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Lisa, you okay?

Yes. I'm just going through my scrapbook.

Oh, look at Tia, my sweet little pumpkin.

See? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see. Lisa, you've seen these old pictures a hundred

times. You women are so emotional.

Oh, turn back, turn back, turn back.

Look. Oh.

That's Tamara after she lost her first tooth.

a little tongue poking through the hole.

Yeah. She looks like a little neon sphinx.

Uh -oh.

Scrapbook alert.

Yeah, well, I hope Roger gets here before she starts talking about the time

had to cut the crazy blue out of my hair.

Ah, Tia, look!

Here's a picture of you with one ponytail on the side of your head and a

spot on the other.

Oh, please, man. You know I hate that.

Oh, relax, Tia.

Everybody has old photos of themselves that are a little embarrassing.

Oh. Not everybody does.

Well, I guess it's time to put the scrapbook up. Who's hungry?

Oh, wait a minute. You're not fooling anyone, Lisa. We all know you're

photophobic. Mm -hmm.

Stop it now. Come on. Now, there's lots of pictures.

Lots of, lots of pictures of me in here.

Look,

here's one.

That's the girls and me at Disney World.

In the corner, there.

My sneaker.

Ooh, L .A. gay, huh?

Lisa, you're hiding behind Goofy?

That's pathetic.

Goofy wasn't complaining.

Mom, I'm going to be going away to college soon, and I would like a picture

you, not just your shoe.

I'll remedy that right now. Let me get my camera.

No, no, no, not with my bangs looking like this. Oh, Lisa, hold still.

No, Ray Ray, stay away.

Lisa, you better turn around. What I'm snapping, you're not going to want

framed.

Everybody see how different we have come to be.

Step, step, step, step.

Even though I'm glad to be with ya, I gotta feel a thrill for me like you got

do what's right for you.

That's Roger.

What are you guys doing here? Oh, I'm sorry. I thought we had girlfriends that

lived here.

Pride to see you, that's all.

Well, we were on our way down to the mall, and we knew you guys wouldn't want

miss on what they've got.

The original Batmobile. Oh, and they're letting people sit in it. Oh, I am so

there. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Does the Batmobile have a backseat? Because Tamara and I were going to go

with our good friend Roger tonight.

Roger, the kid from next door that's always bothering y 'all?

Well, you said he comes over all the time, uninvited, and he never leaves. We

invited him over that one time.

And what did the jury say to him?

Go home, Roger.

Go home, Roger.

Go home, Roger.

Nothing.

See, there he is right now.

Hey, guys, why don't we all just roll together, you know?

I don't know. Yeah, he's just a junior. I mean, you guys really want to hang out

with a kid?

Oh, come on. He's our friend. Yeah, I want you guys to get to know him better.

mean, he's really, really sweet. You like him.

Dag, y 'all.

Y 'all got wood for brains?

I mean, the doorbell rings, turn the knob, let Roger in. I mean, how hard

that be?

Come on in, Roger.

Well, you know Tyreek and Jordan. They're coming along, too, yeah? Cool.

up? Uh, not much. We was just gonna kick it at the mall.

Oh, man, I heard they got the original Batmobile down there. I can't wait to

in it. Yeah, now you're talking, dog.

See? I just knew you guys would get along.

Okay, well, look, there's five of us, so whose car are we gonna take?

Oh, why don't I drive my dad's car? Yeah. Why don't we all just dive into a

ditch right now?

Excuse me, are you saying there's something wrong with the way I drive?

Not if you're a crash test dummy. Right, guys?

You know, I don't know, Roger. We always drive. Yeah, are they bad drivers?

Bad? Let me drop a little twin history on you.

Okay, come on, Roger. Nobody wants to hear those dumb... I'm sorry.

Y 'all want to hear some dumb stories? You know it. Well, see, that bad luck

with cars started when they were not even old enough to drive.

I started to put my foot on the brakes.

Put your foot on the brakes.

Put your foot on the brakes. For God's sake, brake!

Curb! Curb!

Too close! Too close!

How do you know?

I think that's how you know, Junior.

I didn't know how to drive.

What about last year on that foggy night you drove right onto the dock at Lake

Erie?

What do I do? What do I do?

Put it in reverse!

I can't swim.

Okay, come on, guys. Don't drive that fast.

Can we, you know, talk about something else?

Yeah, let's get some music up in here.

Is that a CD player on your dash?

No, the guy who stole it from me called it an A -track or something. I just put

my sunglasses in it.

Oh, hey, guys, there goes Hot Rods. Man, their shakes are the bomb.

We had some great times there, didn't we? Yeah. Yeah.

I remember that's where you two had that famous double date. Roger.

What? You said you wanted to talk about something else. No, no, no. I want to

hear about it.

Well, let's just say it was a very short thing.

Why don't you just give it up sour though?

We both have dates and I don't mean each other.

We're talking basketball star.

Right behind you.

Where?

Look down.

Ow!

Well, what do you know? So wait!

Baby Maggie's in the jackpot!

Ka -ka -ka -ka -ka -ching!

Ka -ka -ka -ka -ka -ching!

That's not even funny. Why are we laughing?

Tamara, you know, I didn't know you had a thing for younger men.

problems but michael's still a man let's talk about hang time dude i thought i'd

never say this but whew thank goodness they are talking about basketball and

us let's keep it that way hey y 'all did you guys see dennis robbins hair i

swear it was orange it was you know jordan almost dunked his head by mistake

funny looking hair let me tell you about the time tia tried to give herself a

perm this isn't happening she thought she could hide it under her hat

a girl sees a urinal?

Excuse me.

I've got to go visit Mr. Urinal myself.

Want to come to you?

Hey, y 'all. Y 'all leave my baby alone. Okay, look, I'll go get you. It's okay.

Dog case, daughter. You're the man, dog.

Thanks for inviting me. Those guys kill me.

Not if we get to you first.

What do I do?

You're embarrassing us in front of our boyfriends.

You know, they see us as sophisticated and cosmopolitan. Yeah.

They don't know anything about our dork days.

Those stories weren't all that dorky. It's not like I told them about the time

you tried out for cheerleader.

Don't even think it.

We were humiliated in front of the entire school.

People are just starting to forget about that.

No, they're not.

I just had some kids cracking up in the library about a good week.

Just promise me you will not tell the guys that story. Please. Okay, I

I won't even mention the word cheerleader. What about cheerleaders?

Oh, nothing.

I promised the girls I wouldn't tell you about the time they tried out. Roger!

No, no, no, go ahead, dog. Tell us what happened.

We tried. We didn't make it in the store. Latte, please?

You didn't make it seem like it was that bad.

The only reason why people were laughing at you is because you didn't think you

had to practice.

Whoa, whoa.

People were laughing at them?

Oh, sure.

I mean, you should have seen it.

Roger, you go strong with the last one, I tell you. Why don't we all hook up

sooner? Hey, hey, you know, I'll tell you what, Rog. We all going bowling next

week. Man, why don't you go?

Okay, girls?

Okay, then it's a date.

And bam, the door slams shut right behind. Oh, man, you're lying.

If I'm lying, I'm dying. Did I mention it was 18 degrees outside?

For real?

For real.

Look, picture it. There they were looking all pitiful, locked out right

the front porch with their little tired high.

Water Mermaid.

Man,

I wish I had seen that. Oh, you can. I took Polaroids. I got this one when

they're banging on the door. It's beautiful. I ain't going to climb up the

bathroom.

Nobody wants to see those dumb pictures, Roger. Well, I do.

Yeah, bring them on. We meet you inside.

I'll call you later, Tamara.

I'll see you later, too. Look, I'll just call you to see if it's all right to

call you. I know.

Boy, you guys must have really screwed up somehow.

So, y 'all got pie?

Unless your mama made you some pie, you won't be getting any.

You're not welcome in this house.

Well, I never was, but that never stopped me before.

Roger, don't you get it?

You promised to stop embarrassing us, and then you did it anyway.

Come on, guys, don't take it so seriously. We were just having a little

Well, we were.

I see where this is headed.

Go home, Roger.

Wrong. No.

Go home, Roger.

For good.

Morning.

Lucky charms?

You never eat those.

Come to think of it, I never eat those. Why we keep on them?

For Roger.

Oh.

The little green clover was his favorite.

You've had enough.

I guess you're right.

Tia, face it.

We've matured.

He's still the goofy little kid. And mature adults don't act like fools.

Okay. Most mature adults don't act like fools.

Morning,

Lisa.

Oh, nice try, Ray.

Lisa, put down the pan. I'm not going to take your picture.

You just stay where you are. Don't you try and follow me.

Oh, Lisa, come on.

Wait a minute. I need your pan. I'm going to make some eggs.

Magically delicious.

I don't know why that coyote keeps buying acne products.

That stuff never works.

Look at Roger's little brain.

Oh, no, you are not going there. Now grow up and watch some cartoons.

That's my neighbor, Roger.

Let's have some fun with him.

Hi, Tamara.

I just wanted to tell you that I saw you in school today and you look really,

really radiant.

Thanks, Roger.

I wish I had more to say, but that took me all afternoon.

Roger, come in.

You invited me in?

What's wrong?

Nothing, nothing.

I just wanted you to meet a girl. friend of mine well i'll have trouble paying

attention to anyone but you hi i don't know what's going on here but

i'm very very excited

oh oh and look look look

here's the first place ribbon from the school talent show do you remember what

the three of us think oh come on tamira

Oh, don't worry, don't worry. It looks like neither of us have to talk.

No answer? No, no, it's his answer machine.

Does he still sing Prince songs in the outgoing message?

Yeah.

And he just started the second verse of International Lover.

Oh.

Hey.

Hey, where'd that stuff come from?

Oh, just somewhere we're sorry. stuff jordan tyreek left on the front porch

rogers doesn't call back yet no

tamera we must have really hurt his feelings um hello roger

this is t again hi roger and tamera um look we are so

so sorry about last night so would you please please call us back so we can

okay

Usually when we call him over, he's over here before we finish leaving the

message.

If he's been crying, pretend not to notice.

Hey, what's up?

I'm a little busy right now.

Here, have a balloon.

It's on a stick and everything.

Yeah.

Um, Roger, we want to apologize.

I mean, old friends, they should be able to laugh about the past.

Yeah.

That's one of the nicer things about growing up, you know?

All that embarrassing stuff doesn't seem to be so horrible anymore.

It's kind of funny when you think about it. Yeah.

So, what do you say? Do you want to go back inside and talk about the good old

days?

We may find.

I'm afraid not.

Oh, come on, Roger. Don't be mad.

Mad? Why would I be mad?

Well, we told you to stay home for good.

You guys have been saying that stuff since we were little.

I just figured you had no home training.

If you're not mad, then why won't you come inside?

Roger, who are you talking to?

Oh, just the kids from next door, Jennifer.

Give me a minute. Sometimes they're a little tough to get rid of.

Hi.

Well,

I'd love to stay and chat, but I got a date.

I canceled Jennifer last night so I could hang out with you guys.

You did?

Why?

Well, I just figured that we ought to spend some time together before you guys

get busy with college.

I know just how you feel.

Well, it was nice meeting you, Jennifer.

Yeah. Bye. Bye.

Oh, no, not again!

Hey, Ma!

Ma! Ray!

Could you please let us in?

Are they always like that?

Hey, don't go cracking on my girls. They're a little goofy, but they're

homies.

where they get it from dad

you

got the key right uh

well wait till tyreek and jordan hear about this