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Whee!

[Crash]

Hee hee hee!

Oooh!

What does this button do?

Dee--!

Hee hee hee!

Ta-da!

Aah!

[Grumbling incoherently]

And stay out!

Ooh, that Dee Dee,

with all of her stupid, stupidry,

always with the dancing and the flowers

and the girly-girly sister stuff!

If only I could share the joys of siblingry with a brother.

Yes, my brother and I could be great scientific pals!

That's it!

Oh, Dee Dee?

Could I please be seeing you for a moment?

Please?

Ok!

Dee Dee, would you be putting

these on your head?

Thank you.

Come on, Dee Dee.

They're only just the newest,

most coolest, uh...

Hair curlers!

Gee, Dex, I don't--

just put them on!

Ok!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

[Ding]

That's odd.

Oh, well, either way, I can now return

to my project in peace.

Mom: Oh, Dexter!

Get your brother doo Dee and come to breakfast!

Ok, mom!

[Gasp]

Brother?!

[Rock music playing]

Hey, Dexter!

Success!

No more Dee Dee!

Oh, sweet brother!

What kind of scientific feat shall we conquer first?

Uh...dude.

So, you're in my room because...?

Oh, heh heh...Yes.

The reason for my visit.

Oh, I know why you're here!

You're here for your noogie!

Noogie?

What is a--?

Noogie, noogie, noogie, noogie, noogie, noogie!

Ow! Hey! Ooh! Ow!

Mom: Oh, boys! Breakfast!

Let's get the lead out, little bro!

Ah, yes! We should start with some lead experiments, and then--

set! Hike!

End zone!

Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!

Touchdown!

Whoo! Whoo!

Yeah! All right!

Heh! Beat you, dude!

[Slurping]

Morning, boys!

Morning, dad.

And how's my little slugger?

That's my boy!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha! Doo Dee loves his vittles!

Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat!

Ha ha ha!

Ah, good boy, son!

Ha ha ha!

Dexter: Ahem!

Good morning, father.

Uh, morning, Dex.

That's it! Get 'em, boy!

Ha ha ha!

Good old doo Dee!

Who wants more sausages?

Oh, yes, mother, I would--

ha ha ha ha ha!

[Chewing loudly]

Hey, doo Dee! How 'bout we go toss around the old pigskin?

[Burp] Oh, dad!

But Dexter's so boring!

No, the ball, boy! The ball!

Together: Ball! Ball! Ball!

Ball! Ball! Ball! Ball! Ball! Ball!

Ball! Ball! Ball! Ball! Ball! Ball!

[Sigh]

Ok, doo Dee, catch!

Got it, dad!

You're the best son a father could ask for!

Mom: Who wants hot dogs?

Doo Dee and dad: Yeah!

[Sigh]

Dee?

Hey, Dexter!

Stop it, stop it! Doo Dee, stop it!

Get out of here! Don't touch anything, doo Dee!

No, no, no! Leave me alone! Stop!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You gotta calm down, little bro.

All this nerd junk's got you all stressed out.

You need to blow off some steam...

Doo Dee style!

Hey!

What doesthis

no, doo Dee, wait!

Cool!

I'm hungry. Hasta, bro.

Maybe I have made some slight miscalculations

with this whole brother thing.

I had better change Dee Dee back

to her normal, stupid self

before all of my precious genius

is knocked to kingdom come.

But first, I better make a few repairs.

[Hammering, sawing]

Ok, everything seems to be back into place.

Ahem.

Attention, doo Dee.

Could you please come into the laboratory?

Hey, Dexter!

Mmm. What's up, bro?

Ah, yes, doo Dee.

I thought maybe you'd like to, uh...

Toss around the pigskin?

[Growling]

Dude! I told you to never touch my--!

Bye-bye! Ha! Ha! Ha!

[Ding]

Ah!

Hi, Dexter!

Success!

Oh, Dee Dee, i'm so glad to see you!

[Kissing] Ha ha! Hee hee!

Good old stupid Dee Dee!

All is well.

Honey! We're off to the market.

Ok, dear. Have a nice time.

[Door closes]

[Honk honk]

[Crash]

[Thud and cat screams]

[Rock music starts]

Oh, darn! I left the checkbook at home.

[Tires screech and horn honks]

[Rock music continues]

[Music stops]

Can you believe it?

I forgot the checkbook. Silly me!

[Door closes]

[Honk honk]

[Thud and dog barks]

Man: Surprise, surprise.

Another excuse from Dexter.

I, uh, I never should have ridden

that horse without a saddle.

I don't know what I was thinking!

[Sigh] You know the play.

I'm sure I'll be good to go in a few days.

[Sigh] Gym class.

Why should I waste such precious time exercising my body

when I could be exercising my brain?

And now to compose Monday's excuse letter!

[Ding ding]

Attention, students!

Attention, students!

Attention!

Dexter, please come to the principal's office,

immediately!

Ooh! Dexter's in trouble!

What could I have done?

I only corrected Mr. Luzinsky 3 times this week.

What else could it be?

Oh, no! Even my parents are here!

I surely must have done something horrible!

Hello. I am here.

Dexter, my boy!

How you doing? Come on in.

Phew!

Heh heh, I knew it all along.

Dex, have a seat.

No, no, havemy

that comfortable for you?

Oh, yes, very nice.

Dexter, I'm gonna get right to the point.

You are a genius!

Well, there's no argument there!

In fact, you're so smart,

we're considering moving you up a couple of grades!

I wouldn't have it any other way.

Or should I say, wewe

until we discovered...

You're flunking out of physical education.

What?! This cannot be!

Oh, no!

What do you have to say about this?

Uh, I think I have a doctor's excuse for that question.

That's just it-- you've managed

to have an excuse out of gym class

every single day!

Not only do you need to exercise your mind,

but exercise your body as well--

which he obviously has not done ever.

I object!

These loins would not produce a weakling!

My boy has power!

He just doesn't want to intimidate his classmates

in physicality as well as academics!

Hey, Dexter.

Remember that wrestling match where bad ace, the title champion,

delivered a terrible blow to the midsection of Kurt the krusher?

Uh, no.

Sure you do!

Now, I want you to punch me

just like that!

But I don't want to!

Come on! I can take it!

Show this guy the stuff you're made of!

[Sigh] Well, if you insist.

Ugh!

Owww!

Ow! Oh! Ow!

Oh, the pain!

The excruciating pain!

Oh! Ah! Oh!

Can't...finish...sentences!

Aah! [Coughs]

Honey, you can stop now.

Not buying it? Nope.

Dexter simply has to pass just one p.E. Event.

Can you do that, Dexter?

Bring it on!

Let's see now...

Baseball! Uh, lumbago.

Gymnastics. Asthma.

Swimming. Tennis elbow.

Rope climbing? Diarrhea.

Run a mile? Corns.

20 pull-ups.

Scia--

how about 7?

15. 5. 10.

Deal. Great!

Monday morning gym class, 10 pull-ups!

You should just go ahead now and get my new desk ready.

That's my boy!

Yes! My brains... Your brawn.

There is no way my puny body will be able to perform

10 whole pull-ups...

Unless my olympic-size brain can be of assistance!

At last!

With my pneumatic muscular enhancers,

10 pull-ups will be a cinch!

Ooh! Whatcha doing with that bionic arm?

It will come in handy

when I cheat on my p.E. Exam next week.

What? Are you crazy?

You can't cheat! No brother of mine is a cheater!

You think you were brought here on this earth to cheat?

You're Dexter, boy genius!

Geniuses don't cheat! Geniuses aren't sissy cheaters!

Sissy cheater? That's right!

Are you a sissy cheater?

I amnot a sissy cheater!

What did you say?

I amnot a sissy cheater!

I didn't hear you!

I said...

I amnot I amnot

good! Then we'll start in the morning.

Wait! I wanted to be a sissy cheater!

[Loud horn]

Ok, soldier, up and at 'em!

Hup, hup, hup!

Left, right, left, right!

[No audio]

I did it. I did a pull-up.

I did a pull-up!

That's great, Hercules.

9 more and you'll pass gym.

[Cheering]

You did it, Dexter!

10 pull-ups, and you've passed.

Well, looks like we'll be seeing you

in a new class tomorrow.

I told you it would be a snap.

Yup, a snap...

Thanks to science!

Heh heh heh heh!

Ahh! Well, here I am!

My first day of advanced schooling!

Yes, today I reach a new plateau,

a higher education amongst my intellectual equals!

An education with smart kids, sophisticated kids,

kids more like...Myself!

Dexter's in my class! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

No! No! No! There must be some mistake!

There ain't no mistake!

No, no, this cannot be! No!

I cheated! I cheated on the exam!

I do not deserve an advancement! I deserve to be demoted!

No!

[Slam]

Man: Enter at your own peril, past the vaulted door...

Where impossible things may happen that the world's never seen before...

♪ In Dexter's laboratory

♪ lives the smartest boy you've ever seen ♪

♪ but Dee Dee blows his experiments... ♪

♪ To smithereens

♪ there is gloom and doom while things go boom ♪

♪ in Dexter's lab!

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