All language subtitles for Sister Sister s02e14 Dream Lover

Hi, would you like fries with that?

Of course you can. Do you want that with
cheese?

Yes, I would.

I'm sorry, what was that?

Hey, has anybody seen my buns?

Up close and personal.

Careful, it's Stinky Steve at 2 o
'clock.

What a smell, what a smell, what a
smell, what a mighty bad smell.

Come on, Tamir, Steve might hear.

I mean, he's got feelings. He's a human
being. See ya.

Look at you.

Your condiments are all over the place.
I'm sorry. Your hamburgers are always

lopsided. And so is your uniform.

Get it together, girl. Well, I'm trying
to. No excuses.

People, people.

Hard work and dedication equals the
sweet smell of success.

I knew I smelled something.

Welcome to the team, sister.

What a smell, what a smell, what a
smell, what a mighty bad smell.

And boy, was it scary.

What happened?

Well, I was in Rocket Burger. And you
ate the food?

That is scary.

I know. It was weird.

Nothing made any sense.

Except my mom was there eating.

But then the most embarrassing thing
happened. I was... Never mind. Good

Uh -uh -uh. Spill the tea, girl.

Okay.

Steve was there.

Dinky.

Is there any other kind?

He turned around and said, Would you
like fries or a pie with that?

Well, dear, it's only a dream.

And then he kissed my hand.

Ew.

You know, that's not the worst part.
What could be worse?

Well, I... I kinda liked it.

At least I think this is stupid.

I don't like being fed up like this.

Look, Ray, now, we got to do something
to get you out of the house.

I'm tired of dusting you.

I know that voice.

It must be my Lisa.

Oh, hi, baby.

A little sweetness.

Come here.

Hey, why don't you guys get a room?

Tell Ray about Lucy.

Oh, Ray, you're going to love her. She's
almost as beautiful as my Lisa.

I just want you guys to understand I'm
only here to meet her.

I hate blind dates.

Ray, you're like a man lost in the
desert turning down a glass of water.

I just don't want to get stuck with a...
A dog?

Hi, I'm Lucy. You must be Ray.

Hi, I'm Ray. You must be Lucy.

So Terrence has told me so much about
you.

Yeah, me too.

I mean, I mean, I mean you. No, I
mean... Is that real blood on your

Is that a real foot in your mouth?

No, that's okay. This isn't the easiest
place to meet somebody.

Sometimes I think I intimidate people.

Oh, no.

It was just that I was expecting...
You're pretty.

Thank you.

Ooh, work it, Ray.

Maybe after you get off work, we can
talk more. That'd be nice. Yeah, it

wouldn't be so awkward.

You know what? I have an idea. What do
you say we double date?

That's a great idea, Terrence. What do
you guys say?

Ray? Lisa?

Oh, no, not again.

Tamera, what am I going to do?

Why is this happening?

Tamera?

Tamera?

Fantasy's in the flesh.

Roger, what are you doing here?

I just came here to pursue higher
education.

Universal truth.

Whoa. You're just disgusting.

I know. I hate myself.

You girls studying dreams?

Yeah, we're trying to figure out Tia's
nightmare. Tamira!

You girls don't need those books. I can
tell you all you need to know about

dreams. Yeah, right.

No, no, I've been studying Freud.

First I have to gather all the facts in
detail.

Like what? Like what did you wear to
bed?

Just ignore him. Okay, what else was in
your dream? I sleep in the nude.

Get out of here. Now.

This is a library.

And some of us came here to study.

Man, I need help.

This is so humiliating.

Tamir, you've got to promise not to tell
anybody that I dreamed about Stinky.

Don't worry. I promise I'll never tell.

Okay, see, now that's the good part. I
told the one person we can really,

trust to keep a secret.

Denise! Did you hear? Mary Ellen was
caught shoplifting an Arabic girl from

Guyana.

See, she's so busy blabbing about
everyone else, she doesn't have time for

You're so full of it.

See, will you calm down? It's only
between the three of us. Hey, Tia, did

anybody order fries or pie?

Albert, I'm not taking orders.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I must have been dreaming it.

cheating on you.

Where is she?

I can't read this, Mira. Is there
anybody who doesn't know?

Hey, I see ya.

Okay, Steve.

So I dreamed about you and you kissed my
hand and I like it. But it's just a

dream. It's got nothing to do with
reality, okay?

You dreamed about me?

You know, Lucy, you look absolutely
ravishing.

You too, Ray.

Thank you.

Dance?

Oh, Ray, you move like a gazelle.

A gazelle with a bad hip.

Yeah, well, you know, I still have the
moves. I just have to put them in the

right order.

You're getting pretty excited about this
date, huh?

Oh, no, I'm calm. I'm cool.

Think I should change?

No, Ray, you're stuck with just who you
are.

Tia, I said I was sorry. Sorry isn't
good enough. I trusted you. Okay, um,

clean up your side of the room for a
month. Are you forgetting who the sloppy

twin is? Okay, um, I'll do your homework
for a month. You're the dumb one, too.

Tia, I know that you're pain talking.

Girl, girl, what's wrong?

I told Tamir's secret, now the whole
world knows. She's exaggerating.

You talking about that stinky dream?

It sounds so exotic.

Why don't you just go door to door and
tell every bozo in the neighborhood?

Hello.

See, I found the solution to those
stinky dreams you were having.

Rod, don't you ever knock before you
enter someone's home?

Well, I don't like to hear go home right
until I've earned it.

Roger, you can't stay long. We're going
out.

All right. High date. Are you going to
try out that new dance step I taught

Mr. Campbell?

Subliminal message tape. You play it
before you go to sleep, and it helps you

clear your mind so you don't have bad
dreams.

Roger, come on. I'm telling you it
works. It's the newest scientific

Okay, fine. Let's hear it.

Close your eyes and let your mind shut
itself off.

Roger. Picture yourself falling.

Roger. Onto a light, fluffy cloud.

That looks like Roger. You don't have a
worry in the world.

You must love.

Roger.

Go home, Roger.

It always feels better when you earned
it.

I didn't know we had a dimmer.

Put it in this morning.

Nice move, Ray.

Yeah, and I lowered a disco ball.

So I guess this double date was a good
idea.

Yeah, it's not that easy meeting people
these days. It's a lot of kooks out

there. I dated this guy once. He
couldn't wait to get my dress off so he

wear it.

Did you read about the guy who was
chasing his wife around the room with a

snapping turtle?

A turtle? You're kidding.

No, no, really. Yeah, they charge him
with assault with intent to bite.

That's unbelievable.

Use a turtle, go to jail.

Use a turtle, go to jail.

We got it, we got it.

Yeah, I know one thing, though. My baby
wouldn't chase me with no snapping

turtle. No, but I might invite you into
my cell.

Ooh, come get me turtle balls.

They do that a lot.

Well, I guess it's nice when you have
that special someone.

Yeah, and when you find that right one,
You should go for it.

Do you think so?

Oh, absolutely.

You're right, Ray.

I know romance.

Terrence, I love you.

What?

Terrence, who?

I'm sorry, I just had to say it. Every
day I see him in that short -sleeved

white shirt and those pants that hug him
in all the right places. Do you know

how hard it is to butterfly a lamb chop
watching that man glistening across the

room?

I guess that means we won't be playing
Yahtzee.

Look, if my passion is making everybody
feel uncomfortable, maybe I should just

go. Bye.

Lucy, I had no idea. I mean, this
comfort's such a... Bye.

Okay, I'm really sorry.

That's all right. I kind of sensed it
all along, and, well, once you said it,

knew it was for sure.

Well, I'm out of here.

Look, I really didn't mean to make a
scene and ruin everybody's evening.

Bye.

Ray, could you take me home?

Huh? I don't have a car.

Unless, of course, Terrence... I believe
I said both. I'll take it. I'll get it.

I'll take it home. It's all right. I got
it.

You know, Ray, I know you were pretty
excited about this evening, but it's a

kind of sad way for it to end.

You think that was sad?

Here, try some of this. Maybe it'll
help.

Peanut butter gets rid of nightmares?

No, but it'll make your mouth so sticky
you won't be able to scream.

Here, let me fix you up here.

I don't know what to do.

I feel like everybody's laughing at me.

Oh, baby.

I can't believe Tamir told.

Oh, honey, you know, sometimes people
just say stuff.

I'm sure she feels really terrible.

That's just gas.

Why do I keep having these dreams? I
mean, do you think I'm perverted or

something?

Oh, Tia, just because you dream about
somebody doesn't mean there's anything

it. I know.

Really?

You dreamed about a guy?

Oh, yeah.

There was this fireman once, and, uh...
Oh, Tia, I can't wait till you hurry up

and get older so we can really talk.

I wish I didn't have to go to work
tomorrow.

Oh, baby, sometimes these things, they
just seem worse at night.

I bet by tomorrow, nobody's even gonna
care.

Hey, dear.

Let me see your shake.

Always make sure you mix the syrup
completely with the ice cream.

Some things are just meant to be blended
together.

So, what are you doing after work?

Leaving the country.

I can't believe that guy.

Somebody needs to say something.

Excuse me? That's how all this started.

You're so mad at me, aren't you?

Duh.

Okay, fine. I'll go talk to him.

Nobody's going to treat my sister that
way.

Steve, we need to talk.

Well, Tia, finally want to make that
dream come true, huh? Back off. I'm

Oh.

Well, you know, it's going to be tough
telling you two apart once me and Tia

start dating.

That's not going to be a problem, beat
it.

I want you to leave my sister alone.

What are you talking about? She was
dreaming about me.

She woke up screaming in a cold sweat.

She's playing hard to get.

Steve, she doesn't like you. Of course
she likes me.

Will you listen to me? I know what's
going on here.

I see jealousy rearing in.

Ugly head.

Steve, she doesn't like you. I don't
like you. Nobody likes you.

So what exactly are you saying?

Don't you get it? We all like... that
you even sing a song about you.

A song?

Yeah. What a smell, what a smell, what a
mighty bad smell.

A song about me?

Yeah.

I sing that song to my mother.

What a smell, what a smell, what a...
What a mighty bad smell.

and fries stuck to your butt.

You want to go out?

With you?

You said you liked me.

You really, really liked me. Come on,
Steve.

When is it going to be my turn?

When is it going to be Steve's turn?

Okay, fine. We'll go out.

Pick you up at 7 .30?

Wear something tight.

Still licking your wounds, huh?

I don't kid. I thought everything was
going great.

Well, Ray, it's her loss.

Yeah, well, when I took her home, I did
manage to get some of my dignity back.

You did?

Yeah, I made her kick in for gas.

What a man.

You're mighty cavalier about this whole
thing. After all, it is your boyfriend

she's in love with.

Ray, I trust Terrence completely. I know
I have absolutely nothing to worry

about. Wait a minute. You got her
transferred, didn't you?

That butcher went bye -bye.

Dad, wait.

You gotta help me.

Honey, let me get the door first. No,
no, no, no. That's my date.

And I don't want to go out with him.

Wait a minute.

Did you say you wanted to go out with
him? Yes, but he's very... But nothing,

young lady. Have you ever stopped to
think how he may feel getting dumped out

the blue just like that?

No. Well, you should think about it.

He probably thinks everything is just
going along great.

And that you like him.

You're laughing at all his jokes.

You bought a disco ball.

And suddenly you say you fell in love
with someone else.

He's crushed.

Hey, but you don't care.

You just butterflyed his heart. What do
you mean, Cleaver?

Dad, you're scaring me.

Love can be scary.

Okay, I'll go. I'll go.

That's my girl.

Done with the prize, and I'm here for my
prize.

Have her back in 20 minutes.

Tia, it was awful. Just awful.

Please don't tell anyone I went out with
Dinky.

Well, I think they're going to know
unless you burn those clothes.

Yeah, you're right.

Mom, thanks for sticking up for me.

I owed you one.

And now I've paid you back for life.

I hope I don't have any more nightmares.

Tia. I've got a feeling you're going to
be okay. Now that one of us has gone out

with him, the spell's broken.

You think so?

How do I know? I'm the dumb twin.

I'm really sorry I called you that. It's
okay. It's all forgotten.

You also called me the sloppy one.

Tamara, let it go.

Yeah, good night.

Well, it will be, as long as I don't
dream about stinky.

Would you like fries or a pie with that?

Go home, Roger!

Dang, even in a dream?

So, everything turned out okay. I
stopped having those weird dreams.

And Steve found himself a girlfriend.

Yeah, he and smelly Shelly are getting
along just fine.

Mom and parents are still kissing. They
do that a lot.

And Dad finally got over...

What happened to her?

Price check on blubber? Can I get a
price check on blubber, please?