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No lie, Tyreek.

WC is here? In Detroit?

This Friday night, in person, at Club Infinity.

Man, we are so there. Wait, wait, hold up, y 'all. Um, Club Infinity is a 21

over club.

Though... Look, Tamera, I want to see Dubs see in person, but I am not going

get in trouble because of it. Now, Tia, look, going to an over 21 club isn't

trouble trouble.

It's just... trouble.

Yeah, well, the real trouble is getting into Club Infinity at all.

Ladies, will you relax?

Crashing a club is all about attitude. You just have to act like you own the

joint.

Meaning?

Meaning, Tia, I've got 19 years of experience to your 17.

Allow me to demonstrate how to walk the walk.

Okay, go ahead.

Hey, dog, what's up with your legs?

Tariq is showing us how to walk the walk. Yeah, he said, you know, it'll

get into Club Infinity.

Well, if that's the walk, I don't want to hear the talk.

Oh,

you got jokes.

It's too bad jokes won't get you into the club.

Neither will walking like a peg -legged chicken.

Now, check it. I'm not trying to sneak into any club that won't let me in

because I'm underage. Then don't go. You see, because the club people think that

by putting a 21 and over tag on the place, those of us who are underage will

want to go even more. Now, that's whack. I'm not even going to try and do it,

you know?

Not even to see WC live?

Don't see?

Don't see.

So is that walk -in door? Excuse me.

Watch. It's all with the bop in the back.

Bob them back. And then you got to point. That's the most. You got to

You got to point like you know somebody.

Give them a point and just keep with the bobbing. Bob them.

Gotta feel a thrill for me, like you got to do what's right for you.

I don't feel like dealing with this today.

What? That.

Oh, Mom, they probably won't even notice us.

Tia, please, look at me. How could they not say something?

Now, when they start telling me how fine I am and everything, I just want you to

nod politely and keep walking.

Remember, nod and walk.

Yo, sexy, can I help you with your bags?

No diggity. I don't want a bag of this.

Excuse me, baby.

Can I talk to you for a minute?

I don't think so. We're in a hurry.

All due, ma 'am. I was talking to the honeys behind you.

There are no honeys behind.

What?

My babies?

You sick little pervert.

Calm down, moms.

Moms! Hold up now, lady. We sorry, okay?

Oh, you sorry, all right.

Hitting on children.

Lisa, can we please go to the car now?

Yeah, can y 'all please go to the car?

We'll go to the car when I say we go to the car.

Hi, girl. Hi, Lisa.

Yeah, whatever.

What's wrong with her?

We ran into some construction workers.

Oh, and they hit on her.

Not exactly.

Don't be talking about me like I'm not even here. If you got something to ask

me, just ask me to my face.

Okay, Lisa, what's wrong?

None of your business, you nosy man.

Why don't I go to the kitchen with Aaron?

Who's Aaron?

Some man.

Yes, more specifically, he's a computer consultant I hired who can't consult

without me.

I cannot get over the nerve of those hard hats. All our taxpayer dollars

wasted on those loudmouth pot -bellied jerks.

Well, actually, Lisa, they were in pretty good shape.

Come on, Tamara, let's go meet the computer guy.

Aaron Page, this is my daughter Tamara and Lisa's daughter Tia. Hi. Hi.

we met before. Doesn't your brother Malcolm go to Roosevelt?

Yeah, so did I.

Old lady Carmichael is the person who inspired me to get into computers.

But she teaches English lit.

I know, and the way she taught it inspired me to get into computers.

Oh, yeah.

Right now, we're downloading our database so our software will be

Isn't that right, Aaron?

Well, no, not really, Ray.

But we are downloading database, aren't we?

No.

Aren't we doing something with data?

Yes, we are doing something.

See, I knew it.

Hey, Dad, can Aaron upgrade my desktop? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, mine too.

I've been wanting to add 32 megs of RAM. That would be so chill. Yeah. More

megs, that would be chill, yes.

No problem, no problem.

I have another appointment in about half an hour.

But pop off your cables. I'll take your CPUs with me.

Oh, you're the bomb. Thank you.

Sounds good. Look, while they're going to get the CPUs, I'll go get the

computers.

Yeah, you do that, Ray.

Sorry. I can see I'm in your way. I'll just power down and split.

Oh, don't you think you want to save your file, back it up on a floppy, in

you crash on shutdown?

Oh, you're right.

So you know a thing or two about computers, huh?

Pretty surprising for an old woman like me, huh?

Well, I don't see an old woman. I just see a pretty face.

Maybe we should start over.

I'm Lisa.

Hi, Lisa. I'm Aaron.

And I never forget a beautiful woman. Are you sure we've never met before?

You know, before this afternoon, I would have thought you were flirting with me.

Oh, but I am. I guess I'm just not doing you very well.

Oh, no, you're doing fine for somebody who hasn't been around too long.

So exactly how long have you been around?

I'm 26.

But, hey, to me, you know, age ain't nothing but a number.

That's an interesting philosophy.

Tell me more.

Well, I could talk to you for hours if you'd just give me your phone number.

I don't go around giving out my phone number to strange men.

Oh.

But you don't seem that strange.

5550126, that's my home and my office.

You might want to get a pencil, though.

5550102, and my page is 5550180.

You want my fax? Hey.

And remember, when we get to Club Infinity, it's all about the two, okay?

And if the peg -legged chicken walk doesn't work, I've got IDs.

Wait, hold up, you guys. I am not down with fake IDs.

These people aren't fake. They're my cousins.

Uh, Jordan, shouldn't my ID look like Tia's?

What's your point?

We're twins.

Just don't stand together.

Jordan, my guy has hair.

And it's great. So?

I have dreads. We will not need these whack IDs. I told you I would get us in

the club infinity.

Well, however we get in, we're going to be damned.

Mom!

Ray!

I thought you guys were going to the movies.

We are.

The soundtrack to the movie.

Makes you want to change. Yeah, yeah.

I thought you were going to see Amistad.

We are.

You see, jamming is now slang for crying.

Yeah, yeah, they changed it last week. Yeah, and we better leave so we won't be

late. All right. Bye. Bye.

That still does mean you're leaving, right?

Yeah, we outie.

Have fun, but not too much.

Kids, I'm so glad I'm not young anymore. Aren't you?

Wait, what the hell are you talking about?

Most days, I don't feel any different than I did when I was in my 20s. So

to say what's young and what's old?

That would be me. I'm old and proud of it.

Whatever, Grady.

Isn't it about time for your Matlock marathon?

I don't watch Matlock.

I watch Diagnosis Murder.

Maybe I'll take a nice hot bath, have some hot tea, and...

Read a new book. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good, good.

Don't you worry about keeping me company, because I'm going straight to

Good idea, because you look a little worn out, too.

I got your worn out.

that lisa oh yeah yeah yeah yeah oh now i know what you're thinking but i am not

worried about our age difference well maybe a little at first but i say you're

as young as you're feeling right now i'm feeling oh that's cool but what i was

gonna say is you sure you want to go wearing slippers oh yeah

now that's better those look

like dancing shoes oh we're going dancing oh Hottest spot in town. Club

Infinity.

Party over here. Ain't nothing over there.

Man, looks like they checking ID.

Better get yours out, Cousin Glenda. Don't sweat it. That's my girl, Desiree.

Your girl?

No, no, no, no, no, no.

She's my girl in the hookup way, Tia. The hookup way.

Let me do all the talking. Watch me work.

Desiree, how you doing?

What's up, Ray?

Hey, you think you can hook me and my friends up?

And you know it.

Just show me some IDs.

IDs? Uh -huh.

Okay. Yeah, no, no, no. Sure, sure, sure. No problem. Excuse me.

Rasheed.

Rasheed! Rasheed, let me go.

Maybe I can be of some assistance.

Here's my ID.

What happened to your dreads, Rasheed?

They fell out.

I don't think so. No, no, no, it happens. He can tell you. It happens all

time.

It's the heretics, everything. Bro, why you got to step up like that?

I'm sorry.

It looks like it's not going to happen. Well, who's up for homicide?

You see these brand new shoes?

They walking into that club.

Excuse me.

Good crowd tonight? Yeah, because the other over 21 club was dead.

walk right past me.

Glenda.

You see how simple that was?

You kidding, right?

I say we just find the table, okay?

Let's do this. Oh, we'll be right back. Okay.

Hey, Camara.

Camara?

Hey, excuse me, sir.

Have you seen a girl who looks exactly like me?

Tamira? Tia? Tamira? Tia?

Tia?

Whoa, my drooplet.

Oh, physical droopleting?

Let's keep on moving.

Look, it's much safer here.

Well, look who's here.

My honey's from the street.

Your crazy mama isn't here, is she?

No, but our big crazy boyfriends are.

about you.

Oh, excuse me. Could you hold the table for me?

All right.

Hey,

wait. Hey,

hey, hey, man. Did you find anything?

Yeah, I found out the over 21 crowd can be cold.

Let's find the girls.

Hey, Tia, Tamara.

Did you guys find the table? You know what?

We don't really need a table. Yeah, yeah, we're going to be partners as soon

Dove C comes out anyway.

You didn't find a table.

Yeah, but it's at the pizza down the street.

Ladies and gentlemen, here's the group you've all been looking for. Put your

hands together and show your love for Dolby!

We'll be right back.

Oh, Eric.

That was an exciting ride.

Oh, I'm sorry about all the bumps.

Oh, no, that was the best part.

I haven't ridden on the back of a motorcycle since I was... Boy, that was

Should I get us a table? Oh, table by foot. I came here to dance. Let's get

groove on.

We'll be right

back.

I quit. Ain't no rapper. Do we try to make money? Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Chapter 5, Nirvana.

The night was still, and nothing could break her silence.

What the... Lisa?

Oh, God, Tigger!

Oh! I must have beat him.

Lisa, oh!

Lisa, you sure you never drove a motorcycle before? I didn't know my bike

do a two -mile wheelie.

Well, it was either that or... Stop at the red light.

What are you doing here?

I was just bringing Lisa home from our date.

Actually, she brought me.

You two went on a date?

Oh, never mind that. Never mind that. They're here.

I thought you were in a bit. I've been tiptoeing around here all night.

Well, I lied, okay? There's a lot of that going around.

Tina, come here right now. Now, you're in enough trouble as it is, so get on in

this house.

Don't y 'all even think about kissing those boys.

Dad, don't question her. You're making it worse.

Ray, you won't believe where I ran into them.

On the back of your chopper?

Can you just get past that?

They were at the Club Infinity.

You're kidding.

I wish I were. They always get my groove on with Aaron, then I bump into Thelma

and Louise with their little knucklehead boyfriends.

Getting your groove on with Aaron?

Don't change the subject.

Here's your invoice, Ray.

Thanks, son.

Can we just not...

Now, this isn't about me. It's about them.

Now, I belong in that club. I'm way over 21.

You can forget that way over.

I'm so disappointed in you.

You lied to me so you could go to some club.

You should be so ashamed.

I am, okay? Now, what about them?

I was talking to them.

Mom, Ray, we were wrong to lie to you guys.

But we only wanted to see WC in person.

Yeah, and we didn't do anything.

Well, wanting to see a band is no excuse for breaking the law. You had no

business being in that club.

I mean, you have plenty of time to grow up. You don't want to live your life so

fast. I know, that's right.

Oh, you tell him, Aaron.

Well, I was talking about us, Lisa.

I don't think it's going to work out.

What? No, no, no.

It's not you.

It's me. You got it going on and all, but if this is a typical night for you,

don't know if I can keep up.

I'm sorry, Lisa.

Oh, I understand, Aaron.

You're not the first man I ran into the ground.

You won't be the last.

Well, I hope you've learned your lesson.

Yeah, I gotta find a man who can keep up with me.

He was talking to us.

The computer sultan.

He's a sultan of souls.

He's a sultan.

Of Bernard.