Original subtitles

[Clicking]

[Birds tweeting]

[Ring]

What a fantastic morning!

All is well in the scientific world!

[Bagpipes playing]

Great! A post card!

I wonder who it's from!

"Greetings, family.

"Just a note to let you know

"I'll be stopping by for a short visit.

Best wishes--"

aah!

He's coming! He's coming!

[Whistling]

♪ He's coming to visit!

♪ He's coming to visit!

♪ He's coming to visit!

♪ He's coming to visit!

Who? Who's coming?

Who's coming?!

What's all the fuss, Dee Dee?

Look, mom! He's coming!

Eh! He's coming to visit!

Who? Who is coming?

Who's coming to visit?

Oh!h to visit.

Who is coming to visit?!

[Crying] Who is coming to visit?

All but Dexter: Magic uncle fergel O'Reilly!

You remember magic uncle fergel O'Reilly, don't you, son?

Mom, voice-over: When you were just a baby,

you loved doing magic...

Even though you weren't that good.

But one day, magic uncle fergel O'Reilly came to visit,

and he brought you a special gift...

Your first junior magic kit.

Oh, you were so excited.

He even showed you how it worked.

Oh! You loved his tricks,

and in time, your love for magic multiplied.

Dad, voice-over: I'll say!

Mom: Why, you always looked forward to magic uncle fergel O'Reilly's visits.

Dexter, voice-over: Until that fateful night

I noticed that magic uncle fergel O'Reilly's door was slightly ajar.

I peeked into his room, and I witnessed the horror!

Magic uncle fergel O'Reilly was a-stuffing his sleeves with bunny rabbits!

I could not believe my eyes!

Magic was all fake!

[Thunder]

That night, I realized there was only one true force,

and that force was...

Science!

[Thunder]

[Thunder] [Clicking]

[Banging on door]

He's here! He's here! He's--

not here.

Surprise!

Magic uncle fergel O'Reilly!

Well, doesn't your favorite magic uncle get a kiss?

[Squeaking kisses]

Wow!

And, for the sweetest lass in all the land,

oh, look, dear! Aren't they pretty?

And what are you four-eyes?

[Laughing] Oooooh! Yooouuu!

Hedo like he has four eyes!

Now, Dexter, don't be rude.

Say hello to your magic uncle fergel O'Reilly.

Top of the morning to you, Dexter, me old pal!

[Squeaking]

What the--?

Ha! Slight of hand, me dear boy!

Aah!

You are a big fake!

Everything about you is fake!

Even your hair is fake.

Ha! Not at all, Mr. Smarty-pants.

My hair is as real as magic itself.

Well, if you are so ma-a-a-a-gic,

then why don't you m-a-a-a-gic yourself taller?

'Cause then me clothes wouldn't fit.

[Rim shot]

He's so right! It's funny!

Whoa!

Hey, magic uncle fergel O'Reilly!

Could I be your assistant?

And maybe--maybe you could magicme to disappear!

Ah, to be sure, lass! To be sure!

Magic uncle fergel O'Reilly will make you...Disappear!

I will a-show you area

I'm outta here!

Well,he's burst of sunshine.

[Clang clang]

Stupid magic! Stupid Irish. It's all fake.

Dexter! Dexter! Guess whati'm

annoying?

I'm going to be magic uncle fergel O'Reilly's beautiful assistant.

Oh, Dee Dee! Do not be so naive!

He's a fake!

And if youreally want to disappear,

there is only one way to do it.

Science is theo

will this hurt?

Possibly. Heh heh heh.

Ha ha ha!

Ha! No bunny rabbits, nothing up my sleeves.

Thank you, science. Thank you. Ha ha ha!

Mom, upstairs: Dexter! Go get your sister!

It's dinnertime!

All right, Dee Dee. Time for you to be visible.

Blasted thing!

Something's wrong!

Mom: Dee Dee?

Oh, no! What'll I do?

Mmm! That was De-e-e-licious!

Speaking of which, Dee Dee, you haven't touched your food.

Um, I must not have been hungry.

I think I'll just turn in early. Good night!

[Moaning]

Gravity...dee Dee...

[Chattering and moaning]

Kid.

I got to get Dee Dee back!

Hey there, little fella.

You're in an awful hurry, aren't you?

Um, I was just on my way to the bathroom when, uh--

Whoo! The bathroom! The loo!

Or what is it that you people call it?

The head?

Aah!

[Thunder]

[Birds tweeting]

[Sniff sniff] Dee Dee.

Looks like you've made Dee Dee disappear, eh?

Ha! When I was your age,

I wasalways makingmy disappear.

But how do I get her back?

With magic, of course!

Abracadabra!

Dee Dee! You're visible again!

Oh, my gosh, you guys!

I was such in a totally weird place!

Like, I don't know! Weird and stuff.

And all this stuff strange was going on,

and there was this nothingness and stuff,

and it was so quiet and so quiet,

and I didn't know where I was,

and it was so strange...

[Continues to babble faster and faster]

Abracadabra!

Oooooh.

That was close.

Yeah. Won't you have nightmares

now that you made Dee Dee disappear?

Nah! I'm magic.

Mom: Well, it's been grand having you here for a visit,

magic uncle fergel O'Reilly.

[Whispering] Don't worry about Dee Dee.

She'll show up soon.

But not till I'm long gone!

Ha ha! Take care of yourself, nephew.

I'll see you again. [Squeaking]

Thanks, magic uncle fergel O'Reilly.

It has been a--

O'Reilly: Slight of hand, me lad!

Slight of hand!

[Crash]

[Crash]

[Pound pound pound]

[Clang crash clang clang]

[Click]

Hey, Dexter! What you doing?

Working.

Hmmm. I justlove to watch you work.

Hey, hey, hey! What is with the touching?

Now beat it!

[Boing] [Crash]

Dee Dee!

[Wheels squeaking]

[Boom]

Move it!

Dexter: Dee Dee!

Dee Dee!

Why must you insist on getting in the way of me and science?

Hmmm...i don't know.

Computer! What is the remedy to this situation?!

Computer: It appears that the magnetic Poles

between you and your sister are aligned positive to negative

creating a slight attraction.

Hmmm...

Dexter: By adjusting the levels

so that my body also has a positive magnetic pole,

I will have created a magnetic field to keep Dee Dee away from me and my work.

Bring it on!

♪ Oh, Dee Dee! Dexter needs a hug ♪

Ahhhhh!

[Thump]

Success!

Well, then. How about a little kiss?

Eeeeee!

[Thump]

[Laughs and makes kisses]

[Grunting]

[Kisses and laughs] [Cries]

Ah! Back to work.

I'm hungry!

Hi, dad! Hi, Dee Dee.

Aah!

That was a close one.

[Smack]

Heh heh! Guess I accidentally switched it to attract.

I'd better switch it back to repel before Dee Dee starts on the...Mooooove!

[Chewing loudly]

Hey, down there!

Hmmm.

Needs ketchup!

That's a girl, Dee Dee.

Hey!

Dee Dee!

Oh! That's it! A little more...

Almost there...

Dee Dee: Gotcha!

I forgot the mustard!

The remote! Yes!

[Chewing loudly]

Delicious!

Boy, am I glad that's

to think that I, Dexter, boy genius,

could have been so careless as to make the mistake

of accidentally switching the lever to attract is most surprising,

considering the precautions I usually take while conducting

such highly advanced experiments in the past.

I'm gonna get ya!

Stop, Dee Dee!

Sto-o-o-p!

[Crash]

Aaahhh!

[Crashing]

Ooh!

Ouch.

Attract, repel-- I'm shutting this baby down.

Computer: Your program does not allow the magnetic field to be terminated manually.

You must use the remote control.

The remote control?

But I don't even know where it is!

Ok. Hand it over.

How do you do that?

Well, you see, Dee Dee,

once again, I have exercised my genius scientific abilities

by successfully creating a magnetic field to keepyoume.

But it seems that I have made one slight miscalculation.

And without the added weight of my chair,

you weigh more than me, enabling you to move me about,

at your own free will, of course.

[Claps] Neat! [Crash]

Now give me that remote!

Ooo, ow, ooo, ow, eee, ow, ooo, ow, ooo!

Dee Dee, stop it this instant!

Dee Dee!

Dee Dee! Stop it right now!

Dee Dee?

[Laughing]

Dee Dee! Stop!

Dee Dee! Stop!

Aah, shut up. [Smack]

[Crash]

Why, you! You are in for it now!

[Both yelling at once]

Quie-e-e-e-t!

Now, I want you both to make up.

Ok!

Hmm!

Dexter! I said make upnow!

Oh! Oh!

[Laughs]

Eh, sorry about that. Now, that's more like it.

Waah ha ha!

Captioning made possible by Turner entertainment group and U.S. department of education

captioned by the national captioning institute --www.Ncicap.Org--

♪ ...inDexter's laboratory

♪ lives the smartest boy you've ever seen ♪

♪ but Dee Dee blows his experiments ♪

♪ to smithereens

♪ there is gloom and doom

♪ while things go boom

♪ inDexter's lab