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Night!

the bomb step show. Oh, please.

Don't be fooled by the fancy footwork, okay?

The Greek system is just a way to rob you of your individuality. Oh, please. I

like being a little sister to the Gamma Psi fraternity.

Well, I'm all about me -fi -me.

That's right, you see, because I don't have to be part of a group to belong.

Mm -hmm. Go ahead and preach to them. They don't know. Yeah, well, whatever.

Come on, Diabian.

We're gonna go see Blevin.

Gotta feel a thrill to me Like you got to do what's right for you

Yes, I came to tell my baby something very, very important.

Is it the better anniversary?

That, yeah.

And I got my first byline in the school paper.

Well, congratulations, Jay.

What's the story?

I'm doing an expose on fraternity hazing. Jordan, those fraternity rituals

secret. No one is going to talk to you. I know.

That's why I'm going deep, deep, deep undercover as a slave.

And when they try to haze me, I'm going to expose Greek life for what it really

is. Oh, my very own Ed Bradley. I am so proud. So, now, tell

me, will you plan for anniversary?

Can't.

It's a surprise.

By the way, Jordan, when is your anniversary, huh?

Tamara, can you believe this?

Your own sister doesn't know when our love first began.

And she calls herself your twin.

three gift for jordan see it's a scrapbook of our first year together oh

so sweet let me see a burger king rapper

yeah it was the first time we shared a double meat whopper with extra pickles

that's so sweet you know

maybe you could use some crazy glow in those pickles

Tamara, look what Grandma Campbell sent you.

Grandma knows what I like.

And this isn't it.

Dad, you're not pounding the AKA drum again. I told you I do not want to

Oh, come on, Tamara, have an open mind.

Been there, said no.

Dad, can you please send this stuff back to Grandma?

Hold on, I can work with this.

Tamara, you know Grandma's sorority means a lot to her. And it would mean a

to me if you would at least consider pledging, a .k .a. Okay, okay. If you

it that way, I'll consider eating the pink and green cupcakes.

You'll notice the name of 16 founders on top. Read them and then eat them.

Ray, now Tamara has always made it perfectly clear that she doesn't want to

pledge. You need to leave that child alone.

Two of my best friends are Delta.

Tim wants to pledge. You don't see me pushing Delta on her?

I guess you got a point.

Hey, guys, what's up?

Tia! Look what Grandma Campbell sent you.

Hey,

Jordan, how's that article on fraternity hazing going?

It's not.

All we've been doing is studying at the library every night.

And I don't think a paper could count as hate. Well, look, keep up the

bootlicking. Maybe they'll slip up and knock you upside the head.

Boop licking. Man, the Gammas don't run.

I run me, okay?

Pledge. Gotta run.

Be these big brother of Gammaside. Is there anything I can do for you today,

sir? Yeah, uh, I don't want you or any of your line brothers talking to anyone

other than your big brother or the Gamma Pearls. You got that?

Sir, yes, sir.

Then get in line.

Now, up until now, you pledges have been on summer vacation.

Oh, but Big Brother Ghost is about to crack the whip.

Finally, the real deal.

Man, are you crazy?

I heard Big Brother Ghost, you made the whole line quit.

So,

Tia, shouldn't you be interested in tutoring a calculus student for extra

credit?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.

I welcome the challenge.

Hey, me too.

Actually, Tiavion, you're the student I wanted to tutor.

Pledges! Show some respect to Big Brother Ghost!

The calculus TA is ghost?

I said show some respect!

Greetings, Big Brother Ghost of Gamma Psi!

Is there anything we can do for you today, sir?

Pledges!

Listen up.

If you fall asleep in class,

I'll catch your head before it hits the desk.

If you try to hide in your room, I'll be in your closet.

In other words, every move you make, every class you take,

I'll be there to haunt you.

Got that?

Yes, sir! Big brother, go, sir!

Cool.

Let's do something neat.

ask you pledges to follow us no sir big brother go sir

since

i can't talk to jordan would you please tell my sweetie that i made reservations

for anniversary dinner at shea new tomorrow at eight samira i can only talk

him about pledge business no he's not really pledging okay okay but don't make

this a habit i am not email

Yeah, I'll be on. I want you to distract the brothers for me. Hey, I'm with it.

Join in tomorrow night, Xenu.

Say what?

Xenu, anniversary dinner, 8 o 'clock.

You ate a rock.

No, 8 o 'clock, don't be late.

Yeah.

These are red and white, delta colors.

Ooh, they're too beautiful to eat.

Fine, more for me.

Not so fast.

Um,

it was really nice of you guys to stop by and share your delta experience. Mm

-hmm. It's always nice to share our rich tradition with a potential pledge.

I've been active with the Detroit chapter since 1983.

81.

Time does fly.

And I've been on the executive committee for seven years.

I'm a four.

Do you want to tell this story?

No, you're doing fine.

What's going on in here?

Oh, Ray. You know my Delta friends.

Nadine and Monica.

Yes, how could I miss the red and white Cadillac in the driveway?

He's just jealous.

Yes, and this is low. Well, you should know.

I don't want any Delta brainwashing in my house. You're the one who tried to

brainwash her.

Grandma's cupcakes.

I'm just trying to level the playing field.

This is war.

Well, you just bring on your big guns, little man.

Hey,

Jamal. It feels like we've been walking for hours.

Okay, stop walking.

Off with the blindfolds.

Now, right here is where the Greek step show will be held.

Pick up the trash. We want this place spotless.

Uh, sir?

Big brother ghost, sir?

I was just wondering, how long do you think we'll be out here, sir?

Is there something in your life more important than Pleasant Gamma's side?

nothing beats this, sir!

Just wondering.

Do you think we'll be out here past 8 o 'clock? Sir?

Oh, no.

We'll be out of here by 8.

Good. I can make dinner.

A .M.

Mary's gonna kill me for breakfast.

She's gonna eat me like an egg -o.

The quad looks passive. Take a break. Meet me outside at 5.

Hours? Minutes!

54 minutes and 57 seconds. 56.

55. 54.

53.

Hours?

I was just about to call you.

Say what?

You're sorry that I waited and shamed you until the busboys started mopping

around my feet?

They had us working all night.

I'm finally about to crack the story wide open. And I'm about to do what you

should have done last night.

Walk away.

Wait, no, baby, no.

Look, I wanted to be there. I really did.

Yo, ghost is counting faster. Let's go.

Go ahead.

Obviously pledging to some fraternity you really don't want to be in. is a lot

more important to you than I am.

Tamara, you know that's not true.

Say, let's go.

If I don't go, I'll get my line brothers in trouble.

I'll try to call you later.

What's all this?

All what?

This!

Mom, I appreciate your enthusiasm, but he'll... Mom, you've made your

point.

Oh, for crying out loud.

This is ridiculous, Lisa.

You just jealous because I thought of it first.

He's right, Mom.

Come on, Tia, you need a breather. I know.

Don't ask me, she's talking to you.

Trying to pick a sorority is hard enough in itself without all this pressure.

I told you to pull up, Ray. Oh, go eat cake.

Will you two cut it out?

Well, he started it, you know. Mom! Mom!

Gosh.

Now, after doing a lot of thinking, I've made my decision.

Let him down easy, baby.

Ray, I'm not pledging AKA.

Oh, too bad.

I'm not pledging Delta either.

Oh, boy, too bad. Oh, sorry, too bad.

Oh, go away. You make me cry.

Now, look, all the information you gave me made me realize that pledging is a

bigger commitment than I'm willing to make right now.

But... thanks for the memories.

Oh, no, Brother Ghost.

I think somebody here is pretending to pledge.

I think so, too.

Let's show him some love.

Gamma -sized style.

Can't you think pleasure is all about beating and paddling?

No, sir.

There's Brandon, too.

Jody, man, you got it all wrong.

The word fraternity means brotherhood, not beat down.

We're not saying that hazing doesn't happen.

It just doesn't happen here.

But if hazing is what he wants, let's give it to him.

Let's give it to home!

like men.

Legends, you're here to give these lovely ladies an evening of ballroom

Keith, I don't think this skinny one can hang with me.

Give him a chance, Miss Dance.

Forget ballroom dancing. They look like they can do a mean...

Ladies, it's strictly ballroom.

Jordan?

What's this all about?

This is the I'm sorry I stood you up night after the anniversary dinner.

Come here.

So sweet.

So you got the story?

Mm -hmm. Got my story. Yes! It's over!

Yay!

But it's not over.

What do you mean?

Well, see, the more I tried to find the bad in GammaSide, the more I found the

good. In fact...

I want to be a part of it.

I'm pledging for real.

But wait a minute.

If you're still pledging, won't you get in trouble by being here with me?

Tamara, I'd risk anything to say happy anniversary.

mason for our anniversary dinner um as she knew tomorrow tomorrow tamira

what the heck did she just say