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I think you got it. Why don't you come with me?

You think you're so hot? Well, don't die and show me yours.

You've got to show me yours.

I do love a morning man.

I notice you're attracted to older women.

Now, it occurs to me that you are the firstborn son.

What the hell are you doing here?

Which leads me to think you're probably dealing with an unresolved Oedipal

complex. Oh, get off it, Kate.

Not even a Freudian.

That's true.

But first his wife, and now you?

Looks like a pattern to me.

Older women.

Are there any others you'd care to tell me about?

I'd appreciate it if you'd get the hell out of here.

Would you?

Or would you rather have me? Will you really want me?

I had a strange dream I find other people's dreams so fascinating

I know what you mean

Here's a questionnaire needs filling. Take a seat and you'll be chilling.

Robbing workshop.

Feminine? I don't think so.

David's been busy.

Not with his documentary, clearly.

His room condo. You got two pre -screen schedules and Mr. Wilkins over there has

an amazing story about making it with a sales clerk at Tall Lady.

Is that it?

Fondage.

Morning. Morning.

That's the thing.

What? Nothing.

Something on your mind?

Don't start with the therapy speak.

Touchy.

And don't do that either, that listening posture.

Is this better?

All right.

Last week in the coffee shop, you said it was me.

I said it is you, actually.

Interesting that you remember it so well.

I mistook you for a friend.

Thank you.

You know what I mean.

It's what happened after.

You said it was me. We can't do this.

I need a little resolution here.

We're very resolved.

I'm with David, and you're with Tony, apparently.

If Tony hadn't been there, what would you have done? Tony was there.

She doesn't have to be.

What am I supposed to do with that information?

What do you want to do with it?

You know, David and I are shopping for a house.

Is that the invisible house on Imaginary Avenue?

What we have is real.

Yeah, so real you keep yourself artificially busy to avoid it.

No, I don't.

Give me an example.

You'd rather focus on Tony's intentions or obsess about some anonymous confessor

than deal with what's in front of you.

All you're telling me is I take my work seriously.

Because it wouldn't be wise to take the other thing seriously.

Hi, kids.

Tony.

I think this belongs to you.

Thanks.

I'll meet you next door.

Excuse me.

It's a partial from Marshall.

He said you want to talk, so he made a date tomorrow at 8, so don't be late.

You're going to have to stop that.

Don't let Marshall be irate. That's a movie you would hate. Kate.

Mr. Wilson, are you ready?

You bet.

Happy karmic payback, Love Marshall.

Oh, you bastard.

I'm so sorry, Mr. Wilson.

We'll be right with you.

I think I cheated on Gavin.

You think?

I don't know. It's kind of complicated.

It usually is. Look at you. You're vibrating.

Come on. Tell me. Tell me what happened. I don't think I can.

Jody.

Just breathe.

Breathe.

Okay.

It all started this morning. I have this newish client.

Heather, she sent me out to buy for the summer. The whole nine yards.

I show up at her house with bags of clothing. She's not there.

Her handyman lets me in.

Her handyman?

Yeah, he's practically full -time. You know, she's always doing some kind of

renovation. For all I know, he lives out back in the coach house. Kate, I was

not looking for this to happen. I mean, I love Gavin.

It's just that nobody ever said that marriage would be easy.

I just didn't think it would be so challenging.

So hard.

Oh, Jody. I cheated on my husband.

Everything all right?

It's fine.

Go away. Mr. Wilson.

Jody. I know, I know.

We'll meet later tonight, okay? That'd be good.

Hi, Ben.

Sorry. I'm fine.

Hi, Jody. I'm glad.

You're going to be all right?

What happened after the handyman let you in?

You see, he should never have let me in in the first place. He doesn't know me.

Not really.

But he did.

And you went into the house.

He was putting up shelving in Heather's closet. She has the most amazing closet.

Bigger than my last apartment.

Possibly bigger than this apartment.

So the handyman.

I was laying out some selections for Heather.

So we talked a little, checked out each other's work.

Then Heather arrived.

In here.

She loved everything, and she is not inhibited at all.

Is the handyman still there?

Excuse me.

That boy.

Well, anyhow.

Perfect.

But I just don't think that I have the breath to carry it off. Oh, yeah, you

Hell, I think you have mine.

You're too kind.

How about this one?

It's a nice dress, that one.

Mm -hmm. It certainly is.

Let's give it a shot, shall we? Mm -hmm.

Sure.

I think the panty lines are going to show. What do you think?

I, uh, I don't see any.

Hold on. Nope.

Oh, yeah. My favorite.

Better on you, I think. Oh, no.

Oh, no, I insist.

Besides, you know you want to.

And in any case, I am exhausted.

Go ahead.

You be the supermodel.

Okay.

Oh, uh... Hello. Hi.

Hi.

Stop leaving you.

This is truly not what I expected.

Do you think I'm a lesbian?

Do you? I don't know.

I dig women's bodies. I always have. I just thought that made me open -minded.

Well, not that open -minded. Jesus.

The sex was really hot.

So I gathered.

She gave me this shirt.

It's a really beautiful shirt.

Jodi.

Oh, God, I'm a hoe now.

Okay, let's back up.

Is this about you being attracted to women, or is this about something that's

not quite right in your marriage?

I don't know.

I love Gavin, Kate, I do. It's just, I... There was this point

leading up to the wedding where all I wanted to do was run.

Maybe I should have paid more attention.

Me too.

I'm so sorry I didn't see what you've been going through. You've been self

-occupied.

A little.

I'm sorry.

More than a little.

Well, there's been the book and, you know, moving in with David thing and...

the Marshall thing and the following strangers in the street thing. We did

together. And there's stuff you're not talking about, Kate.

There's something going on between you and Ben.

No, there isn't.

And we're talking about you right now.

What do you want to do? I don't know.

Did I mention the sector's really hot?

Yeah, you mentioned.

I really don't have any advice for you right now, Jodi. You have to, Kate.

Friend, therapist, I'll take either.

Okay.

When you're on one of these voyages of self -discovery, you

end up taking some risks.

And unfortunately, some of those risks, might hurt other people.

Thanks, Oprah.

Do I tell him or don't I?

When Marshall reappears, he really reappears.

He owed me. Apparently.

This is a debt being repaid, nothing more.

Guy shows up with an envelope full of cash when your boyfriend's out of town?

You're smarter than that.

Changing subjects now. You want to talk about us?

I was reviewing a confession last night, and you know what I realized?

Most of the confessions we've heard are about infidelity.

Are you trying to tell me I just needed to walk in here with a big wad?

Yeah, I noticed a trend.

And it doesn't bother you?

Humans are hardwired to cheat.

I beg your pardon? It's pretty straightforward.

There's no way to really tell when a woman is at her most fertile. And before

DNA testing, there was no way to really answer the question, who's your daddy?

Your point being?

We can't tell when women get pregnant. We can't confirm paternity. So there's

real repercussions for cheating.

Our biology encourages it.

You really believe that?

Colobus monkeys, dichorantelopes.

Snuggle -loving prairie voles, I know. The only three mammals. In the world.

are monogamous? Three.

And I think they're lying.

So we're no better than animals.

I prefer to think of it as no worse.

You know, all this genetic predisposition to cheat, blah, blah,

convenient way for you to explain why Simone cheated on you. Well, that's

coming from the woman who hides in her past in order to avoid dealing with her

present. Says the man who pursues inappropriate relationships to avoid

commitment again.

Would that be the one with Tony or the one with you?

You know that oysters don't have sex.

They just squirt it out and help the sperm just by some other oyster.

Sounds like my first husband.

One can be male, then female.

Sounds like my second husband.

It wasn't that funny.

Right.

You're usually not disagreeable.

Also right.

More wine?

Mm -hmm.

It doesn't feel like my money. Give it a couple of days, it will.

Besides, sooner I finish paying you back, sooner we never have to see each

again, because that's what you want, isn't it?

And now you're eating meat? What is going on?

Mary Grant, a friend of yours?

Marshall, don't eat that.

Why are you laughing?

Because it all just came back to me.

You and the old days.

Marshall don't. Marshall do.

A regular John Brady.

Marshall, Marshall, Marshall.

It wasn't that bad.

You have no idea.

No idea.

Is that why you left the way you did?

Partly, I guess.

Yeah.

So would you say that I was too busy analyzing you when I should have been

taking a look at my own life?

You know something, Kate?

I think you were right about me back then. And I knew it, too.

I just wasn't strong enough to be a match for you.

That was then.

This is now.

You know, on the other hand, Bermuda would be so easy.

We could be back by Sunday.

Tony? Yeah, Ben.

I'm not sure. I don't think we should.

Go for three whole days?

You know how much I respect you, right?

Ben, it took you three courses to get to that line.

I'm disappointed.

What are you talking about?

You're uncomfortable sleeping with the boss.

You don't want to have sex with me anymore.

You knew.

Somewhere between the focaccia and the tenderloin.

I'm sorry.

Oh, for God's sake, don't be.

It was fun while it lasted.

And neither one of us wanted more.

I suppose that's right.

You take these things far too seriously.

It never happened to the scientific detachment.

It's easy to forget with certain people.

This is extremely strange.

Well, it feels good from here.

You

could

have stayed in the taxi.

I always see my date through the door.

That wasn't a date.

That was a clarification dinner.

Things feel clarified to you?

Marshall, we can't keep doing this.

We're not doing anything.

But if we were, where's the harm?

You want a lift?

No, I want a good reason.

We are not going back down this road.

It's a new road.

I'm with somebody.

Who's he with?

That was Otterland.

You're starting to have second thoughts now, aren't you?

I'm still catching up on my first thoughts.

It was your first thoughts that got you here.

You too, I guess.

Well, actually, you didn't let me in.

I'm sorry?

You know, once we started kissing, I thought for sure.

But then you said you couldn't.

I didn't let you in.

Yeah.

He did.

Hey, I'm happy to see you too, baby.

Aren't you supposed to be in Borneo or somewhere?

You understand he meant I let him in as a form of metaphor because there's no

way I would let him in.

Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. You see, it's my absence that's created the

space for him to enter, so to speak.

I don't think he's noticed your absence.

And it certainly wasn't you she was thinking about when she stopped catching

him. You think it was you? Who cares what he thinks? All I know is there's

of us in bed with her, and only one of us deserves to be here.

Who is it?

I didn't let you.

But you nearly did.

How'd you get in here? You let me in.

I think it was the guilt from when you shut the door on me the other day.

I apologized for that.

Obviously not enough for your subconscious.

Oh, God, this cannot go on.

Sister, you are stuck in a swamp of your own desires.

You don't like it?

Unstick yourself.

Oh, that's profound advice.

Then let me try it in language you might understand.

Physician, heal thyself.

You've got to show me.