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Dear Red Shoes, Love, lust, marriage,
children, divorce.
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Pretty common nowadays.
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Honesty, deceit, one to tell the truth
and one to tell a little white lie.
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Okay, I'll go first.
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Waterford Crystal.
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Her mother's silver.
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John Lennon pencil drawings.
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No, that's our list, too.
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Shaker furniture.
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Our list, yeah.
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The Mexican pottery.
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Tiffany lamp and the Appalachian quilt.
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No, no, that's not negotiable.
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A quilt.
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Deep sentimental value, you know. Okay.
And my client has agreed to make copies
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of our family videos, wedding,
honeymoon, vacations, etc.
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Well, we want the two original copies
taken at the hospital when the children
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were born.
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Agreed to make copies?
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Of course.
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All right.
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Let's move along here, okay?
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Now, the items to be picked up by
Salvation Army. Wooden toy chest.
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Green wardrobe.
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Cinderella twin bed set.
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Purple futon couch. Wait, wait, wait. I
want that.
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It's moldy.
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So I'll have it cleaned.
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It's in shreds.
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I'll have it covered.
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Why don't you just buy a new one? I want
it.
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Let's move along here. Great, thanks.
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All right.
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Next item, tree pruner.
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I'm ready.
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Where are you going?
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We've been separated a year. Do I need
to tell him where I'm going?
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Hell no.
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Why don't you take off too, Nick?
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Esther and I will finish negotiations
here.
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All right? Yeah.
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Five in the morning, buddy. Okay. Right.
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So, where will we be?
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I just need to get away for the weekend.
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We'll create a divorce.
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We'll create something.
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And for your information, we left each
other.
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Well, whatever.
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Tragedy is a tragedy.
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I'll be fine, Mom.
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Yeah, I know, honey.
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Yeah.
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Love you.
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What do you say you go fetch a firewood,
and I'll start?
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Hi,
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honey. Where's Grandma?
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She has a big headache.
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She said to ask, do I look tiny, please?
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I'm sure you do, sweetie.
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Where's Mom?
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What is tiny?
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Vegetables, rice, dumplings.
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Put Mommy on the phone, okay?
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She's not here.
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Where is she?
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Out. What are dumplings?
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Out. On a Friday night?
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Put your sister on the phone, honey,
okay?
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She won't talk to me.
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Honey, if Mommy dressed up, now think.
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She'd be wearing high heels, but thick.
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Her hair would be real high up on her
head.
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Like the Flintstone lady?
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Yeah, something like that.
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She'd be giving orders to the nanny in
her nervous voice.
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Did Mommy do that?
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Talk real fast in her nervous voice?
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No, Daddy. She says talk to the dog.
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Daddy? Yeah?
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Why are you divorcing us?
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Get the shit out of him.
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Get me.
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Hold it. Hold it.
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What are you doing here?
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About to ask you the same thing.
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Who followed me here?
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I did not.
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Great minds think alike.
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No, no, no. The sports utility vehicle
is ours. She has the kids. She gets the
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car. You should get a new car.
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Look, it's got an airbag. What if their
lives are in jeopardy? You get new kids.
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I don't care.
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Why are you being so stubborn about
this?
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I'm not going to budge.
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Oh, see, I think you will.
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Well, guess what?
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I know I won't. Well, I think you will.
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Want to bet?
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Oh, yeah, I'll bet you. I won't. You
will? I won't.
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I won't. You will. I won't. You will.
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sleep. I'm ready.
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Me too.
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thing to come out of all this.
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I learned how to cook.
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Of course I can only cook three things.
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But I found them.
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You know, somebody ought to write a
book.
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How to eat alone in restaurants.
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Buy yourself a magazine, newspaper.
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Wear dark glasses.
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So tell me about it.
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Who?
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What, don't you think people talk?
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It's been a goddamn year, Lily.
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What do you expect me to do?
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How old is she?
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People talk. You tell me.
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How do you think it makes me feel?
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Don't start.
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22.
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She's 22, isn't she?
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Barely.
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What's it like?
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Come on.
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No, seriously.
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Different, isn't it?
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Yeah, of course it's different.
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She's a different person.
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I mean, everybody is different.
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It's nothing like you and I had.
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Fuck you.
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Please, don't do this.
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You're a great lover. It pisses me off
the most.
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I'm such a great lover.
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Crawl up on that table.
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Seriously.
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Crawl up on the table.
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It's your last chance.
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I never should have said that.
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Do it now.
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Now over on your back.
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Now open.
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You know it's funny, if I close my eyes
I can see you totally.
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Wherever I am.
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At work. At night.
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You and those sad fucking puppy dog eyes
of yours.
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Every time a mom or the kids look at me,
I know exactly what they're thinking.
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What?
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Everybody wants you back.
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Everybody forgives you.
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Everybody but you?
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Why not?
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Come on, listen to me.
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Lily, this is my last chance.
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You want to talk?
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Yeah.
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Do you know what it feels like to think
that you have the perfect marriage
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and then one day in a grocery store, Mr.
Look -at -me -I'm -so -honest tells me
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that he slept with his secretary?
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Oh, no, forgive me, his assistant. I
slept with her once.
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There was a moment of weakness, and it
freaked me out.
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You didn't have to tell me about it.
Sure I did. Listen, if you love
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if you're sharing each other's lives, I
want you to know if I'm weak. I want you
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to know everything about me.
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Okay? I can't live a lie. Never could,
and never will.
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You've made that perfectly clear.
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Let me tell you something.
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Do you know why guys have mistresses?
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Oh, God, here we go.
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It's because they want to stop lying.
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They want to be able to finally tell the
truth, because there is an honesty in
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that deception.
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That's your mom.
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I even miss your mother.
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Smells good.
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Nick?
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Honesty, right?
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Yeah.
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You sure?
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Of course.
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There's something I should tell you.
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What's that?
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I had an affair.
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I had an affair, Nick.
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While we were married.
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I can't move forward.
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Nothing can move forward till you hear
what I have to say. I can't do this. You
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can't what?
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I can't do this.
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His name... Please, Lily, don't do this
to me. God damn it, I wish I wasn't
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doing this.
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But you are the one who started it.
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What was his name?
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Do you remember when I got the
Brillstein account?
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He wanted it. I wanted it. God, not him.
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I thought he was gay.
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I don't want to share you with anybody.
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I'll do whatever it takes.
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Whatever it takes?
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What a difference a day makes.
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Or what I should say is what a
difference a night makes, red shoes.
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We were a heartbeat from throwing our
entire lives away when fate somehow
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brought us back together.
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A miracle is a miracle.
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Is a miracle.
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Is a miracle.
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Is a miracle.
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Thank you.
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