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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,466 --> 00:00:09,316 Captioning made possible by Turner entertainment group and U.S. department of education 2 00:00:42,483 --> 00:00:45,083 Mom: Oh, gosh. Look at us. 3 00:00:45,116 --> 00:00:48,266 We sure stuffed our faces at that luau. 4 00:00:48,300 --> 00:00:51,250 Dee Dee: Hey, my hula dancing lessons! 5 00:00:51,283 --> 00:00:53,303 You caught on so fast, dear. 6 00:00:53,333 --> 00:00:57,053 Dad: Hey, remember that scenic helicopter ride. 7 00:00:57,083 --> 00:00:59,103 Dexter: That was cool. 8 00:00:59,133 --> 00:01:01,053 Oh, your poor dad. 9 00:01:01,083 --> 00:01:03,133 Hey, what's that picture doing in here? 10 00:01:03,166 --> 00:01:06,316 [Nervously] Uh, hey, look, we're in love. 11 00:01:06,350 --> 00:01:07,480 Ah, what fond memories. 12 00:01:08,016 --> 00:01:10,376 If only I could remember where we went. 13 00:01:10,416 --> 00:01:14,166 Dad, we went to Hawaii, remember? 14 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,070 And look, Dexter, 15 00:01:16,100 --> 00:01:18,250 here's where you fell into that hole. 16 00:01:18,283 --> 00:01:21,383 Boy, it took hours to get you out of there. 17 00:01:21,416 --> 00:01:24,346 That is because stupid Dee Dee pushed me in. 18 00:01:24,383 --> 00:01:26,003 Uh-uh. You fell in. 19 00:01:26,033 --> 00:01:28,173 You were still wearing your leg brace. 20 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:29,450 Remember, clumsy child? 21 00:01:29,483 --> 00:01:30,433 Was not. 22 00:01:30,466 --> 00:01:32,116 Was to. Was not. 23 00:01:32,150 --> 00:01:33,070 Was to. Was not. 24 00:01:33,100 --> 00:01:34,230 Was to. Was not. 25 00:01:34,266 --> 00:01:36,426 Kids, it's been so long, who could possibly remember? 26 00:01:36,466 --> 00:01:40,026 Isn't it funny how much we forget as we get older? 27 00:01:40,066 --> 00:01:42,066 Remember last year when I lost my keys 28 00:01:42,100 --> 00:01:45,220 and had to climb through the doggy door for 3 weeks? 29 00:01:45,250 --> 00:01:47,330 And I locked the keys in the car 30 00:01:47,366 --> 00:01:49,426 for the third time this month. 31 00:01:49,466 --> 00:01:50,416 Yeah? Well, yesterday, 32 00:01:50,450 --> 00:01:53,100 I left for work without my pants. 33 00:01:53,133 --> 00:01:54,083 Mom: And today, 34 00:01:54,116 --> 00:01:57,016 I wrote "1986" on all of my checks. 35 00:01:57,050 --> 00:02:01,150 Well, a lot of stuff happened in 1986. 36 00:02:02,483 --> 00:02:04,333 What were we talking about? 37 00:02:04,366 --> 00:02:06,346 All right, kids, upstairs. 38 00:02:06,383 --> 00:02:09,133 Time to finish homework. 39 00:02:09,466 --> 00:02:13,076 Mom: Would you like some coffee, dear? 40 00:02:13,116 --> 00:02:14,046 Sure, honey. 41 00:02:14,083 --> 00:02:16,033 Chocolate chip or vanilla? 42 00:02:16,066 --> 00:02:17,326 [Sighs] 43 00:02:18,083 --> 00:02:19,373 What a thorough disappointment. 44 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:23,330 I had no idea my parents were so stupid. 45 00:02:23,366 --> 00:02:24,366 They're not stupid. 46 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:28,070 They just can't remember that far back. 47 00:02:28,100 --> 00:02:29,230 That is no excuse. 48 00:02:29,266 --> 00:02:31,296 Why, I have no trouble at all 49 00:02:31,333 --> 00:02:33,073 remembering way back to... 50 00:02:33,100 --> 00:02:36,080 Back to...Back to... 51 00:02:36,116 --> 00:02:38,376 No! 52 00:02:38,416 --> 00:02:40,096 My infancy is cloudy. 53 00:02:40,133 --> 00:02:43,373 I cannot remember my first baby steps, my first solid food. 54 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:45,480 Your first dirty diaper? 55 00:02:46,016 --> 00:02:47,226 It is all a blur. 56 00:02:47,266 --> 00:02:49,016 Is it possible? 57 00:02:49,050 --> 00:02:52,350 Could new information going into my brain be pushing out the old? 58 00:02:52,383 --> 00:02:53,383 Hey, Dexter. 59 00:02:53,416 --> 00:02:55,066 What? I am busy. 60 00:02:55,100 --> 00:02:58,380 Bet you haven't seen my dance of the fanciful unicorn. 61 00:02:58,416 --> 00:03:00,066 It goes like this. 62 00:03:00,100 --> 00:03:01,170 ♪ La la Lee 63 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:02,450 ♪ la la la Lee 64 00:03:02,483 --> 00:03:04,203 ♪ la la la Lee 65 00:03:04,233 --> 00:03:05,403 stop it! Stop it! 66 00:03:05,433 --> 00:03:08,423 I already have a thousand memories of that stupid dance. 67 00:03:08,450 --> 00:03:10,200 Ooh, what does this button do? 68 00:03:10,233 --> 00:03:13,273 Stop, stop, stop! You are erasing vital information. 69 00:03:13,300 --> 00:03:15,000 You must leave at once. 70 00:03:15,033 --> 00:03:17,073 You are wreaking havoc on my brain. 71 00:03:17,100 --> 00:03:18,480 Hey, want to hear a funny joke? 72 00:03:19,016 --> 00:03:21,196 Because it was stapled to the chicken. 73 00:03:21,233 --> 00:03:23,083 Hey, how did you know? 74 00:03:23,116 --> 00:03:25,146 Trust me, I do. 75 00:03:26,216 --> 00:03:30,396 Computer, time to get to work! 76 00:03:30,433 --> 00:03:32,203 Success! 77 00:03:32,233 --> 00:03:33,473 With this new device, 78 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,430 my memories will be preserved. 79 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:42,480 I'll be able to store 80 00:03:43,016 --> 00:03:44,476 all my precious thoughts and experiences. 81 00:03:45,016 --> 00:03:50,046 I will never have to worry about a lost memory again. 82 00:03:53,033 --> 00:03:54,173 Cheers. 83 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:57,000 Computer, begin memory backup. 84 00:03:57,033 --> 00:04:00,053 Computer: Memory backup recording. 85 00:04:08,016 --> 00:04:08,996 What? 86 00:04:09,033 --> 00:04:09,423 Mandark! 87 00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:11,000 Surprise, Dexter. 88 00:04:11,033 --> 00:04:12,333 What are you doing here? 89 00:04:12,366 --> 00:04:14,346 I have come to take your memories away. 90 00:04:14,383 --> 00:04:17,123 You'll have to fight me for them. 91 00:04:17,150 --> 00:04:19,470 My pleasure. 92 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,220 Hyah! Hyah! 93 00:04:21,250 --> 00:04:22,480 [Crashing] 94 00:05:04,450 --> 00:05:06,280 I'll get you, Dexter. 95 00:05:06,316 --> 00:05:08,076 You and which army? 96 00:05:08,116 --> 00:05:09,446 Dexter! 97 00:05:09,483 --> 00:05:11,233 Mandark! 98 00:05:20,083 --> 00:05:21,433 Vic... 99 00:05:21,466 --> 00:05:22,346 ...tory. 100 00:05:22,383 --> 00:05:24,033 Now to find my glasses... 101 00:05:24,066 --> 00:05:27,096 ...and get back to business. 102 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:38,150 Hey, I defeated you. I defeated you. 103 00:05:38,183 --> 00:05:40,133 I knocked you out. I knocked you out. 104 00:05:40,166 --> 00:05:42,296 No, you didn't. No, you didn't. 105 00:05:42,333 --> 00:05:43,203 Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah? 106 00:05:43,233 --> 00:05:44,383 Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah? 107 00:05:44,416 --> 00:05:46,996 We're just going to have to fight again fair and square. 108 00:05:47,033 --> 00:05:49,423 My pleasure. Hey, look, falling stars. 109 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:51,420 Where? Here. 110 00:05:52,316 --> 00:05:54,276 I'd say that's pretty fair and square. 111 00:05:54,316 --> 00:05:56,316 And now to retrieve what I came here for. 112 00:05:56,350 --> 00:05:58,430 Once I download Dexter's scientific memories, 113 00:05:58,466 --> 00:06:00,076 I'll know everything Dexter knows. 114 00:06:00,116 --> 00:06:02,316 I'll be smarter than Dexter, more creative than Dexter. 115 00:06:02,350 --> 00:06:05,370 And I'll be able to destroy Dexter's lab once and for all. 116 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:07,150 Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! 117 00:06:07,183 --> 00:06:08,233 Ha ha ha! 118 00:06:08,266 --> 00:06:11,126 Computer: Downloading. 119 00:06:16,066 --> 00:06:18,416 Look, honey, Dexter has done it. 120 00:06:18,450 --> 00:06:20,350 Dexter, you are unbelievable. 121 00:06:20,383 --> 00:06:24,353 Our son--he made this all by himself. 122 00:06:24,383 --> 00:06:26,353 And he's so young. 123 00:06:26,383 --> 00:06:28,133 Pure genius, boy. 124 00:06:28,166 --> 00:06:31,166 Ha ha! The moment I've been waiting for. 125 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:34,200 I am so proud of you, Dexter. 126 00:06:34,233 --> 00:06:36,303 You've made quite a creation. 127 00:06:36,333 --> 00:06:38,023 Come to mommy, Dex. 128 00:06:38,050 --> 00:06:41,320 Huh? Where are they taking you? I want to see the creation. 129 00:06:41,350 --> 00:06:44,020 Mom and dad: Hooray for Dexter! 130 00:06:44,050 --> 00:06:47,250 He made potty all by himself. 131 00:06:47,283 --> 00:06:49,083 Dexter! Dexter! 132 00:06:49,116 --> 00:06:52,116 What is this prepubescent garbage? Where's the science? 133 00:06:52,150 --> 00:06:55,420 Look at our son-- the scientist. 134 00:06:55,450 --> 00:06:57,120 Yeah, that's more like it. 135 00:06:57,150 --> 00:07:01,250 Dear, do you think he's too young to go trick-or-treating? 136 00:07:01,283 --> 00:07:02,383 Nonsense. 137 00:07:02,416 --> 00:07:05,316 Son, do you like trick-or-treating with Dee Dee? 138 00:07:05,350 --> 00:07:07,280 Uh-huh, uh-huh. I like candy. 139 00:07:07,316 --> 00:07:10,266 Dexter, do you like your scientist costume? 140 00:07:10,300 --> 00:07:11,400 What is a scientist? 141 00:07:11,433 --> 00:07:13,403 What is this? What's going on here? 142 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:16,273 Dexter, I want you to meet somebody. 143 00:07:16,300 --> 00:07:18,480 It's your great-great-aunt dextermina. 144 00:07:19,016 --> 00:07:20,146 Hiya, Sonny. 145 00:07:20,183 --> 00:07:21,283 [Dexter crying] 146 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:22,326 Oh, my. 147 00:07:22,366 --> 00:07:26,116 Oh, don't cry, Dexter. It'll be all right. 148 00:07:26,150 --> 00:07:28,000 [Chuckles nervously] 149 00:07:28,033 --> 00:07:29,433 Dexter, stop crying now. 150 00:07:29,466 --> 00:07:34,466 Hey, little bro, give your sister a big kiss. 151 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,200 Dee Dee. 152 00:07:36,233 --> 00:07:39,103 Dexter: Time out? I hate time out. 153 00:07:39,133 --> 00:07:42,123 Look what I washed for you, Dexter. 154 00:07:42,150 --> 00:07:43,150 Blankie! 155 00:07:43,183 --> 00:07:45,473 This is nonsense-- senseless baby trash. 156 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,420 Does dexie-poo like his bathie-wathie time? 157 00:07:48,450 --> 00:07:50,250 Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. 158 00:07:50,283 --> 00:07:53,353 Dex, I just thought up this new dance-- 159 00:07:53,383 --> 00:07:54,383 the fanciful unicorn. 160 00:07:54,416 --> 00:07:58,196 I am a baby. I am a baby. I am a baby. 161 00:07:58,233 --> 00:07:59,373 No! Where are 162 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:02,030 the inventions, experiments, lab secrets? 163 00:08:02,066 --> 00:08:03,326 Get your own doll. No. 164 00:08:03,366 --> 00:08:04,316 Give it. No. 165 00:08:04,350 --> 00:08:07,370 Dexie-wexie! Who loves dexie-wexie? 166 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:09,230 That's right. Mommy-wommy. 167 00:08:09,266 --> 00:08:12,276 The fanciful unicorn-- I just thought it up. 168 00:08:12,316 --> 00:08:15,426 Uh, honey, Dexter is sick again. 169 00:08:15,466 --> 00:08:19,046 Dexter: Teddy, I love you the bestest, 170 00:08:19,083 --> 00:08:21,283 but it is a secret. Shh! 171 00:08:21,316 --> 00:08:23,416 Look, Dex, a brand-new dance. 172 00:08:23,450 --> 00:08:26,120 I call it the fanciful unicorn. 173 00:08:26,150 --> 00:08:28,170 Oh, my head. I can't take it. 174 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:30,380 It's just a little boo-boo, Dex. 175 00:08:30,416 --> 00:08:33,996 Mom, Dexter is wearing my tights again. 176 00:08:34,033 --> 00:08:36,283 All: ♪ happy birthday 177 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:38,426 ♪ dear Dexter 178 00:08:38,466 --> 00:08:42,196 the fanciful unicorn dance. Have I ever shown it to you? 179 00:08:42,233 --> 00:08:46,103 Dex, we all have to move up to big boy underwear 180 00:08:46,133 --> 00:08:47,083 sooner or later. 181 00:08:47,116 --> 00:08:48,376 Aah! I can't take this anymore. 182 00:08:48,416 --> 00:08:51,466 All this garbage has been burned into my brain forever. 183 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:55,030 My head is ruined. It's full of nonsense, trash. 184 00:08:55,066 --> 00:08:56,316 I hate this place. I hate Dexter. 185 00:08:56,350 --> 00:09:00,170 I never want to live another one of his memories as long as I live! 186 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:02,300 What is he in such a rush for? 187 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:03,373 Didn't want to fight 188 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:06,070 Dexter--boy genius again, did he? 189 00:09:06,100 --> 00:09:07,480 What a baby. 190 00:09:12,016 --> 00:09:13,046 Mandark: Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! 191 00:09:13,083 --> 00:09:14,153 Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! 192 00:09:14,183 --> 00:09:16,123 Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! 193 00:09:16,150 --> 00:09:18,100 Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! 194 00:09:18,133 --> 00:09:20,383 Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! 195 00:09:20,416 --> 00:09:23,326 Birds: Tweet tweet tweet. Tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet. 196 00:09:23,366 --> 00:09:27,026 Tweet tweet tweet. Tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet. 197 00:09:27,266 --> 00:09:29,426 Buzz buzz buzz. Buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz. 198 00:09:29,466 --> 00:09:33,016 Buzz buzz buzz. Buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz. 199 00:09:33,050 --> 00:09:34,330 Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! 200 00:09:34,366 --> 00:09:36,326 Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! 201 00:09:36,366 --> 00:09:39,366 Ohh ohh ohh. Ohh ohh ooh ohh ohh. 202 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:43,400 Ohh ohh ohh. Ohh ohh ooh ohh ohh. 203 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:47,320 Brush brush brush. Brush brush brush brush brush. 204 00:09:47,350 --> 00:09:50,120 Brush brush brush. Brush brush brush brush brush. 205 00:09:50,150 --> 00:09:53,450 Whoosh whoosh whoosh. Whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh. 206 00:09:57,350 --> 00:09:59,470 Pop pop pop. Pop pop pop pop pop. 207 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:03,120 Pop pop pop. Pop pop pop pop pop. 208 00:10:04,266 --> 00:10:07,366 ♪ Chew, chew, chew chew, chew, chew, chew, chew ♪ 209 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:09,220 [Gulps] 210 00:10:09,250 --> 00:10:12,170 ♪ Chew, chew, chew chew, chew, chew--uh! ♪ 211 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:13,470 Aah aah aah! Aah aah aah aah aah! 212 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:17,280 Aah aah aah! Aah aah aah aah aah! 213 00:10:17,316 --> 00:10:19,376 Cough cough cough! Cough cough cough cough cough! 214 00:10:19,416 --> 00:10:23,346 Cough cough cough! Cough cough cough cough cough! 215 00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:26,320 Brush brush brush. Brush brush brush brush brush. 216 00:10:26,350 --> 00:10:31,120 Brush brush brush. Brush brush brush brush brush. 217 00:10:36,066 --> 00:10:38,426 Beep beep beep. Beep beep beep beep beep. 218 00:10:38,466 --> 00:10:42,366 Beep beep beep. Beep beep beep beep beep. 219 00:10:52,133 --> 00:10:55,003 Beep beep beep. Beep beep beep beep beep. 220 00:10:55,033 --> 00:10:59,203 Beep beep beep. Beep beep beep beep beep. 221 00:11:01,083 --> 00:11:05,073 Shift shift shift. Shift shift shift shift shift. 222 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,020 Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! 223 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:18,380 Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! 224 00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:20,446 Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! 225 00:11:20,483 --> 00:11:24,173 Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! 226 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:26,380 Tap tap tap. Tap tap tap tap tap. 227 00:11:26,416 --> 00:11:30,446 Tap tap tap. Tap tap tap tap tap. 228 00:11:34,300 --> 00:11:37,220 Plink plink plink. Plink plink plink plink plink. 229 00:11:37,250 --> 00:11:41,350 Plink plink plink. Plink plink plink plink plink. 230 00:11:49,116 --> 00:11:52,126 Rev rev rev. Rev rev rev rev rev. 231 00:11:52,166 --> 00:11:55,396 Rev rev rev. Rev rev rev rev rev. 232 00:11:59,266 --> 00:12:01,246 Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! 233 00:12:01,283 --> 00:12:04,473 Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! 234 00:12:06,166 --> 00:12:08,296 Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! 235 00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:11,303 Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! 236 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:15,350 Knock knock knock. Knock knock knock knock knock. 237 00:12:15,383 --> 00:12:19,433 Knock knock knock. Knock knock knock knock knock. 238 00:12:26,283 --> 00:12:29,103 [Garage door rising] 239 00:12:40,416 --> 00:12:42,426 Waah waah waah. Waah waah waah waah waah. 240 00:12:42,466 --> 00:12:45,276 Waah waah waah. Waah waah waah waah waah. 241 00:12:45,316 --> 00:12:47,396 Waah waah waah. Waah waah waah waah waah. 242 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:50,083 Waah waah waah. Waah waah waah waah waah. 243 00:12:50,116 --> 00:12:52,196 Waah waah waah. Waah waah waah waah waah. 244 00:12:52,233 --> 00:12:54,473 Waah waah waah. Waah waah waah waah waah. 245 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:58,180 Waah waah waah. Waah waah waah waah waah. 246 00:13:23,483 --> 00:13:26,103 Oh, no! Ooh! 247 00:13:26,133 --> 00:13:29,283 My favorite show, and it's on right now. 248 00:13:29,316 --> 00:13:31,466 I cannot miss it. I cannot miss it. 249 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,170 I cannot miss it. 250 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,400 Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! 251 00:13:34,433 --> 00:13:37,353 All but Dexter: You missed it. 252 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:41,370 Ha ha! Hee hee! 253 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:44,270 I loved it! That went fast. 254 00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:47,250 That was a great one. 255 00:13:47,283 --> 00:13:48,433 Oh. 256 00:13:48,466 --> 00:13:53,416 8:30?galactic gators 257 00:13:56,216 --> 00:13:57,326 oh. 258 00:13:57,366 --> 00:13:59,326 [Beep] 259 00:13:59,366 --> 00:14:01,476 Dragon's creek?! 260 00:14:03,150 --> 00:14:05,020 Oh. 261 00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:13,273 I won't--i won't--i won't... 262 00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:14,450 Miss it. 263 00:14:14,483 --> 00:14:17,273 Hee hee! Ha ha! Ha ha! 264 00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:20,050 That was the best one. 265 00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:21,323 Man, I loved it 266 00:14:21,350 --> 00:14:23,100 when uncle chimp ate 267 00:14:23,133 --> 00:14:25,403 aunt chimp's prize winning banana. 268 00:14:25,433 --> 00:14:26,483 And how about 269 00:14:27,016 --> 00:14:29,396 when chimp mama locked herself in the freezer? 270 00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:34,003 And they had to deep-frost her like a Turkey! 271 00:14:34,033 --> 00:14:36,203 [All laughing] 272 00:14:36,233 --> 00:14:37,253 Hee hee! 273 00:14:37,283 --> 00:14:41,433 Hey, how about the time chimp daddy caught 274 00:14:41,466 --> 00:14:45,996 chimp mama dressed like a man? 275 00:14:46,033 --> 00:14:48,303 Ha ha! Remember? 276 00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:50,073 Uh-huh? 277 00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:52,400 Uh, Dexter, 278 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:55,203 that one aired weeks ago. 279 00:14:55,233 --> 00:14:58,133 Oh, yeah, I guess it did. 280 00:14:58,166 --> 00:15:02,216 But this week, chimp papa dressed like a woman. 281 00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:05,320 [All laughing] 282 00:15:07,183 --> 00:15:11,403 And then he snuck into chimp mama's women's club. 283 00:15:11,433 --> 00:15:13,403 And then they elected him 284 00:15:13,433 --> 00:15:16,123 the lady chimps' club president. 285 00:15:16,150 --> 00:15:18,400 [All but Dexter laughing] 286 00:15:19,416 --> 00:15:21,196 TV:The wild man. 287 00:15:21,233 --> 00:15:22,383 [Growling on TV] 288 00:15:22,416 --> 00:15:24,076 [Woman screaming on TV] 289 00:15:24,116 --> 00:15:28,046 Dad: Oh, man, is he angry. 290 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,280 Hey, Dexter, you're not leaving 291 00:15:30,316 --> 00:15:32,466 to do your homework again, are you? 292 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,120 The wild man 293 00:15:35,150 --> 00:15:38,270 I know, dad, but I've got to study. 294 00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:40,450 Tomorrow is the big debate. 295 00:15:40,483 --> 00:15:43,323 Well...ok, son. 296 00:15:43,350 --> 00:15:45,380 Whatever. 297 00:15:46,166 --> 00:15:49,146 Oh, why is TV always so great 298 00:15:49,183 --> 00:15:51,023 when I must do homework? 299 00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:55,450 Why must I always be such a boy genius? 300 00:15:55,483 --> 00:15:58,133 Why? Why? Why? 301 00:15:59,033 --> 00:16:02,123 Wait. I know why. 302 00:16:02,283 --> 00:16:07,053 So that I can invent a way to never miss TV again. 303 00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:09,453 I will need a capsular receiver, 304 00:16:09,483 --> 00:16:12,303 a couple of satellite dishes, 305 00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:14,173 a bipolar antenna, 306 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:17,230 and a protective Gill-toro helmet. 307 00:16:17,266 --> 00:16:20,326 I'll weld them all together, and I will have... 308 00:16:20,366 --> 00:16:26,196 My global transmission compression receiver. 309 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:33,000 And now, TV signals from satellites 310 00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:36,123 all around the world shall beam 311 00:16:36,150 --> 00:16:38,170 their prime time programming 312 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,480 directly into my brain. 313 00:16:41,016 --> 00:16:44,146 It's TV my way. 314 00:16:45,183 --> 00:16:46,433 Didn't you love it 315 00:16:46,466 --> 00:16:49,996 when xorna kicked the sorcerer's heinie? 316 00:16:50,033 --> 00:16:52,003 Yeah. That show was great. 317 00:16:52,033 --> 00:16:55,173 What? Dorkster, you've never even watched 318 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:58,280 xorna: The high kick queen. 319 00:16:58,316 --> 00:16:59,396 Oh, no? 320 00:16:59,433 --> 00:17:02,473 How about when xorna knelt before the vokar knight 321 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,180 and then delivered her high kick to his face? 322 00:17:06,216 --> 00:17:07,346 [Imitates battle cry] 323 00:17:07,383 --> 00:17:10,103 And then the double thrust. 324 00:17:10,133 --> 00:17:13,023 [Imitates battle cry] 325 00:17:13,050 --> 00:17:16,050 So, what's the deal with those TV dinners anyway? 326 00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:19,053 You never see anyone eat them on TV. 327 00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:21,283 [Laughter] 328 00:17:21,316 --> 00:17:22,366 Good night, 329 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:25,100 and have a pleasant tomorrow. 330 00:17:25,133 --> 00:17:28,183 That Dexter sure knows his TV. 331 00:17:28,216 --> 00:17:30,276 He even sounds like one. 332 00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:33,466 Man, all this TV can be exhausting. 333 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:37,000 But if it makes me popular, 334 00:17:37,033 --> 00:17:38,483 who cares? 335 00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:40,016 So, by $100, 336 00:17:40,050 --> 00:17:43,050 he had already used up his lifelines. 337 00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:44,403 Hee hee! Ha ha! 338 00:17:44,433 --> 00:17:46,253 What a jerk. 339 00:17:46,283 --> 00:17:49,133 Yes, there were 2 darrins 340 00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:50,416 both named dick. 341 00:17:50,450 --> 00:17:52,020 Ooh. Ooh. 342 00:17:52,050 --> 00:17:54,430 That was the fat Elmer Fudd. 343 00:17:54,466 --> 00:17:58,076 He only appeared in 4 cartoons. 344 00:17:58,116 --> 00:17:59,066 Wow. Wow. 345 00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:01,100 How do you know that? 346 00:18:01,133 --> 00:18:03,173 "Marcia, marcia, marcia!" 347 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:06,120 Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger. 348 00:18:06,150 --> 00:18:07,480 Plop, plop, fizz, fizz. 349 00:18:08,016 --> 00:18:09,426 "Townsville's in trouble!" 350 00:18:09,466 --> 00:18:12,416 Oh, brother. Give it a break. 351 00:18:12,450 --> 00:18:13,470 Ooh. 352 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:14,400 Dexter? 353 00:18:14,433 --> 00:18:16,053 [Grudgingly] Newman. 354 00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:19,483 The debate has begun, and we're all waiting for you. 355 00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:21,146 The debate?! 356 00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:23,173 [All chattering] 357 00:18:27,233 --> 00:18:30,433 All right, Dexter, the first topic goes to you. 358 00:18:30,466 --> 00:18:32,096 Ahem. Please tells us 359 00:18:32,133 --> 00:18:35,083 about the positive effects of television 360 00:18:35,116 --> 00:18:37,016 on today's young people. 361 00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:38,070 Heh heh. 362 00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:40,300 You have 30 seconds. 363 00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:42,223 Begin. 364 00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:43,300 The greatest way 365 00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:47,033 for today's kids to gain knowledge of the world 366 00:18:47,066 --> 00:18:49,026 is through the wonder of television. 367 00:18:49,066 --> 00:18:51,196 By watching the inventing channel, 368 00:18:51,233 --> 00:18:54,233 they learn about science and technology. 369 00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:56,396 By watching the thinking channel, 370 00:18:56,433 --> 00:18:59,383 they learn about geography and math. 371 00:18:59,416 --> 00:19:01,346 With television, kids are 372 00:19:01,383 --> 00:19:03,403 in charge of everything. 373 00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:04,333 I think 374 00:19:04,366 --> 00:19:08,046 I'd like to buy a vowel now. 375 00:19:09,166 --> 00:19:13,226 Uh, what I meant to say was, 376 00:19:13,266 --> 00:19:17,276 Alex, I'll take TV talk for 500. 377 00:19:17,316 --> 00:19:18,446 [Feedback] 378 00:19:18,483 --> 00:19:20,203 Huh? Huh? Huh? 379 00:19:20,233 --> 00:19:22,203 Hmm, odd. 380 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:28,280 This is a test. This is only a test. 381 00:19:28,316 --> 00:19:30,466 [Imitates high-pitched tone] 382 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,150 [Rings] 383 00:19:32,183 --> 00:19:33,383 Your time is up, Dexter. 384 00:19:33,416 --> 00:19:35,416 All right, your turn, Herman. 385 00:19:35,450 --> 00:19:36,330 [Rings] 386 00:19:36,366 --> 00:19:37,476 Fellow classmates, 387 00:19:38,016 --> 00:19:39,176 my opponent Dexter, 388 00:19:39,216 --> 00:19:40,446 here, is obviously 389 00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:41,423 a teleholic. 390 00:19:41,450 --> 00:19:43,400 Look at his pathetic expression. 391 00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:47,033 TV has robbed him of his personality, 392 00:19:47,066 --> 00:19:48,226 as well as his mind. 393 00:19:48,266 --> 00:19:52,126 He exists exclusively in a TV wasteland. 394 00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:54,146 There, he wastes his days, 395 00:19:54,183 --> 00:19:56,383 staring mindlessly at his boob tube. 396 00:19:56,416 --> 00:19:59,276 He has fooled only himself into thinking 397 00:19:59,316 --> 00:20:01,366 that he's actually learning something. 398 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,430 But the only thing he's learned 399 00:20:03,466 --> 00:20:05,266 is how to talk like a TV. 400 00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:10,380 Oh! I must get these TV signals out of my head. 401 00:20:10,416 --> 00:20:11,376 Aha! 402 00:20:11,416 --> 00:20:13,216 I will revert the signals 403 00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:15,480 and program the compression receiver 404 00:20:16,016 --> 00:20:19,096 to repel all global transmission. 405 00:20:19,133 --> 00:20:20,223 Aah! Aah! 406 00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:24,470 And that is why books are our only salvation. 407 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,150 [Timer rings] 408 00:20:27,183 --> 00:20:30,023 Dexter, you may now respond. 409 00:20:30,050 --> 00:20:32,000 Obviously, my opponent 410 00:20:32,033 --> 00:20:34,253 is trying to scare you. 411 00:20:34,283 --> 00:20:37,483 Fellow students, TV is not the enemy. 412 00:20:38,016 --> 00:20:40,126 It is your friend. 413 00:20:40,166 --> 00:20:41,216 Just last night, 414 00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:45,300 my friend, TV, and I went out to eat. 415 00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:47,273 I ordered a TV dinner, 416 00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:50,200 and he got the satellite dish. 417 00:20:50,233 --> 00:20:52,303 [All laughing] 418 00:20:54,033 --> 00:20:56,283 Dexter, stop that immediately. 419 00:20:56,316 --> 00:20:58,066 Sit on it, fonz. 420 00:20:58,100 --> 00:20:59,120 That's enough. 421 00:20:59,150 --> 00:21:01,070 I declare Herman the winner. 422 00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:04,400 And, Dexter, go to the principal's office. 423 00:21:04,433 --> 00:21:07,103 Ah--ah--ah, what? 424 00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:08,423 Oh. 425 00:21:12,466 --> 00:21:16,126 Well, Dexter, your behavior in that auditorium was 426 00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:18,296 totally appalling, outrageous, shocking, and horrifying. 427 00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:23,303 Just what on earth have you got to say for yourself, young man? 428 00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:26,233 Well, sir, uh, you see, 429 00:21:26,266 --> 00:21:30,016 all I can say is... 430 00:21:30,050 --> 00:21:33,380 This concludes our broadcast day. Good night. 431 00:21:33,416 --> 00:21:36,266 [Static] 432 00:21:40,033 --> 00:21:41,403 Enter at your own peril, 433 00:21:41,433 --> 00:21:43,423 past the vaulted door, 434 00:21:43,450 --> 00:21:45,100 where... 435 00:21:45,133 --> 00:21:46,423 Impossible things may happen 436 00:21:46,450 --> 00:21:48,350 that the world's never seen before. 437 00:21:48,383 --> 00:21:50,283 ♪ In Dexter's 438 00:21:50,316 --> 00:21:51,376 ♪ laboratory 439 00:21:51,416 --> 00:21:55,176 ♪ lives the smartest boy you've ever seen ♪ 440 00:21:55,216 --> 00:21:58,196 ♪ but Dee Dee blows his experiments... ♪ 441 00:21:59,233 --> 00:22:00,453 ♪ To smithereens 442 00:22:00,483 --> 00:22:03,333 ♪ there is gloom and doom ♪ 443 00:22:03,366 --> 00:22:06,196 ♪ while things go boom 444 00:22:06,233 --> 00:22:08,453 ♪ in Dexter's lab 445 00:22:08,483 --> 00:22:11,283 captioning made possible by Turner entertainment group and U.S. department of education 446 00:22:11,316 --> 00:22:14,376 captioned by the national captioning institute --www.Ncicap.Org-- 29076

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