberg?

Yep, he wants to tear my house down.

See, that is why we need this petition.

This is one of the last classic bungalows left on this beach, and these

bros just keep turning them into big metal boxes to make up for their tiny...

make up for our tiny penises. Oh, yeah. How original, Bellamy.

Not the first time I've heard I have a tiny penis.

You might want to work on your comebacks.

All right.

Let's see what we get.

Barnahoe!

All right. Well, something around here works.

Ha -ha!

It's a bit of a fixer -upper. You can say that again.

It's a bit of a fixer -upper, huh?

I'm Bruce.

I'm Calvin. My son just bought this place.

Bit of a money pit.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, just thinking out loud here, but what if I told you you could turn that

money pit into a money pot?

I'm listening.

So, uh, I'd be happy to take that house off your hands.

Okay, so, uh, what are we talking?

Ten percent over what he paid.

Okay, so we're not talking at all.

Had you said 20 and no inspection, I'd have been downright chatty.

Deal!

Okay.

I got

great news.

I just sold your house.

You did what?

Yeah, there's a guy next door.

Crazy cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

Loaded. Yeah, yeah, Bruce.

I met him. I told him I wasn't selling, Pop, which I am not.

But, Malcolm, I just solved all your problems, man.

I need you to solve my problems.

What part of I'm not selling do you not understand?

The I'm not selling part.

Oh, no.

No, no.

Absolutely not. Please.

Malcolm!

I've never been to a beach, are you?

Congratulations. I love this new place.

Funky Venice vibes.

Hey, listen, I am actually glad that you are here. I'm starting to realize I

might have a little cash flow problem.

So about my book, I know it might be hard to say, but when can I start

royalty checks?

Oh, that's not hard to say. Okay. Two, three years?

Years.

Oh, damn. No, I need money sooner than that.

Well, have no fear. I have fantastic news for my favorite client.

Mercedes Selznick of The Real Housewives. She has a great idea for a

and needs someone to ghostwrite it for her.

Well, that sounds terrible.

Yeah. She's an absolute nightmare, even for a housewife.

But her kid's book is on the Amazon Preschool Top Ten.

Nanny Bates You, Mommy Loves You.

Lisa, I don't think I'm cut out for that.

Oh. I see. I didn't realize we were still in the integrity phase.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

All right. All right. All right. Thank you. All right. Thank you.

Thank you.

Where were you guys? I thought you weren't going to make it to the beach,

cute. Well, after spending an hour looking for a parking spot, we finally

a valet that only charges $12 every 15 minutes.

But we were still a mile and a half away, so this... Man gave us a ride.

Tina, will you Venmo him $30, please?

I don't have Venmo, Dave.

Tina, I've had just about enough of you today.

Malcolm, this place, you scored.

Yeah, it's really a beautiful place, Malcolm. But, boy, parking is no picnic.

Oh, I found a spot right out front.

Of course you did.

Congratulations.

Too bad you can't park in the ocean.

Is he mad at me for finding a space?

I'm going to get him a snack.

Hey, everybody.

Thank you guys for coming, but I have something I need to tell you. Before you

do, a toast to my firstborn, my baby Malcolm.

You know, seeing you here in your new place.

Ma, Ma, I'm sorry. Please, let me...

I decided I'm going to sell this place.

Well, all right.

I'm just glad the boy's coming to his senses, man.

Parker, why would you want to sell?

I bid off more than I can chew.

You know, I got my first big paycheck, and I guess I... I went crazy.

You know, Pop's been trying to make me see that.

I see it now.

Oh, really?

Well, did your father happen to mention how he spent his first big paycheck?

What are you talking about, taking my acid watch guest jeans?

I didn't know you were a guest man, too. How have we not discussed this?

Tell me what you bought, Calvin.

I put all my money down on a convertible Chrysler LeBaron.

And could you afford it?

No.

The payments was high as hell, and my dad was riding me about it, talking

I was being irresponsible.

Oh, so you kept your LeBaron, but you're telling me not to keep my house?

Son, it's just much harder than you think.

Those payments were killing me.

I had to get a second job as a fry cook at a Long John Silver.

Cats would follow me everywhere.

Okay, but did the car make you happy? Yeah, it did.

But I want better for you.

I don't want cats following you around.

I appreciate that, Pop, but this house is my LeBaron.

This is a fleet of LeBarons.

Yeah, it is. And you know what?

This time I'm going to do as you do and not as you say.

Lisa, I can't believe I'm going to say this.

Get me a meeting with that real housewife.

Already did. Tuesday at 11.

Wait a minute.

Also,

which housewife?

Mercedes Selznick.

I love her.

What?

I hate to be the one that's doing all the counting around here, but that's $1

,500 right there.

Look at Al Malcolm.

All grown up.

It has been since the first Obama administration.

All right, all right. I've got a case of free tequila and limited edition skull

bottles. Oh, I think I like your new neighbors.

Oh, my hero.

You really saved me today.

No, I tried.

I'm sorry.

What's this all about?

Hey.

You all right?

I'm the mother of your hero's child.

Now you're single.

No, I am single, technically.

What was the term you used, Courtney?

Beneficial friendship, is what it was.

Here's one of the benefits.

teeth clink.

Yeah, you did. My man.

Oh, hey.

Hey. Oh, hey.

No, hey.

Excuse me. Bruce, right? Yeah, yeah. Oh, my gosh. You know, I just got to tell

you, I love doing the captions. Oh, great. Just fun little puzzles. And not

brag, but I always get them first try.

Congratulations. You're not a robot.

So, uh, I got it.

Cashier's check. Oh, for what?

Oh, for your house. I told you, find your house. Oh, nope, nope. I am

But we had a deal. No. I almost shook your dad's hand.

We pounded each other. Oh, no.

We did.

You know we did. Okay, okay, okay. You know what? Look, I'm so sorry. You guys

are all so lovely. But Bruce is here, and we just, we don't party with marks.

Oh, yeah, it's not cool. Well, I don't party, period.

That's how sick birdie you know it is. You can't get enough.

Okay,

okay. Hey, hey, hey, come on.

Listen, we are neighbors, and we are going to act like neighbors.

That's how it is where I'm from. That is how it's going to be here.

So everybody please just grab a burger.

Sounds like his daddy.

He sounds rude as hell.

I've never been prouder.

Captain Calvin?

Is it just me, or is that Bruce guy kind of a lot?

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