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Mr. Manager, you looking mm -mm good.

You know him?

No, but I can't wait till he's on special.

Uh, Mom, you're kind of eating the food.

Well, honey, I'm going to pay for it. Besides, they want you to eat. That way

you can keep up your strength so you can shop for more.

I think it's time to pretend we don't know her. Yeah.

I just wanted to make sure that everything here at the food boy was

satisfactory.

Hi.

Hi.

Oh, I just want you to know, this never would have happened if that sausage lady

were here.

Well, that's all right. I'll let you slide this time.

I like to see a woman enjoying herself.

Yeah, I still am.

Well, then you might want to take advantage of the lamb chop special.

Hey, I do love a nice chop.

Just don't forget to take it home and cook it first.

I told Lisa about letting you in this car.

Hey, watch that. There's leather down there. Watch it.

Twinsies? You're falling behind.

We only have four hands, Steve.

You know, girls, some people call me Steve.

But a lot of people call me Mr. Pizer.

I mean, a lot of people.

But I'll leave that up to you.

Okay, Steve.

Some kid just hurled on the fly.

See ya.

It's all yours.

But Mr. Pizer, sir... Too late.

And don't forget the two -finger smile.

Chinese.

Hi.

You work here?

No, I just do this for fun.

Oh, hi.

Hi.

I'm sorry, this is really gross.

I know, my dog did that all the time.

So what'd you do about it?

We put him to sleep.

Oh, not because of that, but because he's really old.

Well, I'm going to get something to eat.

I'll pray for you.

Oh, welcome to Rocker Burger. For all our beef patties, never fatty. Come with

onions, pickles, lettuce, tomato.

Ketchup and a little mayo. And a slice of cheese, if you please.

How did you do that so fast?

Well, it was hard at first, but I finally got it memorized.

I guess I'll just have a root bean fries.

Safe choice.

I'd like a regular burger, but this time I want extra tomatoes, extra pickles,

extra onions, and throw in some extra meat.

Oh, you're still here.

Uh, yeah.

So, what are you going to get?

Fries, I thought.

Coming right up.

Not your ketchup.

I met a guy. Me too.

Well, my guy's kind of shy.

My guy's smoking.

I love this job.

Tomato, counter, now.

Oh, here are your fries.

Hey, hey, looks good.

Good fries.

A lot of fries.

Do you want to go out tonight?

Sure.

So, where do you want to go?

I don't see him in the satellite.

So what do you think about a movie tonight?

Tonight? Are you asking me out?

I thought I was.

Well, I like the way you think.

So I'll see you at 7 .30?

Great. I live at 243 Maple Drive. I know exactly where that's at.

See you there.

I guess you can never be too sure.

So, what time do you want to pick me up?

I thought 7 .30.

7 .30 is okay with me.

You know what? You're kind of schizo, but that's cool.

with your instincts.

Ray, plan it. I need to vent.

What's the problem?

I met this incredible man today and, well, it's kind of hard to explain.

Just spit it out.

Unfortunately, that's what I did.

Spit on the guy?

Well, you know, in some cultures, it's considered a sign of affection.

What culture is that?

If I knew, I'd go hide there.

So it was a little embarrassing, Lisa. The guy's probably not even thinking

about it. You think so, Ray?

Probably doesn't even remember you.

Thanks, Ray.

You're just a speck in his memory. Put a sock in it, Ray.

So you like him?

I don't know.

He's kind of nice and witty.

I thought there was some real potential in him.

Well, why don't you go see him again?

Wouldn't it be kind of weird to go grocery shopping twice in one day?

For you, no.

Well, thanks for your help, Ray. Would you mind letting little Ray out?

Consider it done.

barring your shoes. Hey, we're sisters. You don't even have to ask.

Thanks.

Aren't those my jeans?

Hey, you scan my shoes.

Forget it. Oh, there's my date. No, no, it's probably mine. I can tell he's the

punctual type. Yeah, mine's too cool to be on time.

Hi, Joey.

How do you know Joey?

He's my date.

No, he's my date.

You being too swift.

Mom, he thought we were one person, and he asked both of us out.

Uh -oh, custody battle.

No, no, I'm sure we can figure something out. Yeah, I'll just go out with him

tonight, and I'll come home and tell you all about it.

Could you excuse us, please?

I can't wait till that triplet gets home. Oh, sweetie.

You're easy.

Look, there's got to be a mature way to figure this out.

think of one fair way?

Alphabetically. T -I -T -A. See you.

Ray!

Ray, get in here. This is getting good.

Remember the date that both girls had tonight?

This is him.

Well, I guess you feel like you won the lottery.

Well, yeah.

This is as lucky as you're going to get.

Didn't it occur to you that the girls had different names?

What? To tell you the truth, I was so excited about getting a date, I forgot

ask. Well, how were you going to make it through tonight?

I don't know. I guess I was just going to say something like, um, hey,

beautiful.

Or something more respectful.

We're back.

This is a toughie.

Well, we couldn't decide, so I guess we're just going to have to forget the

whole thing.

Go to the car. I'll meet you there.

I heard that.

Well, I want to have something. No, no, no, no, no, no. Why don't we just all

go? Good. I'll get my coat.

you kids going to see?

Who cares?

I got your scarf caught there.

Really? Yeah. Let me help you. Oh, no, no, no. It's no problem. I got it. I got

it. I got it. I got it.

You should have seen the one that got away.

Don't worry about it.

That happens all... Well, no, no. Most people use the tongs.

I'll try that next time.

So you're back again, huh?

Oh, you noticed.

Yeah, I come here a lot because I love to cook.

Well, I love to eat.

Oh, yeah? Well, so your wife cooks for you?

No, I'm not married.

Oh, so your girlfriend cooks for you? No, I don't have a girlfriend.

You live with your mother? No. A guy named Fred? Oh.

Well, I don't want to pry.

So, uh, are you seeing anybody?

Just this chicken.

Well, you know, it's hard to meet people. You know, it's such a big city.

big, big city.

Lots of single people wanting to meet other single people.

Sometimes making a connection happens when you least expect it.

On a bus, in a church, in a supermarket, in a poultry section.

Lisa, I've been meaning to call you. Me?

Yeah, but I really didn't know how to say it.

Oh, just say it.

It's kind of personal. I got nothing with personal.

Your check bounced.

Oh, no!

What?

Really? You're in a band?

Well, it's not really a band. It's just a bunch of us guys.

I'm playing music together.

That's a band.

Yeah, I know. I was just trying to be modest because I heard girls like that.

We do.

My turn. It's been five minutes already.

Move it, move it, move it, move it.

So, what's your band called?

Well, we don't really have a name. It's a symbol. Like what Prince did.

What a cool idea.

You thought that was so stupid.

She went on for days.

I just didn't like that man.

But I'm sure Joey's symbol's great.

Yeah, it's a cockroach with his head cut off.

See, now, that's profound.

Yeah, this is a killer shake.

Can I try some?

Oh, sure.

Oh, this is good. You know, Tia, you should go up there and get one.

to study at your feet roger run a date can i dip in

i kind of work alone you know i'm kind of a loner too a solitary man the

wanderer

He just shut the blinds.

Let's recap, shall we? You were caught eating off the shelf.

You spit on him. You wrote him a bad check. And you had a chicken hanging

your neck.

That never happened to you?

You still may call.

Guys can get desperate.

Where's Little Ray? I need me some intelligent conversation.

You know, Lisa, I think it's very important not to get too attached to

I'm not attached.

I just love him to death.

Funny you should mention the word death.

Little Ray!

Little Ray!

Little Ray, Little Ray, come home.

This isn't working.

Lasty, Lasty, come home.

Little Ray, come home.

Look, the girls love you. Um, Lisa loves you.

I... I've always had a problem with intimacy.

Go away, I've got treats!

I

had

a great time tonight.

So did I. So, when do you two want to go out?

like you. But this isn't fair to us, and it isn't fair to you.

I don't mind.

Well, I guess you're just gonna have to choose one of us.

Really? Yeah, there's no other way.

Okay, I guess it's, uh, Tia.

Oh, uh, I'm really sorry.

No, no, it's fine.

I'll take it, Tamara.

Roger, what are you doing here?

The lone wolf needs a mate.

myself for asking and not that it matters but what i really want to ask is

i don't know i really didn't know who to choose so i just came up with some

stupid reason i liked her shoes oh well good night

hey

those are my shoes

and hears the phone ring, it makes their heart flip -flop and it lands in their

stomach because it just might be that special someone they've been waiting for

their whole life.

Not that I haven't had a good life now, but a good man might be that extra

teensy bit of frosting that can make it real sweet. And the thing is, what you

mean you gotta go?

Hi, honey.

So how'd the three peas in the pot go?

This pea got squished.

Huh?

Joey picked...

stupid. Why did I tell him to choose? He didn't even know we were twins.

Honey, you have learned a very valuable lesson.

Men shouldn't think.

They should just sit there and look pretty.

And if they can't look pretty, they should just go outside and fix

I hate this. I mean, you sit around waiting for some guy to pick you, call

like you.

Men. I hear you.

sitting here waiting for Mr. Food Boy to make the first move.

You are?

Hey, take it from a woman with experience. You want something, you do

moving.

You're right.

Hmm. Watch me move. I'm gonna make that food boy my man.

And wear good shoes.

Terrence, drop that quash and listen up.

I like you. I can't imagine you don't like me, so I say you and I go out

tomorrow night.

Sure. Good.

I'm glad you're an enlightened man who got put off by a liberated woman like

myself. Got it.

And if anyone asks you, ask me.

Got it.

Well, then, I'll see you tomorrow night at 7 .30.

I'll be there.

mad at me about the whole Joey thing?

Nah.

I hope you have a good time tonight.

Thanks. Can I borrow your leather jacket?

No.

Hey,

where's the fire?

I feel like we haven't seen you in days.

Yeah, we've been ignoring you.

Oh, come here. Give us a little kitty kiss.

Oh, no, don't give me that in.

Hey, look who I found.

It's little Ray.

I don't know where he's been, but...

Sure has been eating well.

I'm just so glad that... All right.

Later, fatso.