Original subtitles

What is wrong with this machine?

Come on.

It's been 10 minutes, and I have had no alien contact!

Hi, Dexter!

Can you get miss Brenda some sugar for her tea?

Sure. One lump or 2? Huh?

Dee Dee, what are you doing

inside of my alien communicator?

I'm having a tea party, you silly.

Will you get out of my machine?!

Fine.

Miss Brenda doesn't like you, anyway.

Now let us see if this thing will work.

Hooray! The aliens have landed! The aliens have landed!

Welcome to Dexter's laboratory.

Well, what do you think?

[Speaking alien language]

Oh, wait a second.

I forgot to use my audio translator.

Ok. Ready to go.

As you can see,

only a human with an ingenious I.Q. Like myself

could have built such a spectacle of science.

I'm sorry, but here in the lab,

we give each other 3 feet of personal space.

You will come with us, human, for further examination.

Yipe!

Hi!

Dee Dee, what are you--

hmm. Interesting specimen.

I mean, Dee Dee, so good of you to join us.

Who are your funny-looking friends?

[Sniffing]

Eugh!

Dee Dee, these are my friends from far away.

They're going on a trip to, uh, candyland.

I would go, but I don't want to get experimented on.

I mean, um, uh...

I'm not hungry.

Candyland? Let's go!

Ooh! Pretty light!

Now where's that candy?

[Speaking alien language]

Bye, Dee Dee! Bye-bye!

Finally I am rid of my sister forever,

and I can enjoy conducting my experiments in peace.

Ahh! Sweet silence.

Heh heh heh.

Mother: Kids, dinnertime!

Hey, mom, what's for dinner?

Well, Dexter, creamed corn and sliced Dee Dee.

Dexter, could you help me set the table?

Uh, sure, mom.

Dexter, have you seen your sister?

Uh, she went to spend the night at her friend's place.

Mo...mom, may I be excused?

But, honey, you haven't even touched your food.

I'm not very hungry.

It is very lonely here without you.

I...

I can't even work.

[Crying]

Dee Dee: Help me, Dexter.

Hold on, Dee Dee. I am coming.

[Alarm]

Computer, commence flight preparations

for the star hammer pursuit interceptor.

I am en route to launch pad 3. Pronto.

Computer: Star hammer is cleared for launch.

[Ruff ruff]

Dexter: Don't worry, Dee Dee. I am coming to save you.

Aah!

Ha ha ha!

Candy! Candy! Candy! Candy! Candy!

Any candy here?

Aha! There she is!

Ooh. Is this where you hide the candy?

Eugh!

Dexter: I have you now.

Trying to escape me, eh?

Not so fast.

Mmm! Is this where the candy is hiding?

Ooh! Is this Taffy?

Oh, my sweet pajamas.

They have disappeared into hyperspace.

Aah!

Aaaah!

All right! Give up the girl, you spacey paste eaters!

Hi, Dexter!

Did you come to get some candy, too?

No, I came to take you home.

Well, we're not leaving until we get some candy!

What's candy?

Hurry! Go get her something!

Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!

Ooh! What does this button do?

Ooh! What's that? Ooh! Ooh!

Ahh!