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Hi, would you like fries with that?

Of course you can. Do you want that with cheese?

Yes, I would.

I'm sorry, what was that?

Hey, has anybody seen my buns?

Up close and personal.

Careful, it's Stinky Steve at 2 o 'clock.

What a smell, what a smell, what a smell, what a mighty bad smell.

Come on, Tamir, Steve might hear.

I mean, he's got feelings. He's a human being. See ya.

Look at you.

Your condiments are all over the place. I'm sorry. Your hamburgers are always

lopsided. And so is your uniform.

Get it together, girl. Well, I'm trying to. No excuses.

People, people.

Hard work and dedication equals the sweet smell of success.

I knew I smelled something.

Welcome to the team, sister.

What a smell, what a smell, what a smell, what a mighty bad smell.

And boy, was it scary.

What happened?

Well, I was in Rocket Burger. And you ate the food?

That is scary.

I know. It was weird.

Nothing made any sense.

Except my mom was there eating.

But then the most embarrassing thing happened. I was... Never mind. Good

Uh -uh -uh. Spill the tea, girl.

Okay.

Steve was there.

Dinky.

Is there any other kind?

He turned around and said, Would you like fries or a pie with that?

Well, dear, it's only a dream.

And then he kissed my hand.

Ew.

You know, that's not the worst part. What could be worse?

Well, I... I kinda liked it.

At least I think this is stupid.

I don't like being fed up like this.

Look, Ray, now, we got to do something to get you out of the house.

I'm tired of dusting you.

I know that voice.

It must be my Lisa.

Oh, hi, baby.

A little sweetness.

Come here.

Hey, why don't you guys get a room?

Tell Ray about Lucy.

Oh, Ray, you're going to love her. She's almost as beautiful as my Lisa.

I just want you guys to understand I'm only here to meet her.

I hate blind dates.

Ray, you're like a man lost in the desert turning down a glass of water.

I just don't want to get stuck with a... A dog?

Hi, I'm Lucy. You must be Ray.

Hi, I'm Ray. You must be Lucy.

So Terrence has told me so much about you.

Yeah, me too.

I mean, I mean, I mean you. No, I mean... Is that real blood on your

Is that a real foot in your mouth?

No, that's okay. This isn't the easiest place to meet somebody.

Sometimes I think I intimidate people.

Oh, no.

It was just that I was expecting... You're pretty.

Thank you.

Ooh, work it, Ray.

Maybe after you get off work, we can talk more. That'd be nice. Yeah, it

wouldn't be so awkward.

You know what? I have an idea. What do you say we double date?

That's a great idea, Terrence. What do you guys say?

Ray? Lisa?

Oh, no, not again.

Tamera, what am I going to do?

Why is this happening?

Tamera?

Tamera?

Fantasy's in the flesh.

Roger, what are you doing here?

I just came here to pursue higher education.

Universal truth.

Whoa. You're just disgusting.

I know. I hate myself.

You girls studying dreams?

Yeah, we're trying to figure out Tia's nightmare. Tamira!

You girls don't need those books. I can tell you all you need to know about

dreams. Yeah, right.

No, no, I've been studying Freud.

First I have to gather all the facts in detail.

Like what? Like what did you wear to bed?

Just ignore him. Okay, what else was in your dream? I sleep in the nude.

Get out of here. Now.

This is a library.

And some of us came here to study.

Man, I need help.

This is so humiliating.

Tamir, you've got to promise not to tell anybody that I dreamed about Stinky.

Don't worry. I promise I'll never tell.

Okay, see, now that's the good part. I told the one person we can really,

trust to keep a secret.

Denise! Did you hear? Mary Ellen was caught shoplifting an Arabic girl from

Guyana.

See, she's so busy blabbing about everyone else, she doesn't have time for

You're so full of it.

See, will you calm down? It's only between the three of us. Hey, Tia, did

anybody order fries or pie?

Albert, I'm not taking orders.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I must have been dreaming it.

cheating on you.

Where is she?

I can't read this, Mira. Is there anybody who doesn't know?

Hey, I see ya.

Okay, Steve.

So I dreamed about you and you kissed my hand and I like it. But it's just a

dream. It's got nothing to do with reality, okay?

You dreamed about me?

You know, Lucy, you look absolutely ravishing.

You too, Ray.

Thank you.

Dance?

Oh, Ray, you move like a gazelle.

A gazelle with a bad hip.

Yeah, well, you know, I still have the moves. I just have to put them in the

right order.

You're getting pretty excited about this date, huh?

Oh, no, I'm calm. I'm cool.

Think I should change?

No, Ray, you're stuck with just who you are.

Tia, I said I was sorry. Sorry isn't good enough. I trusted you. Okay, um,

clean up your side of the room for a month. Are you forgetting who the sloppy

twin is? Okay, um, I'll do your homework for a month. You're the dumb one, too.

Tia, I know that you're pain talking.

Girl, girl, what's wrong?

I told Tamir's secret, now the whole world knows. She's exaggerating.

You talking about that stinky dream?

It sounds so exotic.

Why don't you just go door to door and tell every bozo in the neighborhood?

Hello.

See, I found the solution to those stinky dreams you were having.

Rod, don't you ever knock before you enter someone's home?

Well, I don't like to hear go home right until I've earned it.

Roger, you can't stay long. We're going out.

All right. High date. Are you going to try out that new dance step I taught

Mr. Campbell?

Subliminal message tape. You play it before you go to sleep, and it helps you

clear your mind so you don't have bad dreams.

Roger, come on. I'm telling you it works. It's the newest scientific

Okay, fine. Let's hear it.

Close your eyes and let your mind shut itself off.

Roger. Picture yourself falling.

Roger. Onto a light, fluffy cloud.

That looks like Roger. You don't have a worry in the world.

You must love.

Roger.

Go home, Roger.

It always feels better when you earned it.

I didn't know we had a dimmer.

Put it in this morning.

Nice move, Ray.

Yeah, and I lowered a disco ball.

So I guess this double date was a good idea.

Yeah, it's not that easy meeting people these days. It's a lot of kooks out

there. I dated this guy once. He couldn't wait to get my dress off so he

wear it.

Did you read about the guy who was chasing his wife around the room with a

snapping turtle?

A turtle? You're kidding.

No, no, really. Yeah, they charge him with assault with intent to bite.

That's unbelievable.

Use a turtle, go to jail.

Use a turtle, go to jail.

We got it, we got it.

Yeah, I know one thing, though. My baby wouldn't chase me with no snapping

turtle. No, but I might invite you into my cell.

Ooh, come get me turtle balls.

They do that a lot.

Well, I guess it's nice when you have that special someone.

Yeah, and when you find that right one, You should go for it.

Do you think so?

Oh, absolutely.

You're right, Ray.

I know romance.

Terrence, I love you.

What?

Terrence, who?

I'm sorry, I just had to say it. Every day I see him in that short -sleeved

white shirt and those pants that hug him in all the right places. Do you know

how hard it is to butterfly a lamb chop watching that man glistening across the

room?

I guess that means we won't be playing Yahtzee.

Look, if my passion is making everybody feel uncomfortable, maybe I should just

go. Bye.

Lucy, I had no idea. I mean, this comfort's such a... Bye.

Okay, I'm really sorry.

That's all right. I kind of sensed it all along, and, well, once you said it,

knew it was for sure.

Well, I'm out of here.

Look, I really didn't mean to make a scene and ruin everybody's evening.

Bye.

Ray, could you take me home?

Huh? I don't have a car.

Unless, of course, Terrence... I believe I said both. I'll take it. I'll get it.

I'll take it home. It's all right. I got it.

You know, Ray, I know you were pretty excited about this evening, but it's a

kind of sad way for it to end.

You think that was sad?

Here, try some of this. Maybe it'll help.

Peanut butter gets rid of nightmares?

No, but it'll make your mouth so sticky you won't be able to scream.

Here, let me fix you up here.

I don't know what to do.

I feel like everybody's laughing at me.

Oh, baby.

I can't believe Tamir told.

Oh, honey, you know, sometimes people just say stuff.

I'm sure she feels really terrible.

That's just gas.

Why do I keep having these dreams? I mean, do you think I'm perverted or

something?

Oh, Tia, just because you dream about somebody doesn't mean there's anything

it. I know.

Really?

You dreamed about a guy?

Oh, yeah.

There was this fireman once, and, uh... Oh, Tia, I can't wait till you hurry up

and get older so we can really talk.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

Oh, baby, sometimes these things, they just seem worse at night.

I bet by tomorrow, nobody's even gonna care.

Hey, dear.

Let me see your shake.

Always make sure you mix the syrup completely with the ice cream.

Some things are just meant to be blended together.

So, what are you doing after work?

Leaving the country.

I can't believe that guy.

Somebody needs to say something.

Excuse me? That's how all this started.

You're so mad at me, aren't you?

Duh.

Okay, fine. I'll go talk to him.

Nobody's going to treat my sister that way.

Steve, we need to talk.

Well, Tia, finally want to make that dream come true, huh? Back off. I'm

Oh.

Well, you know, it's going to be tough telling you two apart once me and Tia

start dating.

That's not going to be a problem, beat it.

I want you to leave my sister alone.

What are you talking about? She was dreaming about me.

She woke up screaming in a cold sweat.

She's playing hard to get.

Steve, she doesn't like you. Of course she likes me.

Will you listen to me? I know what's going on here.

I see jealousy rearing in.

Ugly head.

Steve, she doesn't like you. I don't like you. Nobody likes you.

So what exactly are you saying?

Don't you get it? We all like... that you even sing a song about you.

A song?

Yeah. What a smell, what a smell, what a mighty bad smell.

A song about me?

Yeah.

I sing that song to my mother.

What a smell, what a smell, what a... What a mighty bad smell.

and fries stuck to your butt.

You want to go out?

With you?

You said you liked me.

You really, really liked me. Come on, Steve.

When is it going to be my turn?

When is it going to be Steve's turn?

Okay, fine. We'll go out.

Pick you up at 7 .30?

Wear something tight.

Still licking your wounds, huh?

I don't kid. I thought everything was going great.

Well, Ray, it's her loss.

Yeah, well, when I took her home, I did manage to get some of my dignity back.

You did?

Yeah, I made her kick in for gas.

What a man.

You're mighty cavalier about this whole thing. After all, it is your boyfriend

she's in love with.

Ray, I trust Terrence completely. I know I have absolutely nothing to worry

about. Wait a minute. You got her transferred, didn't you?

That butcher went bye -bye.

Dad, wait.

You gotta help me.

Honey, let me get the door first. No, no, no, no. That's my date.

And I don't want to go out with him.

Wait a minute.

Did you say you wanted to go out with him? Yes, but he's very... But nothing,

young lady. Have you ever stopped to think how he may feel getting dumped out

the blue just like that?

No. Well, you should think about it.

He probably thinks everything is just going along great.

And that you like him.

You're laughing at all his jokes.

You bought a disco ball.

And suddenly you say you fell in love with someone else.

He's crushed.

Hey, but you don't care.

You just butterflyed his heart. What do you mean, Cleaver?

Dad, you're scaring me.

Love can be scary.

Okay, I'll go. I'll go.

That's my girl.

Done with the prize, and I'm here for my prize.

Have her back in 20 minutes.

Tia, it was awful. Just awful.

Please don't tell anyone I went out with Dinky.

Well, I think they're going to know unless you burn those clothes.

Yeah, you're right.

Mom, thanks for sticking up for me.

I owed you one.

And now I've paid you back for life.

I hope I don't have any more nightmares.

Tia. I've got a feeling you're going to be okay. Now that one of us has gone out

with him, the spell's broken.

You think so?

How do I know? I'm the dumb twin.

I'm really sorry I called you that. It's okay. It's all forgotten.

You also called me the sloppy one.

Tamara, let it go.

Yeah, good night.

Well, it will be, as long as I don't dream about stinky.

Would you like fries or a pie with that?

Go home, Roger!

Dang, even in a dream?

So, everything turned out okay. I stopped having those weird dreams.

And Steve found himself a girlfriend.

Yeah, he and smelly Shelly are getting along just fine.

Mom and parents are still kissing. They do that a lot.

And Dad finally got over...

What happened to her?

Price check on blubber? Can I get a price check on blubber, please?