All language subtitles for Good Morning Miss Bliss s01e05 Parents and Teachers

believe you. Every morning you turn this
place into a cosmetic counter.

You know I can't put on makeup at home.
My mom would kill me.

Makeup's your biggest problem?

Trust me, it takes a lot of hard work to
be a natural beauty.

Boy, must be easy being you.

Okay, Mickey, what's your problem?

Parent -teacher week.

The parent part.

What are you worried about? You're doing
great. Not great enough.

You know what my parents are going to
say when they find out I'm only living

to my potential?

They'll say how proud they are of you.

That's what they'll say, but that's not
what they'll mean.

You're nuts, you know that?

Maybe I should see a shrink.

And if that doesn't work, go shopping.

Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye.

Bye.

It's all right, because I'm saved by the
bill. It's all right, because I'm saved

by the bill. It's all right, because I'm
saved by the bill.

Parent Teacher Week reminds me of an
anxiety -filled show and tell.

Parents hoping to hear the best,
students expecting the worst, and the

having to place the truth somewhere in
between. I mean, how do you tell parents

their child is best qualified to be a
speed bump?

Tickets to the Hot Lead concert go on
sale Thursday morning.

But we're not going to get any, because
Thursday's the school day.

Well, that shouldn't be a problem. You
said that ever since your parents got

divorced, your dad would do anything for
you. Well, can you believe it? He won't

write me any more doctor's excuses
unless I actually go to the doctor.

That's sick.

Hi. Hi.

So, tell me about your rafting trip. Did
you meet anybody?

Well, actually, I met the most wonderful
man while clinging to a rock.

How exciting. What's his name?

Peter. Peter what?

I don't know. Well, what does he do?

I don't know. Where does he live?

I don't know.

Well, I certainly see why you like the
guy.

No, it was the rules of the weekend.

No last names, no past, no present.
Sounds like no future.

But we did exchange phone numbers.

Why, he could be anybody.

A captain of industry, a famous surgeon.

Or Freddy Krueger.

Exactly. That's why I told him my name
was Tina Palladrino.

I am not going out with any man whose
nails are longer than mine.

Good morning, Mr. Bell.

My, aren't you cheery this morning? I
am. And you should be, too. It's the

of Parent Teacher Week.

Wonderful, wonderful.

It's my favorite time of year.

Oh, it's always a lot of fun.

Maybe for you. Everyone loves you.

Mr. Belding, you're the principal, the
man everyone looks up to.

Don't sweet -talk me. I'm a hated man.

That's silly.

They respect you. No, they don't.

I am the man they were sent to when they
were children, and they have never

forgotten it. Nobody wants to talk to
me.

Hey, Zach, something's wrong with
Screech.

Mikey, you've known him for eight years,
and you just figured that out? No,

something's really wrong.

Look at him.

Okay, I'll cheer him up.

Hey, Screech, have you heard? At exactly
two o 'clock today, a shower of

asteroids is going to level Cleveland.

Fine, I'll wear a helmet.

Right, Mikey.

He is strange.

Even for Screech.

Is something wrong, Lisa?

No, something's not wrong.

Everything's wrong.

I wore makeup at school.

I know you do. You look lovely.

But you don't understand. My parents
will kill me if they find out I wear

makeup. What makeup?

Bless you, Miss Bliss.

Okay, everyone.

Settle down.

Settle down.

Now, today is the start of a very
special week.

And I'm really looking forward to
meeting all your parents.

Uh, Miss Bliss, my mom can't come.

Okay, class.

I think we're in for a treat here.

Why is that, Zach?

She went out of town.

That's it?

That's it.

See, but my dad will be here.

He's got a very serious medical
condition.

The doctors are fearful of any sudden
shocks, so just trash me at your own

Now that's our Zach.

descending on the grand concourse of the
facility.

This is the hub, the very heartbeat of
JFK.

Those of us in the trade call it the
lobby.

To the right, we have the lockers. To
the left, Mr. Belding.

Hello, I'm the principal.

I see you still haven't lost your touch.

It was a pleasure meeting you, Mrs.
Wertmann. It's obvious who Cindy

her personality from.

Obviously from her father.

Peter.

Carrie. What are you doing here? How did
you find me? Well, I didn't find you. I

mean, obviously I have, but I'm looking
for a Miss Bliss.

Well, you find her.

I'm a teacher.

Surprised? Yes, delightfully.

And I've got a surprise for you.

I'm Peter Morris, Zack's dad.

What?

Oh, no.

No, just tell me you're joking.

All right, I'm joking.

I'm his brother.

Peter, please, serious.

Don't make it any more difficult than it
already is.

Hey, what happened to the girl who fell
overboard with me?

She's treading water as fast as she can.

Listen, if you think Zach would mind us
seeing each other, he won't. He's seen

me date other women. Well, not a lot of
them.

Actually, just one. We are not even
going to discuss this.

We're going to discuss parent -teacher
things.

All right, all right.

You win.

Of all my students, Zach has the most
potential, but... I know, I know. He has

no built -in boundaries, discipline, or
restraint. Would you like to go out to

dinner with me?

Yes.

I mean, no. We're here to discuss your
son.

You are just like Zach.

Well, I should be. After all, I am his
brother.

And I'm his teacher.

And I'm being serious.

And I can't go out with you.

I really am sorry.

Hi.

What's this?

Well, my parents are coming tonight. And
I know how boring it must be to talk

about the same old things. So you
prepared a list of topics.

How considerate.

Colliery's theory of nocturnal
polarization.

Yeah, they're real gravity freaks.

Okay, spill it.

I told my parents I was president of the
eighth grade.

Samuel. It gets worse. I'm editor of the
newspaper, captain of the baseball

team, and lead baritone in the glee
club.

Is that all?

Did I mention homecoming, King?

Why tell parents? Why?

You don't know what it's like, Miss
Bliss.

I can't let my parents think their son's
a dud.

You are not a dud.

But what you've always been is truthful.

But I can't tell them the only position
I've held is glue monitor.

Glue monitor?

Believe me, it's not as glamorous as it
sounds.

Your parents love you, Samuel, and you
must tell them the truth.

Okay, Miss Bliss. But when they find out
I'm a tenor, it'll break their hearts.

Peter, what are you doing here?

I came to pick up Zach.

Well, you'll find him on the athletic
field.

I know.

That's why I came here.

Peter, didn't you hear anything I said
last night?

Every word.

I told you nothing would have ever
started if I'd known you were Zach's

Well, it's too late.

It's already started.

No, no, Peter.

Let me explain.

You see... Zach, this is not what it
appears to be.

You mean you weren't kissing?

No. No.

We were kissing.

Dad, I know you want to make a good
impression on my teachers, but you don't

have to kiss all of them.

Not all of them. Just Miss Bliss.

Well, good thing.

Coach Porius is really ugly.

Zach, this is not what you think. We met
last weekend on the rafting trip.

Great.

Hey, Dad, are we still going out for
burgers?

Zach, are you okay about this? Yeah,
sure.

Why wouldn't I be?

Everything's fine.

Adults get so uptight.

Oh, I'm not uptight.

Are you uptight? No, no, I'm not
uptight. See, we're not uptight.

I was just going to ask Miss Bliss if
she wanted to come to dinner with us.

no, no, no, thank you. Oh, come on,
it'll be fun.

Zach? Yeah, sure.

Then I walked in.

and saw them kissing.

It was like someone punched me in my
stomach.

I couldn't breathe. It was like the
worst.

Wow.

Your dad and Miss Bliss.

How would you feel if you saw your dad
kiss your teacher?

I'd love it.

He'd have to pay me a fortune not to
tell my mom.

You know, my dad's going to date my
teacher.

It's going to cost him.

What are you talking about?

We're going to the Hot Lead concert.

Well, how are we going to cut school to
get the tickets?

Hey, don't worry about it.

It's between me and Carrie.

Carrie? Since when do you call Miss
Bliss Carrie?

Since I caught them making out in
homeroom.

Oh,

Samuel.

Now, I saw your parents last night. I'm
glad you told them the truth.

Can you believe it, Miss Bliss?

They just want me to be me.

I knew they'd react that way.

And get this. My dad told me he was Blue
Monitor, too.

That's how he got stuck on my mom.

Well, I'm glad everything turned out all
right.

Thanks, Miss Bliss.

You're a real pal.

If you ever want anything, mice,
hamsters, gerbils, anything at all, just

Thank you, Samuel.

If I ever need a rodent, you're my man.

Okay, everyone.

Pass your homework to the front, please.

Watch this move.

Miss Bliss, I'm sorry, but I didn't get
a chance to do my homework.

This is great. You did me.

The truth is, I was up late.

Zach, that is no excuse.

Well, I was talking things out with my
dad, if you know what I mean.

She'll never buy that.

Okay, I understand, Zach.

Add it in tomorrow.

What have you done to Miss Bliss?

You've got to be kidding me.

How's it going, Mr. Belding? Oh, hello,
Miss Bliss. I want you to know that I

took your advice, I extended myself, and
I had a very pleasant talk with several

of the parents. Oh, good.

I knew it would work.

Of course, he didn't exactly tell them
who he was.

I was going to tell them, but...

They started telling principal jokes.

So what did you do?

What could I do? I told a couple of
zingers, too.

Actually, a couple of them weren't too
bad.

Especially the one about the principal
and Gumby.

You see, Gumby... Milo!

You're absolutely right. It is rather
inappropriate.

Oh, come on. What was the joke?

It's a side of pokey I'd rather not
discuss.

Mr. Belding, I need your advice.

Oh, good.

About school?

No. Well, sort of, but not really.

Well, it's either about school or it's
personal. It can't be about both.

Well, it is.

You see, last weekend I met this man and
I thought he was someone else. I mean,

other than who I thought he was.

What was he, a spy?

No, he was... He is sort of... sort of
related to one of my students.

Well, who is he? Zach Morris' father?

Oh, boy.

If you'd rather not talk about this, I
understand.

No, no, no. I don't mind talking about
it. I'm not dating a student's father or

mother. I'm married. I am happily
married.

Now, what am I going to do?

Carrie, if it makes you feel any better,
I know what you're going through.

You do?

Yes.

See, you want me to tell you that
everything will be all right.

I can't do that.

I really feel for you.

Would you pass the ketchup?

I'm looking.

How did it go with your parents and your
friend last night?

It was all right.

It was all in my head.

I don't even know why I was ever
worried.

They said I'm doing great.

And they're so happy they're taking me
to Chicago for the weekend.

Wow.

I'm doing great and my parents aren't
taking me anywhere.

Come to think of it, they didn't say
anything about bringing me home.

You know, you are nuts.

Skip the shopping. Go straight to the
shrink.

Anyone seen Zach or Mikey?

They were here for Homer.

school to buy concert tickets.

Oops.

Concert tickets, huh?

Why do people tell me things?

By any chance, Samuel, did they happen
to say when they might be gracing us

their presents?

For once, I'm safe.

I really don't know.

Can't tell you anything.

But if they're on schedule, they're
probably sneaking through the schoolyard

right now.

I think they deserve a proper welcome.

Nikki, watch the crabs.

Zach, we messed up.

We're really late for Bliss's class and
we didn't get the tickets.

Well, don't blame me.

I didn't know hot lead was going to get
the mumps.

Hey, would you just relax?

It's only Miss Bliss.

Miss Bliss?

Well, what happened to Carrie?

It's war history.

Miss Bliss, we've been looking all over
for you. We looked in your class, we

looked in the cafeteria, and you weren't
there.

You were in the halls the whole time. I
know. You were buying constantly.

That's right.

You weren't there either.

You know how Led got the mumps?

Zach, enough.

Call your father. I want to see him
after school.

Can't you wait until tonight?

Mikey, go to class. You don't have to
call your parents.

I don't?

Thank you, Miss Bliss.

I'm so relieved.

So grateful.

I'll see them tonight.

So dead.

Zach, what's going on?

Nothing. I got school. I got busted. No
big deal.

You're wrong. It is a big deal.

And I think it's time we talked about
your father and me.

Hey, there's nothing to talk about. It's
got nothing to do with me.

It's between you and him.

It's got everything to do with you. How
do you feel about it, Zach?

Hey, it's fine with me if you just...
Zach!

What? How do you... How did you feel
when you saw us kiss?

I hated it! Look, I don't want you to be
my father's girlfriend. Is that what

you want to hear?

Yes.

Yes, if that's the truth, yes.

Well, it is!

I'm sorry. It probably doesn't make any
sense, but it just doesn't feel good.

As a matter of fact, it makes very good
sense.

And I'm sorry I hurt you.

I tried to convince myself that it was
all right to go out with your father,

deep inside I knew it was wrong.

Miss Bliss, I don't want to lose you as
my teacher.

And I don't want to lose you as my
student, and that's very important.

You're very special to me, Zach.

And I hope you can forgive me.

Yeah.

I can forgive you.

Miss Bliss, I think this kind of means
that we can forget about me and Mikey

cutting class.

No.

Miss Bliss! Zach, don't start.

Peter.

Oh, I'm so glad you were able to come.

I feel privileged.

Two parent -teacher conferences in one
week. Well, this isn't about parents and

teachers. It's about us. Am I in
trouble?

Why don't you sit down?

Uh -oh, I'm in trouble.

Peter.

You're... Charming and intelligent, and
you have a great sense of humor. In

fact, everything a woman could possibly
want.

But? You're Zach's father.

And that makes you out of bounds for me.

Well, uh, what if I send Zach to school
in Switzerland?

Look, what are my chances of changing
your mind?

About... Not as good as Zach's chances
are of not getting punished for cutting

school.

Oh.

Boy, I'm glad I didn't have you for a
teacher.

But I'm glad Zach does.

So am I.

He's very special.

Yes.

Yes, he is.

Well...

It was nice meeting you, Miss Bliss.

Yes.

Oh, by the way, now, Zach is scheduled
to graduate in a year.

If that ever happens, I hope...

Previously on Dawson's Creek... You
kissed my

girlfriend. Yeah, I did. Truth is, I'd
do it again.

After everything that we've been
through, you just want to go back to

friends? Yeah.

Joey, if you don't understand why that
can't happen, if you don't get that, you

don't get me.

Your mother and I have decided to spend
some time apart.

This is a conclusion that we've reached.

Well, I can't believe that your
conclusion sucks.

You're aware that his goal is to sleep
with you.