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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,940 --> 00:00:13,400 Stevie's coming. I still can't believe it. I'm going to die. 2 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:14,760 So dramatic. 3 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:19,400 Dramatic? She's going to sing the very song from the very stage from which her 4 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:20,600 very career was launched. 5 00:00:20,900 --> 00:00:21,900 Very exciting. 6 00:00:22,540 --> 00:00:25,120 Just remember, Mikey, Stevie's all mine. 7 00:00:25,500 --> 00:00:27,100 In your dreams, Zach. 8 00:00:27,420 --> 00:00:28,420 Stevie's 17. 9 00:00:28,620 --> 00:00:31,400 She goes out for older guys like River Phoenix. 10 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:35,920 How would you know? I'm the president of her fan club. I read it in this month's 11 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:37,100 confidential newsletter. 12 00:00:37,740 --> 00:00:40,860 Yeah, confidential to all 500 ,000 members. 13 00:00:41,540 --> 00:00:43,580 Hey, everybody, I think she's coming. 14 00:00:44,900 --> 00:00:50,740 I guess my new toothpaste really works. 15 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:57,920 This is really intense. What's going down? We're all waiting for... Stevie! 16 00:01:07,230 --> 00:01:11,530 By the time I grab my books and I give myself a look, I'm at the corner just in 17 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:13,270 time to see the bus fly by. 18 00:01:14,210 --> 00:01:17,090 It's all right, because I'm straight by the bell. 19 00:01:19,290 --> 00:01:24,070 If the teacher pops a test, I know I'm in a mess, and my dog ate all my 20 00:01:24,070 --> 00:01:25,070 last night. 21 00:01:25,430 --> 00:01:29,990 Riding on my chair, she won't know that I'm there. If I can hand it in tomorrow, 22 00:01:30,190 --> 00:01:31,430 it'll be all right. 23 00:01:32,450 --> 00:01:35,330 It's all right, because I'm straight by the bell. 24 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:56,200 It's all right, cause I'm saved by the bill. It's all right, cause I'm saved by 25 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:59,780 the bill. It's all right, cause I'm saved by the bill. 26 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:04,540 3 .15. 27 00:02:05,340 --> 00:02:06,298 School's out. 28 00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:10,600 The classrooms are empty, the halls are empty, and I'm running on empty. 29 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:16,720 It's a chance to organize my lesson plans for tomorrow and catch a few quiet 30 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,180 moments for myself. 31 00:02:18,740 --> 00:02:20,240 You lost the bet. 32 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:25,080 I did not. Yes, you did. I said I would kiss Stevie, and I did. 33 00:02:25,380 --> 00:02:29,060 That didn't count. You kissed her poster, you pervert. 34 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:31,960 Liz, will you settle this? 35 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:34,720 There's really nothing to settle. 36 00:02:35,220 --> 00:02:38,040 Gambling's not allowed in the school, remember? 37 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:39,500 You bet. 38 00:02:41,050 --> 00:02:42,910 Miss Bliss, it's not really gambling. 39 00:02:43,110 --> 00:02:46,750 I bet Nikki that if I kissed Stevie, she would have to wash my gym clothes for a 40 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:47,750 year. 41 00:02:47,910 --> 00:02:49,990 I don't normally condone betting. 42 00:02:50,330 --> 00:02:53,670 But, Zach, I'll take as much of that action as I can get. 43 00:02:55,270 --> 00:02:57,110 We'll see who washes whose laundry. 44 00:03:03,570 --> 00:03:06,230 Help, there's a kid trying to get me to autograph his fly collection. 45 00:03:08,070 --> 00:03:09,070 Hi, Miss Bliss. 46 00:03:10,610 --> 00:03:11,610 Colleen Morton. 47 00:03:12,070 --> 00:03:14,850 It's great to see you again. 48 00:03:15,450 --> 00:03:17,570 Colleen, no one calls me that anymore. 49 00:03:17,930 --> 00:03:19,630 It feels good. Look at you. 50 00:03:20,050 --> 00:03:21,050 You've changed. 51 00:03:21,310 --> 00:03:23,170 I know. I'm not as wild as I used to be. 52 00:03:23,570 --> 00:03:26,770 No, I mean... I mean you look adorable. 53 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:28,009 Uh -oh. 54 00:03:28,010 --> 00:03:31,450 My manager says I'm only supposed to be adorable to people under 21. 55 00:03:32,790 --> 00:03:34,330 Sit down for a minute. 56 00:03:36,310 --> 00:03:39,370 I've gotten your letters from all over the world. 57 00:03:39,610 --> 00:03:42,410 Where in your busy schedule did you find time to write? 58 00:03:42,750 --> 00:03:44,130 Be real, Miss Bliss. 59 00:03:44,330 --> 00:03:45,710 You don't forget your friends. 60 00:03:46,710 --> 00:03:47,710 So where are you staying? 61 00:03:47,930 --> 00:03:49,670 With your folks? Oh, no, at a hotel. 62 00:03:50,090 --> 00:03:53,210 My parents don't live here anymore. I bought them a house out on the coast. 63 00:03:53,210 --> 00:03:54,210 the old Vanna White estate. 64 00:03:55,050 --> 00:03:59,690 Well, in that case, I insist that you stay at the old Carrie Bliss estate. 65 00:04:00,290 --> 00:04:03,550 And the best part of it is you don't have to buy a valve. 66 00:04:06,030 --> 00:04:07,070 Look who's here. 67 00:04:07,970 --> 00:04:10,490 Stevie! Hello, Mr. Spalding. 68 00:04:11,150 --> 00:04:13,690 It's Valden, but you can call me Richard. 69 00:04:13,970 --> 00:04:17,390 I called you Richard when I was going to school here, and you sent me to 70 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:18,450 detention for a week. 71 00:04:20,890 --> 00:04:24,810 Oh, excuse me. Stevie, this is Milo Williams. 72 00:04:26,670 --> 00:04:27,850 I'm a fan of yours. 73 00:04:28,590 --> 00:04:29,870 I love your records. 74 00:04:30,210 --> 00:04:34,250 Especially that one about holding hands in a Buick. What? Death? 75 00:04:37,260 --> 00:04:41,560 Mr. Belding, Stevie has a wonderful idea about her song for the concert film. 76 00:04:41,860 --> 00:04:43,080 Lay it upon me. I'm hip. 77 00:04:43,780 --> 00:04:48,740 I would like to sing my song to one special person at JFK. 78 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:50,480 Oh, really? 79 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:53,820 What a great idea. I am flattered. 80 00:04:54,820 --> 00:05:00,240 Uh, I think, uh, Stevie had someone a little younger in mind. 81 00:05:00,660 --> 00:05:01,780 Like a student. 82 00:05:03,380 --> 00:05:05,060 Oh, no, I see. 83 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:09,620 Oh, don't be bummed. You'll always be someone very special to me, Mr. 84 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:14,600 Great news, Nikki. 85 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:18,220 Miss Palladino asked me to pick somebody to interview Stevie for the school 86 00:05:18,220 --> 00:05:19,780 newspaper. So who'd you pick? 87 00:05:20,180 --> 00:05:21,180 Me. 88 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:23,300 Bet you almost fainted when you found out. 89 00:05:24,020 --> 00:05:26,580 I'll be lucky if I have the guts to open my mouth. 90 00:05:26,820 --> 00:05:27,820 Come with me? 91 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:30,300 Oh, I don't know either. Please, Nikki. 92 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:33,900 You know, interviewing Stevie isn't really my thing. Do it for me. 93 00:05:34,890 --> 00:05:36,750 I'll give you the olives off my next pizza. 94 00:05:40,570 --> 00:05:42,490 Little Colleen Morton. 95 00:05:42,930 --> 00:05:44,110 Isn't life amazing? 96 00:05:44,450 --> 00:05:45,209 I know. 97 00:05:45,210 --> 00:05:47,110 I can't believe what's happened to her. 98 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:48,289 Oh, I can. 99 00:05:48,290 --> 00:05:50,130 I saw it when she was in my music class. 100 00:05:50,370 --> 00:05:54,190 The way that girl belted out this land is my land. I almost wrote her a rent 101 00:05:54,190 --> 00:05:55,190 check. 102 00:05:56,090 --> 00:05:58,990 You know what I've noticed since she's been staying at my house? What? 103 00:05:59,710 --> 00:06:01,830 Success hasn't spoiled her one bit. 104 00:06:02,410 --> 00:06:04,270 She's still just a sloppy teenager. 105 00:06:05,970 --> 00:06:10,250 Does anybody else know she's staying with you? No. You're the only one I've 106 00:06:10,250 --> 00:06:13,070 told. Oh, my lips are sealed. 107 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:17,530 Hey, Nikki, did you see the headlines in the school paper? 108 00:06:19,790 --> 00:06:21,950 Stevie, do you pick gunk for concert play? 109 00:06:22,470 --> 00:06:26,570 Gunk? No, honk. The print shop ran out of capital H's. 110 00:06:27,450 --> 00:06:29,690 Oh, looking for a honk? 111 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:33,580 Well, then I've got three days to pump me up. 112 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:35,760 Oh, please. 113 00:06:37,060 --> 00:06:38,100 So what's the big deal? 114 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:42,080 She's going to sing a song to a guy on stage, and that's how I'm going to get 115 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:44,040 kiss. I'm going to be that guy. 116 00:06:44,300 --> 00:06:46,460 She won't be able to say no while the cameras are rolling. 117 00:06:47,820 --> 00:06:51,800 Why is she going to pick you? I mean, there's hundreds of other guys drooling 118 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:52,800 for a chance. 119 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:55,800 Yeah, but I'll be the only guy without drool on my chin. 120 00:06:56,260 --> 00:06:57,260 She'll love me. 121 00:06:58,090 --> 00:06:59,710 Stevie is some manipulator. 122 00:06:59,930 --> 00:07:01,950 She should do anything for publicity. 123 00:07:02,530 --> 00:07:06,170 That's not true. I happen to know she hates personal publicity. 124 00:07:06,470 --> 00:07:09,410 She sits on Oprah, Carson, Hirono, and Letterman. 125 00:07:13,170 --> 00:07:14,270 Oh, Miss Bliss! 126 00:07:14,530 --> 00:07:15,329 Miss Bliss! 127 00:07:15,330 --> 00:07:19,170 Mom just called. I just got accepted as a freshman at Notre Dame. 128 00:07:19,710 --> 00:07:20,770 That's wonderful! 129 00:07:21,490 --> 00:07:22,490 Oh! 130 00:07:22,730 --> 00:07:24,790 When did you decide to go to college? 131 00:07:25,270 --> 00:07:31,200 Ah, I think it was in the 40s. third city of a 38 -day tour. I was either in 132 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:32,420 Guinea or New Jersey. 133 00:07:33,180 --> 00:07:34,900 You mean you didn't know where you were? 134 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:36,600 No, I didn't know who I was. 135 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:39,520 I think college is a good place to find out. 136 00:07:40,380 --> 00:07:43,220 So, what is going to happen with your career? 137 00:07:43,820 --> 00:07:47,200 That's what my manager, my agents, my accountants, and my lawyers keep asking. 138 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:48,680 What do you tell them? 139 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:51,760 Cheer, cheer for old Notre Dame. 140 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:53,560 That's great. 141 00:07:53,780 --> 00:07:56,640 I'm so proud of you. I'm so happy. 142 00:07:57,180 --> 00:07:58,340 But it's happening so quickly. 143 00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:00,920 I just wish my parents were here to help. 144 00:08:01,180 --> 00:08:02,180 Well, I'm here. 145 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:05,100 You lean on me, I'll take their place. That's cool. 146 00:08:05,380 --> 00:08:06,380 Can I borrow the car? 147 00:08:06,500 --> 00:08:09,040 No. You really have taken their place. 148 00:08:11,020 --> 00:08:13,260 Come on, Lisa. You're taking all day. 149 00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:15,160 Let me look at that fan club newsletter. 150 00:08:15,540 --> 00:08:17,480 Hold on. I'll find you something. 151 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:20,200 How about this? 152 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,820 Stevie's favorite snack is carob -covered yogurt balls. 153 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:24,980 Wow. That's what I feed my flies. 154 00:08:25,660 --> 00:08:26,660 Makes her wings shiny. 155 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:29,020 But give me something better. 156 00:08:29,260 --> 00:08:31,420 I need a clue into her innermost thoughts. 157 00:08:31,820 --> 00:08:35,700 Well, she loves charities, stray animals, and lost causes. 158 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:37,679 Then I'm perfect. 159 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,700 How far lost does a cause have to be before she gets involved? 160 00:08:43,559 --> 00:08:45,440 Only the most desperate situations. 161 00:08:46,140 --> 00:08:49,620 Earthquake relief, world hunger, children's hospitals, things. 162 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:53,500 You know, Lisa, I'm not feeling too well. 163 00:08:53,930 --> 00:08:55,230 I think I better go see my doctor. 164 00:08:55,510 --> 00:08:57,090 You don't look well. Your hair is messed. 165 00:08:57,410 --> 00:09:02,850 What? Can I help you? 166 00:09:03,290 --> 00:09:04,370 Me, Mr. Spelding. 167 00:09:04,810 --> 00:09:07,170 Oh, Stevie, what a pleasant surprise. 168 00:09:07,610 --> 00:09:13,930 Oh, I really hate to ask you this, but Mrs. Spelding... I mean, Mrs. Spelding 169 00:09:13,930 --> 00:09:19,290 has been hounding me and hounding me. So, could you just sign this poster for 170 00:09:19,290 --> 00:09:20,290 her? 171 00:09:20,710 --> 00:09:21,710 No problem. 172 00:09:22,090 --> 00:09:23,630 Who should I make it out to? Richard. 173 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:26,750 She'll get a real kick out of that. 174 00:09:30,950 --> 00:09:31,950 Thanks. 175 00:09:35,790 --> 00:09:37,130 Now, what can I do for you? 176 00:09:37,350 --> 00:09:38,630 I picked the boy I'm going to sing to. 177 00:09:38,850 --> 00:09:40,370 How wonderful. Who's the lucky dude? 178 00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:41,710 He's not so lucky. 179 00:09:41,770 --> 00:09:44,270 His doctor sent this letter to my manager at the hotel. 180 00:09:44,970 --> 00:09:45,970 Poor kid. 181 00:09:46,490 --> 00:09:49,450 Can you imagine his last request is that I sing to him? 182 00:09:49,770 --> 00:09:50,770 Last request? 183 00:09:52,010 --> 00:09:54,470 Are you saying that some boy in my school is dying? 184 00:09:54,730 --> 00:09:57,270 Yes. So how can I think of picking anyone else? 185 00:10:00,310 --> 00:10:03,350 My patient's last request is that you sing a song to him. 186 00:10:04,250 --> 00:10:09,950 Perhaps this could prolong his life for a few precious days, and P .F., don't be 187 00:10:09,950 --> 00:10:11,490 afraid to kiss him. He's not contagious. 188 00:10:13,230 --> 00:10:15,830 I can't believe it. Zack Morris is dying. 189 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:20,570 Just imagine the fear our forefathers must have felt. 190 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:23,440 leaving their homes for parts unknown. 191 00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:29,660 What do you think it was that sustained the pioneers during their darkest times? 192 00:10:30,540 --> 00:10:31,540 Nightlight? 193 00:10:31,900 --> 00:10:32,900 Attention, please. 194 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:37,640 We now have the name of the courageous young man who's been selected to be on 195 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:38,640 stage with Stevie. 196 00:10:40,460 --> 00:10:44,140 So, Zack Morris, if it's not too much trouble, please come to my office. 197 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:45,480 All right. 198 00:10:46,740 --> 00:10:49,560 Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. 199 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:52,940 Congratulations, Zach. 200 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,580 You've won against incredible odds. 201 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:56,960 What's your secret? 202 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:58,700 Born lucky, I guess. 203 00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:01,060 How'd you pull this one off? 204 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:03,300 What'd you do? Tell him you were dying? 205 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:08,260 Freeze. Not another step. 206 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:10,460 All right, that's the all pass. 207 00:11:10,780 --> 00:11:12,920 I don't have one. I was... Cutting class. 208 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:14,760 Zach, you're a dead man. 209 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:16,080 Oh, no. 210 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:17,120 Not yet. 211 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:19,280 Zach, son, I understand. 212 00:11:20,140 --> 00:11:21,320 Stevie showed me the letter. 213 00:11:23,660 --> 00:11:25,620 Well, we all got to go sometime, sir. 214 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:27,539 Excuse me. 215 00:11:27,540 --> 00:11:29,540 Are we going to bury him for breaking the rules or not? 216 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:31,660 Milo, Ixnay on the Arriba. 217 00:11:33,740 --> 00:11:36,440 Say what? 218 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:55,560 Mr. Veldy, I want you to know how much this means to me to be even a small part 219 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:56,560 in Stevie's farewell. 220 00:11:56,780 --> 00:11:58,280 What plug? What inspiration? 221 00:11:58,680 --> 00:11:59,680 I'm sure. 222 00:11:59,860 --> 00:12:01,100 I don't want it to get out. 223 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:03,500 People might treat me special and well. 224 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:05,080 I wouldn't want that. 225 00:12:05,380 --> 00:12:06,380 I understand. 226 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:11,580 And if it's any comfort to you, I am removing every black mark on your 227 00:12:12,220 --> 00:12:13,880 Well, I hope you have a big eraser. 228 00:12:15,980 --> 00:12:16,980 Hey, guys. 229 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,320 What's happening? 230 00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:22,349 It's Stevie. 231 00:12:22,970 --> 00:12:25,970 It's really you. I guess it is. You must be Lisa Turtle. 232 00:12:26,450 --> 00:12:27,450 You're awesome. 233 00:12:28,350 --> 00:12:29,350 And you're? 234 00:12:30,970 --> 00:12:31,970 Nikki. 235 00:12:32,630 --> 00:12:34,330 She'll be fine. Right, Nikki? 236 00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:36,670 It helps if you remember to breathe. 237 00:12:37,130 --> 00:12:38,370 An old rock and roll trick. 238 00:12:40,030 --> 00:12:42,690 See, not only is she awesome, she's smart. 239 00:12:43,070 --> 00:12:44,070 Total person. 240 00:12:44,990 --> 00:12:49,490 So, Stevie, I guess the big question all your fans want to know is, why are you 241 00:12:49,490 --> 00:12:50,490 quitting? 242 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:52,340 Well, I'm not quitting quitting. 243 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:56,620 I'm just chilling out for a while. A college education is really important. 244 00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:58,120 It means singing isn't everything. 245 00:12:58,560 --> 00:12:59,600 Are you crazy? 246 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:05,660 What you do on that stage is important. You just can't chill out on us. We love 247 00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:07,140 you. We need you. 248 00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:08,920 Don't do this to us. 249 00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:12,860 If you're through with your nervous breakdown, I'd like to move on to more 250 00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:13,860 important questions. 251 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:18,260 Stevie, what do you do when you break a nail? 252 00:13:25,130 --> 00:13:26,150 You wanted to see me? 253 00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:27,390 Yes. 254 00:13:27,690 --> 00:13:30,090 Mr. Belding showed me the note from your doctor. 255 00:13:30,550 --> 00:13:31,550 He did? 256 00:13:32,650 --> 00:13:33,950 You poor baby. 257 00:13:35,050 --> 00:13:36,630 Poor baby? 258 00:13:37,070 --> 00:13:38,130 Here, sit down. 259 00:13:40,530 --> 00:13:42,510 Can I do anything for you? 260 00:13:43,770 --> 00:13:47,090 Oh. I was feeling kind of weak during that test yesterday. 261 00:13:47,450 --> 00:13:51,690 Maybe if you gave me an A, it might make my life a little more... funny. 262 00:13:52,190 --> 00:13:53,190 Oh, God. 263 00:13:56,780 --> 00:14:01,660 but what is it exactly that you're suffering from? 264 00:14:02,540 --> 00:14:07,520 Well, it's a very rare, uh, uh, deskirosis. 265 00:14:09,260 --> 00:14:14,800 Deskirosis? Yes, well, it only affects one out of every ten, twelve billion 266 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:17,380 people. What a coincidence. 267 00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:20,120 My grandfather had that. 268 00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:21,660 He did? 269 00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:23,740 You're not dying. 270 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:24,979 I'm not? 271 00:14:24,980 --> 00:14:26,210 There's a... Pure. 272 00:14:27,850 --> 00:14:28,850 Come over here. 273 00:14:29,790 --> 00:14:34,290 Put your arms over your head. Hop on one foot. Now cluck like a chicken. 274 00:14:34,630 --> 00:14:38,590 What kind of treatment is this anyway? 275 00:14:39,390 --> 00:14:41,510 I call it a dose of your own medicine. 276 00:14:42,970 --> 00:14:44,870 Would it help if I told you I was feeling better? 277 00:14:46,070 --> 00:14:49,670 Zack, life and death are nothing to fool around with. 278 00:14:50,070 --> 00:14:52,190 Do you realize the pain you've caused everybody? 279 00:14:52,490 --> 00:14:53,650 Mr. Belding? 280 00:14:53,870 --> 00:14:55,150 Yeah, that part was fun. 281 00:14:55,690 --> 00:14:56,690 No, it wasn't. 282 00:14:57,210 --> 00:15:00,150 And it wasn't like what you did to Stevie either. 283 00:15:01,290 --> 00:15:05,570 Stevie? What does she care about me? I'm just the guy she's going to think of 284 00:15:05,570 --> 00:15:06,570 for three minutes. 285 00:15:06,670 --> 00:15:08,170 Not anymore, she's not. 286 00:15:09,010 --> 00:15:10,570 And let me tell you another thing. 287 00:15:11,030 --> 00:15:14,130 Stevie cared a lot when she thought you were thick. A lot. 288 00:15:16,510 --> 00:15:19,650 Now go directly to Mr. Belding's office. He's waiting for you. 289 00:15:30,950 --> 00:15:33,610 Hi. I'm sorry. These track houses all look alike. 290 00:15:33,970 --> 00:15:35,630 If you're looking for Miss Bliss, she's upstairs. 291 00:15:36,450 --> 00:15:37,450 Do you want to come in and wait? 292 00:15:38,210 --> 00:15:39,210 Yeah, sure. 293 00:15:39,610 --> 00:15:40,610 Thanks. 294 00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:42,650 I'm Colleen. 295 00:15:42,950 --> 00:15:45,290 My friends call me Colleen. 296 00:15:45,810 --> 00:15:46,810 Hi, I'm Zach. 297 00:15:46,990 --> 00:15:48,230 Zach? Yeah. 298 00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:49,650 As in Zachary Morris? 299 00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:52,350 Wait a minute. 300 00:15:52,670 --> 00:15:56,090 How'd you know that? Look, is Miss Bliss really here? I saw this movie once 301 00:15:56,090 --> 00:15:59,130 where this lady escaped from the asylum and I missed this with me. 302 00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:06,310 I'm glad to see you're going to live. 303 00:16:07,230 --> 00:16:09,310 Boy, nothing's a secret around here. 304 00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:12,330 Did you really make a bet that you could kiss Stevie? 305 00:16:13,230 --> 00:16:14,230 Yeah. 306 00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:16,390 I guess you think she's pretty hot. 307 00:16:17,630 --> 00:16:19,210 Nah. Nah? 308 00:16:19,790 --> 00:16:21,170 Okay, she's not a dog. 309 00:16:22,310 --> 00:16:25,470 Wait a minute. You went through all this trouble just to kiss someone who's not 310 00:16:25,470 --> 00:16:26,470 a dog? 311 00:16:26,490 --> 00:16:27,490 It was a bet. 312 00:16:29,770 --> 00:16:32,890 Look, I just stopped by to apologize to Miss Bliss and, uh... 313 00:16:34,220 --> 00:16:36,100 I hope she can reach Stevie to say I'm sorry. 314 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:37,400 I'll give her the message. 315 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:39,240 Anything else? 316 00:16:39,660 --> 00:16:40,660 Yeah. 317 00:16:41,340 --> 00:16:45,240 Ask her to tell Stevie that I love her music and I think she's a fool for 318 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:46,240 it up. What do you mean? 319 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:47,960 She had it made. 320 00:16:48,740 --> 00:16:49,740 The easy life. 321 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:54,300 Money. Limo. Spending half her life in airports living out of a suitcase? 322 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:55,680 Fame. 323 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:56,720 No privacy? 324 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,560 Are you a friend of hers or something? 325 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:01,200 Maybe I know how she feels. 326 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:04,800 Look, I gotta go. 327 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,040 You staying with Miss Bliss for a while? 328 00:17:10,339 --> 00:17:11,339 No. 329 00:17:11,619 --> 00:17:13,319 I just decided I'm going to college. 330 00:17:15,359 --> 00:17:16,359 Hey, Zach. 331 00:17:17,599 --> 00:17:21,180 Don't you think Stevie is even a little hot? 332 00:17:27,940 --> 00:17:28,940 Stevie who? 333 00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:41,140 Well, it's quite a turnout. 334 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:43,140 Did you see all those reporters in the hall? 335 00:17:43,420 --> 00:17:45,080 What about the scalpers in the street? 336 00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:50,360 One of them offered me $200 for my teacher ID card. He didn't. What did you 337 00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:52,160 I sit here and I don't take checks. 338 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:57,960 Oh, Zach, my gym bag's just right under my chair, so just pick it up when you 339 00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:01,620 leave. Too bad, Zach. I hope they have a washer -dryer in detention. 340 00:18:03,820 --> 00:18:06,060 Well, I guess you won, Nicky. 341 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:08,480 Oh, I love those words. 342 00:18:08,740 --> 00:18:11,420 You won, Nicky. Would you two be quiet? 343 00:18:11,820 --> 00:18:16,200 This is the most exhilarating and depressing moment of my life. 344 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:19,820 Stevie is performing for the last time. 345 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:24,760 Ladies and gentlemen, our very own Stevie. 346 00:19:11,469 --> 00:19:15,790 I need your recollection. 347 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:34,300 My friends call me Colleen. 348 00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:46,639 That's her. 349 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:47,740 I kissed Stevie. 350 00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:50,480 Nikki, I won the bet. I kissed Stevie. 351 00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:53,060 I bet the best. You lost fair and square. 352 00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:55,000 Oh, and don't forget to use soccer. 353 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:57,920 No, no, no, really. Last night I missed Liz's house. 354 00:20:59,180 --> 00:21:00,260 Come on, Lisa, let's go. 355 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,960 No, Nikki, it's true. 356 00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:07,040 It's true, Nikki. I kissed her. I kissed her. I'm serious. I kissed her. Look, 357 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,460 I'll even ask her. I kissed her. 25516