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Hey, honey, we're all alone.

Molly's away at school.

We've got the house to ourselves. We can do whatever we want.

We've been waiting for her to leave.

Yeah.

Yeah, I think that's... It's getting really loud.

Yeah.

There you go, honey.

Yeah.

Yeah,

you've never done it like that before.

Well, I don't want Molly to go away more often.

Yeah.

Good, honey.

Yeah.

But, um...

Yeah, just lay back.

I'll do all the work.

Dad?

No, I'm not role -playing. I'm Dad.

But Dad, Mom...

I don't remember being this big.

What are you doing different? It tastes so good.

Dad?

Mmm.

Colbin. It's alright.

Yeah? Yeah.

And getting good grades and everything?

Yeah. Yeah? Mm -hmm. Yeah. Did your homework tonight?

Yeah, I did it already. Yeah.

That's good.

So anything happening at school, like boyfriends or anything?

No. No?

Mm -mm. Oh, wow.

Are you all masturbating? No. No?

Sounds like you are. A little short of breath.

Well, I'll leave you to it, okay?

Sorry. I'll give you your privacy.

make some pancakes or something for breakfast.

I'll just take a nap. I just got some mom stuff.

I'll take a nap now.

Let me know if Molly calls and let me know how she's doing.

She's not going to work today.

She's getting ready for school.

walk today.

Um, I'm sure it'll be okay. You've seen it before.

Hurry up!

Something on the Discovery Channel or something about pyramids or something.

Long pointy things.

What's going to happen if mom catches this?

I'm busy, I'm sure.

Oh, okay.

That's pretty awesome.

Something on the Discovery Channel.

Go over.

I can't move.

I know, I can see that she's sitting on your lap.

Aren't you a little old sitting on your dad's lap?

No.

Never too old. Okay.

How was work?

Awesome. Yeah?

In school?

Oh, okay.

You're okay? It was great.

I might have nailed a really hard job today.

Oh, you nailed a hard job?

Yeah.

Good to hear.

The company is doing good.

Okay.

Well, the show's really getting interesting.

Sorry I'm not paying attention.

It's okay, sweetie.

Yeah. I don't know what's wrong with Molly. She's a little excited about the

show. No.

I'm just watching the show.

Well, I'd rather her do it.

You know, not in private, you know.

No, she's supposed to do it in private in her own room.

Oh. Like, not on a boy or anything, but in her own room.

I'm like her dad, though.

What's wrong with that?

Because if she thinks it's okay to masturbate in front of us, she's going

it in class.

No, I talked to her. She's only going to do it here. In church?

I mean, come on. No, she's only going to do it here.

No, honey, I need to... Why don't you...

Finish yourself off in your bedroom.

Privately behind a closed door.

Okay, Sandy?

Fine, Mom.

Oh, my gosh.

See you, honey.

Bye. I can't believe you would let her do that.

Right in front of me. But it's, like, better if she does it at home instead of

out in God knows where, you know? She should take care of it here. Yeah, in

own bedroom.

Not in front of us, in a public space.

What happens if my mother came walking through the door?

I'm going to bed.

Go to bed?

What's that remote?

I don't even watch this stupid show.

Honey, go to sleep. I'm tired.

Daddy.

Daddy. What?

I want you to fuck me and I don't care

who knows.

Mother's sleeping right there. She's a deep sleeper. Don't worry about it.

She's right there.

She sleeps well.

Oh my God, you're crazy.

Mmm.

You fell on your ass, sweetie?

Yeah.

Come, sweetie.

I'm still going to wake you up.

Is it yummy?

Yeah.

Wow. I think you need to get to your bedroom.

Clean up.