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Dexter: Boom!

Hurry up, you fools,

before it is too late!

Unhand that loot, claw,

or the justice friends will be forced

to deal you a bad hand!

Right on, major glory!

Dude, val hallen doth agree!

Yes!

Meow!

Run!

Sok!

Zap!

Bing!

Bing!

[Hisses]

Aah!

Wow!

Boy, oh boy!

What an amazing adventure that was!

I can not wait for the next great

justice friends comic book to come out.

I am sure the next issue

will have an even more powerful super-villain

trying to destroy the justice friends.

Halt, for the justice friends are here!

Pow!

Judo chop!

And then the whoosh!

I do not think I can wait a whole month

for the next issue to come out.

Wait. I do not have to wait.

I am Dexter!

I will make my own comic book adventure.

This stinks!

I cannot draw!

What!

I do not have to draw!

Let the science begin!

Yes.

Yes!

Yes!

At last, the curvitron 2000 is completed!

Now, what adventure do I want to read first?

Wait a second.

What adventure could be better

to read about than my own!

Comic book history, here I come!

Ooh!

Narrator: In a world where heroes have disappeared

and evil has run amok, one man has stepped forth

to defend the innocent.

When an emergency calls,

this hero mysteriously appears from his secret laboratory.

He is known only as...

Wow, my very own narrator!

Wow, word balloons!

And look at all my muscles!

Wow!

Super strength!

I can fly!

Laser vision!

Narrator: But, unbeknownst to Dexter,

a strange figure lurks about the lab.

My super sense?

Hello, Dexter.

I am deestructa!

Einstein's ghost!

Wow, this is so cool!

I can not believe I get to fight

my very own super-villain!

And she is pure evil.

I can feel it!

Stop!

Do not push that button!

Halt this senseless destruction, deestructa!

Or feel the wrath of Dexter,

super being of science!

You'll have to catch me first.

Her speed and agility are great, but...

I can fly!

Gotcha!

Not quite!

Her power is too great!

My laboratory does not have much time!

It would take 5 times my own power to stop her.

Wait!

That's it!

Narrator: Using his super science,

Dexter initializes his multi-maker.

Dexters, attack!

Where did all of you come from?

Clone: We are here from the super genius of Dexter

to stop your destruction, deestructa!

We have got her!

You cannot escape us!

It is pointless to resist!

You have been defeated by Dexter!

Deestructa: Never!

[Screams]

Narrator: Dulled with radioactive gamma rays,

Dexter, super being of science, transforms into...

Dexter, the infragable bulk!

[Roars]

Ha, deestructa!

Now you have no place to hide!

Precisely my plan, you bulking buffoon!

My laboratory!

My poor laboratory!

[Crying]

And now, to unveil who is was

that destroyed you and your lab.

I will reveal my true identity.

Galloping grasshoppers!

It cannot be!

Dexter: Dee Dee!

[Cracking]

[Cracking]

[Thunder]

Ah, well.

I guess we'll have to try again next week.

Dexter: You lousy tin can!

Boy, talk about obsolete!

Hunk of junk!

Worthless, worthless!

Worthless.

Ahhh!

That's it!

I've had it!

It is time to move on...

To the future.

I will build the most advanced,

most powerful,

most intelligent robot ever.

Well, at least you are still good for something.

Come on,

last nut.

At last.

My most ultimate creation!

The most powerful,

most intelligent robot ever!

Robot: Robo dexo 3000.

That's right!

Full power, on!

Robo dexo 3000, go!

Commence the exercise.

Yahoo!

Super samurai action!

But this action is so much cooler

than my old, stupid robo dexo 2000.

Affirmative!

Action!

Fix-fix! Fix-fix! Fix-fix!

Fix, fix, fix, fix, fix, fix, fix, fix,

fix, fix, fix, fix, fix.

Fix, fix, fix, fix?

Fix, fix, fix, fix.

Fix, fix!

Fix-fix-fix! Fix-fix-fix! Fix-fix-fix! Fix-fix-fix!

You rule!

Affirmative!

I rule!

You are quite simply the most powerful,

the most intelligent robot ever created.

I am the most powerful robot.

I am the most intelligent robot.

I am the most powerful robot.

Computer, what is happening?

Computer: Scanning...

Dexter, there is an energy thief

attacking the world's power sources.

To the robo dexo 3000!

With this brain wave-ilator,

I can just mentally program my clever plan into you.

Well, what do you think?

Pretty good, huh?

Negative.

What?

I do not agree.

Your plan will not succeed.

Robo dexo 3000 has a superior plan.

Well, that is what manual override is for.

Negative.

Jettisoning unnecessary organic matter.

Hey! You cannot evacuate me like that!

But I made you.

Oh.

What was that?

Fixed!

All right, what is going on here?

Whoa!

Robo dexo 2000,

you are as good as new.

I am so sorry I built that stupid robo dexo 3000.

Please forgive me.

Let's go save the world!

There they are.

Wow!

I am robo dexo 3000,

the most powerful robot in the world.

I am the most intelligent--huh?

A nut? I thought we tightened all then nuts.

Look out!

Aw, no more samurai action for you.

Computer, where is the thief headed now?

Computer: It is going to the desert.

Robo dexo 2000, I'm going to need

all the power you've got!

Stop right there, energy thief!

[Burps]

Computer: Power draining.

Power at 50 percent.

48 percent.

44 percent.

32 percent.

20 percent.

One percent power remaining.

Dexter, the energy thief is in position.

Initiating.

Robo dexo 2000, come here!

Whoa, that worked out just as I planned.

Robo dexo 2000, you are the greatest robot ever.

I love you so much!

Announcer: Enter at your own peril,

past the vaulted door

where impossible things

may happen

that the world's never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's laboratory

♪ lives the smartest boy you ever seen ♪

♪ but Dee Dee blows his experiments to smithereens ♪

♪ there is gloom and doom while things go boom ♪

♪ in Dexter's lab

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