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Computer: System alert. Virus detected.

Aah!

This that is happening

is what should not be happening.

Computer, speak to me. Computer!

Sorry, Dexter, but i--i...

Yes? Yes!

I--

yes? What is it,

my dear, sweet, automated assistant.

I--

Computer?

No!!

My poor, sensitive, cybernetic friend.

Why? Oh...

Ah, fiddle sticks!

No stupid virus can contaminate my computer!

Commence self-digitization process in 3...2...1.

Oh, boy, this sure is fun!

Oh, my head.

Ah, that's better.

Where is the rest of me

and my altogether self?

Err! Must concentrate...

...lower region.

[Sighs]

Now I better check out the rest of this place.

Well, no problems in the memory program sector.

The new interactive simulator seems to be fine.

And everything looks all right

with the static molecular quadrant. Hmm.

Well, I see no sign of the virus.

This computer of mine can be a bit of the overdramatic.

When I return to reality, I will have to--

jiminy, the virus destruction!

[Sneezes]

Ah ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha!

Ah ha ha ha ha! Ah...Ah...Ah...

[Sneezes]

Mandark!

Dexter!

How the heck did you get in here?

Ah, some genius you are, you little fool.

Why, even the most infantile, feeble-minded baby

knows you shouldn't open e-mails

unless you know who they're from.

Well, then, Mr. Virus,

prepare to be vaccinated!

Ha!

"Ha" yourself, Dexter boy zero, but it's no use.

My virus has already spread throughout

your computer's network of circuitry,

and soon my plan to destroy you and your laboratory

will be a total success.

News flash, mandark:

You will never destroy my laboratory!

Never! Never!

[Both scream]

[Both growl]

Dexter: Oh, my stomach!

Mandark: Hey, where are we?

Ah! We're surrounded by nothing.

We're doomed--trapped for an eternity

in a void of complete nothingness,

trapped in a chasm of total emptiness--

trapped, I tell you, trapped!

Would you shut up!

Look there--light!

Hooray! Civilization!

Oh. This place feels kind of familiar.

Hey, there is the lamp,

and everything seems to be working.

Sweet success!

I've gotten rid of the virus

and safely returned to reali...Ty?

Hmm...

[Gulps]

Great miscalculations and unfortunate happenstance!

We have been downloaded onto my computer desktop.

That's right, fat boy. And it looks like

you forgot to empty your trash.

How do you like

the taste of that, mandark?

Yes, you might as well give up,

you pathetic fool,

for my genius is all too mighty and powerful

for a stupid fool like yourself.

Hey, mandark,

why are you not responding to my insults

with your usual incessant banter?

Dee Dee...

Dee Dee?

Dee Dee...

♪ La la la la la la ♪

♪ la la la la la la ♪

Buttons!

Dee Dee? Do not touch

the buttons, Dee Dee!

Did you say something, Mr. Bunny-doodle?

You want some smooches?

Ok.

Uh, that is one lucky bunny.

Oh, that irritating, feeble-minded,

brainless, stupid,

nincompoop sister of mine!

She will ruin everything with her

blockheaded business of buffoonery!

Hey, you can't talk like that

about the woman I love!

Oh, yeah? Aah!

[Click]

Dee Dee, put me down.

Hey, get back here.

♪ La la la la la la la la ♪

Whee!

No! Dee Dee, stop this madness!

Oh, back for more, eh?

I think I'm going to be sick.

[Click]

Hey, look at me. I'm highlighted.

Eeeny, meeny, miney, mo!

Mo! Mo! Mo! Mo! Mo! Mo! Mo!

[All laugh]

[Gulps]

And this little button went click.

Ok, Dee Dee, no more of this business

of monkeying us up and down and around.

We are in serious trouble,

and I demand you put a stop to playtime and--

♪ la la la la la ♪

♪ la la la la la ♪

♪ la la la ♪

Whee!

What's that, Mr. Bunny-doodle?

You want to paint a picture? Ok!

Oh, no! Not the ultra-super, high-powered

digital painter deluxe of 2000 art program!

Its capabilities are limitless.

Mandark: Gotcha!

Let's go!

Mandark: So long, shrimp.

Let's start with some pretty flowers.

Now a river of dreams.

[Both growl]

Hats!

Wait, I know! Gingerbread man!

Aah!

Nah.

Aah!

Gee, I don't know, bunny.

I think there's something still missing. Hmm...

I've got it!

Whee!

[Laughs]

And now, Mr. Bunny-doodle, just one last button.

Dee Dee! Do not touch that button, Dee Dee!

I'm not kidding around here, Dee Dee. Dee Dee!

Dee--

ooh, Mr. Bunny-doodle,

aren't they just ever so lovely and beautiful?

Yep, we are 2 regular artistes.

This isn't over, Dexter!

I'll get you yet--

you and your precious little laboratory, too!

Oh, give it a rest, will you?

[Monkey screeches, crashing sounds]

[Screeches]

Fine! I don't need your stinking lab.

I've got my own stinking lab.

At last! My greatest confection is completed!

[Soft ringing sound]

Computer: Alert. Alert.

A giant meteor is headed toward the earth.

5 minutes until impact.

What course of action do you wish to take?

Suit up!

Computer, activate power Princess unicorn!

Commencing activation.

Let's do this thing.

Meteor in sight.

Preparing to fire.

Dee Dee: Pew! Pew! Pow!

[Neighs]

Meteor destroyed.

The earth is saved.

Dee Dee, get out of my laboratory!

Mordecai: Oh, let me see it.

Oh, come on, Dexter. Let me have a peek, please!

Patience, my dear mordecai.

Like a fine wine,

moments like this should be savored.

[Sniffs]

[Sighs]

At last,

the moment we have been waiting for.

Oh... Ah...

Check out this baby:

My latest and greatest invention,

the xl 2001 matter antimatter

transference modulator capsule schematic.

That is so hot.

I know!

I'll put this baby in a safe place.

[Chuckles]

No one will think of

looking in my lunch box for my schematics.

Ha ha! Nobody would think of

looking in my lunch box for my sandwich.

Ho! Free water!

I'm blind!

Say, Dexter?

Yes?

Can I seeit again?

Hmm. Well,

I shouldn't really,

but maybe just a tiny little peek.

Behold the majesty of--

Bologna?

Yes! Bal--

Bologna?!

Hey, look! That girl-- she's got your lunch box!

Ha! My schematic!

Let's go.

Dexter, stop!

You can't go in there. Look!

I see. Well, we'll just have to wait.

Where is she?!

Mordecai, go in there

and get my lunch box back.

But, Dexter, nobody's allowed to go in there

unless they're a girl.

Well, let's get going then, shall we?

Mordecai: Whoa! Look at the size of this place.

[In singsong voice] Hello?

We're 2 pretty girls

and looking for our lunch box.

She's got to be here somewhere.

Hello?

Empty.

Hello?

Hello.

Yell-uh-oh.

This is the last stall,

so she's got to be in here.

Hello--oh...

[Girls laughing]

Girl: It's so beautiful today...

Wow! Look at this place.

It's no wonder

girls take so long in the bathroom.

Now, where is that girl with my lunch box?

I'll try over here,

and you, mordecai, you--

Ok, like, who likes that total geek Dexter?

[Laughter]

Ooh, can I just tell you he is such a dork?

Actually, ladies,

I don't think Dexter's a dork.

I think he's quite attractive myself.

[Giggle]

♪ You like Dexter ♪

♪ you like Dexter ♪

♪ you like Dexter ♪

No, I don't!

He's a dork like you said!

♪ You like a dork ♪

♪ you like a dork ♪

♪ you like a dork ♪

♪ you like a dork ♪

Stupid girls.

Hey, it's that girl with my lunch box.

Heh heh.

Ha ha, sucker!

Now to get mordecai and get out of here.

See you later, alligator.

I'm off to court.

Mordecai: Wow, miss empowering penny is so hip.

Come on, mordecai. It's time to go.

I've got the schematic.

Doll: What you talkin' about, Willis?

Dexter: Okey-dokey, let's get out of here.

Dexter, wait.

What? What is it?

I got to go.

Go where?

[Whispering]

Now? You have to go right now?

Here, mind penny till I get back.

The verdict is in.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

[Muffled] I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

That was my lunch box, sister!

All done?

All--

[girl screams]

There's a boy in the bathroom!

Oh, my gosh, mordecai!

Dexter: You left the toilet seat up.

[Alarm sounds]

Intruder alert. Intruder alert...

They're coming.

Who, Dexter? Who's coming?

Girls.

[Screaming]

It's a stampede!

There's no way out!

Oh, no!

[Faint cow sounds]

Get them!

[Yelling]

We'll see who rips who apart.

I love you. I love you.

I love you.

Oh, no! He's got miss empowering penny!

That's right, girlfriend.

And if anybody makes one more move,

then pretty little penny here...

[Girls gasp]

All right, listen up. Me and my pal here

are blowing this joint, see?

And if any of you ladies try to stop us,

the doll gets it.

You're so full of it. He's just bluffing us.

Oh, yeah?

[Ripping noise]

Dexter: Talk to the hand, sister.

Anybody else want a piece--anyone?

No. No.

No. Never mind.

All right, nice and easy,

and nobody gets hurt.

[Fighting sobs]

It's ok, penny. It's all over.

Way to go, Dexter!

Yes. Thanks, mordecai.

I wasn't going to let a bunch of girls

make a fool out of us.

[Laughter]

Looking good, Dexter!

Whoo! Ha ha!

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man: Enter at your own peril,

pass the bolted door,

where impossible things may happen

that the world's never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's laboratory ♪

♪ lives the smartest boy you've ever seen ♪

♪ but Dee Dee blows his experiments ♪

♪ to smithereens ♪

♪ there is gloom and doom ♪

♪ while things go boom ♪

♪ in Dexter's lab ♪