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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,239 --> 00:00:03,280 Welcome to Family Planning 101. 2 00:00:03,760 --> 00:00:07,780 In this elective, you're all going to get married and have a baby. 3 00:00:09,260 --> 00:00:11,580 This is your baby. 4 00:00:13,020 --> 00:00:16,500 Love it, cherish it, but don't scramble it. 5 00:00:18,220 --> 00:00:22,560 This assignment will prepare you for the future by taking you through all the 6 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:24,620 joys and crises of marriage. 7 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:27,300 Now I'm going to divide the class into couples. 8 00:00:28,940 --> 00:00:32,180 I want to marry Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim. Please, 9 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:36,400 come up to the altar as I pronounce you husband and wife. 10 00:00:37,620 --> 00:00:38,620 Larry and Renee. 11 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:40,480 Andy and Carrie. 12 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:42,080 What are you doing? 13 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:44,940 I'm praying for Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim. 14 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:46,940 Tia and Michael. 15 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:48,240 All right. 16 00:00:49,220 --> 00:00:51,360 Tamara and Roger. 17 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,380 Roger? Tamara, Tamara. 18 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:57,200 It worked. 19 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:01,680 How did this happen? 20 00:01:01,700 --> 00:01:03,120 My prayers were stronger than yours. 21 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:05,580 So, what are you going to wear on our honeymoon? 22 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:07,220 Nothing. Me too. 23 00:02:06,060 --> 00:02:06,859 What did I do? 24 00:02:06,860 --> 00:02:08,000 Guess who's coming to dinner? 25 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:09,600 Sidney Poitier. 26 00:02:11,420 --> 00:02:12,420 Terrence's parents. 27 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:14,940 Ooh, you meeting them for the first time? Yeah. 28 00:02:15,580 --> 00:02:18,720 But it's gonna be okay, right? They're gonna like me. What's not to like? 29 00:02:19,300 --> 00:02:20,320 Let me get my list. 30 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:21,720 Oh, Ray. 31 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:26,800 At least it'll be fine. Just tell them what a gentleman their son is, how young 32 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:28,860 they look, and don't make that smacking noise when you eat. 33 00:02:29,780 --> 00:02:31,060 What smacking noise? 34 00:02:31,780 --> 00:02:33,780 You know, that dog lapping up water sound. 35 00:02:40,430 --> 00:02:41,650 Lisa, the neighbors have complained. 36 00:02:44,430 --> 00:02:45,388 Hi, Dad. 37 00:02:45,390 --> 00:02:46,710 Tamara and I just got married. 38 00:02:47,130 --> 00:02:48,430 Yeah. We had to. 39 00:02:49,070 --> 00:02:50,070 What? 40 00:02:51,270 --> 00:02:53,470 Dad, it's just for class. 41 00:02:54,230 --> 00:02:55,890 One I wouldn't mind flunking. 42 00:02:56,570 --> 00:02:57,570 Don't touch me. 43 00:03:00,250 --> 00:03:02,130 Wedding night jitters, she'll get over it. 44 00:03:03,810 --> 00:03:06,910 Hey, Mom, we got married today, too. And you're a grandma. 45 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:09,900 Call me that again and I will eat your baby. 46 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:18,720 Okay, the first thing we have to do is name the baby. 47 00:03:19,260 --> 00:03:22,240 I definitely want a girl. That's the story of your life. 48 00:03:24,100 --> 00:03:27,440 Hey, your little girl can play with our little boy. 49 00:03:27,980 --> 00:03:31,640 I don't think so. I was a little boy once. I know how that mind works. 50 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:35,720 Can we just name these eggs and get it over with? 51 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:40,720 How about Humpty Dumpty? 52 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:47,400 What about Tallameca? 53 00:03:47,740 --> 00:03:49,400 It's Swahili for precious flower. 54 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:51,380 That's cool. How'd you know that? 55 00:03:51,580 --> 00:03:52,580 I made it up. 56 00:03:55,180 --> 00:03:57,840 I name you Tallameca. 57 00:03:58,100 --> 00:03:59,260 Thank you, Kunta. 58 00:04:01,220 --> 00:04:04,240 Okay, now we have to assign responsibilities. 59 00:04:05,020 --> 00:04:07,800 Changing the diapers, bathing the baby, feeding the baby. 60 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:09,080 That's all you said. 61 00:04:10,239 --> 00:04:11,380 What? You're the woman. 62 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:12,840 Hey, you're the pig. 63 00:04:13,140 --> 00:04:15,440 Dang, man, it's the 90s. Everything's 50 -50. 64 00:04:16,260 --> 00:04:17,620 Roger, that's really nice. 65 00:04:18,339 --> 00:04:21,180 Except for the breastfeeding. I do it, but you're better equipped. 66 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:29,780 You know, I'm still a little nervous about meeting your folks. 67 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:33,180 Oh, don't be, honey. I mean, they're going to love you just the way you are. 68 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:35,840 You're not going to wear that, though, are you? 69 00:04:36,900 --> 00:04:37,940 Well, what's wrong with this? 70 00:04:38,670 --> 00:04:42,910 Well, it's just that, you know, my mom and dad are God -fearing people. They're 71 00:04:42,910 --> 00:04:45,470 also a little afraid of cleavage. 72 00:04:50,230 --> 00:04:53,990 I'm sorry, honey, but can you try to downplay those bad boys? 73 00:04:55,770 --> 00:04:57,230 Now, you know that's impossible. 74 00:04:57,450 --> 00:05:03,270 And just remember, I'm just a sweet little innocent preacher son. 75 00:05:03,630 --> 00:05:05,390 Yeah, and I'm little Bo Peep. 76 00:05:14,540 --> 00:05:15,540 Bray, are you sad? 77 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:17,240 A little. 78 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:18,520 Well, don't bring me down. 79 00:05:20,340 --> 00:05:22,180 Well, thanks for talking me off the ledge. 80 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:24,440 Right. 81 00:05:26,300 --> 00:05:27,300 What's the matter? 82 00:05:27,580 --> 00:05:29,520 You know, I see you and Terrence so in love. 83 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:31,780 My daughter's married and has an egg. 84 00:05:33,860 --> 00:05:35,060 I guess I'm just lonely. 85 00:05:35,580 --> 00:05:37,380 Come on. Let me show you something. What? 86 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:42,600 Your computer here got a great dating system. 87 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:45,360 You can find a female on your email. 88 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:51,360 Why is that so impersonal? There's 43 ,000 women in here. I like those odds. 89 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:55,440 Okay, now first we have to enter your dating profile. 90 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:57,400 Okay, Ray, describe yourself. 91 00:05:58,220 --> 00:05:59,460 Well... No, that ain't it. 92 00:06:00,420 --> 00:06:02,260 Now, Ray, sell yourself. 93 00:06:03,300 --> 00:06:04,520 Okay, let's see. 94 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:07,300 A nice, hardworking man. 95 00:06:07,850 --> 00:06:12,590 Middle -aged? Um, nice, hard -bodied man. 96 00:06:13,170 --> 00:06:14,290 Late 20s. 97 00:06:14,750 --> 00:06:15,750 Lisa? 98 00:06:15,990 --> 00:06:16,990 Valiant -like. 99 00:06:18,130 --> 00:06:19,970 Intellectual. That's the weed out of Bimbo. 100 00:06:20,570 --> 00:06:21,590 With a black belt. 101 00:06:21,930 --> 00:06:24,730 Lisa, that is not true. Ooh, let me add just one final. 102 00:06:25,550 --> 00:06:28,410 Black Fabio? 103 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:40,240 of parenting. 104 00:06:41,060 --> 00:06:44,520 Michael, where's the baby? You were supposed to be taking care of him. I've 105 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:45,900 it under control. He's taking a little nap. 106 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:51,120 The baby needs to be changed. 107 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,740 I cannot believe you. You are the worst father. 108 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:56,800 It's an egg, Tia. 109 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:59,000 It's not the only thing that's cracked. 110 00:06:59,380 --> 00:07:01,060 Oh, we need counseling. 111 00:07:04,780 --> 00:07:07,120 Look at the crib I made for Tallameca in shop class. 112 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:12,600 little Nubian princess. 113 00:07:16,460 --> 00:07:19,080 She's looking more and more like you every day. 114 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:21,280 Yeah, but I gave her your butt. 115 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:29,500 Roger. 116 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:31,640 Come on. 117 00:07:36,420 --> 00:07:39,100 Darling, that bouillabaisse was delicious. 118 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:40,860 Thank you. 119 00:08:01,930 --> 00:08:03,390 I hope it wasn't too much trouble. 120 00:08:03,730 --> 00:08:06,150 Oh, I enjoy cooking and cleaning. 121 00:08:06,410 --> 00:08:09,730 And most of all, reading my Bible from cover to cover. 122 00:08:10,290 --> 00:08:15,530 I told Terrence that the woman that captured his heart must know the Lord. 123 00:08:16,090 --> 00:08:17,330 Got his own number. 124 00:08:18,990 --> 00:08:20,130 Amen to that. 125 00:08:20,710 --> 00:08:21,710 Hallelujah. 126 00:08:24,650 --> 00:08:25,850 I'm very blessed. 127 00:08:26,990 --> 00:08:27,990 He's so fresh. 128 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:33,080 I haven't seen you this happy since you were a baby. 129 00:08:34,260 --> 00:08:37,440 Oh, Mom, don't. Don't. Don't take out the baby pictures, please. 130 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:40,179 Oh, I just happen to have them with me. 131 00:08:40,980 --> 00:08:42,940 My baby has a baby? 132 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:45,280 Ooh, let me see. Let me see. 133 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:47,280 Oh, 134 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:48,940 I mean, I'd be pleased to look. 135 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:53,540 Ten years and six months and naked as a jaybird. 136 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:55,100 Mom, please. 137 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:58,860 And look at those little dimples right on his body. 138 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:00,680 Yes. 139 00:09:16,550 --> 00:09:17,550 How about dessert? 140 00:09:17,670 --> 00:09:19,530 Yeah. Yeah, that's a great idea. Great idea. 141 00:09:19,750 --> 00:09:21,890 Yeah. Anybody want some nice black bottom pie? 142 00:09:26,750 --> 00:09:28,450 Bonnie, I'm having a wonderful time. 143 00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:30,410 It's nice, isn't it? 144 00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:32,890 When I get home, I'm going to kiss my computer. 145 00:09:33,470 --> 00:09:36,230 Well, why don't you practice on me first? 146 00:09:39,130 --> 00:09:40,130 Excuse me. 147 00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:41,250 What? What's wrong? 148 00:09:41,530 --> 00:09:42,690 You cut in line. 149 00:09:43,070 --> 00:09:44,910 My wife was saving my place, so I parked the car. 150 00:09:45,530 --> 00:09:46,550 See, just a little misunderstanding. 151 00:09:47,210 --> 00:09:51,770 Get your big burly butt to the end of the line or you'll have to deal with 152 00:09:52,210 --> 00:09:53,210 Who him? 153 00:09:54,070 --> 00:09:58,070 And, Tabby, you don't want to get the stallion angry because he has a black 154 00:09:58,070 --> 00:10:00,050 he'll snap your behind in two. 155 00:10:01,530 --> 00:10:02,530 Tell him, baby. 156 00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:07,230 Oh, I'm not really a stallion. No, what she meant to say was I'm a pony for 157 00:10:07,230 --> 00:10:08,230 peace. 158 00:10:10,030 --> 00:10:13,770 Okay, we've been married for a year. The best year of my life. 159 00:10:15,020 --> 00:10:16,060 We're having a major crisis. 160 00:10:16,540 --> 00:10:20,080 You've lost your job, we're homeless, and we don't have enough money to eat. 161 00:10:20,700 --> 00:10:22,540 Dang, they're really trying to break your brother down. 162 00:10:24,980 --> 00:10:26,700 So, what are we going to do? 163 00:10:27,180 --> 00:10:29,220 Don't worry. I'll become a Chippendale dancer. 164 00:10:29,460 --> 00:10:30,600 We can live off our tips. 165 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:33,820 Uh -oh, our baby's going to starve. 166 00:10:35,020 --> 00:10:36,660 No, no. I'll get two jobs. 167 00:10:36,860 --> 00:10:38,600 I'll do anything for you in Salamica. 168 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:43,240 Roger, I've never seen this side of you. 169 00:10:43,670 --> 00:10:44,850 To know me is to love me. 170 00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:49,050 Well, I think it's Tallamica's bedtime. 171 00:10:49,470 --> 00:10:50,470 You're right. 172 00:10:54,450 --> 00:10:59,270 Rock -a -bye, baby, on the treetop. 173 00:10:59,630 --> 00:11:04,390 When the wind blows, the cradle will rock. 174 00:11:04,870 --> 00:11:09,610 When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall. 175 00:11:31,660 --> 00:11:33,160 to adjust to family life. 176 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,880 Thea, you are driving me crazy. 177 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:38,280 You think your life is more important than mine. Look, you just take care of 178 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:39,880 egg and I'll bring home the bacon. 179 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:43,620 You killed the baby. 180 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:51,060 But the egg was having an even stranger effect on Roger and me. 181 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:52,480 Hi, sweetheart. 182 00:11:52,660 --> 00:11:53,900 I got a present for you. 183 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:58,760 Roger? Well, I didn't know whether to get you something practical or romantic, 184 00:11:58,880 --> 00:11:59,920 so I got you something cheap. 185 00:12:08,940 --> 00:12:10,140 Want to go out to dinner tonight? 186 00:12:10,380 --> 00:12:11,700 Sure. I'd love to. 187 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:13,760 I mean, no. 188 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:17,040 All right, yes. No. What time? Wait. 189 00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:20,840 Roger, we definitely can't go out. This is crazy. 190 00:12:23,380 --> 00:12:26,680 Dang. Those hormonal changes can really mess with your head. 191 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:33,400 So, Paula, I hope you like Chinese food. 192 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:34,920 Chinese food? 193 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:39,780 Well, we can go somewhere else. No, it's... Just that my boyfriend went out 194 00:12:39,780 --> 00:12:42,420 pick up Chinese food and picked up my sister instead. 195 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:45,820 Well, sounds like you're better off without him. 196 00:12:47,460 --> 00:12:48,460 You're right. 197 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:51,000 See, every cloud has a silver lining. 198 00:12:52,740 --> 00:12:54,300 You said cloud? 199 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:56,160 Yeah. 200 00:12:56,380 --> 00:13:00,020 I used to date a weatherman and he left me for my aunt. 201 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:02,920 A lot of love in your family. 202 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,260 Hey, hey, it's okay, it's okay. 203 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:10,640 Listen, I mean, we all carry emotional baggage around. 204 00:13:11,020 --> 00:13:12,980 Baggage? Did you say baggage? 205 00:13:13,340 --> 00:13:14,840 Uh, not necessarily. 206 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:17,780 I used to date a sky cat. 207 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:20,260 And he left you for your cousin. 208 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:22,840 How did you know? 209 00:13:23,580 --> 00:13:26,720 I guess I'm psychic. I dated a psychic! 210 00:13:31,860 --> 00:13:32,860 Honey, 211 00:13:36,340 --> 00:13:37,340 it's gonna be okay. 212 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:40,400 I just don't think I made a very good first impression. 213 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:45,860 Don't worry. Listen, after church, we'll all go out for some black bottom pie. 214 00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:49,820 Terrence, I'm not laughing. 215 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:54,080 I have to do something to let your parents know I'm a good Christian woman. 216 00:13:54,780 --> 00:13:55,780 It's going to be okay. 217 00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,240 Oh, wait a minute, babe. You got some linen on your pants. 218 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:03,600 Uh, 219 00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:05,620 I was just, he had, oh, help me, Jesus. 220 00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:10,980 blessed to be in the house of the Lord. 221 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:13,300 Amen. Amen. 222 00:14:13,860 --> 00:14:14,980 Amen. Amen. 223 00:14:15,260 --> 00:14:16,260 Amen. 224 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:22,860 Have you ever been so discouraged that you didn't know what to do? 225 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:24,480 Amen. 226 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,220 Not well. 227 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:32,580 Well, remember what Isaiah 40, 31 says. 228 00:14:33,380 --> 00:14:37,960 They who wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength. 229 00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:42,650 And they shall mount up with wings like eagles. 230 00:14:43,210 --> 00:14:45,310 The sister knows her Bible. 231 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:46,510 Hallelujah. 232 00:14:47,090 --> 00:14:48,090 Hallelujah. 233 00:14:48,550 --> 00:14:51,130 Hallelujah. Praise the Lord. 234 00:14:53,730 --> 00:14:57,470 If you start speaking in tongues, I'm out of here. 235 00:16:41,290 --> 00:16:42,730 I think about it, I feel terrible. 236 00:16:43,310 --> 00:16:44,770 You feel terrible? 237 00:16:45,230 --> 00:16:48,830 I had back -to -back dates with Rosemary's Baby and the Demon Seed. 238 00:16:50,350 --> 00:16:52,970 Oh, the black Fabio had a bad time? 239 00:16:53,830 --> 00:16:56,290 How hard could it be to find a woman who likes Chinese food? 240 00:16:56,530 --> 00:17:00,270 I love Chinese food. A good movie. Go all the time. And enjoys a good laugh. 241 00:17:02,610 --> 00:17:03,610 What's so funny? 242 00:17:03,770 --> 00:17:05,150 You just described me. 243 00:17:06,869 --> 00:17:07,869 Yikes! 244 00:17:11,369 --> 00:17:14,589 You think you're having a bad day. Today I destroyed an entire church. 245 00:17:14,890 --> 00:17:16,410 Now somebody try and top that. 246 00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:19,869 Well, my marriage to Michael's on the rocks. 247 00:17:20,130 --> 00:17:21,150 Not even close. 248 00:17:22,390 --> 00:17:24,170 I think I'm in love with Roger. 249 00:17:42,990 --> 00:17:44,590 Reverend and Mrs. Winningham, hello. 250 00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:45,930 Oh, hello. 251 00:17:46,150 --> 00:17:49,830 I'm sorry about what happened. I hope no religious artifacts were destroyed. 252 00:17:50,150 --> 00:17:52,190 Hey, Dad, I saved the bingo board. 253 00:17:53,210 --> 00:17:54,210 Hey, honey. 254 00:17:55,310 --> 00:17:58,390 Oh, I guess I was trying so hard to impress you I wasn't acting like myself. 255 00:17:58,730 --> 00:18:02,950 Please don't hate me. Oh, we don't hate you. We fear you, but we don't hate you. 256 00:18:04,670 --> 00:18:08,190 I mean, I've been moved by the spirit before, but this is the first time I 257 00:18:08,190 --> 00:18:09,190 leveled a building. 258 00:18:09,350 --> 00:18:10,350 Oh, it's okay. 259 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:16,020 Sometimes a catastrophe brings people closer to God. And thanks to you, our 260 00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:17,200 membership is way up. 261 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:19,760 Really? 262 00:18:20,020 --> 00:18:21,060 Oh, that's great. 263 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:23,540 Maybe I should join. No, no, no. 264 00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:28,860 All right, class. It's time to pick up your certificates of completion. 265 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:32,300 It's funny how marriage can change people. 266 00:18:32,780 --> 00:18:37,280 Tia and Michael almost broke up, but were saved by their dramatic makeup 267 00:18:37,460 --> 00:18:38,460 Sorry for being a pig. 268 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:40,040 Sorry for being an egg. 269 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:50,220 As for Roger and me, we had a lot of things to figure out. 270 00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:08,800 Honey, our baby's gone. 271 00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:13,620 It's so funny how quickly they grow up. 272 00:19:17,830 --> 00:19:20,310 tell, Tallameca? Roger, the assignment's over. 273 00:19:20,710 --> 00:19:22,130 Let's talk about something else. 274 00:19:22,430 --> 00:19:23,430 Oh, yeah, sure. 275 00:19:23,710 --> 00:19:25,390 It's time to get on with our lives. 276 00:19:27,330 --> 00:19:29,590 So, how was your history test? 277 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:34,490 Oh, man, it was so rough. When I got my grade, I cried like a baby. 278 00:19:36,370 --> 00:19:37,550 Tallameca, I miss you. 279 00:19:39,670 --> 00:19:44,490 You know, Roger, without the baby, we don't seem to have very much in common. 280 00:19:45,170 --> 00:19:47,630 Yeah, all we have is that raw hot... 281 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:53,650 In my mind, we did. 282 00:19:55,510 --> 00:19:56,690 Roger, move your hand. 283 00:19:57,770 --> 00:19:59,190 The one on my knee. 284 00:20:01,390 --> 00:20:03,030 You should be ashamed of yourself. 285 00:20:05,310 --> 00:20:06,950 Roger, thank you. 286 00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:08,469 For what? 287 00:20:08,470 --> 00:20:10,730 For being your old, annoying self. 288 00:20:11,050 --> 00:20:12,050 The spell's broken. 289 00:20:12,210 --> 00:20:13,210 I'm free! 290 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:15,130 Wait, wait. 291 00:20:15,230 --> 00:20:17,930 It can't be over. Please don't say it's over. 292 00:20:19,930 --> 00:20:24,090 Whenever I... hear Rockabye Baby, I'll think of you. 293 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:00,919 going out tonight? 294 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:03,320 Huh? Just ask me one question. 295 00:21:03,620 --> 00:21:04,720 Animal, vegetable, or mineral? 296 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:07,980 No more psycho women for me, Lisa. 297 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:10,100 This time, I told the truth. 298 00:21:10,460 --> 00:21:11,460 And you got a date? 299 00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:13,900 Yes, Lisa. 300 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:17,400 And I've already got a call from a nice, intelligent woman. And I could tell by 301 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,660 talking to her that we have a lot in common. 302 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:22,960 And she's picking me up. 21199