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so

yeah mac it's me martin listen you gotta

go for a run

at the beach yeah yeah in a couple of

minutes i'm ready to leave in a couple

of minutes

you but i mean a couple of minutes mick

yeah yeah okay i'm leaving bye-bye

hey guys you ready we're locking up come

on

take care take it easy guys

don't get any trouble joe

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when you're gone

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so

i know these guys weekend warriors

my ass that'll be the day

you guys have oh too far

i hope next coming

hey scum

leave her alone why don't you just mind

your own business

don't just stand there get out

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business

is

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i'm gonna get you

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you can't stop me the law nothing oh

just

watch it get back little man i'll bring

this little dog

give us a call a will

only how to thank you

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twin dragon kung fu club

one two one

two one two

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one

fire fire

after every night comes another day

after every day

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gonna be the best

we're coming to town

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we're gonna fight

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we beat them

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is

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bye

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we're gonna fight for the right

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we're gonna fight on the right

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one two three four five

six seven down

one two three four

five six two three

four five six seven

three four five six

seven eight nine ten down and hold

three four five

six seven eight

nine ten

two three

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one two three good now faster

put them down one two three

drop them one more time ready one two

three one more hit up one two

three that's good that's good do it one

small

gee you think we're going for a month

that's what you give me to take two

girls on

hey wait a second mister this little bag

belongs to me and that van is loaded

with mixed up

nah i can't be what i need all this

stuff for come on are we ready to roll

think so let's go let's start with our

spot for some coffee

sounds good follow up

uh

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rollins

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are you kidding you guys are too wild

and rugged for me i might not make it

back

that's right it gets real lonely up on

the island

you know with all the girls you guys

bring up there that's a joke what girl

you don't see anything

just guys i should look so good in drag

okay what are you having just a car

hey give the little boys milk and

cookies

hey guys cool

hey you better drink your milk and

cookies boys so you grow up nice

and strong

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the guy looks like a mack truck shut

your mouth

hey you apologize for calling me a mack

truck

i drive a back truck maybe i'll drive

you

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sure i apologize mr mctruck

apologize properly sorry

jackass

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boy's gonna be a lot smaller we're

finished with you

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ah

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confucius say when fighting truckers

nailed the suckers

hey sue are you sure you don't want to

come with us

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no thanks i've had my fun for the day

shall we go with them

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it's a nightmare just a bad dream

can't believe the things

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they're pretending

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is

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is

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oh

so

hey boys aren't you little kitty

supposed to be in school

what do you think boys are they twins is

one just a reflection

forget it nick we're on holidays let it

go

oh the bubsy twins don't wanna play not

today instead of our way we'll steady

yours

don't bet on it

oh you shouldn't have done that

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oh

uh

maybe in the future you'll remember to

keep your filthy hands to yourself

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you okay tessa yeah i'm okay i must

admit that creep shook me up for a while

but

i'm okay now who are they the lead guy's

name is jake

he brings up his yahoos every summer to

play army they give some of the colleges

up here a rough time well why hasn't

somebody done something about them

they tried once what happened they just

disappeared vanished no one could prove

anything

i'll get you bastards

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so what have we got planned for the week

lots of sun tanning

i'll buy that swift diving dance

possibilities

nature hiking can't wait to get some

pictures

you gonna see any wildlife yeah there's

two big horny wolves on the island

yeah mick and martin oh they're quite

tame you know you just have to be kind

to them

raise your glasses girls let's make a

toast

to what a beautiful holiday

another toast to the brave soldier

wooden in action and to the girl who

beat the hell out of them

so

we're almost there just around the bend

great

what's a cottage like it's not a cottage

it's just a cabin

we built it ourselves nothing fancy no

running water no electricity

there it is twin island you rough it up

here

but when the cabin is warm and dry you

got it made

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okay everybody say cheese one two

cheeses

to twitter island

um

wake up girls let's go cruising if you

sleep now you won't be able to sleep

tonight come on come on let's go

let's go

are they coming purposes ready they want

it in bed

oh they'll get it and it won't be

breakfast

good morning sleep well slept like a

baby

i tell you i don't miss a city one day

you guys were right roughing it up here

really lets you know you're alive i feel

great we'll be paddling all day

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so

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oh well what do we have here

this isn't the wild oh i like it

you remember me

[ __ ] okay jackass picking someone your

own size

draw

now

speaking aside sonny no time somebody

knocked you down a peg or two

i think i'm the man to do it

little something to remember me by

any more smart moves like that and it's

going to be game over

we've got more important army business

to take care of right now where i finish

this right now my way

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and after business a little pleasure

right ladies

okay cute stuff stay pretty i'll see you

around

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my

are you okay i think so you

yeah mickey okay yep i'll let

let's go don't let this spoiler fun

forget it

it's gonna be easier said than done

get the ladder let's make it to the

waterfall by lunch

any chance those army rudolph don't

worry about it

get the fishing rod

you think of what i'm thinking yeah damn

army jerks

all these years spent coming up here

never any trouble oh well

i guess that had to happen yeah think of

any trouble

probably but not now later in hunting

season where all the shooting starts

oh man am i enjoying this it's like

we've been up here a week already

how long has it been anywhere well this

is day four three more to go

and a little is easy that's for sure

a lot easier without those army idiots

hey guys you promised us a surprise a

couple of days ago how about it

yeah what about it come on give all

right okay

how's tomorrow night song

nick did you hear that yeah gunshot way

up in the swamp

no not the soldiers no no it's probably

a poacher what makes you so sure

make an eye of feeding stations on this

island for deer and besides we'll be up

this time of year with a small caliber

rifle

yeah and there's only one guy that knows

about our feeding stations

barefoot grand oh you should see this

guy long dirty blonde hair

a lumberjack coat wow and no shoes

yeah he never takes a bath he says he

wants to smell like nature

hey but there's a guy that knows more

about the bush than anybody i've ever

met

i bet he's got a couple of funkies with

him yeah let's pay him a visit

hey we'll probably be back after dark so

build a fire and stay close to it

why army guys no wolves oh can't be

serious

just stay close to the fire

okay you guys be careful no problem

grant's our friend

he's taught us everything about the bush

wildlife nature

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everything

that's him all right let's go find him

leeroy lost here grant we were lost over

here

let's go up ahead and intercept those

two

right and we'll come back we'll have

some fun with rand okay

i married your sister because you said

you shoot me if i didn't

come on you're sucker i'm gonna skin you

like a bear

nice knife make a good souvenir hey

let's take one of these shoes

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don't turn around poacher hear this

leroy you know we do the poachers we'll

kill him leave him for the snakes he

can't kill me

i haven't killed anything i think we'll

kill you anyway

you can't kill me this island belongs to

the twins

what twins mick and marty mcnamara

the toughest guys in the world

you hear that mick [ __ ] is martin luther

haven't seen you for a long time how are

you doing not bad

he sure had me going there for me it

scared the hell out of me you won't be

killing any more of our deer now will

you

me you don't be better than that yeah we

know you all right

uh by the way your two apprentices won't

be coming back right away

like two apprentices they're only half

as good as you what do you mean half is

good

only wearing one shoe grant we got em

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it's too good to resist i know exactly

what you're thinking

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over me my lord hey love lord my soul to

keep

did you hear that

how about that isn't that fantastic oh

what a beautiful sound

where's the axe okay don't panic

as long as we're close to the fire we're

all right

what in the hell are you trying to do

just us two horny wolves

hey i brought you a present

right a knife what am i supposed to do

with this clean fish

it's protection in case you're attacked

by wolves

oh my near regular riot

i think they're so mad at us

don't be so mad they were only fooling i

know but it wasn't funny

oh god get loaded

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come on join us for breakfast

after what you guys did last night you

don't deserve to have breakfast with us

we were just fooling around yeah relax

we didn't mean to scare the hell out of

you

what do you think

all right okay

oh come on guys we want to go swimming

so go swimming we've got work to do

so join us where's the water swim

why aren't we the gentleman us gentlemen

i've got work to do

go swimming enjoy it

come on martin

it's gonna be cold

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great

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oh

get up and breathe

yes

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look at that the guys are still chopping

unbelievable look at all the wood

they've cut

all right

that's enough let's go first one

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you girls are getting your surprise in a

couple of hours oh goody goody i wonder

what it is

we'll find out

how's the water cold

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mike you got everything i got the

equalizer you got yours right here

do we have fire to walk about a mile

yeah but want to get dark soon

sure but the trail's marked with

reflectors you can't mess with the

flashlight

come on let's go wait to see what this

is all about

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i must be blind too hey great what's it

for

come on we'll show you

this way ladies no way i'm not climbing

up that thing

what are you waiting for an elevator you

can't wait around come on get up

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it's just a little close in here huh

welcome to the sardine convention

well nellis oh come on this is hardly a

place for a party

we may be able to get some good photos

before dark

and what mosquitos on this island

it's not coming up here is he just check

this out

don't worry

how long before he goes

he sure took his time eating yeah like

all night

that's one night you won't forget

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oh

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not invited to watch let's get out of

here

oh good morning good morning

how do you sleep

well not bad considering a little uh

incident with the bear

i thought it was gonna have nightmares

for sure

i guess the guys are still fishing

yeah you better catch something too i'm

starving

oh

well if you'll excuse me nature's

calling

don't you just love outdoor plumbing

hope you don't meet any bears in there

uh-huh i'm gonna grab a shower

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not this time cutie i'm wise to that

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move

twins have good taste

now the war games begin losers die

winners take all let's go

don't tell me they're still sleeping

hey girls feel like a fish fry

they can't be sleeping finish the

it's cold they didn't take the boats or

saw the dark

didn't even make us a cup of coffee

you know what i think yeah they're

playing some kind of joke

to get even with us i bet you right now

they're sitting in the bush somewhere

laughing and giggling

waiting for us to do something stupid

yeah well let them wait

let's go clean the fish listen up man

the twins are gonna come for us

as soon as they discover the ladies are

missing what they don't know is

how well prepared we are for them so

remember shoot first

ask questions later if you know what i

mean

sir yes soldier when we kill the twins

what do we do with the broads

we're all going to be very nice to the

ladies and after we're tired with them

they too will have the most unfortunate

accidents

and the nicer they are to us the longer

they live

take a good look ladies the next time

you see those two

they'll be dead

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let them come to us

something happened the girls are not

back yet nah

wait till it gets dark but come running

home

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smoke these things

check the cabin

our poster's gone let's be the soldiers

damn it you know what they may do to the

girls yeah i can imagine but it's

us they want bastards they aren't

waiting for hunting season either

we better get the girls before those

creeps do a number on them look they'll

be waiting for us martin there's only

one way in

up the river let's surprise the hell

adam we'll hit and run until we're sure

we can get the girls on safely

look there's an old logging room

we'll load up the three wheelers take us

about a mile from their camp

and we can cut through the bush let's do

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it

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so

what what

this won't kill him she just put him

down

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yes

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we're gonna fight yeah

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for the right

all right let's see how tough you guys

really are

you you you attack

don't just stand there now

don't just lay there soldier get up

you'd better toughen that body soldier

and the next time it won't hurt so much

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get a compass right

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this way

you men stay and guard the perimeter of

home base the rest of us will be at the

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riverside

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and the girls are not at the base camp

damn it they're not as stupid as they

look

go back to jake's cabin give him

something to think about right let's let

him know we're here

come on

so

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so

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they didn't come down the river like we

thought they'd come over land

spread the word down the line approach

the camp slowly

the men at both ends of the line circle

wide

and come in from behind

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so

what the hell happened to you guys i

know you had orders to hang around this

is stupid

some soldiers you guys are supposed to

stand guard

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till daughter scouts coming from the

rear

your heroes have signed their death

warrant

come in they're all tied up at the

moment is there any message

who the hell is this where are my men

we got them and we'll keep them hanging

around until we get the girls back

unharmed no deal sonny keep the men

come and get the broads i dare you okay

but stay awake i wouldn't want you to

die in your sleep

who surprised whom as long as we've got

you

we'll get them oh

i like it when you fight back after

we're through with the twins

remind me to slap you around some more

come on man take the broads and we'll

double back to the river camp

five five

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after every night comes another day

after every day

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gonna be the best

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fight yeah

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foreign

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don't make any quick move

i just love to shoot guys

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come in 8-1 come on 8-2-1 do you read me

over good afternoon you wouldn't be

looking for the three men you left on

the island near the river delta would

you

bastards i demand to know what you've

done to my men

eight down twelve to gold

nothing will happen to them as long as

the girls are safe

you two guys have pushed your luck to

the limit we're waiting for you

sure we're surprised those two jokes

have gone far enough

when they show up so help me if you miss

i'll shoot you myself

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the smoke will clear you three

go up the river and watch the hill

rescue men

back to the basement

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now martin

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how old are you 17 can you swim then get

out go

get out of here

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tan down tend to go

eleven down nine to go let's move out of

here

go back to base camp they won't look for

us back there

let's not make it easy for them jim paul

you take her you go that way

we'll meet you there later let's go

i'm gonna get those two guys

this looks like a good spot huh

relax

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this first don't think do it

come on let's go ready one

two three good now faster

let's go jeez them are you

i guess we have time for a little

practice

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there's

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please don't let anybody move throw down

your guns

now

nancy get those guns never thought i'd

see the light of day again let alone you

two

you win what are you gonna do with us

okay all wars should end this way

what's this two against seven

you guys don't know when to quit we'll

take those hearts

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with

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uh

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ah

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um

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oh

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back off you know a little pressure take

to kill her

now back off carl get up here

move it

sorry guys but you'll never take me

alive

she's my insurance so she comes with me

now if you gentlemen will excuse me i

got a plane to catch

i'll be back with a bigger army

better trained there'll be a bounty on

you

i'll make bookends out of here carl

we're ahead and get things started

i'm sorry to spoil the fun and leave

early

don't fall off i'll let it go

how can we trust you you can't

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look stay cool shoot anything it moves

okay

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oh

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i told him i let you go when i was safe

i lied to her i should have done this a

long time ago

come on let's see come on you are

come on he can't get away

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get me out of here how is that

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it's a nightmare just a bad dream

can't believe the things i see

moving figures casting shadows

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now for so long

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is

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is is

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oh

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reality

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