All language subtitles for RUPAULA 11

- ♪ MTV ♪

- Previously on
the Tournament of All Stars...

Last week,
the top nine All Stars

competed in the first episode
of the semifinals.

- It's time for the Tournament
of All Stars Snatch Game.

- Reba is a jack of all trades.

- Yes, I have jacked off
all trades.

[laughter]

- Who put you in charge?
The fuck?

- OK.

What did you say,
Count Dracula?

- Maybe, probably her ring?

[tense music]

[laughs]

- Cynthia Lee Fontaine.

- You could go
so over the top as Dracula,

but there was no accent.

- Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

You played her on point,

but there were not
a lot of jokes.

Ginger Minj.

- As Reba, you got
the most laughs, hands down.

- Ginger Minj, condragulations.

You're a winner, baby.
- Oh, baby.

- Yes, bitch.

- Three for three, honey.

- Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

♪ ♪

Shantay, you stay.

[applause]

Cynthia Lee Fontaine,
all is not lost.

- What?

- There's still
a chance that one

of the regular judges
will enter you

in the wild card lottery.

And if chosen,
you'll return to compete

in the final Lip Sync Smackdown
for the Crown.

But for now, sashay away.

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Ooh, that was a doozy.
- All right.

- Well, yes.

After Cynthia's elimination,
it feels very somber.

It's been a long time
since I've watched

the bottom two lip sync

and then somebody
has to pack it up,

and that's intense.

- Congratulations to Mistress,
our lip sync survivor.

- Yes, Mistress.

Bitch, you turnt it.
- Thank you.

I appreciate that.

[tense music]

- Yeah, the judges' faces
were lighting up, watching you.

They couldn't keep...
- Of course.

- The eyes off of you.
- I'm an amazing entertainer.

I've never lost
a lip sync on "Drag Race."

♪ ♪

- This outfit is fab too.
You look so good.

- Thank you.
I appreciate that.

I'm over it.

There was a lot of bitches
who had no laughs.

I think that Lydia
had no laughs.

Aja had no laughs.
I think Daya had no laughs.

So the fact that I was
in the bottom is a kiki.

♪ ♪

- Well, Ginger,
congratulations.

- Congratulations on your win.
- Thank you.

I appreciate it.

- This is your third
Snatch Game win, right?

- Oh, my God, a new record.
- A new record.

- We knew you had this shit
in the bag, from the start.

- I don't know.

You gave me a run
for my money, bitch.

- Girl, thank you.

- Oh, my God.
So I was so close to the win.

And I really wanted to gag
this bitch because, bitch,

I wanted to beat you
at your own game.

- Being next to you,
you were amazing,

and you really did deserve it.
It was amazing.

- That really means a lot
coming from you, so thank you.

- I hope you win
the whole thing.

You're amazing.

♪ ♪

- Mistress, are you OK?

- I'm amazing.

I'm so grateful.

It's amazing to be here.

♪ ♪

- Ooh!

Mistress is being
an energy vampire.

And I really think if she wants
to do well in this competition,

she's going to have
to start realizing

that she has to hold her own
without dragging other people

into her black hole.

- What are you thinking about?

- I feel like this is
just bullshit.

Girl, many of y'all
need it more than I do.

Trust me.

And that's not--
that's not even a shade.

That's real.

I'm very blessed to--
baby, I can sit on YouTube

and play a video game
and be just fine.

I'm fine.

- Sun Tzu said
in "The Art of War,"

"When your opponent is weak,
that's when you strike."

♪ ♪

- How are you feeling?

I feel like the vibes here
are a little--

- Oh, they're rancid.

- Girl, there's been a whole--

there's been a lot
of emotions today.

- The pressure of
the semifinals is so high,

so I can't be distracted
by shenanigans.

- You look like you should
be stealing socks.

- Rawr, rawr, rawr.
- Get away from me.

- All right,
the girls are losing it.

- I have to stay focused
on the prize.

I have to keep
my head in the game.

I'm here to win, and that's
what's going to happen.

[dramatic music]

- [laughing maniacally]

- Sister, what the fuck
is wrong with you?

♪ ♪

- ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

The winner of "RuPaul's
Drag Race All Stars"

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,

a coveted spot in
the Drag Race Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $200,000.

With extra special
guest judge Devery Jacobs.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best
drag queen win ♪

♪ Best drag queen win ♪

[upbeat music]

- Yes.
- Another day.

- I survived.
Ah!

- We did it.

This is the last week
before the finale.

There's eight
bad bitches left here.

- I'd fuck me.

- Knowing that next week
is the Lip Sync Smackdown

for the Crown, that's,
like, my bread and butter.

That's what I do on the daily.

And I'd be devastated if I went
home right before the finale.

Ah, I cannot be that girl.

- How are you feeling
after last week.

Honestly, I'm just
so grateful to be here,

and I want to thank
each and every one of you

for your amazing words.

They really encouraged me.

- Girl, it was the first time
you were quiet for once.

It was really scary.

- Let me give you all
the truth tea.

When I get actually mad,
that's when I shut up

because that's when
I say something

that I'm going to regret

or I'm going to
hurt someone's feelings.

I feel like I had
a little bump in the road,

but the girls obviously
know what I'm capable of,

and they know who I am.

And, honestly,
this is the time to show

the girls that I'm not a flop

and I'ma do my big one,
and may the best woman win.

- So, Aja, I mean,
you ended up being safe,

but I know it was kind of
a rough week for you.

- I feel good.

I feel like I was just
in a different place

mentally.
I wasn't present.

And--what's so funny?

- Girl, keep talking.
I'm listening.

[laughs mockingly]

[tense music]

- Ooh, Mistress,
you in danger, girl.

- Let's continue
with what I was saying.

If I want to laugh, I'll laugh.

But thank you.

♪ ♪

- You're doing too much.

- By laughing?

- No, you're just
doing too much.

Like--

- My love,
I was not laughing at you.

I could laugh at anything
I want to laugh at.

- Nobody's saying that
you're laughing at me.

- OK, but why would you--
you're doing the most

by stopping your conversation
because of what I was doing.

- Anyways,
like I was saying, last week,

I was feeling a certain way
because I wasn't mentally here,

but now I am.
So what's up?

- Are you?

- Yes, I am.

- I look forward to seeing it.

- I look forward to seeing you
be here 'cause

you was in the bottom two
last week.

- Sweetie, and I still slayed,
and I still stayed.

- You did,
and congratulations, but...

- Thank you, sister.

- You really just need to
humble yourself a little bit.

- From what?
- From this.

You need to
de-escalate whatever

you got going on
over here 'cause

it's getting in the way of you.

- I don't think
I'll take life advice

from anyone in your position,

but I thank you
for the sentiment.

♪ ♪

- Bitch, there is a part of me
that wants to lean over

and just backhand that bitch,

but, baby,
I'm a grown-ass woman.

I don't fight butch queens.

You really think that
you're doing something big,

but all you're doing
is making yourself

look really small right now.

I'm not gonna say nothing.
Just pay it.

- OK, most definitely.

[siren blaring]

- Oh!
- Oh, thank God.

- Ooh, girl.

She done already
done had hers.

Hey, All Stars,
it's time to dance and sing...

- Ooh.

- Get up and do your thing.

So get ready for a knockdown,
drag-out brawl.

Because when
the final bell rings...

[bell dings]

The winner takes all.

- Whoo!
- Hey.

- Ding, ding, ding.
- We're going to be fighting!

[laughter]

- Hello, hello, hello.
- Ah!

- Hi, ladies.

- Oh, eat it up!
- Yes, ma'am.

- Good morning, All Stars.

all: Good morning.
- Good morning, Ru.

- You know,
a recent survey found

that the average American
only spends

19 minutes a day reading.
- Oh.

- Well, I know they didn't
survey anybody in this room.

[laughter]

- Ain't that the truth.

- So for today's
Mini Challenge,

the library is
about to be opened.

- Yes!
- All right.

- Yes, sir.
- Because reading is what?

- Fun?
- Stupid.

[laughter]

Oh, pit crew.

[upbeat fanfare]

- [whistles]
- Whoo!

- I mean, the Reading Challenge
is iconic,

and I've got a couple
good ones up my sleeve.

- All right.
Up first, Daya Betty.

- So I'm hoping that
this lightens the mood.

- All right, Daya,
the library's open.

- Jorgeous, generally,
when people get

gender reassignment surgery,

the lips and the cheeks
go on the lower half.

[laughter]

Mistress Isabelle Brooks,

congratulations on
the weight loss.

You are really out here
proving to people that

you can actually
be "big-boned."

[laughter]

- I like that little one.
OK, OK.

- All right.

Lydia, I am so surprised
to see you here

because I was always told that
Daya ate her twin in the womb.

[laughter]

Jorgeous, you are such
a little slut.

They're going to have to rename
your throat the Orphanage.

- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.

- Bitch.
- Mistress.

Mistress loves to brag
about driving a Mercedes,

but I get it.

I would brag, too,
if I had such a beautiful home.

[laughter]

- Daya Betty, one of my
favorite people in the world,

but sometimes your attitude
is so shitty

your name should have been
Diarrhea.

[laughter]

Jorgeous, ugh.

The only thing Jorgeous
loves more than smoking weed

is taking dick.
- Oh, my--

- I guess you could
call her a "pothole."

[laughter]

- Lydia, you are so sickening.

But I think it's so funny
and ironic

that your name is Butthole,

because with an ass like that,
all you are is hole.

[laughter]

- Wait, that was--

- Ginger Minj, I don't care
how much weight you lose.

Bitch, you still look like
you sweat mayonnaise.

[laughter]

Mistress, with the face
only a dog owner could love.

[laughter]

- Bosco, I want
to congratulate you

on a fabulous transition

from one-time loser
to two-time loser.

- Whoo!

- Jorgeous, you got
an extra set of Capezios?

Kori and I need a condom.

[laughter]

- Jorgeous, I know
you dropped out of school,

but I still want to book you
for a drag queen story hour.

Do you prefer books
with noises or with pictures?

- Bitch.

[laughter]

Pictures.

- Daya Betty, I think
it's so cool that you named

yourself after your disease,
diabetes.

But what made you choose
Daya Betty over Si Phyllis?

♪ ♪

Lydia Butthole Kollins--
although after a year

of dating Kori King,
it's probably more like

Lydia Prolapsed Colons by now.

- Oh, my God.

[laughter]

- And Mistress Isabelle Brooks,

I just want to congratulate you
on your weight loss.

It's so nice to see you
finally lose something

you can't blame on Sasha Colby.

[laughter]

- All Stars, you all displayed
unsportsmanlike conduct.

[laughter]

The winner of today's
Mini Challenge is...

[dramatic music]

Bosco.

[cheers and applause]

- Ah!

I won the Reading Challenge.

And I'm glad to prove that it
wasn't a fluke the first time.

We're kind of cooking
with cunt here.

- Condragulations.

You've won a cash prize
of $2,500.

- Sick, OK.
- Yeah.

- Wow.

- Ladykins, this season,

your charisma, uniqueness,
and nerve

have been on full display.

Now, with one week
until our grand finale,

I want to focus in
on your talent.

For this week's Maxi Challenge,

we're hosting the Tournament of
All Stars Talent Invitational.

[all cheering]

- God, a talent show.

I'm freaking out.
[laughs]

[quirky music]

I do have talent.
Promise.

You got to fucking believe me.

- Now, you need
to take the stage

and show the world
that what you do

is that voodoo
that you do so well.

- Hey.

- #AllStars10.

Now, later today,
two at a time,

you'll rehearse
your individual

talent numbers
on the main stage,

and the seven queens that
survive this week will compete

in our final Lip Sync
Smackdown for the Crown

and the grand prize
of $200,000.

- Ooh!
- Ooh.

- All Stars,
start your engines,

and may
the best drag queen win.

- Whoo, yes!

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

[upbeat dance music]

- Ooh.
- Talent show.

- Crazy, what?
- Drama is unlocking.

I'm feeling scared.

Are you ready for this?

This week's Maxi Challenge
is the Tournament

of All Stars
Talent Invitational,

and I'm feeling so excited.

We're going to show off
a little bit.

This is the moment
where we get to do

what we do in the real world.

- I definitely need
to work on my wig.

I gotta pump her up
a little bit.

- Mine's already pumped.
- Oh, my gosh.

Your wig is pumped tighter
than Jorgeous's cheeks.

- You know,
I was part of the original

talent show on "All Stars 2,"

and I sang a sad, sappy song,
and I was safe.

"All Stars 6,"
we kicked the whole season off

with the talent show,
and I was safe.

I refuse to be safe
for the talent show again.

I have to be better because
I have been in the top

this entire competition,

so expectations are high.

- Sister, I went home
my first episode

of my season because
I totally bombed...

[laughs]
My talent show.

- I didn't get enough of
your personality from it.

- Now that I have
a fully realized version

of who Daya Betty is,
I can give you

a little something to gag at.

And at this point
in the competition,

it's go big or go home,

and, baby,
I do not want to go home.

- I just wanted to check in
with you ladies.

You know, you and Aja had
a little bit of a moment today.

Are you guys feeling OK?

Baby, let me tell you about
bitches like me and Aja.

We will read down.

The next second,
we're kikiing and laughing.

- OK, period.

- That's just how it works
when you're with a girl.

Baby, I've had bigger fights
with myself in the mirror.

- We're just two fiery girls
who, like--

we're just a little catty.

Mistress is
one of those people

that she wants to get
in your head.

But that shit
is not going to work on me.

I have
a competition to focus on.

Not getting me today. No.

One thing I learned
in my first time

doing the talent show
was that--

at first when I did it,
honestly, I was like, OK.

It was what it was,
but it was something

that was normal to me.

And I guess they liked it.
I mean, I won.

I've had people from all over
try to book me for weddings,

for birthdays,
to come jump off of a box,

which is actually
kind of crazy.

Like, imagine
you're getting married,

and it's like,
you may now kiss the bride,

and, bitch,
I'm jumping off of a box?

- [screams]
[chuckles]

Girl, I'll dip on a cake
for a fab coin.

Book me for your wedding.

This time around, I'm like,
how do I take what I do,

elevate it, tell a story,
and, you know,

make it more exciting?

- Once you make a viral moment,
it's hard to top yourself.

Trust me.
I know that more than anybody.

I've had a lot
of viral moments.

So the fact that you think

you're about to
outdo yourself?

We'll see what it gives.

- Step into my office.

- What's tea?

- What are you doing
for your talent?

- Do you want to know
the A plan or the B plan?

- You have two plans?
- No, I'm kidding.

I'm going to be doing...

- You better
not have two plans.

- [laughs]
It's, like,

a play on my first one,
but it's heightened.

It's elevated.

It's very Lydia Kollins,

and you're going to have
to find out the rest

from there on out.

- Oh, you're not
going to share?

- No, I kind of like
to show, not tell.

For the talent show
on my season,

we did Rate-A-Queen,

and the Queens put me
in the bottom that week.

So I'm kind of keeping
my cards close to my chest,

mainly because
I don't want anyone to be,

like, getting in my head
and being like,

that's a terrible talent.

And I am super excited
to actually hear

from the judges this time.

- We have one minute
to literally wow the judges,

and there's no waiting
till the last second.

You really just got to,
like, be on the whole time.

- But what if you're not good?
- Then you go home.

[chuckles]

- Ginger, now that you're
the oldest queen here,

I'm going to be sweet
and let my elders go first.

- Why, so I can show you
how it's done?

- Oh, sure, sister.
I love the confidence.

- [laughs]

You're going to love
the number, too, bitch.

I am so excited going
into this rehearsal.

- I am ready to watch.

- Daya is with me because
I know that she has a good eye,

and I know that we trust
each other probably

more than anybody else
in the competition.

Now, I did recently
lose 125 pounds.

- Yes.
[claps]

- So I definitely want
to do a T lift

right towards the beginning.

Sometimes I'm still
in the mindset

of I'm too heavy to be lifted.

But it's my fourth time here,
and I'm going all out.

- Let's see a jazz square.

I want to see you guys
do something

really Broadway theatrical.

- A jazz square.

- Just to get into
the vibe of the track.

- I hear Broadway calling.

They're saying,
"The restraining order

is still in effect.
Stop showing up at our doors."

[laughs]

Team Ginger.
- Yes.

- Highest earner,
max potential,

the way I work,
it is essential.

I am doing an original
bitch track titled "Work."

This is just going to be
the easel and stacks of paper,

kind of like
an overflowing office.

And then over here
is my work desk.

There's going to be
punk elements.

There's going to be
elements of humor.

You guys can throw
the paper in the air.

Make it look chaotic.

It's, like,
purposefully chaotic.

- Just remember
that less is more.

So if there's too much going on
to connect to the next piece,

don't be afraid to take
a little bit out.

- So basically,
for the talent show,

I'm trying to redeem myself.

So I'm going to try to
display as many talents

as humanly possible.
- OK.

- Irene's feeling scared
because

her first talent show sucked.
What's this moment?

- That's just some way of
traveling across the stage.

I came up with it just now.
- Yeah, I'm not mad about it.

It just seems,
like, a little hesitant

at the moment.
- OK.

There's no ceiling
to where a redemption can go.

I won three Maxi Challenges
in the first bracket.

Like, I've proven that
I am worthy of being here,

but I also want to prove
it's more than

just I'm a good queen
who had a bad day.

I'm a winner who had a bad day.

Talent!

- Tick, tick, tick, tick,
tick, tick, tick.

I think the best idea
for the Talent Invitational

is to do something that
boils down your entire brand

into one minute.
- Love...

- Yeah?
- That.

- So I have
constructed a number

that showcases that
I can sing, I can dance,

I can do stunts,
and most of all,

I am outrageously cunt.
I want this one.

- Girl, you want every one.
- I do. I do.

- These turkeys
make me want to vogue.

- Girl, but you don't think
Aja's going to get mad

that you're voguing?

- Oh, no, she definitely is.
- [laughs]

- I've done really well at all

the talent shows
that I've done.

Girl, I was so close
to winning

the "All Stars 9"
talent show.

Like, bitch, I got thrown
across the stage,

so I'm like, girl,
it's mine now.

This week's challenge is mine.

- I'm going, like,
the comedic route.

I'm doing, like,
a satire commercial

about Ozempic called Ruzempic.
- Uh-huh.

- It's going to be
really funny.

- Bitch, well, now you're
a comedy queen now, mama.

- OK.
- So show us.

Mistress seems
really confident.

- We'll start with two people
behind the boards.

- But comedy is a risk
for the talent show,

and I'm kind of worried
for my sister.

I'm not going to lie.

- You guys feel the crown
is on one of our heads.

- Yes, exactly.

It has to be either one of us.

- I think it'll be me,
but I'll still--

I'll cut you some of the check.
- Girl, bye.

- All right,
so my talent number

is very inspired
by all of my cultures.

We're mixing some
spiritual magic on stage.

This performance is
an homage to the orisha Oya,

who lives at the gates
of the cemetery,

and she represents fire,
tornadoes,

and she dances with a machete.

There's going to be, like,
thunder and kind of, like,

a little bit of chanting,
because, you know,

we're casting a spell,
so we need it to be, like--

My biggest thing is
do not drop that machete

and do not slice myself.

Otherwise, baby, we outside.

- That looks great.

- Basically, my talent
is a fucked up

theatrical
Lydia B. Kollins experience.

My previous talent show,
I was dealing with puppets.

Very weird, very surreal.

While I stand by
my previous talent show,

there could have been
a lot more ironing out.

Imagine I'm a beautiful egg,
you know?

So this time,
I'm trying to amp it up...

And then go grab
the frying pan.

Add more theatrics...

[imitates slurping]

And just go for it.

- [laughs]

I don't know what I'm watching.

- As my sister,
do you any advice?

- I mean, I can't get
the full vision just yet

because we don't got
all the costuming

- Sure.
- And the props.

But it's very Lydia.

I can't see another egg
being cracked on this stage.

I don't know how Lydia's
number is going to go.

But I will say this.

I like eggs,
and I hope Ru does too.

[together]
Talent Invitational.

Talent Invitational.

- Talent Invitational.
- Talent.

[upbeat music]

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

[upbeat music]

- All right.
- Let's do it.

- Today is the day.

It's time for
the Tournament of All Stars...

♪ Talent Invitational ♪

Bam.
Let's go.

- How are you feeling, Mami?
- I'm feeling good.

- Yeah, bitch, me too.
- I'm feeling good.

I'm feeling good.
Run-through went really smooth.

- Mm-hmm.

- It's so not punk rock
to want to win

and to genuinely care
about things.

It's so cringey,
but I really care.

Oh, I hate sincerity.
It fucking sucks.

I'm not anticipating
anybody to, like, flop,

so I think it's just
going to be a matter of,

like, who does the best.

- Mm-hmm.
- Uh-huh.

- I think where the pressure
comes from is because, yes,

we do this a lot,
but you don't want to be

in the bottom for something
that you do so good.

- Yeah, but also,
the thing is, like,

it's live performance,

and we all know
anything can go wrong.

- Shit fucking happens.
- Yep.

- This elimination
is going to be

the hardest because
whoever goes home

is going to be
so close to the end.

- So when you come back
for "All Stars 11,"

what are you going to do
for your talent show?

- Girl,
that ain't going to happen.

That ain't going to happen,
'cause I'm trying

to win this season, bitch.

- It's hard to be
the kind of queen

that I am in a room
full of queens like you.

- What does that mean?

- You're an incredible
live performer.

- I'm a little scared
because I'm also, like--

I just could chop my leg off
in the middle of my number.

It's giving putting
my life on the line for drag,

and it kind of feels
like that's

what we're doing
in a grand scale

anyway, especially being,
like, a trans drag performer

in the current climate.

- I can't fucking imagine--

being a trans person in
the current climate is intense.

- It's really scary.

If there was one thing
that I was

very afraid of...
- Mm-hmm.

- Coming back to "All Stars,"

I feel like a lot of people
who watch "Drag Race"

didn't know that
I was transitioning.

- Ah.

- So now, I'm going to be
putting myself in a place where

more and more people
are going to know exactly

what I look like out of drag.

- Like, at the airport
and stuff.

- Yeah.

- When they see you go
into the women's bathroom

and just go harass you
or something because,

for some reason,
that's appropriate now.

- It's--
it's really scary.

But me choosing to be
visible allows people

to know that we got this.

I really want to
be visible to let

other trans girls know
you can have a happy life,

and we deserve to live.

- It's so much harder
to get hormones now.

Like, several states do not
have it available at all.

- We can't get the gender
marker that they've chosen...

- Oh, my God.

- On their passports.

- My passport
fully says M on it.

I'm like, that's crazy.

I can't travel through Dubai.

I can't, like, catch, like,
an international flight

through
certain countries now...

- Yeah.

- Because, like,
I'll get my ass detained.

- They're not just
trying to silence us.

They're literally trying
to abolish us,

to, like, throw trans people
under the bus.

- Yeah, down.

- The political climate
is so much more right

than it used to be,
and they've figured out

a way to create propaganda
against trans people,

and it's working.

And then I think a lot of
that's also transferring

onto to drag because,
like, not quite

as much work
currently available.

Like, booking fees
are going down as,

like, a whole.

Like, corporate sponsors
are backing out of Pride.

- I used to do a lot of, like,
sponsored things, like,

on social media, and I feel
like that's dropped off

a lot as well, with, like,
corporations or big--

larger brands.

Like, I feel like
they want to be less involved.

- Even though, yes,
it's a scary time--

but, bitch,
I'ma still keep on fighting,

you know what I mean?
You have to.

- You got to.

- I think we're doing that,
though, by being here.

This is such a platform
for us to exist.

- And it's our job to
kind of show up and show them

that not all of us are crazy.

I mean, I'm crazy, but--
you know what I mean?

- We had the privilege
of growing up in a period

where the window was opening.
- Right.

- And I hope I get to live
to see the window reopen.

- Well, we just have to open it
ourselves for the next group.

- We threw a brick once.

- Don't talk about
yourself that way.

- [laughs]

♪ ♪

[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]

- ♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Walk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe ♪

♪ Let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

[applause]

♪ And what? ♪

Welcome to the main stage of
"RuPaul's Drag Race"

Tournament of All Stars.

Speaking of talent,
tonight,

our judges are a triple threat.

Michelle Visage.
- I can sing.

- Law Roach.
- I can dance.

- [laughs]

And our extra special
guest judge,

Devery Jacobs.

- And I can act a fool.
Skoden.

[laughter]

- Welcome to the show, my love.

- Thank you so much,
niawen'kó,

for having me.
I am beyond excited to be here.

- This week,
we challenged our All Stars

to serve winning performances
in the Tournament of all Stars

Talent Invitational.

And tonight on the runway,
category is Foiled Again.

All Stars,
start your engines,

and may the best
drag queen win.

[upbeat music]

It's the Tournament of
All Stars Talent Invitational.

Up first,
she's all alone in the RIP.

It's Aja.

♪ ♪

- Aja Miyake-Mugler presents...

- Yes.
[laughs]

- Ah!
- Oh!

- [screams]

♪ ♪

- ♪ RuPaul ♪

♪ I mean,
we're the competition ♪

♪ You all say
you want to play a game ♪

♪ Straight pool balls,
well, them girls got away ♪

♪ Blue balls,
Aja Miyake-Mugler ♪

♪ I set trends
for fashion to air ♪

♪ Season 9 space,
they can't compete here ♪

♪ Call me backspace,
'cause bitch, I do clear ♪

♪ Oh, oh,
you need that, that ♪

♪ Oh, oh,
you need that, that ♪

- Yes.

- ♪ I got that good cat ♪

♪ Oh, oh,
you need that, that ♪

♪ Oh, oh, you need
that, that ♪

♪ Oh, oh,
you need that, that ♪

♪ I got the good cat ♪

♪ Oshun said take the crown,
let me cop that ♪

♪ I am the boom boom gun,
watch me cock back ♪

♪ I peep that dip, lil bitch,
let me clock that ♪

♪ In the steakhouse,
but yes, I'ma chop that ♪

♪ I'm just a little girl
that refuse no candy ♪

♪ RuPaul, my body giving
cake and candy ♪

♪ That's why none of these
queens can't stand me ♪

♪ I make them all fall
when I come like Andy ♪

- ♪ Le-le-legend ♪

- ♪ Icon, icon ♪

♪ Icon, icon ♪

♪ Icon,
icon ♪

♪ Icon, icon
- ♪ Aja Miyake-Mugler ♪

- ♪ Icon
- [screams]

- [laughs]

- Yes, bitch.
- Yes!

- [howling]

- Devoured.

- Good work, diva!

- Just as I thought, honey.
Just as I thought.

- Don't excuse her beauty.

It's Bosco.

[lively swing music]

- RuPaul, judges, dogs.

Talents are for ugly girls.

So thank God I'm beautiful.

Otherwise, I might have
to put in some effort.

I'd have to show you my tits.

[laughter]

I'd have to throw in a lift

and land it like this.

♪ Talents are for ugly girls ♪

♪ Thank God I'm beautiful ♪

♪ Girls that dance
are so grotesque ♪

♪ Thank God
I'm more picturesque ♪

♪ Homely girls need
their athletics ♪

♪ I've got my genetics ♪

- Genetics?

- Shut up.

Thank God
I'm not fucking ugly,

or I might have to do
something like this.

♪ I'll leave the stunting for
the girls who look disgusting ♪

♪ I ain't got to do it all ♪

- Whoo!

- ♪ 'Cause thank God ♪

♪ I'm beautiful ♪

- Yes.
- Mwah.

- Wow.

[cheers and applause]

- Is it bad that
I kind of wanted

Bosco to slip off the chair?
Just a little bit.

Break a leg.
[laughs]

- Work, Seattle!

[applause]

- She is one boss bitch.

It's Daya Betty, honey.

[copying machine whirring]

- Now, put that shit
on a poster.

[upbeat dance music]

♪ Bitch, I'm the VIP ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm a PIP ♪

♪ HBSC ♪

♪ Bitch, work for me ♪

♪ I'm a top asset
of this company ♪

♪ Highest earner ♪

♪ Max potential ♪

♪ The way I work it
is essential ♪

♪ You're unqualified ♪

♪ Cross-dressing
just to survive ♪

♪ I have the best advice
for divas trying ♪

♪ To make it in this business ♪

♪ Get your fucking
ass up and work ♪

♪ Get ready ♪

- Yes!
- ♪ It's Betty ♪

- OK!
- ♪ So sweaty ♪

♪ ♪

- Yes, ma'am.
Oh, it's here.

- ♪ It's heavy ♪

♪ Get this money ♪

♪ And we're working all day ♪

♪ And working all night ♪

♪ Get ready ♪

♪ Work ♪

♪ It's heavy ♪

♪ Yes, it's money ♪

♪ Been working all day
and working all night ♪

- [laughs]

- Yes!
- ♪ It's Betty ♪

♪ With swag, so sweaty ♪

♪ Been working all day
and working all night ♪

♪ Now, Ru, you can run me
my money, bitch ♪

[all cheering]

- Whoa!
- Yes!

- Yeah.

- Oh, my God.
Yes.

- She clearly works at Staples.

[laughter]

- Everything's coming up
Ginger Minj.

[upbeat jazzy music]

- Tighten your tuck, girls.

The Minj is back.

♪ Some girls just know
how to be on top ♪

♪ Some girls can try ♪

♪ But they really should stop ♪

♪ I'm out doing movies
and books ♪

♪ While I tour the globe ♪

♪ If you don't crown me ♪

♪ You're a homophobe ♪

[laughter]

♪ The category is
time for Ginger ♪

♪ Ginger snatching wins ♪

♪ Ginger played a dog ♪

♪ Ginger's lost three times ♪

♪ Ginger's dressed
like a frog ♪

♪ Well, this time
my foot's on the gas ♪

♪ I'm head of the class ♪

♪ Bet your padded ass ♪

♪ That everything's
better with Ginger ♪

♪ Give me that crown ♪

♪ That crown,
that crown, that crown ♪

♪ My crown ♪

♪ ♪

Yeah!
- Yay!

[cheers and applause]

- OK.
- Yes, bitch.

- Ugh, this bitch is so good.

So I'm like, girl,
I need to be perfect.

MS. Ginger Minj,
I'm coming for you.

- Work, Ginger.

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

Welcome back to
the Tournament of All Stars

Talent Invitational.

Up next, this queen's
got something to say.

It's Irene the Alien.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ The last time I was here ♪

♪ My humor went down
the wrong way ♪

♪ I choke sashayed away ♪

♪ But now I'm here to stay ♪

♪ I've got beauty,
I've got brains ♪

♪ I'll make you laugh
like Jimmy Fallon ♪

- Drag queen.

♪ The truth is undeniable ♪

♪ Irene has talent ♪

♪ To many,
it may seem my skills ♪

♪ Appeared out of thin air
- Ooh.

- Wow.
- ♪ But trust me ♪

♪ When I say the goods
have always been there ♪

♪ My pussy's popped severely
for as long as I remember ♪

♪ Keep my foot on
these girls' necks ♪

♪ from January to November ♪

I take time off
for the holidays.

- [laughs]

- ♪ Remove the water
from my veins ♪

♪ A liquid exorcism ♪

♪ Now, let's enjoy
my favorite meal ♪

♪ With some ventriloquism ♪

♪ I ♪

♪ Have talent ♪

No ice?

♪ I have talent ♪

♪ My talents, which are many ♪

♪ Go beyond just entertaining ♪

♪ For my final act ♪

♪ I'll blow your mind
by whipping up a painting ♪

♪ Irene has talent ♪

With feeling.

♪ Irene has talent ♪

I mean it.

♪ Irene has talent ♪

[applause]

- Good job, sister.

- Forecast says muggy
with a chance of Jorgeous.

- Good evening.

I'm Ocean Kelly with Kitty Cat
[trills tongue] Action News.

In today's report,
local duct tape supplies

are at an all-time low,

and pussies are
on fire everywhere.

And now let's check in
with Jorgeous,

who's live on the scene.

How's the weather?

♪ It's so muggy ♪

♪ I don't just paint my face ♪

♪ I don't just get in glam ♪

♪ I don't just paint my mug ♪

♪ I serve, I whip,
I dip, sha-blam ♪

♪ I don't just do a two-step ♪

♪ I don't just cut a rug ♪

♪ So if a bitch
try to come for me ♪

♪ I say, no, mama,
go fix your mug ♪

♪ No, mama, go fix your mug ♪

♪ Like, bitch,
go fix your face ♪

♪ Go change your garment ♪

♪ Change your pattern ♪

♪ Bitch, go fix your lace ♪

♪ My mug is stamped
for the magazine ♪

♪ These chickens mad
I'm centerfold ♪

♪ I eat up
all these bird hoes ♪

♪ And these turkeys
make me want to vogue ♪

- Yeah!

- ♪ It's so muggy ♪

♪ It's so muggy ♪

♪ It's so muggy out here ♪

♪ It's so muggy ♪

♪ It's
so muggy ♪

♪ It's so muggy out here ♪

♪ ♪

[cheers and applause]

- Get it.

- You were born for this.
- Oh, my God.

- That turkey
made me want to vogue.

- It's so muggy.

You cannot afford this egg.

It's Lydia Butthole Kollins.

- Don't look away,

RuPaul and distinguished
panel of judges.

Yes.

Before you is
the fetching creature

who goes by the name of
Lydia Butthole Kollins.

Feast your eyes as
she transforms from evil crone

to gaggy diva.

[energetic piano music]

♪ ♪

Behold.

- [laughs]

- She's hot.

[laughter]

♪ ♪

Oh, my darling Butthole,
don't fall now.

You're too sexy.

[laughter]

- Oh!

- Butthole, are you OK?

- [laughs]

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God.

[applause]

- What the hell?
- The yolk's on you.

- Ba-ha-ha.

- She's just what
the doctor ordered.

It's Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

- Are you trying
to do your big one,

but then you realize
you are the big one?

Is body positivity
not getting you enough likes

on social media anymore?
[gasps]

Tell me about it.

Then I got
just the thing for you.

- ♪ Ru, Ru, Ru, Ruzempic ♪

- Ruzempic is an inconvenient,
12-times-a-day

injectable that helps
eliminate hunger

and make you less slouchy.

In the first month
of using Ruzempic,

studies have shown losses
of nearly 43 pounds.

That's almost three Jorgeouses.

I used to be just like you,
always craving a pork chop

and cornbread while I'm
walking down the Stacey Lane

in Malaysia,
never wanting to put

the delta work
into losing weight,

till one day...
[gasps]

Eureka, it hit me.
Losing is the new winning.

And in the words
of the queen of drag,

if you can't inject yourself,
how in the hell

are you going to inject
somebody else?

Can I get amen?

all: Amen.

- Ruzempic
is not FDA-approved

and has been clinically proven
to work on one

in 200,000 people.

Do not use Ruzempic
if you identify

as non-binary,
he, she, we, they/them,

vegan, vegetarian,
or have blue hair.

Stop taking
Ruzempic immediately

if you see signs
of drag-elusion.

Or if you find that
Ruzempic is not for you,

stick to the dairy and lakes
that you're used to.

[gasps]
Thanks, Ruzempic.

- ♪ Ruzempic ♪

[laughter]

- Yeah, bitch.
Yeah.

- [laughs]

- But does insurance cover it?

- ♪ 'Cause you're
a star, baby ♪

Category is foiled again.

Up first, Aja.

Hi ho, Silver,
emphasis on the Ho.

- I am giving you this
Afrofuturistic version

of the Tin Man.

- Oil can.
Oil can.

- I'm giving you
a little Wakanda 3,000

updo that's braided.

And, bitch, I know
they like what they see.

- Cindy Lou Who?
Aja.

- [laughs]

[Ru Paul's "Star Baby"]

- Up next, Bosco.

Happy birthday, Mr. President.

[laughter]

- I've decided to go the route

of looking
really fucking good.

It's really heavy.
- [laughs]

- We have this torpedo,
cinched in,

19-inch internal waist.
It's fucking crazy.

- Amanda Lepore,
the high school years.

- [laughs]
- It's so classy.

I don't know if I've ever
looked this pretty.

- You ever hear
of Jessica Rabbit?

- Yeah?
- Well, this is Jessica Whore.

- Oh, I know her.

- ♪ Cause you're a star,
baby ♪

Up next, Daya Betty.

- She's got her one eye on you.

[laughter]

- I never wear gowns.

However, I wanted
to show the judges

some versatility
by wearing a gown,

but the way that
Daya Betty would do it.

And that is by wrapping
a bunch of

crazy duct tape around her.

- You better walk
that fucking duct tape.

[laughter]

- Am I sweaty underneath?

Absolutely, but it's OK

because I look too fabulous
to care.

- That reminds me, I'll have
a baked potato for lunch.

- [laughs]
- Ginger Minj.

- Darling,
you better eat something.

I can see your ribs.

[laughter]

- Being on
my weight loss journey,

I've decided to tell
the story of,

I've gone out to
a fancy restaurant,

but I can't eat the food.

- She's skin and bones.
Scratch that.

She's bones.

- I don't give a fuck
if you have never thought

I was the pretty one.

Bitch, I am
the pretty one tonight.

- OK, let's throw her a bone,
a rib bone.

[laughter]

- ♪ A star, baby ♪

- Are you ready for
Irene the Alien?

- Whoo.

- I am the Valkyrie,

the warrior queen
of the skies.

These wings are
not my real arms

inside a set of fake wings.

My real arms are
out in front of me.

Can't you tell?

- Irene just flew in, and, boy,
are her arms tired.

[laughter]

- I feel so fucking good
in this look.

I look like
a high fantasy character,

and the judges
are eating it up.

- One flew over
the cuckoo's breast.

[laughter]

Up next, Jorgeous.
- She's a star, baby.

- Girl, I knew
everybody was going

to be robotic or have armor.

And, girl, I just wanted
to be beautiful.

- ♪ A star, baby ♪

- The star gown is made out
of little tiny mirrors.

Girl, any little move
that I make,

I could possibly cut myself.

- Just hang her up
on the ceiling.

We can all dance.

- You know, disco never died.

It just changed its name
and called itself Jorgeous.

- [laughs]

♪ ♪

- Up next,
Lydia Butthole Kollins.

- In space,
no one can hear her queef.

[laughter]

- Tonight on the runway,

I am a xenomorphic
government hooker.

I have
a BDSM-inspired harness.

I have four tits.

My cock cage is out,

and I'm walking
my little facehugger

all across this runway.

- She was born with a silver
spoon in her butthole.

[laughter]

- This is Lydia B. Kollins

elevated to
the highest degree.

I feel absolutely stunning.

- I think she's ready
for her anal probe.

[laughter]

- Up next,
Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

- She's in her reflective era.
- [laughs]

- Honestly,
I'm giving futuristic

meets Mugler
kind of meets, like,

an evil Renaissance
medieval knight.

This armor is custom-made.
It's heavy as fuck.

- Chain, chain, chain.

- Chain of fools.
- Mm-hmm.

- In y'all's story,
I'm the villain.

In mine, I'm the hero.

- Where'd you get that outfit?
Send me a link.

[laughter]

- ♪ You're a star, baby ♪

[laughs]

- [laughs]

Welcome, All Stars.

Thank you for putting on
one hell of a show.

Now it's time for the judges'
critiques, starting with Aja.

- What an introduction.

You came out, and I was like,
OK, I am here in "All Stars."

I was smacked with energy.

You were pulling me in.

- I loved
the whole Santeria

bite the chicken head
thing off.

However, I thought the dress,
which is traditional,

I understand all of that,
I feel like it could have

fit you a little bit better.

- Your runway look,
it's beautiful,

but it's also something that
I feel like I've seen before.

I wish you had just pushed it
and made it a little bit more

elegant and refined, but
I do love you as a performer.

- And what is the religion
that you are a part of?

- It's called Lucumí.

It's--well, Americans
know it as Santería.

- You made it look so fun.
I want to join.

Do I have to kill a chicken?

- Only on Wednesdays.
- [laughs]

Up next, Bosco.

- I love that you did a comedy
burlesque with a bumper bang.

The chairography was amazing.

- I felt like it was
"Chicago" meets Cinderella.

I mean, "Chicago" was
my sexual awakening.

So I was like,
oh, I'm blushing.

- And then when
you walked out in this,

this look is
absolutely perfect.

It's fashion.

Whoever made this dress
is a master tailor,

and what I really, really love
is how small and petite

your accessories are.

Yeah, I was going
to say your waist too,

bitch, but let me get there.

- I'll take that end too.

- I hate you.
- I'm not cinched.

[laughter]

- Up next, Daya Betty.

- I enjoyed
this look immensely.

I think it looks like you took,
like, packaging tape

and made this
gorgeous gown out of it.

And this song, "Work,"
I just thought it was so hot,

so punk, so cool.

I want to work in that office.

- I just want to say
that I take my coffee

with cream and no sugar.
[laughs]

I loved your performance.

I think watching you perform,

it's taking a step
towards the future

of different types of drag.

It was a great night
for you all around.

- Up next, Ginger Minj.

- So, Ginj, where Daya
is going toward the future,

what I love about you
is you're staying

grounded in the foundation.

You brought us musical theater,
and you did it flawlessly.

- You transported me
right to Broadway.

It was actually my favorite
performance of the night.

So for your look tonight
on the runway, I like it.

I wish you didn't have the--
the sleeve and the glove.

And I think you just added
too much,

and it kind of took away.

Yeah, I just wish you wouldn't
have hid the pretty parts,

you know?

- Seeing this performance
tonight, my gosh.

You should be on Broadway.

- Thank you.

- Up next, Irene the Alien.

- In the talent show,
I didn't think it was anything

really innovative,
but it was just fun, funny,

cool, draggy, and beautiful.

- One of my favorite moments
was the ventriloquism

with downing the glass
of water while

it's still playing over top.

- And this outfit, oh, my God.
We've seen a lot of wings.

We've never seen
these wings though.

These are remarkable wings.

And tell me, why are the arms
too short to box with God?

- Do you want to know
what's so fucked up?

- What?

- They're made out
of a cast of my arms.

- No.
- No.

No, somebody lied to you.

A lot of fun.

Thank you so much, Irene.

Up next, Jorgeous.

- For me, what makes the look
are the little strands of hair.

- I will be honest, I think
it was too many stars,

but that mug is sitting, Mami.

- So muggy.
- [laughs]

- You gave me everything
I would want from a Jorgeous

talent show,
most importantly, the lyric,

these turkeys make me
want to vogue.

- Yes.
[laughs]

- Honey, you tore
that shit up.

- Yup.

- You understand
what your brand is,

and, bitch, you served it!

- Thank you so much.

- You know how to do Jorgeous.

Up next,
Dame Lydia Butthole Kollins.

- Here's the thing, I think
the concept was great.

I think things
just started kind of

not working 'cause there were
so much involved in it.

- It was just one element
of the story missing

for me to feel like
I fully have gotten it.

- It did take away from some
of the wink, wink, nudge, nudge

that I knew
that you were doing.

- That being said,
this look blew me away.

This I can see in
some sort of museum

in 20 years at
a retrospect of your career.

Just not the performance,
but the rest of your career.

- [laughs]

Up next,
Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

- In the talent show,
we get it was like an ad,

but I would have liked more
of a storyline with it.

I'm not really sure
I got what TS Madison

and I were doing
at the beginning.

- Like, is it before and after?
Or what was the--

- I mean, honestly,
they're just both,

like, befores.
- Oh.

[laughter]

I get it.

- Did I say that?

- Yeah, it was just unclear
for us watching.

- But once we moved on
from the cutouts,

I have no idea how you
lip-synced to that moment

so quickly, and that was
so impressive to watch.

- And then we get to this look.

I think it was just too much.

It was too much fabric.

It was too many chains, and
you made yourself look heavy.

- Mistress, you did
the Ruzempic storyline.

What made you decide
to do that?

- When I started
my weight loss journey,

I think,
just like Ginger Bitch,

we were sitting there counting
every single calorie.

I literally have
trained every day,

and I think that,
like, it's annoying

to have people just assume,
because of modern day medicine,

that that's
the only thing that

they can attribute
weight loss to.

- Yeah, it's just really just
you just do a lot of blow.

- Yes.

[laughter]

- I just want to see
how short your heels are.

- Oh, my God.
Look, I've leveled up.

I've leveled up
a little one, two.

[laughter]

- That's no kitten heel.
- No, that's--

- Oh, yes.

- Oh, my God,
y'all are so silly.

- I'm a stylist.
I had to know.

I had to know.

- Thank you, All Stars.

I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck backstage,

the judges and I
will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

[soft dramatic music]

All right, now,
just between us

squirrel friends,
what do you think?

Starting with Aja.

- I thought
she did a great job,

but that said, I don't know

that she was
incredibly memorable for me.

It's hard when everybody is
at such an incredible caliber.

- On the runway, I thought
she looked so fantastic.

- But her runway
looked like something

we've seen a million times
before, including the hair.

- All right,
let's talk about Bosco.

- I thought
she looked so gorgeous

in her burlesque performance,
but it was funny.

- She added that humor.
That is so her.

- And then she came out here
tonight in that.

- She could have literally
been giving out

the Best Actress Award
at the Golden Globes.

- I agree with all of you.

[imitates kissing fingers]
I just ate the entire thing up.

- Daya Betty.

- She drew blood
for this number.

It was a fucking
hot performance.

- I actually really enjoyed
the performance

more than her runway.

Not so memorable for me.

- Ginger Minj.

- Ginger's performance,
I only have two words,

absolute professional.

- The singing, the staging,

all of it was
done to perfection.

- She is a star.

I mean, you know, as much
as I want to look at

the male dancers, I couldn't.

- I didn't love her
leftover takeout meal,

Jiffy Pop number that she wore.

- Compared to some
of the others,

it didn't have
that fashion edge.

Irene the Alien.

- I had so much fun watching
her make fun of the talent show

that she did in her season,
while looking like

she was in a Whitesnake video.

And then tonight on the runway,

those wings were
absolutely beautiful.

I just had a really
good time watching her.

- All right,
let's talk about Jorgeous.

- I think Jorgeous'
runway look was fitting.

She is a motherfucking star.

- I just didn't love
the look so much.

It looked like a cheap version
of a Plastique costume to me.

- Ooh.

But the performance,
she gave us everything

we want from Jorgeous.
And you know what?

Those turkeys
make me want to vogue.

And that's all
I'm going to say.

- [laughs]

Dame Lydia Butthole Kollins.

- I will never get
the image of her

writhing around on the floor
as an egg yolk

out of my brain ever.

- I think Lydia
is still so young

that she needs
some more time to cook.

- [chuckles]
- Another egg joke.

- You think she's undercooked?
- Yes.

- She's soft-boiled.

- Yes, she is,
but she more than

made up for it
with that outfit.

- That runway look
was expensive looking.

[laughter]

- All right,
let's talk about Mistress

- Mistress' performance,
I didn't understand.

- I thought she looked really
beautiful and snatched,

and then she comes to--
to the runway with this thing

that made her look unsnatched.
I hated it.

I really did.

- The chains were just
dragging her down.

- All right, silence.

I've made my decision.

Bring back my All Stars.

[laughs]

- [laughs]

Welcome back, All Stars.

I've made some decisions.

[tense music]

Aja, Daya Betty,
Irene the Alien,

you were all brilliant
this week.

Brilliant and safe.

♪ ♪

Condragulations, you're going
through to the grand finale.

[applause]

- I am screaming.
I am howling.

Girl, this is the first time
in my "Drag Race" career

that I've made it to a finale.

So I'm just here like,
baby, let me give myself

a pat on the back.
Let's go.

- You may step to
the back of the stage.

- Thank you.
- Thank you, judges.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[tense music]

- Bosco, Ginger Minj, Jorgeous,

you all did truly
exceptional work tonight.

But the winner of
this week's challenge is...

♪ ♪

Bosco.
- Ah!

Get it.
- Work, Bosco.

- Thank you so, so much.

Oh, my God,
I'm feeling incredible.

We just won the last
Maxi Challenge of the season,

and we're going to the finale!
Oh, my God.

- Condragulations.

You've won a cash tip
of $10,000.

- Thanks, Dad.

- Ginger, Jorgeous,
you are safe.

And condragulations
for making it

through to the grand finale.

You three may join
the other girls.

[applause]

- Thank you.

♪ ♪

My magnificent Mistress,
my beautiful Butthole,

I'm sorry, my dears, but you
are both up for elimination.

♪ ♪

Two All Stars stand before me.

♪ ♪

Ladies, this is your
last chance to impress me

and save yourself
from elimination.

♪ ♪

The time has come for you

to Lip Sync for Your Life.

♪ ♪

- I mean, this is
my own offspring,

so, of course, she's going
to be an amazing performer.

But I've never lost
a lip sync on Drag Race,

so time to just do
what I do best.

- It sucks to be in the bottom
two with my drag mother.

I love Mistress very much,
but I love my spot

in this competition more.
I am not going anywhere.

- Good luck
and don't fuck it up.

- Hey, Billie, are you there?

[Charlie XCX and
Billie Eilish's "Guess"]

[upbeat pop music]

- ♪ You want to guess ♪

♪ The color of my underwear ♪

♪ You want to know what
I got going on down there ♪

♪ Is it pretty in pink
or all see-through? ♪

♪ Is it showing off my
brand-new lower back tattoo? ♪

♪ You want to put 'em
in your mouth ♪

- Yes!
- ♪ Pull 'em all down south ♪

♪ You want to turn
this shit out ♪

♪ That's what
I'm talking about ♪

♪ Put, put 'em in your mouth ♪

♪ Pull 'em all down south ♪

♪ You want to turn
this shit out ♪

♪ That's what
I'm talking about ♪

♪ Yeah, try it, buy it,
lick it, spit it ♪

♪ Pull it to the side
and get all up in it ♪

♪ Wear 'em, post 'em,
might remix it ♪

♪ Eat it up for lunch,
you're so delicious ♪

- Yeah!
- Yeah!

- Whoo!

♪ ♪

- ♪ I don't have to guess
the color of your underwear ♪

♪ Already know what you
got going on down there ♪

- For a song about underwear,
I don't see any underwear.

I want to see panties!

- ♪ I saw them
when you sat down ♪

♪ They were peeking out ♪

♪ I'm going to
tell you right now ♪

♪ They're all
I'm thinking about ♪

♪ I want to try it,
bite it, lick it, spit it ♪

♪ Pull it to the side
and get all up in it ♪

♪ Kiss it, ride it,
can I fit it? ♪

♪ Charli likes boys,
but she knows I'd hit it ♪

- Yeah.

♪ ♪

- Hey, hey!
- Yeah!

♪ ♪

[all cheering]

- ♪ Guess, guess,
guess, guess ♪

♪ Guess, guess, guess, guess ♪

♪ Guess, guess,
guess, guess ♪

♪ Guess, guess, guess ♪

♪ You wanna guess the address
of the party we're at ♪

♪ You want to guess if we're
serious about this song ♪

- Yes!
- Yeah!

- Bitch.
- Work sisters.

[applause]

- [sighs]

- All Stars,
I've made my decision.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

Lydia...

shantay, you stay.

[applause]

[soft dramatic music]

You may join the other girls.

- Thank you.

The fact that
I just sent home

Mistress Isabelle Brooks
really does not

make sense in my brain.

It doesn't feel good,
but I'm super relieved

to have made it to the finale.

- Mistress Isabelle Brooks,
all is not lost.

You still have a chance
to reenter the competition.

If one of our regular judges
enters you

into the wild card lottery,

you may return next week for

the Lip Sync Smackdown
for the Crown.

But for now, sashay away.

- Thank you.

I'm going to go gain
all the weight I lost back.

Mwah.

[laughter]

I'm cracked,
but I did my best,

and I still have a chance
to be the wild card,

and, honestly, I hope
I get to twirl on the girls.

Baby, it is going to be
a bloodbath,

and it's going to be a fight
to the finish.

Mwah.
- [laughs]

[applause]

Condragulations, All Stars.

I'll see you in next week's
grand finale.

Until then, remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell are you
going to love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

all: Amen!

- All right, now,
if you'll excuse us,

the judges and I
have some wild card

lottery business to attend to.

♪ ♪

You may leave the stage.
- Thank you.

♪ ♪

- It's time to find out
which eliminated queen

will be returning
to the competition.

Let's get this wild card
lottery rolling.

♪ ♪

Please welcome back
"All Stars" champion

and notary public
Angeria Paris VanMicheals.

Look at her.

She's just fresh from
reading her Bible.

- [laughs]

[applause]

[upbeat music]

- Hey, Angeria.
- Hey, Mama.

- Welcome home.

- Oh, thank you for not
locking the door this time.

- [laughs]

Now, this season,
Michelle Visage, Ross Mathews,

and TS Madison were
the only judges to critique

all three brackets,
qualifying them to make

wild card nominations.

Moments ago,
they each chose one

eliminated All Star
that they think

deserves a shot at the crown.

Angeria, you hold
their certified nominations

in your dainty little hands.

- Check.

- Angeria, show us
who Ross Mathews hath chosen.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Ross has chosen
Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

- Check.

- Angeria, please show us
who TS Madison hath chosen.

♪ ♪

Madison chose Kerri Colby.
- Check.

- Angeria, show us who
Michelle Visage hath chosen.

♪ ♪

Michelle hath also
chosen Kerri Colby.

- Check.

- Now, Michelle,
with all due respect,

that's my job.
Check.

- [laughs]
- Oh, pit crew.

♪ ♪

OK, Bruno,
time to drop them balls.

One ball for
Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

One ball for Ms. Kerri Colby.

And another ball
for Ms. Kerri Colby.

Now it's up to the drag gods.

Bruno, do that voodoo
that you do so well.

♪ ♪

Bruno, show us which
eliminated All Star

will be returning to compete
in next week's

Lip Sync Smackdown
for the Crown.

♪ ♪

[gasps]
Ooh, child.

Michelle, may I please
borrow your cellular phone?

- Sure.

- Hello?

This is RuPaul.

Ms. Paul.
Bitch, take me off speaker.

- [chuckles]
- [chuckles]

- Now, I've got some good news.

How soon can you get here?

[laughs]

- Next time on
the Tournament of All Stars.

- Some bitch is coming back.
- Oh, fuck.

[doorbell rings]

- There it is.
- Not mine.

- To be this season's
big winner,

you've got to survive
the final

Lip Sync Smackdown
for the Crown.

But before you go head-to-head
and toe to toe,

there's just one more thing.

- Bitch, what?

[dramatic music]

Do I play the spare
or do I fuck shit up?

♪ ♪

- The winner of
"RuPaul's Drag Race:

Tournament of All Stars" is...

- This is fucking crazy.

- [laughs]

[RuPaul's "ASMR Lover"]

- ♪ You make me feel,
whisper in my ear ♪

♪ Whatever you have to say ♪

♪ Long as you whisper to me ♪

♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪

♪ ASMR lover ♪

♪ That's what you are ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪

♪ ASMR lover ♪

♪ That is what you are ♪