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You're about to be letting on the most highly classified data America holds. We

have a device that can allow us to send one human being back in time.

Somebody around here got to start getting their act together.

We're spending more money on recovering the damn sphere than we are on half of

these damn missiles. Don't blame me. The coordinates were programmed to land us

precisely on a barren stretch of Mexican beach.

Well, how come we nearly deep -sixed that tuna boat off the coast of Cabo San

Lucas? Because someone wanted to log in a little surfing time, maybe? He could

have joined me.

Ruskies don't surf.

How do you know I don't hang five with the best of them? Look, I did my job.

This half a dozen senators will be taco -stuffing right now from wearing from

me. I fly the needles as well as they're designed. Better.

Well, then how come your record for perfect landings is exactly serum?

Because sometimes Lulu's got a mind of her own. Lulu?

It's a private thing. Well, that figures, Parker.

Can't make either one of your girlfriends do what you want.

What? What?

Well, he's breathing on his own, but he's still in a coma.

Well, he's strong. I'll pull through.

It's been three days.

Maybe you should get some sleep.

Well, I'm fine.

Please. Come back, Mr. Parker.

Look, I know I act like you annoy me, and you do drive me crazy, but

seeing you like this, knowing what you've done for everyone,

for me, I just can't stop thinking I might never get the chance

to tell you.

What did you say?

Mr. Peck.

Doctor, get in here quickly.

I heard what you said.

You heard nothing.

You said you love me in Russian.

I did not.

You'd lie to a coma patient.

Look, I've been under duress, okay? I haven't slept in days. I didn't know

I was saying.

No, no, this is good. Now that we're being honest with each other, I think...

Don't speak.

All I'm saying is... Mr. Parker, please.

You care for me. Stop, please. I care for you. Now!

What's going on in here?

Congratulate us, guys. We will blow at each other. Is that right, hon?

Yes. What kind of drugs you got here, mon?

Not the kind he needs.

Hold my hand.

Oh, shut up.

Sorry guys, just give us a couple minutes here. We'll be out of your way.

problem All right, let's go let's move it

You

know, I've been up for days

And he was at death's door.

So it was a coerced confession.

Exactly. You know, and I know how his warped little mind works. He thinks he

manipulate me into admitting that I have feelings for him, which I don't.

Mm -hmm.

And then when it suits him, he'll say he was delirious, which he obviously was.

Of course.

He's mentally imbalanced anyway.

Goes without saying.

And then if there was the slightest possibility of this leading anywhere...

Which, of course, there isn't.

There'd have to be some logical progression. I mean, you've never even

on a date.

What? You have seen him naked, my dear.

46, 47, 48. Damn, slow down, Frank. You ain't been out of bed but a day.

Yeah, I know, but she finally admitted she got a pad for the big dog.

Oh, big dog.

That's what this is all about.

No, but you gotta admit, she's burned my bacon so many times, I deserve a minute

to bask in the thrill of victory.

It's in the game, Frank.

The hell it is, and I've been playing this sucker for two years.

Yeah, well, you got the ball in the end zone.

What you gonna do?

Strike it and do the dance?

I don't know.

Haven't really thought it through that far.

Well, enjoy your minute, because I think that's about all you're gonna get, my

friend. What do you mean? Well, you saved her life, Frank. She sat by your

for three days while you hung on between life and death.

Hell, I probably would have told you I loved you, too. Don't tell nobody that.

She's going to weasel out of this.

Well, you're not the only one who could backstep.

I'll have to tweak that again. It ain't hurt and it ain't working.

Mr.

Parker? Olga?

How are you feeling today?

Same as yesterday. How about you?

Rested, thank you.

Gee, spring's in the air.

All right, look.

Things were said yesterday by both of us that maybe we should just choke up the

delirium. So you didn't mean it?

Well, I didn't say that.

Then you did mean it.

Look, Mr. Parker, let's face it. The only reason that you're attracted to me

because I represent some sort of a challenge that you'll never win, like

mountain that once you've climbed on top of... Watch that metaphor.

Oh, thank you.

You'll just be looking for the next one. Oh, you think this is just a game to

me? You think that's all I'm about? Trust me, Mr. Parker, you're not that

Ooh. She can't talk to me like that. For your information, I am nuts about you.

Hell, I've saved your life and a bunch of... God's lives.

Exactly. Which you can never prove.

Well, you want proof?

Well, what if I said the M word?

The M word. Marriage, baby.

You want to marry me? Yeah, I do.

Okay, say I say yes. You'll want a long engagement with conjugal relations, of

course, and then you'll find some excuse to change your mind. No way. I'll marry

you as fast as we can get our blood tests. You name the day, I'll book the

chapel. I'll check my calendar. You do that? I will. Good.

Trouble. Big trouble.

You're joking.

Mother of God.

That's insane.

Absolutely inevitable.

Guys, this is all just some crazy dare they made down there. There's no way

they're getting married.

Maybe that knock on the head took all the wind out of Parker. Maybe he's gone

soft. Those two are like human electron magnets.

Repel, attract, repel, attract.

Do you think they'll really go through with it?

Statistically speaking, I think they've got a better chance of spontaneously

combusting. But the real question is, who's going to get cold feet first?

Okay, boys.

Fifty bucks says Olga comes here and does it first.

Even if Frank won't.

Within 24 hours.

Hey, I'm all over that.

But I say that it's going to be in two days.

Parker's the one that loses his backup.

I say they're going to hold it together until the wedding and then have a

complete meltdown at the altar.

Yeah, but who calls it off?

Both of them?

Simultaneously? No,

I'll hold it.

There's a lot more power. Don't blame me. I didn't tell you to propose to her.

You said she'd fall. Well, I still think she will. Well, when?

I booked the chapel. I even bought a ring.

Well, Frank, nothing says you can't back down.

No, absolutely not.

This is stupid. She's an independent woman. She doesn't want to get married,

right?

Right?

All right, Buck. We're trained professionals. This calls for major

maneuvers. Okay, Frank. The whole thing started when she let a guard down and

she killed her real self, right? So?

Well, how... well does she know the real you?

Poked and prodded in places I don't even touch in the shower.

No, Frank, I'm talking about the Frank Parker I know.

Oh.

This is why you are my best man.

See you at the service.

Parker? The hell is this?

You got it?

Yeah, we got it. I don't know why anybody would want it.

Oh, God.

Hey,

Padre, you made it.

All right, down front.

Very nice.

Are you sure you really want to do this to her?

She agreed to a wedding. We're having a Vegas wedding.

What? Excuse me. Coming through. Watch your toes there.

She's right out front.

Hey, Clamby.

I love that movie, man. I love it.

How do I look?

Like a casino.

It'll all be over in a minute. Hit it, maestro.

I'm going to take the pot, by the Lord.

hitting below the belt, so if you just want to call it a draw.

Well, this is all so, uh... American.

Yeah.

I love it.

You do?

Dearly beloved, we gathered here today to witness the journey of these two in

holy matrimony.

Hey, could this be the end of Frank B. Parker?

Anyone present know why this couple should not be joining holy matrimony.

Let them speak now or forever hold their peace.

Cool to have some rings.

These rings signify your commitment to one another.

To you, Oka.

Buko. Buka.

Vukovic. Do you take this man to be your lawful wedded husband?

I... I...

I

do.

Take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife. What?

Do you.

Oh, um... I, uh... I, uh...

Uh... Uh...

Yes,

definitely.

I mean, I... I do.

By the power vested in me, by the state of Nevada, and the King himself, I

pronounce you husband and wife.

Hold it right there.

Oh, for crying out loud, Carter, go get back in there. Just one more.

Since when did you become such a center bug?

Are you kidding? This is history. I feel like Matthew Brady shooting Lincoln.

I thought John Wilkes boot shot Lincoln.

Yeah, everybody's a comedian. Okay, now this time, come on, give me sexy.

Think sexy. Come on, you two. That's crazy sexy.

Can't believe we're really married.

I was absolutely certain you were going to back out. Yeah, well, I'm just full

of surprises.

This is insane.

Crazy.

Madness. Nuts.

Does anyone here believe those two are ready for this?

I don't mean to piss on everybody's cornflakes, sir, but this has got to be

most ridiculous, asinine waste of time that I've ever been forced to endure.

But if anything moves us one step closer to getting rid of that nutcase and our

resident communist, I'm all for it.

So, you're upset you lost the bat, right?

Shut up.

Seriously, Isaac, you think Parker's ready?

Who's ever ready?

But maybe it'll be the best thing for him.

Olga could be a steadying influence.

Well, I hope not too much of one.

Could be that Parker edge that makes him such an effective chrononaut.

Well, we'll find out soon enough.

Let him have his day, Bradley.

And his night.

What's that?

A little wedding gift from the tape.

You shouldn't have.

No, you shouldn't have.

But you did.

It's the pot from the office pool, man. Nobody won.

You mean everybody was betting against us?

Everybody but Isaac.

Biggest pot in NNL history.

I wasn't even part of it.

That'll be enough to cover honeymoons.

Little late to be getting cold feet, isn't it, Frank?

It's just, I already screwed up one marriage. Who's to say I won't do it

All the deserve better now. We're in Vegas. You got a quickie wedding. You

get a quickie divorce.

I think so.

Why not, Frank?

Come on, man. You got hit in the head. She was worried about you. Things got a

little crazy.

We're all adults here, Frank. No harm, no foul.

Getting some air?

Yeah, you know, wedding.

Yeah.

Hey, listen, I just wanted to thank you for everything.

I know how much friendship you have. You've got to watch your friend's backs.

Well, he's very lucky to have you.

You too.

Come on, we've got to get back inside.

There never will be a quick divorce.

I'll be out in a second.

Okay.

Well, do you like it?

Uh, yeah.

You know, there are a million reasons why we shouldn't be here right now.

Yeah.

I've been through them all in my mind, over and over.

Yeah.

And I just keep coming back to the

one reason why we should.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh my god.

That's got to be important.

No one else heard the number.

Yeah.

Frank, I'm sorry to disturb you on your wedding night, but we've got a problem.

Bradley.

An incredible, tragic scene here at Liberty Island as the twisted wreckage

the Statue of Liberty shudders in the harbor.

I don't want to go, you know. I have to.

Donovan just disappeared without a trace.

You're going to backstab him.

I should have known.

What?

Well, this is all going to wind up as your little joke, isn't it? Come on,

No, you'll turn up in the past and you won't even tell me we were married.

I admit this has been a little weird, but I'd never keep something like that

from you. You're my wife, for God's sake.

Give me your hand.

The next time I see you, I'm going to give you this ring back.

And if we feel the same way about each other, it goes right back on your

okay?

Give me a kiss, Mrs. Parker.

Look on the bright side.

How many women get proposed to twice in seven days, huh?

Hey, when you do the wedding again, talk to me a little earlier this time. I

have a friend who can get you a deal and a timeshare. Now we... Thanks, dollars.

Congratulate me.

Why, Galena?

I just married Frank Parker. I know everyone said it would never happen.

You're lying, I know.

Actually, we just made mad, passionate love for hours.

Okay, so where is your husband now?

There's going to be a back step. I know what you're thinking. He's going to go

back and undo all of this. But believe me, he told me he's so hot for me.

That when he goes back in time, he's going to beg me to marry him all over

again. Isn't that the most romantic thing you've ever heard?

Do we have confirmation on that?

Oh, my God.

The only thing left to make this the perfect evening is to get rid of you.

Reactor to 85%. 90.

I've got to talk to him. I don't think I can. We're too far in.

Poor little Olga.

Always the bridesmaid.

Galena Komanoff has escaped from the Buckner Institute for the Criminally

Insane. Frank and Olga's lives will be in danger in the next timeline.

Reactor at 100%. Engaging. No.

Frank, no, wait.

A statue of liberty destroyed.

What kind of a low -life scumbuck it would do such a thing? The wacko militia

kind, apparently.

NSA's been tracking them.

All right, as soon as we get the full intel, let's have a team ready to go to

New York. We're on it, sir. We'll intercept them there.

So we've got this.

Among other things, we need to talk.

Remarkable. You did all these?

Yes, Dr. Smalley.

Do you like them?

You have a real gift, Galena.

Dr. Eastlake says that art is mostly all about passion.

Well, obviously, you're a very passionate person.

And with a vivid imagination.

It's very important to know the difference between things you make up in

head and things that are real, isn't it?

Yes, Dr. Smalley. For example, this thing here looks like a machine.

Would you say that's something real or something you imagined?

Oh, that's from my imagination.

You really have progressed, Galena.

Your therapists all say that you're starting to learn to control your

and work within the system. Thank you. I dare say that someday you may actually

be able to leave this place.

Really? When?

Oh, I can't tell you that.

Keep up the good work.

You ever think about the future, Olga?

I mean, do you just plan to stay here at NNL for the rest of your life, doing

experiments, sending me back and forth in time?

Well, there's more to my life than my work, if that's what you mean. That's

good, really good. Because, you know, sometimes something unexpected happens.

People do things that, well, that might not make the most sense in the world. Do

you know what I'm saying?

No, as a matter of fact, you're not making any sense. Did something happen

you in the back step?

Actually, it was before the back step. You see, we...

We were in the sphere hangar and some scaffolding slid and... Oh, boy, this is

not easy.

Mr. Parker, would you just stop beating around the bushes and tell me exactly

what it is you want to tell me? Right.

What?

That's yours.

We got married.

And it's bush.

What? The expression is beating around the bush. You said bushes.

Okay, this is one of your sophomoric attempts at humor, I see. So, what, did

get this from a cereal box or something?

That cost me two months of pay, I'll have you know.

Okay, wait, wait, look.

Read the inscription.

Please.

O .V. from F .P. for all time, 9 -28.

A week from today.

Come on, you'd think I'd go to that much trouble for a prank.

Look, I was in a coma after I saved your life from an accident with the sphere.

It was an emotional time for us both. We got married in Vegas.

I know it sounds crazy. Hell, it was crazy.

I didn't have to tell you, you know. This is ridiculous.

You said you loved me.

You have absolutely no shame at all, do you?

Government forces moved swiftly and with great precision, as there was

absolutely no loss of life during the incident.

Due to the amount of explosives found on the scene, that scenario... You never

happen to give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses?

There are a lot of people in America these days who think we should pull in

welcome mat.

Good job, Craig.

Compliment the doctor, Smalley.

Oh, yeah.

Tell the doctor I have to thank you.

Sure.

I think I'd like to leave right about now.

Mr. Parker, have you quite finished with your adolescent flirting?

No, no, no, no, no.

No.

Mr. Parker, have you quite finished with your adolescent flirting?

Things have changed between he and I, Galina.

I don't talk to Frank that way anymore.

You try to trick me.

No. We're very serious about each other now.

We were actually married in another timeline. He asked me again this

And what did you tell him?

I told him yes.

We were going to shop for rings tomorrow.

I know that if I lie to you, you'll kill me.

Yeah.

I've been thinking about what we talked about yesterday.

Mm -hmm.

And? Ask me again.

What? I just want to hear you say it one more time.

Okay, well, um... We got married in the last timeline.

Everything was going pretty well until I backstepped.

So if, uh... I'd love to.

You'd love to what?

Marry you.

Oh.

You would?

I want it to be just the same way it was before.

Everything.

Even the, uh...

Chinese Elvis priest?

Why not?

Let's just make arrangements right away. We can buy the rings once I finish work

in the lab.

The rings?

You know, I don't need a diamond.

Anything will do as long as it comes from you.

Yeah, but...

Do

you have to work, Mrs.

Frank? B. Parker.

Huh.

I'm Frank Parker with the NSA. I just want to check on the status of a

Delina Komanov.

The whole psychiatric wing?

Where's Olga? She just left. She had an emergency at home. Why?

She's not home. She's at KGB plant. They're leaving Coleman out.

Olga. Are you okay?

She's gone.

Where? I don't know, but she could be back any moment.

How did you know?

She knew about the wedding, but she didn't know about the rings.

Come on.

You come with me. What?

What's going on?

Ryan,

he's made his choice. He wants you. He can have you.

Definitely signs of some kind of hostage situation.

And it's been confirmed no sign of Galina Komanoff's body at the Butner

I've called in an APB.

The things people do for love.

Oh, good.

I thought you were dead.

Galina. You remember me.

Well, you're not so easy to forget.

Nice outfit. What's the occasion?

Your wedding.

Where's Olga?

Here comes the bride in full dress and white.

Olga, are you all right?

She's fine.

She's a beautiful bride and you're her prince charming.

Doreen, now listen to me.

I don't want to marry this ice queen. I want to marry you.

No, you don't.

You two were meant for each other.

I know that now.

Come on.

It's your big day.

You need more color.

Take Olga to be your wedded wife.

Ashes to ashes till death do you part.

I do.

Now, do you, Olga, take this man to be your husband

till you're dead in the grave?

Huh?

Oh.

I have to do everything.

I do.

I now pronounce you husband and wife.

Ladies and gentlemen, faithful friends.

I now give you Mr.

and Mrs.

Frank B. Parker.

The dearly departed.

Not this time, bitch.

Ooh, little kitty wants to play.

You okay?

It is.

What did she say?

That this is the happiest day of her life.

Maybe color.

How true.

That's a color?

You asked.

Okay.

Motown or Philly Soul?

Well, Chopin really sends me, but I wouldn't kick R. Kelly out of bed.

Musically speaking, of course.

Naturally. And you'd serve steak to guests over chicken?

Well, it depends on the guests. If you're making any wedding plans, I'd say

you're a little bit premature.

That was Galena who agreed to marry you in the previous timeline, not me.

Nothing wrong with storing this stuff in the old data bank, you know what I'm

saying? All right, store this. I would never, ever get married in Las Vegas.

All right.

But you did say you loved me.

According to you.

As a matter of fact, I think your story is a little bit suspicious.

Oh, yeah? Well, you can believe what you want.

But I'll always have our wedding night in Vegas.

That wasn't me.

It was damn close.

Well, how do you know?

It was exactly the same, except for the mole.

What? The little mole on top of your thigh.