All language subtitles for Sister Sister s03e03 The Tutor

Mir, I've got great news. Me too. What's
your news? I signed up to be a tutor.

I'll get extra credit and it'll help me
earn points toward the student abroad

program. You think that's good? I put
money in the vending machine and I got

extra bag of chips.

Hey! Hey,

there's that new guy, L .J. Lamar. Is he
hot or what?

Hi, L .J.

I'm Roger, jock guy.

What team do you play on?

No, I'm not a jock.

I'm the jock guy.

I hand them out.

Equipment manager.

He's only been here for a week, and he's
already captain of the football team.

He doesn't even know you exist.

I know, but I'm going to make him notice
me.

Tamir, please, not the old, gee, I
dropped my lunch move. That is so lame.

It is, huh?

Watch and learn, my sister.

Do you feel stupid?

Not really.

This is your lunch.

Do you think a woman who showed up at
our high school reunion in this dress

would just make all the other women
there just die of envy?

Class reunions. Isn't it pathetic that
some loser's gonna wear that just to

delude people into thinking she's done
something with her sad little life?

When in fact, her natural beauty alone
is enough to make those jerks eat their

hearts out.

Look, just because I'm wearing this
dress and I haven't eaten anything but

cakes and lettuce for the last two
weeks, it doesn't mean I'm trying to

a bunch of old girlfriends.

I'm sorry, Lisa. I'm trying to impress a
guy.

Right. Not just any guy, either. Right,
right. Uh -huh.

David Johnson.

Ooh.

Oh, he was cute and smart. He had a
crush on me all during high school. I

did anything about it.

You know, I think I understand.

When I was in high school, there was
this girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I show you

sit -down. This is my moment.

You know, Lisa, you don't have to make a
dress or lose weight just to impress a

man.

Really?

Oh, well, that's bad. What you need is a
limo.

You know that's a good idea?

Can you let me use one of your limos for
the night?

I own a company, Donna.

When's the reunion?

Friday night.

Consider it done.

Oh, Ray.

Oh, Ray, this is really nice of you.
Well, you know, it's because you're a,

well, you're a friend.

Yeah, well, anyway, thanks.

It's funny, isn't it, how sometimes a
terrific guy, somebody sensitive,

responsible, intelligent, can be right
up on your nose and you never even

him. You mean that David Johnson guy,
huh? No, no, I'm talking about somebody

else.

Elisa, stop right there. If you mean
what I think you mean... Howard Feeney.

Marching band.

That boy could work a sousaphone.

Who'd you think I meant?

Huh?

Mom, I've got an English test tomorrow
and I'm going to go study down at the

library. Well, what's wrong with your
room?

Tamir... doing Jim Carrey impressions
and playing hacky sack with the soda

Oh, Tia, please.

I'm okay.

Bye, Mom. Bye -bye.

Ooh, if I'm going to lose 12 pounds in
72 hours, I better go jog or something.

Tamara, aren't you and Tia's English
class?

All righty then, Dad.

Don't you have an English test tomorrow?

I think so.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure. You know, you're
right.

Don't you have to pull your grades up?

Boy, I'll say, ooh, somebody stop me.

All right, I will. Why are you watching
Goof Troop?

Because Baywatch isn't on yet. Hello?

Tamara, start studying. No TV.

All righty then.

What's up?

I'm LJ Lamar.

Coach Kelly gave me your name from the
list of tutors.

I'm supposed to set up a time with you
to help me study.

You're Tia Landry, right?

Unless there's somebody else walking
around with this face.

Great.

Because I've got one week to get my
grades up or Coach won't let me play in

first game.

So when can you start tutoring me?

Well, how about right now?

Cool.

Somebody stop me.

Okay. Now, the most important thing
about learning good study habits, LJ, is

create the proper work environment. For
an example, we need the right kind of

light to study by.

And a little music to help us
concentrate.

Studying is kind of fun.

You know, I always thought you smart
girls were, I don't know, real serious.

Yeah, that's a con -mis -con -stru
-ization.

Why don't we start by quizzing you on
some of the questions at the end of the

chapter? Cool.

Okay.

Number one.

A common rally calls the American...
Revolution was no taxation without...

Receipts?

Correct!

Okay,

um... Number two.

Compare and contrast the causes and
results of the American Revolution with

those of the French Revolution.

No clue.

What's the answer?

started when the English king placed a
tax on tea and coffee and

orange juice, pretty much all the
breakfast drinks.

And the French Revolution, however,
started when Marie Antoinette

and her husband, King Antoinette, said,
let them

eat cake.

You see the difference? Tea, cake, food,
beverages.

if I'm going to be able to keep up to
you.

Don't worry.

I'll go slow.

What's going on here?

Hello, sir. I'm L .J. Lamar. I'm here
for tutoring.

Oh, I see.

May I speak with you a minute?

Excuse us.

Honey, I didn't know you were going to
have a tutor. That's great.

How hard is it for you to, you know,
admit that you need help?

Hey, no use pretending you're something
you're not, right?

Exactly.

Well, uh, keep up the good work.

I'm doing my best, sir.

Check out Tamir and Elgin. Unbelievable.

Just a few days ago, she threw my lunch
in front of him, and he stepped on it.

Dasty on how to hook a hunk.

Hey, guys.

Have you met my tutor?

You're gonna need a tutor, man.

I hear Lindstrom's giving us a pop quiz
today.

No problem.

She taught me everything she knows about
the American Revolution.

Yeah, and it only took me ten minutes.

Wow.

Oh, you coming over to study again
tonight?

I'll bring my steak and jaguar this
time.

Cool.

I got three of them right.

Yes!

That team really helped, huh? Helped? I
got five right on the last quiz.

She's making me dumber.

What's up, LJ?

Thanks to Tia Landry, I'm not going to
be able to play this season. That's

Hey, you and LJ are looking pretty tight
there, Tamara.

Yeah, couldn't you just die, Tia? I'm
seeing the most...

Hey,

Denise, bite me.

Denise, that was harsh.

I'm sorry, Tia, but if you're going to
tutor somebody... You should take the

a little more seriously.

What are you talking about?

If LG's won history, he won't be able to
play all season.

high school whip that's gonna lie awake
tonight tormenting himself because he

let you slip away and reduce his life to
a meaningless joke.

Hooray. You sure know what to say to a
woman.

Well, I said pretty much the same thing
to Tamara when she got her first zit.

Thanks. Is the limo here yet?

The limo?

Yeah. I mean, no. I mean, any minute
now.

Oh, good.

Did you get me a stretch or a town car?

Uh, a stretch.

Of course.

You know, full bar, TV, moonroof. You
did want a moonroof. You know, a lot of

women don't like moonroofs because the
wind messes up their hair. Better cancel

that moonroof.

You forgot to order my limo, didn't you?

I feel real terrible about this.

I'm very sorry.

That's okay. Don't worry about it.

Oh, okay.

Well, I'm sure David Johnson will be
just as impressed when I pull up in

White on Ruston, white broken down 75
Eldorado.

I'm all my way through the cellophane on
the broken window side and scratch my

way and hurl myself up over... All
right, all right.

As much as I'd like to see that.

I promise you a limousine and you're
going to get one.

Hello, Todd, this is Ray.

Can you have the Regency stretch over my
house in five minutes?

Yeah, have Jimmy drive it.

Oh, yeah, that's right, he's got a
booking, yeah.

Uh, Donna, then.

Oh, uh, how about Larry?

How about you, Todd?

Come on, Todd. You're going to have
other children, and the obstetrician can

the camcorder.

Okay.

And?

And I'm Raymond, your limousine driver.

Oh, I really appreciate this, Ray.

Well, I know you do, and I want you to
know you should feel free and treat me

like you would any other chauffeur.

How's the pupil?

Lousy. Well, you know, she had so much
potential.

Everybody, touch up!

Hi, L .J., come on in.

Look, I know you must be upset right
now, but I talked to your history

and he said if you get a C on your test
tomorrow, you'll be able to pull up your

grade enough to play.

So far, I've gotten F -minus, Tia.

Am I ever going to get a C?

Hey, if anybody can pull this off, it's
Tia Lamb.

Let them play it.

Hi, Tia.

You still mad at me? What do you think,
Tamira?

Because of you, even the chess club
hates me.

They chase me three blocks.

And they run pretty fast for guys
wearing hush puppies.

What can I say, Tia?

I open the door and LJ was...

Yes, my brain was still working on, I
wonder what he looks like in bicycle

pants.

Tia, I know you won't forgive me. And
there's no reason why you should forgive

me. Will you forgive me?

No.

What, Tia? I'm sorry.

It's just that when LJ thought I was
smart, it felt sort of good.

But from now on, I'll be honest.

Please?

Okay, I forgive you. Great!

Okay. Here's the plan.

LJ's downstairs right now, and you have
to help him ace the test.

No way. Either that, or you're going to
have to transfer to another school.

All right.

What do I have to do?

It's simple, really.

All you have to do is be you, pretending
to be me, pretending to be you.

What happened to honesty?

I'll start tomorrow.

get this over with, okay?

And I'll take those.

Not so fast.

I don't think I trust you anymore,
Benedict Alexander.

I think you mean Benedict Arnold.

Not according to you.

Benedict Arnold was the American trader
who attempted to sell West Point to the

British. Or perhaps you mean Alexander
Hamilton, the first secretary of the

treasury.

Why aren't you taking notes?

Oh. Uh, uh, just back.

What are you doing?

You know, to help us concentrate.

How are we supposed to study with that
racket? Turn it off!

Sit down! Open your book, chapter three.

Man, you smart girls got some nasty mood
swings.

Let's go, let's go, let's go!

Really, I own the limo company.

I'm only driving as a favor to the woman
I live with.

I mean, I live with her because, you
see, she is the mother of my daughter's

twin sister.

They were separated at birth.

They found each other at the mall.

You're right.

I'm just a driver.

Finally, only two hours later than she
said she'd be.

Yeah, they think they're so much better
than us, huh?

Hey, a limo.

I'm impressed.

It's about time, Lisa.

Are you going to let that clown talk to
you like that?

Oh, don't worry, Dave. That's just
Raymond, my driver.

Harris Raymond, we're going to get a
drink.

Yes, ma 'am.

I'm sure glad you came over to me at the
reunion.

I must admit, I never would have
recognized you, Lisa. Oh, David, you

changed one bit.

I forgot to mention this, but behind the
panel on the left is a fine Bordeaux,

macadamia nuts, and some chilled guava
nectar.

What? No beer or corn nuts?

I thought these things were supposed to
be classy.

Hey, pull over here at this party store.

Stop, stop!

It's none of my business, Lisa, but I
think you're too good for this guy.

I know he isn't quite what I described,
but everybody changes a little.

It's your life. All I'm saying is maybe
the reality is not living up to your

fantasy.

I know David Ray, and deep down, he's a
fine, decent, sensitive man.

Step on it.

The guy messed up on the change gave me
three extra dollars.

Hurry!

all those years ago?

Oh, no.

Just now.

I seen you here. We were sitting in your
car. Remember?

Mm -hmm.

And I was telling you I couldn't go out
with you because I was seeing Lonnie

Baxter. Mm -hmm.

Who's Lonnie Baxter?

Oh, you remember. The boy in Mrs.
Brayman's class.

Who's Mrs. Brayman?

teacher. You know, she was only the best
teacher they had, Ford High.

Ford High?

I went to Denby.

You what?

Denby High's reunion was in the antelope
room. Ford High's was in the Wolverine

room.

No kidding.

Ain't no wonder I didn't recognize
anyone.

I must be really sloshed.

Union, Miss Landry?

No, thank you. Let's go home, Ray.

As you wish, madam.

Oh, you can cut that out now, Ray.

Sorry. The hat.

So, how'd you do?

Terrible. I got worse than enough.

I got a G.

Not a G.

That's a C -.

Oh, that's what those look like.

You did.

That's great.

Come on. Let's go celebrate together.

Sure, Tia.

Um, wait.

I've got to be honest with you, LJ.

I'm not Tia.

I'm Tia's twin sister, Tamara.

I just pretended to be Tia so I could
tutor you. But that was really Tia who

tutored you yesterday. Not me, Tamara.

Huh?

I'm Tamera, not Tia.

I just pretended to be Tia so I can go
out with you.

Okay, okay, I got it.

So where do you want to go, Tia?

I'm here to start my tutor session.

I need a little help going over my
anatomy.

You don't even take anatomy, Roger.

No, but I have one.