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believe you. Every morning you turn this
place into a cosmetic counter.
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You know I can't put on makeup at home.
My mom would kill me.
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Makeup's your biggest problem?
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Trust me, it takes a lot of hard work to
be a natural beauty.
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Boy, must be easy being you.
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Okay, Mickey, what's your problem?
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Parent -teacher week.
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The parent part.
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What are you worried about? You're doing
great. Not great enough.
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You know what my parents are going to
say when they find out I'm only living
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to my potential?
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They'll say how proud they are of you.
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That's what they'll say, but that's not
what they'll mean.
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You're nuts, you know that?
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Maybe I should see a shrink.
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And if that doesn't work, go shopping.
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Bye. Bye.
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Bye. Bye.
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Bye.
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It's all right, because I'm saved by the
bill. It's all right, because I'm saved
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by the bill. It's all right, because I'm
saved by the bill.
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Parent Teacher Week reminds me of an
anxiety -filled show and tell.
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Parents hoping to hear the best,
students expecting the worst, and the
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having to place the truth somewhere in
between. I mean, how do you tell parents
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their child is best qualified to be a
speed bump?
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Tickets to the Hot Lead concert go on
sale Thursday morning.
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But we're not going to get any, because
Thursday's the school day.
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Well, that shouldn't be a problem. You
said that ever since your parents got
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divorced, your dad would do anything for
you. Well, can you believe it? He won't
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write me any more doctor's excuses
unless I actually go to the doctor.
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That's sick.
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Hi. Hi.
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So, tell me about your rafting trip. Did
you meet anybody?
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Well, actually, I met the most wonderful
man while clinging to a rock.
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How exciting. What's his name?
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Peter. Peter what?
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I don't know. Well, what does he do?
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I don't know. Where does he live?
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I don't know.
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Well, I certainly see why you like the
guy.
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No, it was the rules of the weekend.
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No last names, no past, no present.
Sounds like no future.
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But we did exchange phone numbers.
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Why, he could be anybody.
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A captain of industry, a famous surgeon.
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Or Freddy Krueger.
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Exactly. That's why I told him my name
was Tina Palladrino.
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I am not going out with any man whose
nails are longer than mine.
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Good morning, Mr. Bell.
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My, aren't you cheery this morning? I
am. And you should be, too. It's the
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of Parent Teacher Week.
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Wonderful, wonderful.
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It's my favorite time of year.
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Oh, it's always a lot of fun.
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Maybe for you. Everyone loves you.
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Mr. Belding, you're the principal, the
man everyone looks up to.
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Don't sweet -talk me. I'm a hated man.
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That's silly.
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They respect you. No, they don't.
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I am the man they were sent to when they
were children, and they have never
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forgotten it. Nobody wants to talk to
me.
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Hey, Zach, something's wrong with
Screech.
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Mikey, you've known him for eight years,
and you just figured that out? No,
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something's really wrong.
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Look at him.
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Okay, I'll cheer him up.
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Hey, Screech, have you heard? At exactly
two o 'clock today, a shower of
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asteroids is going to level Cleveland.
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Fine, I'll wear a helmet.
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Right, Mikey.
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He is strange.
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Even for Screech.
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Is something wrong, Lisa?
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No, something's not wrong.
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Everything's wrong.
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I wore makeup at school.
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I know you do. You look lovely.
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But you don't understand. My parents
will kill me if they find out I wear
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makeup. What makeup?
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Bless you, Miss Bliss.
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Okay, everyone.
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Settle down.
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Settle down.
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Now, today is the start of a very
special week.
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And I'm really looking forward to
meeting all your parents.
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Uh, Miss Bliss, my mom can't come.
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Okay, class.
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I think we're in for a treat here.
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Why is that, Zach?
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She went out of town.
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That's it?
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That's it.
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See, but my dad will be here.
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He's got a very serious medical
condition.
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The doctors are fearful of any sudden
shocks, so just trash me at your own
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Now that's our Zach.
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descending on the grand concourse of the
facility.
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This is the hub, the very heartbeat of
JFK.
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Those of us in the trade call it the
lobby.
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To the right, we have the lockers. To
the left, Mr. Belding.
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Hello, I'm the principal.
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I see you still haven't lost your touch.
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It was a pleasure meeting you, Mrs.
Wertmann. It's obvious who Cindy
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her personality from.
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Obviously from her father.
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Peter.
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Carrie. What are you doing here? How did
you find me? Well, I didn't find you. I
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mean, obviously I have, but I'm looking
for a Miss Bliss.
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Well, you find her.
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I'm a teacher.
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Surprised? Yes, delightfully.
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And I've got a surprise for you.
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I'm Peter Morris, Zack's dad.
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What?
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Oh, no.
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No, just tell me you're joking.
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All right, I'm joking.
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I'm his brother.
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Peter, please, serious.
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Don't make it any more difficult than it
already is.
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Hey, what happened to the girl who fell
overboard with me?
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She's treading water as fast as she can.
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Listen, if you think Zach would mind us
seeing each other, he won't. He's seen
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me date other women. Well, not a lot of
them.
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Actually, just one. We are not even
going to discuss this.
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We're going to discuss parent -teacher
things.
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All right, all right.
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You win.
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Of all my students, Zach has the most
potential, but... I know, I know. He has
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no built -in boundaries, discipline, or
restraint. Would you like to go out to
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dinner with me?
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Yes.
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I mean, no. We're here to discuss your
son.
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You are just like Zach.
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Well, I should be. After all, I am his
brother.
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And I'm his teacher.
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And I'm being serious.
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And I can't go out with you.
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I really am sorry.
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Hi.
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What's this?
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Well, my parents are coming tonight. And
I know how boring it must be to talk
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about the same old things. So you
prepared a list of topics.
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How considerate.
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Colliery's theory of nocturnal
polarization.
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Yeah, they're real gravity freaks.
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Okay, spill it.
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I told my parents I was president of the
eighth grade.
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Samuel. It gets worse. I'm editor of the
newspaper, captain of the baseball
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team, and lead baritone in the glee
club.
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Is that all?
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Did I mention homecoming, King?
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Why tell parents? Why?
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You don't know what it's like, Miss
Bliss.
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I can't let my parents think their son's
a dud.
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You are not a dud.
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But what you've always been is truthful.
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But I can't tell them the only position
I've held is glue monitor.
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Glue monitor?
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Believe me, it's not as glamorous as it
sounds.
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Your parents love you, Samuel, and you
must tell them the truth.
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Okay, Miss Bliss. But when they find out
I'm a tenor, it'll break their hearts.
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Peter, what are you doing here?
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I came to pick up Zach.
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Well, you'll find him on the athletic
field.
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I know.
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That's why I came here.
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Peter, didn't you hear anything I said
last night?
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Every word.
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I told you nothing would have ever
started if I'd known you were Zach's
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Well, it's too late.
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It's already started.
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No, no, Peter.
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Let me explain.
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You see... Zach, this is not what it
appears to be.
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You mean you weren't kissing?
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No. No.
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We were kissing.
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Dad, I know you want to make a good
impression on my teachers, but you don't
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have to kiss all of them.
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Not all of them. Just Miss Bliss.
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Well, good thing.
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Coach Porius is really ugly.
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Zach, this is not what you think. We met
last weekend on the rafting trip.
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Great.
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Hey, Dad, are we still going out for
burgers?
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Zach, are you okay about this? Yeah,
sure.
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Why wouldn't I be?
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Everything's fine.
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Adults get so uptight.
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Oh, I'm not uptight.
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Are you uptight? No, no, I'm not
uptight. See, we're not uptight.
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I was just going to ask Miss Bliss if
she wanted to come to dinner with us.
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no, no, no, thank you. Oh, come on,
it'll be fun.
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Zach? Yeah, sure.
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Then I walked in.
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and saw them kissing.
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It was like someone punched me in my
stomach.
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I couldn't breathe. It was like the
worst.
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Wow.
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Your dad and Miss Bliss.
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How would you feel if you saw your dad
kiss your teacher?
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I'd love it.
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He'd have to pay me a fortune not to
tell my mom.
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You know, my dad's going to date my
teacher.
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It's going to cost him.
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What are you talking about?
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We're going to the Hot Lead concert.
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Well, how are we going to cut school to
get the tickets?
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Hey, don't worry about it.
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It's between me and Carrie.
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Carrie? Since when do you call Miss
Bliss Carrie?
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Since I caught them making out in
homeroom.
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Oh,
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Samuel.
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Now, I saw your parents last night. I'm
glad you told them the truth.
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Can you believe it, Miss Bliss?
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They just want me to be me.
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I knew they'd react that way.
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And get this. My dad told me he was Blue
Monitor, too.
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That's how he got stuck on my mom.
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Well, I'm glad everything turned out all
right.
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Thanks, Miss Bliss.
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You're a real pal.
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If you ever want anything, mice,
hamsters, gerbils, anything at all, just
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Thank you, Samuel.
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If I ever need a rodent, you're my man.
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Okay, everyone.
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Pass your homework to the front, please.
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Watch this move.
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Miss Bliss, I'm sorry, but I didn't get
a chance to do my homework.
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This is great. You did me.
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The truth is, I was up late.
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Zach, that is no excuse.
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Well, I was talking things out with my
dad, if you know what I mean.
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She'll never buy that.
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Okay, I understand, Zach.
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Add it in tomorrow.
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What have you done to Miss Bliss?
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You've got to be kidding me.
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How's it going, Mr. Belding? Oh, hello,
Miss Bliss. I want you to know that I
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took your advice, I extended myself, and
I had a very pleasant talk with several
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of the parents. Oh, good.
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I knew it would work.
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Of course, he didn't exactly tell them
who he was.
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I was going to tell them, but...
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They started telling principal jokes.
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So what did you do?
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What could I do? I told a couple of
zingers, too.
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Actually, a couple of them weren't too
bad.
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Especially the one about the principal
and Gumby.
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You see, Gumby... Milo!
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You're absolutely right. It is rather
inappropriate.
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Oh, come on. What was the joke?
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It's a side of pokey I'd rather not
discuss.
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Mr. Belding, I need your advice.
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Oh, good.
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About school?
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No. Well, sort of, but not really.
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Well, it's either about school or it's
personal. It can't be about both.
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Well, it is.
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You see, last weekend I met this man and
I thought he was someone else. I mean,
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other than who I thought he was.
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What was he, a spy?
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No, he was... He is sort of... sort of
related to one of my students.
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Well, who is he? Zach Morris' father?
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Oh, boy.
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If you'd rather not talk about this, I
understand.
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No, no, no. I don't mind talking about
it. I'm not dating a student's father or
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mother. I'm married. I am happily
married.
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Now, what am I going to do?
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Carrie, if it makes you feel any better,
I know what you're going through.
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You do?
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Yes.
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See, you want me to tell you that
everything will be all right.
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I can't do that.
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I really feel for you.
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Would you pass the ketchup?
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I'm looking.
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How did it go with your parents and your
friend last night?
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It was all right.
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It was all in my head.
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I don't even know why I was ever
worried.
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They said I'm doing great.
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And they're so happy they're taking me
to Chicago for the weekend.
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Wow.
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I'm doing great and my parents aren't
taking me anywhere.
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Come to think of it, they didn't say
anything about bringing me home.
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You know, you are nuts.
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Skip the shopping. Go straight to the
shrink.
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Anyone seen Zach or Mikey?
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They were here for Homer.
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school to buy concert tickets.
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Oops.
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Concert tickets, huh?
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Why do people tell me things?
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By any chance, Samuel, did they happen
to say when they might be gracing us
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their presents?
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For once, I'm safe.
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I really don't know.
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Can't tell you anything.
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But if they're on schedule, they're
probably sneaking through the schoolyard
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right now.
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I think they deserve a proper welcome.
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Nikki, watch the crabs.
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Zach, we messed up.
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We're really late for Bliss's class and
we didn't get the tickets.
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Well, don't blame me.
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I didn't know hot lead was going to get
the mumps.
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Hey, would you just relax?
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It's only Miss Bliss.
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Miss Bliss?
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Well, what happened to Carrie?
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It's war history.
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Miss Bliss, we've been looking all over
for you. We looked in your class, we
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looked in the cafeteria, and you weren't
there.
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You were in the halls the whole time. I
know. You were buying constantly.
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That's right.
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You weren't there either.
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You know how Led got the mumps?
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Zach, enough.
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Call your father. I want to see him
after school.
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Can't you wait until tonight?
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Mikey, go to class. You don't have to
call your parents.
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I don't?
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Thank you, Miss Bliss.
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I'm so relieved.
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So grateful.
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I'll see them tonight.
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So dead.
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Zach, what's going on?
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Nothing. I got school. I got busted. No
big deal.
333
00:18:00,420 --> 00:18:02,820
You're wrong. It is a big deal.
334
00:18:06,140 --> 00:18:08,940
And I think it's time we talked about
your father and me.
335
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:12,200
Hey, there's nothing to talk about. It's
got nothing to do with me.
336
00:18:12,540 --> 00:18:13,880
It's between you and him.
337
00:18:14,780 --> 00:18:17,760
It's got everything to do with you. How
do you feel about it, Zach?
338
00:18:18,060 --> 00:18:20,300
Hey, it's fine with me if you just...
Zach!
339
00:18:20,580 --> 00:18:24,760
What? How do you... How did you feel
when you saw us kiss?
340
00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:29,620
I hated it! Look, I don't want you to be
my father's girlfriend. Is that what
341
00:18:29,620 --> 00:18:30,620
you want to hear?
342
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:32,360
Yes.
343
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,620
Yes, if that's the truth, yes.
344
00:18:34,820 --> 00:18:35,820
Well, it is!
345
00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:40,820
I'm sorry. It probably doesn't make any
sense, but it just doesn't feel good.
346
00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:46,180
As a matter of fact, it makes very good
sense.
347
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:50,100
And I'm sorry I hurt you.
348
00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:57,020
I tried to convince myself that it was
all right to go out with your father,
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deep inside I knew it was wrong.
350
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,600
Miss Bliss, I don't want to lose you as
my teacher.
351
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And I don't want to lose you as my
student, and that's very important.
352
00:19:08,340 --> 00:19:09,980
You're very special to me, Zach.
353
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And I hope you can forgive me.
354
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:15,680
Yeah.
355
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I can forgive you.
356
00:19:19,340 --> 00:19:23,160
Miss Bliss, I think this kind of means
that we can forget about me and Mikey
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cutting class.
358
00:19:25,020 --> 00:19:26,020
No.
359
00:19:26,580 --> 00:19:28,840
Miss Bliss! Zach, don't start.
360
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Peter.
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Oh, I'm so glad you were able to come.
362
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I feel privileged.
363
00:19:38,940 --> 00:19:43,780
Two parent -teacher conferences in one
week. Well, this isn't about parents and
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teachers. It's about us. Am I in
trouble?
365
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,340
Why don't you sit down?
366
00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:50,060
Uh -oh, I'm in trouble.
367
00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:54,720
Peter.
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00:19:59,020 --> 00:20:03,500
You're... Charming and intelligent, and
you have a great sense of humor. In
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00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:06,040
fact, everything a woman could possibly
want.
370
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:09,220
But? You're Zach's father.
371
00:20:09,820 --> 00:20:12,500
And that makes you out of bounds for me.
372
00:20:13,340 --> 00:20:17,660
Well, uh, what if I send Zach to school
in Switzerland?
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00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:24,620
Look, what are my chances of changing
your mind?
374
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:30,320
About... Not as good as Zach's chances
are of not getting punished for cutting
375
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:31,320
school.
376
00:20:34,780 --> 00:20:35,780
Oh.
377
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,440
Boy, I'm glad I didn't have you for a
teacher.
378
00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:43,660
But I'm glad Zach does.
379
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:45,480
So am I.
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00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,240
He's very special.
381
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:48,880
Yes.
382
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:50,640
Yes, he is.
383
00:20:54,260 --> 00:20:55,260
Well...
384
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It was nice meeting you, Miss Bliss.
385
00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:04,530
Yes.
386
00:21:10,330 --> 00:21:14,850
Oh, by the way, now, Zach is scheduled
to graduate in a year.
387
00:21:15,450 --> 00:21:18,470
If that ever happens, I hope...
388
00:21:18,470 --> 00:21:25,210
Previously on Dawson's Creek... You
kissed my
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00:21:25,210 --> 00:21:27,250
girlfriend. Yeah, I did. Truth is, I'd
do it again.
390
00:21:29,309 --> 00:21:31,450
After everything that we've been
through, you just want to go back to
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friends? Yeah.
392
00:21:32,510 --> 00:21:36,230
Joey, if you don't understand why that
can't happen, if you don't get that, you
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00:21:36,230 --> 00:21:37,230
don't get me.
394
00:21:37,290 --> 00:21:40,370
Your mother and I have decided to spend
some time apart.
395
00:21:40,810 --> 00:21:43,050
This is a conclusion that we've reached.
396
00:21:43,530 --> 00:21:45,250
Well, I can't believe that your
conclusion sucks.
397
00:21:46,390 --> 00:21:48,150
You're aware that his goal is to sleep
with you.
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