All language subtitles for Sister Sister s03e10 Thanksgiving in Hawaii 2

We're going to Hawaii!

Well, aloha then!

Last time on Sister Sister.

Tamara, you told Roger we were going to
Hawaii, right?

Yeah, I had Tia call. Oh, good.

Tia, you told Roger we were leaving for
Hawaii, right?

Oh yeah, Mom told him. Good.

Ma, you called Roger and told him we
were going to Hawaii, right? Ray called.

Good.

Say, Ray, you told Roger you were coming
with us to Hawaii, right? Yeah, it's

all taken care of.

I think something is terribly wrong.

Where did you get that piece of sacred
lava?

You've disturbed the evil spirits.

That's mooka mooka taboo.

If you don't put that rock back exactly
where you found it, you'll have

unlimited bad luck.

Oh, I don't believe that, Huey. Is this
a lady -lady -lady talk?

Darren! Ray!

Tanya? Gosh, it's pretty weird. I
mean...

Mom's ex -boyfriend and your dad's ex
-girlfriend showing up? We're not in

Hawaii. We're in the middle of Melrose
Place.

Let them fight it out.

We gotta start having that fun our
friends at home are jealous about us

Okay, so what are we gonna do?

Easy! Get up early, go to the beach, and
cruise around with Barney and Baldwin.

What are you doing here, Smitty?

I knew these guys were out of town, so I
thought I'd bed down in the backyard.

Well, you're welcome to stay here with
me.

Just for the day. Then I gotta be moving
on.

It's Thanksgiving.

And Mr. Campbell here, he say my door is
always open.

Great! Hey, Art, Howard, come on in.

Hey, Crystal.

Hi, Tiffany.

You righteous babes, sir?

No, we can learn.

You righteous babes ready?

Yeah, sure.

We're the righteous babes he's talking
to. Yeah, we're ready. All right, let's

go. They totally shined us on.

We simply have to get them to pay
attention to us.

How?

You know, Tamir, this is really stupid.

Pretending that we're stranded so some
guides can come rescue us? Tamir, are

crazy? How will we get back?

We're falling above the surface.

Thank you.

can eat just three M &Ms.

You gotta gobble down the whole bag.

I'm sorry, it's all I have.

Here.

There's an M and a half for you and an M
and a half for me.

Thanks. Tamir, it might help, I mean, if
you eat them slowly. I mean, just

imagine that it's...

Skinny fries.

You

know,

it's silly for us to fight and carry on
like we have been. After all, we're

friends.

Yeah, we're stuck here together, so we
might as well make the best of it.

You're right.

Ray, you always make so much sense.

Why is it? He's the only one making all
the sense.

She didn't mean anything by it,
Terrence. Oh, talk about your tag teams.

What are you getting through your head?
There's nothing going on between Tanya

and me. It's over.

In fact, I came here to forget about
her.

I can vouch for that. Now, the man was
right.

You were right?

I'm so sorry.

Oh, it's okay. These things happen.

Hey, hey, hey!

The man is hurting.

Terrence wouldn't understand that.

When I broke up with him, he went out
and got two other chicks. Not one, but

two! Two!

All right, all right. Well, that was
true, Lisa. You know, but I was

you know? I was just trying to hide my
pain.

Really? Oh, Terrence. I get it. You're
trying to make me feel sorry

for Ray so you can flip!

You are one paranoid woman.

Now, that's kind of harsh, Lisa.

Thank you, Ray. You're so tender.

Oh, Ray, are you trying to show me up?
Because I can be tender, too, you know.

Here we go again.

Why is it every time I start talking,
you say, here we go again?

Oh, here we go again.

We're back to square one. Look, let's
not get along, okay? But at least let's

try and make this a pleasant holiday for
the girls.

Especially Tia. Now, you know how
important this is to her.

Let me go wake them up.

That's a good idea. I think I'll take
them down to the beach and teach them

to sail or something.

Oh, they're gone.

Your incessant arguing has chased them
off.

Well, how do you know it was that?

They left a note.

Your incessant arguing has chased us
off.

See? You see what you guys have done?

Oh, what do you mean, you guys?

Here we go again. Oh, here we go again?
What's the here we go again?

Look, hold it. Let's go find the girls
and apologize.

And Lisa, get rid of that rock.

Later for that rock.

before my eyes.

Now, wait a minute. That was your life.
I never flunked a class or had an idea

as dumb as this one.

This could be worse.

How? Name one thing that can be worse
than being stranded in the Pacific Ocean

with having nothing to eat or drink.

I could be home having Thanksgiving
dinner with Roger.

Okay, you're right. That's worse.

No.

I was wrong.

This is even worse than Roger.

Good morning, sleepyhead. Happy
Thanksgiving.

Wow, Middy, what are you doing?

Earning my keep, young bones, by cooking
up this sumptuous repath.

Hey, I thought we were going to have
sumptuous turkey.

Repath means meal, you clod.

Wow, closest I thought I'd come to a
Thanksgiving dinner with some turkey

Just kick back and relax there, young
time. It'll be a while.

Okay. Hey, the Twilight Zone marathon is
on. Before you go in there, things

ain't as bad as they look.

Did you guys break something?

Because if you did, I'm going to be in
big trouble.

Hey, where's the TV?

Hey, where's everything?

Look at it this way, kid. At least
nothing's broken.

Man, this is terrible.

This was Mr. Campbell's stuff.

And I'm missing the Twilight Zone
marathon.

The thing is, when we woke up,
everything was gone.

We didn't hear a thing.

There must have been some very quiet
burglars. And thoughtful.

I mean, they must have lifted me off the
couch while I was sleeping and put me

on the floor.

Maybe it was one of those space alien
jobs.

Will you shut up and take your
medication?

Should I call the police or the Air
Force?

You better think through calling the
authorities, short stuff.

I mean, how will you explain your
presence here?

Staying here in this house all by
yourself while the owner's on vacation?

More importantly, how will you explain
our presence here?

Yeah. What did I tell Mr. Campbell?

For all I know, that furniture was hair
loom.

But we'll scour the neighborhood and
look for it. But first, we got a turkey

base. Well, who needs to watch the
Twilight Zone?

I'm in it.

Yeah.

Remember last spring when we bought
those identical pair of Doc Martin boots

your left one had a hole in it?

Well...

I switched mine with yours.

You did?

Yeah.

And remember that day you wrapped some
from school?

You won the student of the year award
and I accepted it.

Well, then where's my trophy?

I traded it in for a combo plate at
Senior Taco.

ask you if you can go with him to the
reindeer rave with him next month well i

talked him into asking me well seeing as
how we may not make it to the reindeer

rave i guess i can't be too mad oh
thanks now it's your

turn i don't have anything to confess
nothing at all no

well i guess i'll continue well remember
your hamster

I don't see them. Oh, they probably ran
away. I wouldn't blame them.

I'd blame myself.

Well, make you feel any better. I'd
blame yourself, too.

I was just being polite.

Guys, let's just find them. Why don't we
split up? Yeah.

Tanya and I will go this way.

I'll meet you back here in 15 minutes.

Look, have you seen a couple twin girls?

Uh, maybe. What'd they look like? Well,
like each other.

You probably mean Tia and Tamara.

Yeah, they're really cool and friendly.

What do you mean, friendly?

Oh, they waved to us from their boat.

From their... They rented a boat?

Can you describe it?

Oh, yeah.

It was awesome.

Could you be more specific?

It was totally awesome.

Listen, Phoebus, if you don't give me
some answers right now, I'm gonna shake

that little tan right over my nose.

We waved back till we couldn't see them
anymore.

They must be some pretty awesome sailor
chicks.

They could be stranded out there. Maybe
they were waving by help.

Oh, it's possible, bro.

Waving because you're about to die and,
like, waving to say hello kind of looks

similar from a distance.

We've got to rent a boat. We've got to
find him. Now, Reagan, you sail.

Can I sail? Can I bail?

We'd better get a motorboat.

Camille, we can't seem to get closer to
shore. I mean, the current keeps pulling

us back.

We're going to have to swim for it.

big ocean.

64 ,000 square miles.

Thank you, Ferdinand Magellan.

Hey, look, there's their boat.

How do you know?

Well, Gus only has two boats. This is
Gus one, and that's Gus two.

See, it says it on the side.

Oh, my God, that's their boat.

Yeah, don't panic. They probably swam to
shore. Well, look, let's head for the

shore. Yeah, let me get this started. I
got to... All right, stand back. Ready?

Could you put that rock back?

Oops.

Hello?

Hey, where is everybody?

Maybe they went to lie on the beach and
argue.

No, they're probably frantically looking
for us. You know, maybe we should go

and try to find them. Nah, sooner or
later they'll give us up for dead and

back here.

Better do something great to chill them
out, because when they find out we're

alive, they'll be wigging.

Man, if only we were dead, we'd be home
free.

Hey, I got it.

Let's cook up a Thanksgiving dinner. I
mean, there's got to be some stuff here

to fix.

Gee, will you give up on that? I'm
exhausted.

Why don't we just go to a restaurant or
something?

Oh, here you two are.

So, God, where are our parents? Oh,
they're out in the boat looking for you.

boy, they're going to be mad.

I can go out and flag them down.

The ocean can be a mean mistress if she
wants to be.

Well, don't just stand there, Tia.

Find something edible and stuff it. Hey,
look,

there's some people on shore.

Maybe they can help us.

you might like a poo -poo platter.

How are you floating like that?

Well, the native Hawaiians have a saying
for this particular phenomena.

It's a... What does that mean?

It means the water is only two feet deep
here.

Two feet deep?

Yeah, I guess you didn't know that.

Mainlander mistake.

Oh, come on. We got to save our poor
little girl. Oh, you don't have to worry

about them. They're safe back at the
condo.

What? We got to strangle our poor little
girl.

I guess you're pretty upset about all
the stuff being missing, huh, kid?

Yeah, probably ruins your Thanksgiving.

Well, now you know how all the have
-nots live.

Why do you two dimwits want to taunt the
boy?

Oh, it's okay, Schmitty. I can take it.
I know what they mean.

With all the stuff being missing, it
doesn't ruin Thanksgiving.

It doesn't?

No, but when Mr. Campbell finds out,
it's going to ruin his Christmas and New

Year's.

I guess I'm really in big trouble.

Tough break, kid.

So what Mr. Campbell's gonna strangle
me?

At least I got a roof over my head and a
family.

My family gets on my nerves, but at
least I got one.

Yeah, and at least for today, we've got
a family too.

You know, before you guys got here, I
expected to be all alone.

But I got you guys with me.

This is a really great Thanksgiving.

In fact, don't say it, kid.

This is about the best Thanksgiving
ever.

Doggone it!

I knew you were going to say that. I
knew he was going to say that.

He... He talked me into it. Oh, no, it
was both of our ideas.

No, no, you had the idea first. I just
went along with it. Why don't we skip to

the end?

We told the stuff. Oh.

You mean it wasn't space aliens?

You really believe that?

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Why would life forms of superior
intelligence just want a TV?

I'm embarrassed.

The boy graciously opens up another
man's house to us.

And this is how you treat him?

Can you idiots get this stuff back?

Yeah, I parked on a stolen truck down
the street and let somebody stole it.

Well, if you guys bring it back, we can
pretend like this never happened. I'd

take the boy up on that offer.

Right away.

You know...

This really is the best Thanksgiving
ever.

This looks wonderful.

You know, Tamir, this is going to be a
really nice traditional Thanksgiving

dinner. Even if the main dish isn't a
big turkey but a stack of spam?

We should be mad with you, but I want a
drumstick.

Good luck.

Let's just forget everything that
happened. It's Thanksgiving.

Yes, saved by a national holiday.

Come on, Tanya Tarrant. There's plenty
of cheese nips and coconut syrup for

everybody. Cheese nips.

What, you didn't have enough of those
poo -poos?

You guys just have a mellicahan at
Thanksgiving. That means a nice one and

I'll just go out into the driving rain.

Gus, don't go.

Join us. Well, thank you very much.

It's been years since I had a mainland
Thanksgiving with my family back at

Amboy.

Gus, as our guest, would you mind
slicing the first piece of spam?

I wonder.

In my words, are you such an honor?

Not really, but try to guess we're
starving.

You know, in spite of everything that's
happened, this is just the... the kind

of Thanksgiving I've been dreaming of.

Surrounded by family and friends.

Oh, and a condo manager.

Yeah,

and who says that stupid rock was bad
luck in life?

At least I'm sorry I made such a big
deal about that dumb rock.

Don't worry about it. I mean, after all,
it was just silly superstition.

It's turned the rental car right side
up.

Well,

I got up this morning, and I put that
rock back exactly where I found it.

Good. Then things should go smoothly
from now on.

Well, guys, I guess this is the big
aloha, huh?

Well, thanks for everything, Gus. If
you're ever in Detroit, feel free to

it up.

Oh, Ray, I hope that is not an empty...
gesture, you see, because I usually

spend my vacations just down the road
there in Cincinnati.

Oh, Ray, thank you.

What an adventure.

I think we have enough stories to keep
our friends entertained till late

springtime.

It'll be good getting home. The sooner I
get off this plane, the better.

Lucy, you're not still afraid of flying,
huh?

Exactly how many flights did you guys go
on?

What difference does that make? It makes
a lot of difference.

Sorry.

Here we go again.

Hey, buddy, look what I'm bringing back
to the missus from Hawaii.

Real authentic lava rock.

How was your trip?

Roger, don't tell me. You've been
staying here all by yourself?

Yeah.

Oh, oh, Roger, honey, we're so sorry.

Well, nothing better be missing from my
room.

Don't worry, everything's fine.

It was real quiet.

Well, it's the last of the kids.

Well, I better get going.