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I read

your

ad.

Have you been betrayed?

Have you betrayed another?

Even now I can't explain what happened to me.

I'm an actress.

It's really kind of fun.

You get to travel and pretend all the time.

Play with guns.

For some reason, I seem to get all the badass roles.

You know, play tough and sexy.

My dream is to be, I guess, a barn girl, maybe.

Think about it.

It sounds like a lot of fun, doesn't it?

It's a lot of fun.

What

happened?

One day I just fell in love.

I mean... Seriously fell in love.

Went out and bought a dress and three days later got married.

I mean seriously got married.

Yeah? Who?

Bernie?

Shit,

man.

How'd you find us?

Yeah, we're alright.

Gee.

I think she's around here somewhere.

Yeah.

Okay, I'll try to find her. Hang on.

Hello, Bernie. Don't say no until you hear me out. You're shooting tomorrow.

Absolutely not.

He's a great director. It's a great script. Great director. No, Bernie, I

You silly thing is a chance of a lifetime. A great director. Yes, he's a

director. He loves you. He loves you.

Tell him I'm very flattered. The girl he had lost too much weight. She's

anorexic. He loves you.

Thank him very much.

But I'm on my honeymoon.

Honeymoon?

When's it start?

Tomorrow.

The lead they cast lost too much weight.

Strange luck.

Chance of a lifetime.

Take it.

But it's our honeymoon.

It's your life.

If not now, when?

Are you sure?

Late that afternoon, the director flew in.

Seemed a little crass, but nice.

It's nice to meet you.

So gorgeous, so fabulous.

Thank you very much.

I'm so flattered.

Let me look at you just the right way.

I'm just joking, just joking. So pretty, so pretty.

Let me sit down. I mean, please sit down.

Thank you.

Have some coffee.

My gorgeous, wonderful Lola.

I've waited so long to work with you. This is the perfect role to bring you

me together.

The script is very, very good, but I think I should tell you there's one

change. We have put in something I think that you should know about.

A love scene.

Beautiful love scene.

No, don't laugh. I know it was not in the novel.

No, no.

Just a little bit of nudity.

I can't do it.

It's impossible.

It's a great love story.

It's the reason you love the book.

There is no love scene in the book.

I don't see why it has to be in the film.

You're an actress.

You knew this was going in.

I just can't imagine myself in bed with another man.

Can you?

I think so.

I mean, if I don't think about it.

I mean, I'm your husband, I love you.

But if the love thing bothers you that much, call him up and get a body double

or something.

Why?

Don't you like my body? I didn't say that.

Yes, you did.

No, I didn't. I love your body.

Then how come you want me to get a body double?

What?

Come on.

No, you come on.

Let's put my face on another woman's body.

That's sick.

Hey, give me a break, okay?

Go ahead.

Find something wrong with it.

Point it out. Be specific.

I dare you.

My tits.

Don't you like my tits?

My ass? That's fucked up too, I bet.

You're going mad.

My fingers.

My arms.

My thighs.

You're a thigh man, right?

I'm going to do it.

I'm in.

If you have a problem with it, then tell me now.

Or forever hold your peace.

Peace, okay.

I'm off.

Driver's here.

This is me.

The lonely, heartbroken groom.

I can't explain what happened.

I mean, even though I wasn't happy about her taking the role, I thought I

could handle it.

That I wouldn't be jealous.

I just wasn't counting on her having to do a love scene in the movie.

Think about it.

We'd been barely married two days.

And there's someone else touching her.

Action!

Someone else's hands on her body.

My wife's body.

Kissing her.

Touching her.

And it was all I could think about.

Her with whoever it was.

Like that.

Listen, passion, passion, passion.

That's what we're talking about here. When you love somebody, you love

It's not like it's a dream or something.

You just can't keep your hands off of her.

You're a magnet. Nothing can keep you apart.

It's like when you're across the room and she's across the room.

It's like you're a magnet. You're being pulled together, pulled together.

You okay, Lector?

I think so. All right.

Action!

It was like I was sleepwalking.

All I could see was her and someone else.

Stop! Police!

Hands up. Against the wall. I'm going to have to search you.

What seems to be the problem, officer?

Rather.

All I could see was her and someone else.

Someone's hands on her body.

Good. That's good.

Good. Kissing her.

Touching her.

Put your hands up inside.

I'm not sure exactly what happened next.

All I know is that all of a sudden, I felt like I was in a movie too.

Good.

top, huh?

Yeah, go on. If anyone talks right to you, it's gonna be me. You understand?

No, no, no.

For that.

Good, good. Rip his shirt off. Good. Go for the kiss. Go, go.

Sexy. Really sexy. Really sexy. You love this man.

You love this man.

Sexy.

Sexy. Sexy.

Take your breasts now. Bring your breasts down.

Put your breasts against his chest. Just... Go on. Don't be frightened. Put

breasts... Skin against skin.

You're friends.

Good friends.

Beautiful.

Beautiful. This is truly romantic.

Get a piece of poly.

Beautiful, beautiful.

I didn't know where I was.

I just knew I was having fun.

They were very nice, very sweet, lovely girls.

But I loved my wife.

Of all the people in the world,

What are the chances of finding your other half?

Then all of the sudden, now she's in the arms of another.

It didn't make sense.

It made me crazy.

Jealous.

Isn't that what they say?

Love is a flower man

You gotta be supported.

And so, Red Shoes, what he didn't understand was that being with someone

else, even though I was only acting, made me as crazy as it made him.

But when we touched again,

And when he held me in his arms, all his fear and all my fear went away.

All his jealousy, all my guilt just went away.

Just like it never happened.

What we had was real.

To find a man that caring, that giving, that concerned about me.

What I needed, what made me happy.

Men like that are hard to find.

Wow, now that's an interesting relationship.

Some leash she's got him on, eh, Stella?

Subject you know something about.

Talk about compatibility.

But I guess it's not about how it looks from the outside, but if it fits, it

fits.

We'll be right

back.