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You're about to be landing on the most highly classified data in America.

We have a device that can allow you to send one human being back in time.

Ten seconds.

Five, four, three, come on.

Okay, okay, okay.

What's the deal with that? Check it out.

Did you guys put that up there? No, I didn't do it. Not me.

This would be interesting.

Brainiac's been doing Troy Belcher's homework for the last few weeks.

I thought I told you never at school.

Well, um, I have your history project. Oh, yeah.

It's due next period.

Yes.

It's not too good, is it?

No, it'll look like you wrote it.

Troy?

Well, I was just wondering if you had a date at the prom yet.

Hey, Troy, you got a new girlfriend?

Guys like to make an announcement.

What's up?

Taking Karen to the prom.

I'm also going to jump in my space shuttle tonight, take a trip to Neptune.

Hey, how about geranium?

Fuck you, right?

Hey, Rob.

That's another way to see the stars, Troy.

Jurok. Troy, man.

Get up.

Troy? What was that all about?

Okay, so all rollerblades have a stationary strut system, right? So in a

curve, that means only about 20 % of the wheel surface is making contact with

the road. Oh, here you go. Thank you.

But with my revolutionary pivoting strut system, even in a turn of, say, let's

say 20 degrees, there's still full rubber on the road.

That's great.

I've got to thank you for helping me out with my little sideline project here.

Of course, I will continue to be my usual generous self when we

the industry, huh?

Frank? Frank?

Stop, man.

Frank.

Frank. Walter.

There's no skating in the hall.

God.

Dr. Vukovic, we're updating the entry system. We just need you to scan this.

Okay.

Now if you would just sign this.

Hey, it's your birthday this week.

Yes, I'm aware of that.

Well, what are you going to do?

Well, I have a lot of paperwork to catch up on.

Well, that's crazy.

I mean, it's your birthday. The only day of the year that's just for you.

I suppose you're right.

Maybe I'll take an extra sugar in my coffee.

Well, I think you deserve better than that.

Olga, there's this place, I don't know if you've heard of it, called the

Buckingham. The Buckingham? Oh, that's the most elegant place in town.

Well, we've been to official functions together before, and I think I've always

conducted myself like a gentleman.

Well, I was just wondering if you might like to go to the Buckingham

with me for dinner on Wednesday night on your birthday.

Well, how nice.

Well, great.

I'll see you then.

You, me, Dukes, your birthday.

Surprised I remembered, huh?

Photographic, baby.

Uh... You don't like Dukes.

That's okay, no problem. We'll, um... We'll go to the Dragon. They got

made of real glass.

Oh, goody.

Actually, Mr. Parker, as much as I'd appreciate another evening watching you

a brawl... Come on, when was the last time you actually saw me in a fight,

Not now, Donovan. I'm busy.

Yeah, you didn't see that one coming, did you, old boy?

Oh, you're gonna regret this, buddy.

So, um, we got a date?

Sorry, I'm already booked.

Nathan's taking me to the Buckingham.

Ramsey?

Sit down, Belle.

Is that the list?

Yep.

Everything I've ever wanted in a man.

At least a prom date. Put it in the pot.

Shouldn't that be like a cauldron? Belle, sit down or leave.

What's up your butt?

A broomstick? Look, this isn't Charmed or Sabrina the Teenage Witch. This is

real stuff, and it scares the hell out of me.

Sit.

Was that Russian?

My grandmother taught me she was Ukrainian. It means, let the spirits

So that is more than a bottle opener.

Now, I'm not that experienced at this.

Actually, things might get a little out of control.

And I don't... Well, I don't... exactly know what I'm doing.

My grandmother said never to take this out unless it was absolutely necessary.

Okay, look, um...

You know we don't have to do this.

I mean I don't have to go to the prom.

By the power of hope and truth.

By the power of the old and new.

In true love I want to be.

By the power of the universe let him come to me.

So mote it be.

That's the 23rd time.

Let's just go bust a guy out of juvie.

Oh my god.

Lightning. Or her man.

Houston, I think we may have a prom date.

Oh. My.

God.

We did it! We conjured him!

Get in the car!

Oh my god, it's so hot, you guys!

I don't stand a chance.

Karen... You created him.

No, I didn't. You did.

Okay, Joanne.

Here comes your Romeo.

Call me.

I can't. I can't do that.

He's yours.

He'll do anything you bid him to do.

That's how it works.

Watch where you're going, you little hoodlum.

All right, Randy.

Last offer.

My Laker tickets right behind the Laker girls' warm -up area, huh?

Nah.

Okay.

My autographed photo of Ronald Reagan says you're a hero and a true patriot,

that's it.

I already got one. You do?

Yeah, it says thanks for your contribution.

All right, okay.

No more hair loss, Joker.

Ever?

Okay.

Ever.

No, thanks. Oh, come on. What do I need to do?

Since when do you wear cologne?

It's Hauston.

Olga's favorite.

And how do you know that?

I'm the head of security, baby. You'd be surprised at all the things I know. So

you've been spying on her? In a trade we like to call it gathering intel.

Really? Oh, you know what else she likes?

What?

You look ridiculous.

No, it's a Russian guy thing. She likes gold chains.

She said that. Yeah.

I think I'm going to try to kiss her.

Welcome to the Sam Rock Heights Hotel.

Take care of the back.

Yes, sir. I'll take care of it.

I've got an idea.

I think I'm in love, you guys.

What's he doing?

The shirtless pottery again?

Yep.

He's an artist of some kind.

I love artists.

Karen, we've been stalking this guy for days. You've got to talk to him.

Look, I want to go up to him again. I just need to know more about him.

You know, like, what his interests are.

What to talk about.

Well, I'm horny enough to take another look.

that horny.

11 .41 p .m., Hunk continues to work on art project.

What kind of writing is all that?

It's whacked.

I got it from my grandmother's book, but I'm adding some of my own stuff.

See this?

This means a hunk. He's a curlic user for when he goes somewhere. And this?

This is lover boy and Cyrillic.

Why can't you just write it all out?

You know, English?

Because that would be no fun.

No.

What's no fun is sitting up here all day and night in the cold while you ogle

and you scribble curlicues.

Which reminds me, I think our hunk symbol needs a big wink.

Uh, Karen?

Your prom date sounded like a donkey.

Okay, Val, if you're really in the mood to help, think of a symbol for that

shamrock hotel he keeps going to.

Oh, he's leaving again.

Okay, look.

I said we get into his room, we go through his stuff.

That'll tell him to be easy. Woo!

Where did you learn to be lost?

I thought I had to do it on cable.

You are so good.

Okay, 11 .48 p .m., entering lover boy's room.

First impressions?

Neat freak.

Tchaikovsky, Vivaldi, Brahms, Handel.

W .C.

Mozart.

Definitely your creation, Karen.

They say if you can balance a Bible on an end, God is with you.

Breathe. I was right.

Potter's clay.

Oh, these beautiful tines.

Beer's time.

He was making beer's time?

Oh, that was definitely my influence.

What's this green thing?

Florida?

It's Ireland.

You the star for Dublin?

An incarnate of an ancient Celtic prince.

Why can't I have your damn hoodlums?

The wrinkly guy.

Let's go.

Dr. Albert Kilborn was among those killed at the Patriot Grand Hotel when

blast occurred. The bomb took out most of the 13th floor.

27 guests and staff were killed in addition to Professor Kilborn.

You mean the MIT professor? He was quite the brilliant man.

He also headed up a number of top programs for the Department of Defense.

The NSA panel is very motivated to undo his death.

Yeah, I think that'll work. Is a half hour good for you?

Savor the memory of that date while you can, Ramsey, because it's back -stepping

time. Oh, I am savoring it. I know what you're up to. You're just doing this to

burn my ass.

Yeah, whatever.

You know, I think she liked being taken out to an elegant place and treated like

a lady for once. She only went out with you because she thinks you're gay.

Not after last night. You know, I think she likes me.

Opposites attract, you know. Really?

Hello, Nathan.

Good morning, Olga.

Thank you again for last night. Let's get on with the intolerance bombing,

we?

Sir?

We found a ledger amidst the rubble, an apparent record of the perpetrator's

movements leading up to the explosion.

Someone was following him, possibly Interpol, perhaps a foreign agent.

Great. I jumped with the ledger and we had him off.

Everything's back to normal.

Unfortunately, the ledger's in a complex code, some of it in Cyrillic. Olga,

maybe you can help us there.

Okay.

See what we have.

None of the NSA experts have been able to make anything out of it.

Well, I can make something out of it.

Whoever wrote it was obviously gay, looking at all those little curlicues.

You would know, sir.

Actually, it's a woman's handwriting, but the symbology, there doesn't seem to

be any logic to it at all. You're not kidding.

Somebody give me some math.

What about the Cyrillic?

Well, the usage is improper. I'd say whoever wrote it is not well -versed.

The code is random, to say the least. I mean, aside from Cyrillic, there's

Arabic. This over here looks like a sorcery symbol. These are Egyptian.

This is Celtic.

Give me a time estimate for a full decoding.

This could take weeks.

The man we're looking for is Elton Wilds. He's a major player in a

terrorist crime syndicate.

When you get back in time, Wilds will have already checked into the Patriot

branch. This is the ledger found at the hotel.

Reactor at 80%.

Reactor at

100%. Engage!

In true love, I want to be.

By the power of the universe that has come to me.

So moat it be.

Oh, my God.

That was the lightning.

Or her man.

Houston, I think we may have a prom date.

Oh, my God.

is getting away.

Go to the car.

Hi.

I need some information on one of your guests.

Oh, my God, you guys, he's so hot.

I don't stand a chance.

Karen, you created him. He has to do what you say. That's how it works.

What should I say?

I command him to give you a big -tongue kiss.

I can't do that.

You can do anything you want, but first you have to make contact.

Give me the key to that guy's room.

No, I just think we need to regroup and go over the commands again.

Sissy, just go talk to him.

Look, that was no hug, okay? He knocked the wind out of me.

Some guys like it rough.

Okay, both of you, stay here and cool off.

I'm going to see where he's going.

Good news is the professor is secured.

I assume the bad news is we've lost the bomber.

Yep. I've been through his room. No ID, no bomb components.

Did that ledger give you any idea where he might be hiding the explosives?

Like I said, it's in some kind of bizarre code.

Some of it's in Cyrillic.

On the other side of the timeline, Olga was decoding it.

I'll get her in here right now.

Listen, Bradley, could I speak to her privately first? There's some other, uh,

pressing business.

All right, Frank, I'll transfer you.

Hmm, it's your birthday this week.

Oh, excuse me.

Olga Vukovic?

I need you.

Mr. Parker?

You have to come to Boston to help me decipher this ledger.

Boston? Yeah.

How about I take you out to dinner when you get here? We'll celebrate and work

at the same time.

Uh, that's okay. I'm still recovering from the beer in Bratwurst from our

uh, date.

Give me a little credit. It's your birthday. I made reservations at the

place in Boston.

Oh, really?

What's it called?

Uh, it's called, um... It's, uh... Oh, I just made the reservation.

It's on the tip of my tongue. It's great. It's, uh... Um...

Le Café du Ovaltine.

That sounds fancy.

Oh, yeah, it is. You're gonna love it. Listen, um, has Ramsey been hanging

around like a bad smell lately?

Uh, well, actually, he's standing right here.

Oh, he is, is he? Good. Put him on.

No.

He wants to talk to you.

What?

You lose, butthead.

I wonder what he's reading.

Trust me, if he's that into it, it's got to be pornography.

Babe alert.

You've got competition.

Don't say that.

Well, it could be a sister.

Yeah, right.

They're leaving.

Let's go.

Le Café du Ovokine.

Oh, I must have Americanized it.

Oh, well.

Hi.

Uh, excuse me.

What's wrong?

Well, it's just like you to pick a place like this for a special occasion.

We could always go out with Ramsey. I'm sure he could pick a special place for

you.

Oh, I see. That's what happened in the other timeline?

That's all I am. A prize in a childish game.

Okay.

Ramsey did take you out before, and it drove me crazy. Not because it was a

game, but because it was your birthday, and I wanted to take you out.

I picked what sounded like...

The best restaurant in Boston.

Because that's what you deserve.

I'll take you anywhere you want to go. I don't care.

I just want to have dinner with you.

What do you know?

That's really very romantic.

And maybe this is a romantic place.

You can sit anywhere. We don't have a hostess.

Let's get out of here. Wait a minute.

Let's just go have some vodka.

Okay.

Oh,

that ain't no sister.

Reddit's flirting with your man.

Nope, we blew it. You waited too long, so the spell moved on to that bitch.

Could it be true?

Could be.

Set up the candle.

Right here.

We've had the connection.

I know we do. I commanded him and he hugged me. He's mine.

That red -headed tramp is going away.

Okay, so he's running all over Boston, then he goes back to the hotel.

Same thing the next day.

So he's moving around a lot, but we can't get the names of the places.

I'm sorry. Every time I think this code is going somewhere, there's a strange

sketch, a sorcery symbol, or this...

Ireland -shaped emblem.

Looks like a beer stein.

Everything looks like a beer stein to you.

Let's get out of this dump.

By the power of hope and truth.

By the power of the old and youth.

Injured, I want her to be.

By the power of the universe.

So mote it be.

You okay?

My ankle.

I think it's broken.

They're sending someone down from x -ray.

I found something, but you're not going to believe it. Whoever kept this ledger

thought they conjured the bomber.

What? Thought they created him, as if, like, from a spell or something.

I found this passage in Cyrillic.

Sorcery successful, perfect man conjured.

So, she's a witch.

Well, along with all these love expressions, I would say that she's a

a crush.

Excuse me.

It's time to go to X -ray now.

I better call Talmadge with this.

Good luck.

I command you to come back to me.

Huh?

I am the one that has conjured you.

You will now come back to me.

So mote it be.

What the hell?

Give me that.

And that.

I'm with the NSA.

The what?

The feds. You stay here. Don't move an inch.

They'll be watching you.

Especially you.

Way to go, Ace. You conjured a cop.

Olga fell. Probably broke her ankle, but she's okay. Look, Bradley, more

importantly, the woman following the bomber may actually be three women.

girls. They think they're witches.

Did you say witches?

Yeah, I got a feeling the bomber's targeting somebody else, and these girls

be the key to finding out who it is.

Got to go.

Stop those girls, Tennessee!

You girls are just spanking.

I can't believe I ever got involved in this.

My mom was going to kill me.

Quit whining. If you hadn't run, we wouldn't be here.

Oh, and suddenly you're a law -abiding citizen?

You know, you ran too, Val.

There was no reason to run. We own this guy.

We're just not acting like it.

Well, you know what I think?

I think all this Hocus Pocus stuff is just a big joke.

It's a joke on me, isn't it?

Like we'd waste that much energy.

Okay, both of you, shut up!

Karen, you wanted a prom date, so we conjured him. We also broke somebody's

ankle. Yeah, and now we're in jail. I told you this might get complicated. I

said I was an amateur.

But it worked.

And we do have power.

This guy we created, he can get us out of here and he can get you to the prom.

But you've got to stay cool and start taking charge of this thing.

Lovely.

Can't wait till my kids are teenagers.

Pretty weird, huh?

You haven't seen weird yet.

I command you to get us out of here.

And pass things over with my parents.

And take me to the prom.

So mote it be.

I hear your commands and I will obey.

But first I need your help.

In conjuring me you have also conjured another, my opposite.

An evil one who must be stopped.

Give me a break.

Just like I like him.

Is he channeling or something?

No, that's when someone talks through you.

I'm channeling.

But who are you?

There are those who call me Lucifer.

You can call me Lou.

Now, you really want to go to the prom with a cop.

Let's kill him.

What? The cop. Just let him throw it, baby. Then we'll take care of your

parents. Put them out of their misery. Boo!

Listen to him, Karen. This is just an act.

An act?

You are an amateur.

You know nothing of the world from which I come. I am evil, baby.

I will hurt people.

And that evil will be of your making. And for it, your eternal souls will burn

in hell!

something from the adjacent reality.

Oh, my God. This is my handwriting.

Oh, geez. This is real.

All of this is real.

You are my...

Don't you ever take things seriously?

Like our eternal soul? Yes. That's right, Val. Now help decipher that

will you?

This is getting to be a real drag.

Tell me about it. Let's see. It's Friday, 10 a .m.

Oh! 10, 10 a .m. Fairy Shine Uniform Shop. No, no, no, no, no. That's my

handwriting. It says Fairy Sun.

Fairy Sun. What kind of place is called Fairy Sun?

Well, what kind of a place is called Fairy Sun? Well, I think Rhonda's right.

mean, all fairies... Ferry Shine?

Yeah, Boston.

Either a Ferry Sun or a Ferry Shine uniform shop.

Nothing?

Faraday! How about Faraday? Give me your keys.

Right. Give me your damn keys!

He is so cute when he's mad.

Let's do it back tomorrow.

And I'll need your signature on the rental agreement right there.

Stay here.

Wait! It's dangerous. Stay!

Don't move.

There he is.

No, out of the way. Move.

Out of the way.

Hey.

Told you Knucklehead could stay in the car. Would you listen to me? Oh, no.

me that.

Here.

All right. Now, I got something or somebody, Irish or Russian.

I got a guy in a waiter uniform. I need a plate.

Okay, look. I know we screwed up in there, but I have to command you not to

mean to us.

Read.

Please?

Thank you.

You're welcome.

What is it? A restaurant, hotel, private party, what?

Well, I... Come on, come on. We don't have all day.

Oh.

Shamrock Heights?

Shamrock Heights. Oh, yeah, I get it. A little shamrock in a cloud.

Girls.

What in the hell is Shamrock Heights?

A hotel downtown.

Thank you. Let's go.

He is so cute when he's mad.

Get in the car.

Damn it.

Can I have everyone's attention?

The signing of this peace accord is an historic moment in the peace process in

Northern Ireland, and I want you all to get your photograph.

Symbolically, Mr. Callaghan will stand on this side and Mr. O 'Brien on the

opposite. The two will make the toast over this uniquely carved table using

these... Waiter?

for your own good.

We have the gift.

If you let us, we can help you.

Yeah, our souls are on the line here too, you know. Yeah, I'll take care of

souls. Wait!

I command you to take us with you.

We've lost control.

We'll have to do it my way.

What does that matter anyway?

I'm not even thinking about the prom.

starts in exactly four hours.

Give me your hand.

Okay.

Oh my God, was that a bomb?

The evil one.

By the power of hope and truth.

By the power of the old and youth.

So moat it be.

That is so gross.

Uh -uh, that is so cool.

In Boston, where an assassin hired by a radical faction of the Irish Republican

Army was killed in an exchange of gunfire in front of the Shamrock Heights

where the peace conference took place.

Come in.

Hey.

Hey. How are you feeling?

Oh, much better, thanks to these.

Good.

I, uh...

I wanted to make up for, you know, what happened the other night.

Oh, gosh, Mr. Parker.

Graham. How nice of you.

Oh, and I was so hard on you. Oh, that's okay.

I'm so foolish now.

No, it's fine.

Oh, oh.

Look, you went to all this trouble.

And you even rented a tuxedo for me.

I know.

You know, I'm really very touched by this. Actually, I'm almost a little bit

embarrassed because... Well...

dinner. Ready for some cake?

Mr. Parker.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday, dear Olga.

Happy birthday to you.

Boy,

this looks good, huh?

Open wide.

Oh, my God. Look at the time.

Where does it go when you're having so much fun, huh?

This has been great.

Really?

Yeah,

I, uh... Olga, I gotta go.

Happy birthday, sweetheart.

And besides, we have dates, but they're out of the quick mark trying to get

somebody to buy for them.

Excuse me, ladies.

Excuse me.

So, Karen, you came to stay, huh?

You know what, Troy?

I never needed you to take me to the prom.

Because the fact is...

I already have a date.

Hi, sweetheart.

Congratulations on your fall.

Nice talk to me, boy.

How in the hell did that witch get such a hug?

Thank you.