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Now for our next question.

In the Old Testament, what monument was constructed to reach directly to heaven?

Tower of Babel.

Tower of Babel!

That's correct!

Now for our next question. What is the name of America's first written

constitution? The Mayflower Compact.

Mayflower Compact?

Right again!

Teal, you are a human answering machine.

Man, I love this show! We should be on it!

Oh, come on, Tamir. Slime Party is just this lame little game show.

Trinidad and Tobago.

Oh, I'm sorry. The correct answer is Trinidad and Tobago.

I knew Trinidad and Tobago.

Oh, I love this show. I bet Daryl Haver would notice me if I was on TV.

Well, Tamara, he didn't notice you when you accidentally tripped at school, fell

in front of him, and held on to his legs.

Sure he did. He said, girl, what's wrong with you? Get away from me.

He's so gorgeous.

He's a senior.

Seniors don't watch TV?

Man, we've got to get on this show.

Tamara, the show's there, and we're here.

So get over it. Hey, guys, next week's line party is pulling into America's

Motor City, Detroit.

Okay, but they're not going to pick us.

for teenagers just like you.

Okay, okay, okay, but they're still not going to pick us.

And we're looking for twins.

They're going to pick us.

I love this show.

I ain't ever gonna let you go.

Come on.

Come on, Tamara.

Would you sit down and relax?

I can't relax to you. Getting on the show is way too important.

Oh, here comes why.

Is my part straight? See any split ends? Anything in my teeth?

Hi, Daryl.

Oh, hi.

Tamara. Right, Tamara.

Saturday at 8?

Why? Because I'm going to be on Slime Party.

Well, I might.

And I want you to watch.

Well, I guess I could flip back and forth between you and wrestling.

Oh, you won't have to.

I can get you in to see the show.

You're wrong.

Well, I could.

So, what do you say?

Whatever. Oh.

Whatever.

Whoa. That is a big step up from get away from me. Now, we've got to get...

I know you're gonna nail every single question. And I got your back, just in

case they get into my area of expertise.

Well, uh, thanks, Tamara, but I don't think they're gonna ask Coolio's

color, Coolio's favorite soup, or Coolio's favorite day of the week.

Orange, cream of broccoli, and Thursday.

See? I'm a Cooliologist. I got a dangerous mind.

Hey, ladies.

Twin interview start yet?

Roger, what are you up to?

Say hello to my twin brother, Dodger.

We discovered each other in the mall.

Hey, that's our story.

Oh, like it couldn't happen twice.

Roger, you're never going to pull this off.

Oh, yeah? Watch this.

Yo, Dodger, what is the value of pi to the fifth decimal?

3 .14159.

Exactly, bro.

Nice try, guys.

Hey, you're once, twice, two times a loser.

Excuse me, Hank.

I'm Roger and this is Dodger. I hear you're looking for twins.

I am. Go home, Roger.

I think it's an outrage banning adults from a slime party audience like that.

can't be legal.

Be there.

I know what. I'll wear some of those hip -hoppy clothes.

I can look 18.

Yeah, and doggy.

Look, the girls don't want us hovering all over them on their big day anyhow.

So stop being such a baby. I am not being a baby. I just want to go.

You guys, Tia was great. She aced the practice round.

Oh, come on, Tamir. Anyone could have worn out the answer buzzer.

Twice!

We're so happy for you girls.

Aren't we, Ray?

Yeah, happy, see?

Oh, Mom, Mom. You'll never guess who we're playing again.

The Olsen twins from Pool House. And I finally get to meet real -life

celebrities.

Whoa.

Sure is exciting.

You know, nothing like seeing real -life celebrities in real life.

Think you can score an extra ticket?

Oh, I already did.

Really? Yeah, and I gave it to Daryl.

He said if the Pistons have a 30 -point lead by the fourth quarter, he might

even show up.

He's really starting to like me.

Oh, baby, give it up now. You're not getting in. Just stay home and watch the

show with me.

Tamara's going to be all excited and everything. She's going to need her

What she needs is for you to leave her be.

Ray Tamera is growing up. She's got her own life. Now, you should get one, too.

Your whole life revolves around that girl. You need a few buddies.

I've got buddies. Lots of buddies.

Well, uh, Tia and I have become very chummy in the last four years.

Someone your own age.

Well, that's, uh, there's my buddy Steve next door.

He moved to Belgium last year.

Well, how about Bob at dispatch at work?

He dead.

I've got buddies, bub. Believe me, I've got buddies, plenty of buddies.

Hey, buddy, good to see you.

I love this guy.

You know, we should get together more often, buddy.

Well, I'm here every day around this time.

Don't you love him? No, I'm talking about maybe go bowling, go fishing, play

cards. Tell you what, I'm going to check my date book. I'm sure I can squeeze

you in, buddy.

Oh, be his buddy. Please be his buddy.

Well, I guess it won't kill me. Oh, good.

Because once his daughter leaves home, I'm going to be the only buddy he's got

around here. And trust me, we are not going there.

This is so cool.

We made it to slime party.

Oh, my gosh. I see Daryl. He actually came.

How's my lipstick? Too much? Too little? Too red?

Hi, Daryl.

Daryl, calm down.

You're bouncing off these walls like a ball of nutty putty. Just relax.

I'm relaxed. I'm calm. I'm... Oh, my God!

It's him!

You're the Olsen twins!

You got it, dude.

Hey, I'm Tia, and this is my sister, Tamara.

Oh, let me guess, let me guess, let me guess.

You're Mary -Kate, and you're Ashley.

Uh, no.

Well, you would be if you changed places.

for my sister. She's just a little overexcited. No, that's okay.

We're gonna beat their little twin butts.

Now, come on, Tamera. You have got to chill.

I'm sorry. I'm just not used to meeting famous people.

Oh, they're even cuter in person, aren't they?

Yeah, nice suit. Yeah.

We're gonna beat their little twin butt.

What are you doing?

Lethal. My little girl's gonna be on television.

I wanna get it on tape.

Just in case the VCR breaks, I got it on backup.

What if there's a power fade?

You're right. I got to get down there. Ray, Ray, Ray, sit down.

I'm just joking.

Everything's going to be just fine.

Hey, Lisa, how you doing?

How's it going, Ray?

Oh, honey, what are you doing here? We were supposed to get together.

Yeah, well, that's the 17th.

Today's the 17th. Come on in, guys.

I invited a few other buddies.

I met him at Gambler's Anonymous. Come on, guys, let's play poker.

Uh, guys, uh, uh, Mel, look, this is a little awkward, but I'm kind of busy

here. Hey, this is why you have no buddies. Let them stay. You can still

one eye on the TV.

Did I miss anything?

Power went out of my house.

What?

Oh, our TV's okay.

Thank goodness.

Why? What are we watching?

Oh, very exciting game.

Pistons of the Red Wings.

Coming up next, it's slime party.

One minute to air, people.

Samara, you okay?

Sure, sure. Why do you ask?

Because you're cutting the circulation to my hand and I kind of need it for the

buzzer.

I'm sorry.

I'm just a little nervous. Do I look okay? Do these pants make my butt look

chunky?

all the questions and you just stand here and smile for Daryl.

I can do that.

Thanks, Tia.

Well, girls, this is it.

You're not nervous, are you?

Nervous? Hello.

I'm the one who aced the practice rounds, remember?

Yeah, you can't rattle her, Hank. She's a quiz whiz, so bring it on.

Pretty confident, huh?

Yeah. You might want to hold on to that because you see that little red light

there? Yeah, yeah. Well, when it goes on, over 15 million people... are going

be watching you live.

You have a good show, babe.

Hey, everybody, there's a party in the house. What kind of party?

Slime party!

Hey, I'm Hank Braddon, and we're coming to you live from Detroit, where it's

Twin Week on Slime Party. Tonight, local twins Tia Landry and Tamera Campbell

take on our special celebrity guest twins. You love them as TVs, Michelle.

How about a big hand for Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen?

and T -T -T -Up. Here are the rules for this round.

Each question is worth 10 points.

First team to 30 points wins this round.

And someone on the losing team gets... Slime!

I don't want to get slimed. I got a guy out there. Wake up!

Okay, first question. What is the chemical symbol for water?

H2O. That's right!

The 10 points.

Next question.

Who is the father...

of frozen foods.

Lance Birdseye! Very good, Mary Kate!

You get 120 points.

How the heck did they get so smart?

When I was 10, I could barely write my name. Do you snap out of it?

In the year 1836, the fight for Texas independence was identified by what

battle cry?

You know what that music means.

Poor Tamara's going to have to pay for her sister's mistakes.

Pay?

So soon?

Maybe I could just run a tab.

Oh, I'm sorry, but I'll tell you what I can do. How about I get you a nice, cool

glass of juice?

Oh, that'll be great, Hank.

You hold this.

Come on, now, you don't mind squeezing your own, do you?

I guess not.

Now, see, the oranges come out there.

All you have to do is grab them and fill up your glass.

What's the catch, Hank?

You can't use your head!

die to me would have been whooped those little Olsen girls by now.

Hey, what's with this Hank Weasel? It's like he enjoys embarrassing my little

girl. Yo, Hank, what do you think I come down and put some sprinkles where the

moon don't shine?

Tamir, your sister doesn't seem to know much of anything.

She got to be letting you down big time.

Who you telling?

What a sweet idea.

Now, too bad it's against the rules.

But wasn't that nice? A Mary -Kate and Ashley audience?

So now, let's move on to the stickiest, ickiest, gonna make you sickiest part of

our show. The banana split bonus round.

Ready, girl?

Tia, pay attention!

Answer some questions, can't you?

Now, my child is doing just fine. She's just warming up. So back off!

A straight line which bisects a circle is called...

I know what you're going to say.

Love your sister no matter what because nothing's more important than family,

right?

Well, actually, that wasn't the advice we were going for.

Well, then what were you going to tell us?

When you hit the buzzer, try to answer the question.

Don't just stand there like a boob.

Because you're going to keep slamming her.

Don't you get it?

Let's go throw them in the pudding.

Oh, Tamira.

Look, we shouldn't be fighting.

I know how important this was to you, and I'm sorry I let you down.

Oh, dear.

I kind of let you down, too.

I mean, you're really nervous out there, and I didn't say anything to help.

Of course, my lungs were filling up with tapioca at the time.

Two minutes, everyone.

Um, listen, tell you what.

This round, you take the buzzer, and I'll take the beating.

You do that for me?

Sure, it's the least I can do.

I mean, it was my fault you got humiliated in front of Daryl.

Daryl. Guess I'll never see him again.

You know what they say, guys don't make passes at girls in Malacca.

I'm sorry, Tamara.

I'll go change, okay?

Hey,

Tamara!

I just stuck back here to tell you, you look really stupid out there.

You noticed, huh?

Man, you have got a good sense of humor, girl. I like that.

I mean, most girls I know are too hung up on their looks to swan dive into

dessert.

Oh, really?

Yeah. Well, not this gal.

Looks don't matter to me. I mean, I get dressed in the dark. What do I care? I'm

a lot.

You are too crazy. You are too funny. Would you, uh, I don't know, maybe like

go out with me sometime?

Sure. You ready?

Don't you have to finish your show first?

I was kidding.

It's a humor.

I'll walk you to your seat.

What's that about?

It's a pudding in my shoes.

Lime Party will be right back.

Roger, you're not deserting us, too.

Watching this show is making me hungry. Who wants pudding?

We can eat at a time like this.

Yeah, make my butterscotch.

You got it.

Ray, it is so hard watching our children take such a beating.

Yes, it is, but it's good to have a buddy at a time like this.

What buddy? Oh, your buddy's Bolton.

Well, not all of them.

Oh,

all right.

I guess I kind of do like that we're friends.

Say, buddy, can I have $100?

No. I knew this friendship wouldn't last.

Welcome back. I think he and Tamera have switched places. I don't think it's

going to help, do you?

No!

Ready, girl?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's just get this over with, Hank.

Okay, it's time for our final round where each correct answer is worth 25

points. But don't get your hopes up. You probably don't know anything about this

category either. Coolio!

Coolio's dog's name is... Burn it!

F -E -R -N -I -X!

And he's a German Shepherd, hey?

Right he did.

Coolio ties a flawless Windsor knot and collects shake -em -up snow globes.

Thanks, but I didn't ask.

Well, that means our game is over, and I know it's hard to believe.

to figure out somebody is about to get slimed.

Think he's really going to slime us?

Us? You're the one in the slime suit.

Just love watching celebrities get slimed.

us a time like this.