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Captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group
and U.S. department of education
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Now class, don't forget,
tomorrow is career day--
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that's where each of you
brings in a working parent
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to share a little bit about
their occupation with the
class.
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Cool! My dad's
a pro golfer.
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My mom's a marine.
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My daddy's
a brain surgeon.
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So's mine.
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What's your dad do,
Dexter?
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Hmmm. I never
really thought
about that before.
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Don't you
even know what
your dad's career is?
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Of course I do.
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Well,
if you must know,
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he's a top secret
scientist
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who works for
the government.
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A top secret scientist?
Really?
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That's cool, Dex.
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What type of science
is it?
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Um, a, his field
is a...
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Cosmotronic
engineering?
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Oh, that rules!
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What is cosmotronic
engineering?
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Is it top secret?
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Come on,
you could tell me.
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Well, I cannot tell you
the details,
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but it's stuff like
space travel,
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Teleportation,
robots and such.
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I can't wait
to meet him.
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He sounds so cool!
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Yeah. He is way cooler
than any of your dads.
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All I have to do is program
the genetic material
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to produce the human traits
of a super-genius dad.
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Ok, now.
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That should finish it.
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By morning, this massive
organic tissue
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should morph into
the perfect father.
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Good night, dad.
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Now to see
how this guy came out.
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[Gasps] He's perfect!
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Perfect!
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This father is surely
every boy's dream.
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Begin drain procedure...
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And lift tube.
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Go ahead,
say something cool.
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The coefficient
of pie
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times x to the third
is 3.5100987.
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Yes! They are
going to love you.
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You will be the
greatest dad ever!
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Ok. Get down
and be quiet.
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We got to get past dad.
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Dad: Dexter?
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Good morning, son.
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Say, that's an
awfully big backpack
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you have there.
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Uh, what?
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Oh, yeah. Uh,
what's a matter, pops,
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getting old?
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Oversized backpacks
are the coolest.
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Oh, yeah,
that's right.
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I forgot.
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Well, dad, do not want
to be late for school.
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I can drive you,
if you like.
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That's ok.
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Dexter?
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Yes?
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Are you sure you're
not forgetting anything?
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I am sure.
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Teacher: Ok, now, Mikey,
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let's meet your dad.
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Hey, everybody,
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my dad owns
a toy store in town.
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That's right, kids,
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and you know what
the best thing about
owning a toy store is?
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All: What?
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Free toys!
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All: Yeah!
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Wow. The competition
is pretty tough,
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but my dad will
still be the best.
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All right, Dexter,
it's your turn.
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Class, please welcome
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with a healthy round
of applause, my dad.
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Go ahead, dad,
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show them
how cool you are.
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The coefficient
of pie
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times x to the third
is 3.5100987.
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Wasn't that cool?
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Say it again.
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The coefficient
of pie
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times x to the third
is 3.5100987.
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I can't believe Dexter
forgot about career day.
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Good thing I got this reminder
in the mail yesterday.
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Ah, here we go. Room 214.
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Oh, hey, it's already
Dexter's turn,
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but who's that with him?
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Now why would Dexter
have a stranger
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pretend to be me?
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Is he...Is he ashamed?
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Anyway, isn't my dad
supercool, guys?
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No way! He's lame!
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Get him out of here!
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[Yelling]
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Whoa. It's not going
so well in there.
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Hmm.
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But guys, this
is what a top secret
scientist is like.
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Surely he is
the coolest dad.
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No way! That's not
a dad, that's a dud!
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Dud! Dud! Dud! Dud! Dud!
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Dud! Dud! Dud! Dud!
Dud! Dud!
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[Revving engine]
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[Screeching]
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[Revving engine]
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Dad, what are
you doing here?
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Well, son, it's career day,
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so I thought I would
demonstrate my career.
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What career is that?
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Well, anybody who wants
to find out can follow me.
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[Cheering]
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This way.
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[Cheering]
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Wow, Dexter,
your dad's career
is really cool!
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What is it?
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Just look.
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All right, folks,
let me break it down for you.
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Yay!
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First, I must ride
this motorcycle
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through two flaming planks
of wood with nails.
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One wrong move
and pfft, I get a flat.
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Then hitting the ramp I fly
over 4 big yellow school buses,
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not just empty school buses--
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these are filled to the brim
with wild lions and tigers!
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Then, I will soar over a tank
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containing an assortment
of the most dangerous sharks
known to man.
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Finally, the dreaded
ring of fire.
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This is highly dangerous,
folks,
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so leave the stuff
to the pros like me.
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Your dad is mega-cool
if he makes it.
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I hope he
makes it, then.
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On my Mark...
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Get set...
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Go!
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Yeah!
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[Roaring]
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Whoa.
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Oh, my.
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He might make it.
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[Revving engine]
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Yay!
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He's my dad.
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Yay!
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[Cheering]
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Dad, that was
so supercool.
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I am sorry
I did not ask you
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to come in today.
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That's ok, Dexter.
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You didn't know.
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I'm sure your kids
wouldn't want
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a boring scientist
as a dad, either.
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Well, kids, I have to be
getting back to work.
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Tallyho!
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Bye!
Bye!
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Wow, there goes
the greatest dad
on earth.
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But he's no
cosmotronic engineer.
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[Crash]
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[Engine roaring]
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Oh, dad'll just love this!
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[Humming jingle bells]
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[Beep]
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Man: Attention shoppers:
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We have a red light sale
in aisle 8 on latex gloves.
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Ahh!
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Ugh!
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[Crash]
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[Grunting, crashing]
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[Glass shatters]
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Oh, would you
look at that.
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The very last pair.
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Must be my lucky day.
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[Humming jingle bells]
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[Can clunks]
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[Beep]
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Man: Attention shoppers...
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[Beeping, computer sounds]
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The sun: Center
of our solar system,
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giving the energy
for life on earth,
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which is showered
in the sun's powerful rays,
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except when eclipsed
by the moon.
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For one precious moment,
totality.
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Wow.
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Enough play.
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Hours from now I will be
witnessing the real thing.
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[Beeping]
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Collecting important data,
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capturing every
terrestrial detail:
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Speed...
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Orbit...
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Diameter...
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Weight.
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Wait! 300,000 pounds?
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Judging by the moon's
overall density,
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the moon should weigh
twice that.
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Taking into account
the moon's gravity field
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and its internal inertia,
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it just doesn't add up!
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Could the scientific community
overlook something so obvious?
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Something is not right.
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Time for a little recon.
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[Beeping]
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[Rattling]
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[Whoosh]
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[Boom]
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Odd. I thought
I put her down pretty soft.
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Time to get to
the bottom of this.
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[Crack]
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Aahhh!
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Oof!
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Aahh...
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Wow. An entire world hidden
inside the crust of the moon.
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But where is everybody?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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[Honking]
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What was that?
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[Honking continues]
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It is coming
from over there.
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[Honking]
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Martians!
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[Honking]
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What on earth
are they saying?
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Translation, please.
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[Honking]
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Then while earth is
distracted by the eclipse,
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we'll go in
and clean them out.
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They won't know
what hit them.
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[Honking]
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Earth is minutes away
from attack
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and the only one who knows
is stuck on the moon!
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Wait a sec! Robo 2000,
I need your help.
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[Engines starting]
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[Whoosh]
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[Cracking]
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[Crash]
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It is time to get busy!
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[Bonk]
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Talk to the hands!
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[Crash]
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00:19:07,116 --> 00:19:09,276
[Beeping]
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Hors d'oeuvres, anyone?
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Let's dance!
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[Beeping]
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Foolish beings!
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[Feedback]
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00:19:55,233 --> 00:20:00,053
Ahem. I have exposed
your secret world,
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unraveled your evil plot,
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and deflected
your entire fleet.
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Any last words?
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[Honking]
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That must be how you say,
"I give up," in martian.
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Robo, translate the groveling.
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Martian: Why are you
doing this to us?
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We come in peace.
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Oh, no you don't.
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I was at your rally
to destroy earth.
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Does, "sneak in
and wipe them out"
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ring a bell?
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00:20:32,350 --> 00:20:34,050
We were just waiting
for the earth's
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wonderful mock turtleneck
sweaters to go on sale.
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It's very chilly in the moon
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and we needed some
warmer clothing.
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And with the lunar eclipse,
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we figured the stores
wouldn't be very crowded.
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Mock-neck sweaters?
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Ha ha ha ha.
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Whoopsie.
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Would you like it
in sunburst or mint?
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[Honk]
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announcer:
Enter at your own peril
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where impossible
things may happen
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that the world's
never seen before.
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♪ In Dexter's laboratory ♪
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♪ lives the smartest boy
you've ever seen ♪
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♪ but Dee Dee
blows his experiments ♪
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♪ to smithereens ♪
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♪ there is gloom and doom
while things go boom ♪
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♪ in Dexter's lab ♪
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