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What do you think?

We look like twins.

Newsflash, we are twins.

Mia, do you mind changing?

I just feel like being myself today.

Sure, no problem.

How's this?

Much better.

We better go. Yeah.

Believe it or not, today is the first day I'm going to ride a city bus.

Whoa, living large.

Hey, it's not my fault. I'm not even sure my dad's going to let me go today.

He's kind of... Overprotective.

But I'll just ask him openly and honestly.

And when that doesn't work, we'll beg.

Now that everybody knows, I ain't ever gonna let it go.

What is that?

It's a pillow.

I made it. Don't you love it?

Love is a very complex emotion.

This room is so full of you, I thought I could use a little bit of me.

A little bit of you goes a long way.

Okay, fine, fine. You don't like it, you don't like it. I'll just put this in my

room with the rest of my objects to art.

Hey, little Ray.

What you doing there?

The mooch was probably digging for loose change.

Lay off, Ray.

I think he's feeling too well.

Does he look pale to you?

He looks orange.

You're such a funk.

Yesterday he went into his litter box and he stayed all day.

Did you take the sports page?

I think we gotta take him to the bed.

We? Well, little Ray needs his big Ray.

He needs comfort, he needs support, he needs a ride.

Come on, let's see Blood Assassins. No, it's supposed to be terrible.

I know, but there's gonna be a ton of cute guys there.

Let's go see Blood Assassins.

You twins going to the movie?

Twins? Lisa, please, we're individuals.

Oh, I'm sorry.

You individuals going to the movie?

Yes, we are.

We better hurry.

Oh, yeah. Dad, we're going to take the bus. Is that okay?

Bus?

As in city bus?

No, Ray, they chartered a bus.

Well, look, it's not that safe. I mean, a lot of weirdos ride the bus.

I'll ride the bus.

There's nothing to worry about. Yeah, I've been taking the bus by myself ever

since I was 12.

Why don't you let me drop both of you off?

Dad, we don't want you to go out of your way.

Right, it's your day off. You should relax.

Teenage translation.

They don't want to be seen with you.

Well, at least let me pick you up. I don't want you out there alone at night.

Dad, it'll only be dusk. There's a big difference. Right, it's like day, only

duskier.

they'd rather be eaten by wolves than be seen with you.

Dad, how are you going to expect us to grow up if you don't give us some

responsibilities? Yeah, we need our independence.

We need our freedom.

Oh, goodness, Ray, let our people go.

Please.

All right.

Independence, yes.

Oh, can we have some money?

What about all that independence?

It got on the bus and took us for a ride.

What are you in for?

Oh, Prince has been very depressed lately.

After hearing his last album, I can understand why.

Very funny.

If your girlfriend just left you for a Pekingese and you gained 20 pounds,

you'll be depressed, too.

Come on, Prince.

Nasty man.

Boy,

I hate it here.

Why don't you like animals?

I haven't had a lot of luck with pets.

Had a lizard, that died.

A turtle, that died.

A goldfish, that died.

Boy, that was one busy toilet.

You know, if we get out of here in time, we can swing by the movies and pick up

the girls.

Ray, won't you just get your butt off the egg and let it hatch?

Poor little Ray.

I wish I was in there with him.

if they don't have one of those robes that open in the back with his furry

behind hanging on like that.

You're different from the rest of us, aren't you?

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

You're a pretty bird.

A big bird.

Can you say, Lisa?

Lisa?

You make friends wherever you go.

Um, would you like to feed Rainbow a cracker?

Uh, I'd rather not.

Oh, Rainbow really likes you.

He told you that.

I can just tell.

Ray, just feed that stupid old bird.

You changed my mind. Lisa?

I just got a manicure.

That movie. Don't.

Don't look at that guy sitting next to us.

Oh,

dear. Look at that cute guy.

I think he's serious.

But I think he's staring at me.

No, no.

He's staring at me. To me.

To her.

You know, he was too cute.

Yeah. I don't want a guy prettier than me.

Well,

anyway.

I'm glad my dad let me take the bus.

Yeah, me too.

I'd be sitting here alone.

You look just like us when we were your age.

Really? My name's Betty, and I'm Betsy.

Tamara. Tia.

Nice to meet you.

Don't you girls just love being twins?

Yeah, it's pretty neat.

You always have someone to hang with.

Someone to help put your girdle on.

I thank the Lord for that every day.

Yeah, we're really lucky.

But does being a twin ever get on your nerves?

Oh, sure.

My last nurse. I can't tell you how many times I wished I was one of those

single birth people.

I know what you mean.

What?

Sometimes you just need your own space.

You don't want somebody with your face in your face.

to know how you really feel.

What are you talking about?

Do you have enough space now?

You two want to settle this outside?

We're the parents of little Ray.

She's the mother.

How's my little Ray -Ray?

Well, I have some good news and some bad news.

Little Ray has a urinary tract infection, which could prove to be

What's the bad news?

Ray, sit.

Well, the good news is that there is an operation, but it can be a bit of a

financial hardship.

How hard a ship?

Well, to correct feline urinary syndrome, it costs $650.

How about 20 bucks and a box of Depends?

Dr. Cliff, it's no problem. I'll pay.

You will?

Yeah, sure.

Can you lend me $750?

He said $650.

I know, but I might want to buy myself a new outfit.

Is there any other option?

Well, uh, there's always...

down. What are you looking at?

Look at little Ray. Look at his poor little cat eyes.

He's saying, save me, save me.

I'm saying, bill me, bill me.

Why are you sitting over there?

I'm giving your face some space.

What's your problem?

Look, I heard what you said.

You're sick of being a twin.

Monty, you have to admit, we do spend a lot of time together, and sometimes it's

too much.

I mean, like chocolate. I love it, but if I ate it all day long, I'd throw up.

Ah, so now I'll make you want to puke?

That came out wrong. No, you came out wrong.

Gross. No, you're gross.

No, we just have to sign that they're gross points.

First of all, where's that?

I have no idea.

We're lost!

Are

you

sure this is the right bus? I don't know.

Excuse me, does this bus take us to Maple Drive?

Go down there to Parkway.

Get the transfer.

Hey, sit down back there.

Go, keep moving, keep moving.

What did he say? I don't think he knows.

Great. I talked my dad into letting us take the bus. And now he'll never trust

us again.

Let's just ask him for directions.

How about him?

I don't think I want to go where he's going.

I have no idea where we are.

I thought you were the bus queen.

I never said that.

You said you've been riding the bus ever since you were 12. What was it, your

school bus?

Excuse me.

Hey, you're 12.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Can you tell me how to get to Maple Drive? Yeah, she's gotten us lost.

When I get home, I'm not speaking to you. Why wait?

No, Sam, you don't take the four.

I drove a cab for 36 years.

And you got lost every day of your life.

Intentionally.

Listen to me. You gals should get on the 9J.

What are you talking about?

The 9J takes you to Sycamore.

Sycamore, maple, I knew it was some kind of tree.

Girls, take the 68.

The 68?

Trust me.

Why do we trust her?

Your turn.

Uh, hi.

Um,

does this bus go to Maple Drive?

Four.

Four? Four.

The guy on the other resort doesn't take the four.

The four?

Four?

Yeah, yeah, I feel great.

Just spent $650 on an animal that uses my leg as a scratching post.

Ray, you can't put a price on a life.

Dr. Clipper sure did.

I think this whole thing is a scam.

Where is your paranoid mind leading you this time?

You know, it's like when they put a new transmission in your car and they don't

do anything.

Little Ray was sick. He wasn't leaking oil.

I tell you what, that better be a scar.

Oh, face it now, Ray, you're a hero. And tonight you're going to take us all out

to dinner to celebrate.

Thanks. And someplace nice, too, because you deserve it.

Tia, Tamara?

They're not home.

Well, maybe they left a message.

You are beautiful.

You are a Nubian goddess.

I was checking to make sure the machine was working, you know.

Uh, hi, Dad.

Mom, we're lost.

They're lost?

We're not really lost.

Oh, they're not really lost.

We're just not sure we are.

Oh, they're lost.

never see home again.

Hopeless or totally lost.

Are you still mad at me? Are you still mad at me?

Well, that's mature.

Tamera, why does having a twin bother you so much? I mean, I thought you were

happy that we found each other.

I am happy, but I was used to being the only child.

I guess I felt like I was, I don't know, unique or something.

I'm sorry I'm getting in the way of your uniqueness.

Come on, Tia. I'm sure I get on your nerves sometimes.

No, not really.

There must be some things about me that bug you.

Well, I guess you are kind of sloppy.

That's good.

Flossy and loud.

I'm glad you got that off your chest.

Shallow.

I'm really glad you're here.

I'm really glad you're here, too.

Just wish we weren't here.

Why don't you put on your hat?

Between the two of us, we can figure out a way to get home.

How's your Spanish?

I got a B.

Well, I got a D, so if we put it together, we got a C.

C? Hey, we're communicating!

Okay, okay.

¿Dónde está House Street?

Um, el calle de... Maple O'Drivo?

Maple Drive?

Sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí,

sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí.

I should have never listened to you.

My goodness!

Let our people go!

That is a poor imitation of me, Ray.

Yeah, you're right. I should have been eating while I said it.

It could be anywhere by now. This is all your fault, Ray. My fault? How is it my

fault? Well, if you let your daughter out, maybe she could get around this

Oh, now it's Tamara's fault. No, it's still your fault, Ray. You

neurotic, BMW -driving turtle head.

I think they're probably out looking for us.

Oh, man, we're in trouble.

They'll never let us out of the house again.

Calm down.

We'll just explain what happened to me. We got on the wrong bus.

Three times?

Let's not confuse them with numbers.

The important thing is that we found our way home, proving that we're

independent, mature, responsible adults.

need me a brownie make it a double well at least

everything turned out okay yeah it did yeah sure did you called

me a turtle head i'm sorry i shouldn't diss turtles like that

I wonder where I got that from.

Come on, I was going crazy with worry.

I kept thinking about milk cartons and film at 11.

I have to admit, I was pretty scared, too.

I know I was all for them taking the bus, but I guess the problem with dusk

it keeps getting darker.

I'm just going to have to lay down some laws.

From now on, they only take the bus in the day.

And even then, we follow them.

They're going to fight us on this. They're going to whine.

They're going to pout. They're going to double pout.

We can't let them rule us. We're the parents.

Yeah, we're bigger than them.

Right. We're not going to let them wrap us around their little fingers.

Dad, there's a spider up here.

Come in, pumpkin.

He was a brave little soldier.

Oh, come in, little Ray.

I brought your favorite mousey.

Yeah, yeah, let me look at that scar.

Careful now, Ray, now. He's close up.

Dr. Clipper, that's an impressive incision.

Well, the scar will go away by itself within two weeks.

Thank you, doctor.

Hello?

You ready to go?