Original subtitles

♪ Making the science, la la la ♪

♪ making the science

oopsie.

Oh, would you look at that!

How can I concentrate

to the full capacity of my genius

covered in such filth?

Bleah!

Now, back to the business.

Yes! Yes!

This will be my greatest experiment ever!

Oh, for the sake of Pete.

Ok, now.

Here we go.

Carefully, carefully.

Yes, that is it.

Perfect! Perfect!

To heck this is turning out to be!

Hmm.

Mom!

What is taking her so long?

Hey, mom! Shake a leg or something!

Mom! Mom!

Hey!

Come on out, shy boy.

Here's your little play clothes

all fresh and clean,

but I just can't understand

how you manage to stain your little outfits so quickly.

Yeah, mom, it's a real enigma.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I have much work to be doing.

The boy's right, dear.

There is much work to be doing.

If only there was a way to keep my attire

in a constant state of immaculance.

And then I wouldn't have to wait around

for mom and her stupid archaic appliances.

But with all this business of filthery,

I cannot think straight.

The situation calls for some serious concentration.

[Toilet flushes]

I've got it!

Computer, neutralize standard chlorine balance.

Computer, adjust amplitude quadrusters.

Computer, engage module propulsion engine matter.

Computer, take a break.

All systems ready for launch.

You make the earth move under my feet.

Hmm, everything seems to be in place.

Now, thanks to my ingenious invention,

no matter where I am,

my orbital stain removal satellite should eradicate

any bothersome filth from my clothing,

making me a perpetually laundry-fresh genius!

Let's give it a whirl.

Well, here goes something.

Aah.

Success!!

Oh, how I love the smell of genius.

Greetings, classmates.

Yes, sirree,

I am truly confident that today I will bypass

any unfortunate or embarrassing incident.

And thanks to science,

I may enjoy a carefree day of learning.

Ha ha!

Looks like the baby needs a bib.

Hey, everybody! Look at Dexter!

Looking sharp, d!

And he smells good, too.

Yes, yes, I know.

And I owe it all...

To science!

Hello, cafeteria.

And now, time to chow down.

Snorsky, snorsky.

Computer: Stain removal intensifier, activated.

Hot diggity!

This is one of my favorites.

Oh, good gravy!

Something must have gone all haywire with the satellite.

I've got to get the heck out of here

before all of my clothes vanish into the thin of the air.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Oh, my glasses!

[Growling]

Nice doggy.

Oh, the knowledge.

Hmm, the coast seems to be clear.

♪ La la la

♪ la la la la

♪ la la la

little girls!

♪ La la la

♪ la la la la

♪ la la la

♪ la la la la

all: Oh, my gosh!

What a cute little piggy!

Uh, oink, oink!

Aw!

[Giggling]

Phew!

Oh, boy, that was a close one.

I just have to get to ruthie's field,

and I will be home free.

Home--

free!!

Right on, brother.

[Thud]

Hello? Is anybody home?

Oh, for crying out loud!

I had forgotten that in the confidence

of the success of my satellite,

I threw away the rest of my lab coats.

Why must a boy genius like myself

continually be forced to endure such misfortunes?

Ah!

Of course!

Success!

And with just enough time to get me back to school.

[Whistling]

Oh, Dexter!

Wait a second, honey.

[Sighs] I am sorry, mother,

but I have no time

for inconsequential dialogue

with you and your friends.

I must be getting back to school.

But Dexter, honey, you can't go out

with that stain all over your coat.

Stain?!

Mom: Oh, my. Dexter!

Ah, yes!

Saturdays are made for dads,

and dad's car.

That's right, old buddy.

It's time for you to take a bath.

Yeah, dad washing the car on Saturday.

I love it?

Oops!

No harm done.

Oof!

Oh, well.

[Whistling]

Oh, for Pete's sake!

Oh, well, no biggie.

I'll just pop it back on.

Ah! Ooh!

Yeah! Yeah!

Unh!

Ah! Oh!

I'll just clean this now,

and fix it later.

Hey, what's that?

Looks like someone left old dad a tip.

Well, look at that. 35 cents.

[Crash]

[Horn blaring]

Unh!

Clean it now, fix it later.

I'll have to fix that, too.

And that.

Ow! Ooh!

Ow! Ooh!

Oof!

Ah! Ooh! Ow!

Huh?

No!!

Aah!

[Screaming]

Let's fix it now!

Fix it! Fix it!

Unh! Fix it now!

Come on!

Unh!

Go on, go on.

[Laughing]

Fix it! Fix it!

Go get fixed!

[Crash]

Oh, ho, it's fixed!

I did it! I sure did!

I fixed it!

[Sobbing] I fixed it.

It's so fixed.

Oh, mama!

[Electronic buzzing and beeping]

Success.

Now that I have teleported an apple,

atom by atom,

I am ready to attempt something a little more sophisticated.

Me!

Goodness, I had better be careful.

Teleporting with any foreign particles

could result in a horrible mutation.

Entire atomic structures imploding and twisting,

inverting tissue, liquefying bone.

Computer, scan pod for contaminants.

Computer?

Oh, no, I must have drained the lab's energy

teleporting the apple.

I will have to wait

until the power cells are back on line

how long can that take?

[Rooster crowing]

Computer: Good morning, Dexter.

Computer, let the science begin.

Computer, initiate Teleportation sequence at once.

I, Mr. Boy genius,

will be the first intelligent teleported life.

Computer: Dexter, there is--

ahem!

Excuse me.

Computer, begin Teleportation on my Mark.

4, 3...

Computer: But, Dexter--

I have an idea.

I'll be the scientist, and you can be the computer.

Now compute!

Computer: Yes, Dexter.

See how easy that is?

Did I make it?

Bones seem to be intact.

Skin on the outside.

Success!

I can't believe i--

ooh.

I am Dee Dee's foot?

Unh!

Our atoms must have fused together.

Ooh, what's that?

Oh, no!

Ah, ooh.

Ah! Oh.

Dee Dee!

Huh? Hmmm.

Dee Dee!

Oh!

Who's there?

[Garbled]

Aah!

Get it off! Get it off!

Whoa! Dee Dee! It's me!

Dexter?

Ohh.

What are you doing on my foot?

Ohh.

I'm not on your foot, ia

and you!

You contaminated Teleportation,

causing our atoms to fuse!

And we are going to be stuck together

for the next 24 hours.

24 hours?

That's almost...3 days.

"Almost?"

Well, what are we supposed to do till then?

We wait right here, very quietly.

Preferably seated.

That's it, nice and easy.

Mom: Kids! Come on down! Lunch is ready!

Lunch!

Dee Dee, wait!

Dexter: Ow! Ow! Ow!

Dee Dee, wait!

Oof!

If mom and dad

see us like this,

I can kiss my secret lab good-bye.

[Humming]

Where's Dexter?

Dexter! Come and get--

greetings, mom and dad.

Dee Dee.

Man, that was close.

And we still have 12 hours to go.

I think we better just hide out here in the lab.

My dance auditions are today!

No, Dee Dee!

Thanks a lot! You ruined my audition.

Oh, come on, it wasn't that bad.

Ouch!

Stupid science!

I said I was sorry! Ouch!

I have a mind to tell dad

about your stupid secret laboratory.

Dad: Is that you, kids?

You wouldn't! Please, Dee Dee!

Not the secret lab!

Hi, dad.

Hi, Dee Dee.

And Dexter.

Hi, dad.

We have something to tell you.

Dexter has a secret--

wait, wait, let me go first.

Your dance teacher just called,

and congratulations! You made the cut!

I did?

She did?

You did!

They said they never saw anything like it.

Now, what's your little secret, Dexter?

My secret? I, um...

Dexter wants to try out for the dance, too.

Really!

Let's see what you got!

I, um, I...

Go on, Dex! Don't be shy!

Dee Dee: Ta-da!

Well, son,

I've never seen anything like it.

We still have 10 hours to go.

I'm bushed.

[Snoring]

Dee Dee!

Dee Dee!

I am running out of air down here!

Dee Dee!

All right, back off, buddy.

You're on the wrong side of the bed.

Don't make me have to stub that toe.

Oh, no, you don't!

Now you're going to get it!

Fine! You can keep your stinky bed.

If I can just find the edge of the bed.

Free at last!

Unh! Unh!

[Sobbing]

Ok, here's how it works.

We get in this pod here.

Ooh.

I have set the teleporter to separate...

Ooh.

Your stupid atoms from my smart atoms.

And we should end up over there, good as new.

Computer, on my Mark.

4, 3, two, one, go!

Both: Success!!

Now, get out of my lab!

Both: Fine!

I'm sick of this place anyway.

That is nice, good-bye,

have a nice day now.

Captioning made possible by Turner entertainment group and U.S. department of education

captioned by the national captioning institute --www.Ncicap.Org--

announcer: Enter at your own peril

past the vaulted door...

Where impossible things may happen

that the world's never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's

♪ laboratory

♪ lives the smartest boy you've ever seen ♪

♪ but Dee Dee blows his experiments to smithereens ♪

♪ there is gloom and doom while things go boom ♪

♪ in Dexter's lab