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Ha ha ha!

Why do you do this?

You are so stupid!

Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

Oh, and let's not forget--

you're so stupid!

Ow!

Oh, yeah?

Well, just because I know how to have fun,

doesn't mean I'm stupid.

I may not know all that scientifical, mathemological stuff,

but I know how to climb a tree,

and I know how to pet a kitty just right,

and I know how to tie my own shoes,

Mr. Zipper-boot!

Actually, I feel sorry for you, Dexter.

You're like a pickle--

sour and all bottled up in your laboratory.

Toil away alone in the dark,

searching for answers to questions nobody asked,

locked away from the world,

never to explore the true mysteries of life.

Well, you can keep your cold, sterile little lab.

As for me,

theworld is my laboratory.

Good-bye, Dexter.

I shan't impose on you ever again.

Dee Dee!

Everything you said was true.

I don't want to be a pickle,

but I need your help.

Show me the way to be free.

Show me the way of the Dee Dee.

All right.

Meet me downstairs in 10 minutes.

Uh, where exactly were we supposed to meet?

Dee Dee: Dexter?

Dee Dee?

Yes, my brother. I am here.

Are you ready to start a journey of enlightenment?

Uh, yes.

Good.

Discard those wrappings which tie you to the lab.

There must be a stripping of the old

before you start anew.

And

now step into the light.

But I don't have any sunscreen.

Do not fear, little one.

The first step is always the hardest.

[Thinking] Yes.

I must cross the burning sands to reach truth.

Dexter,

my heart swells with joy

seeing you here in the yard.

I'm very proud of you.

Come. Let's begin.

Look here, Dexter. What do you see?

I see aranunculus,

a buttercup possessing 7 stamens, a stigma,

5 petals, 5 sepals--

yes, yes, dear. I know you can examine it,

but can yousee

can yousmell

can youfeel

♪ can you sing with all the colors of the rain? ♪

Ahh. Let's move on.

We'll try something a little different--

an animal pantomime.

What?

Yeah.

You know, act like your favorite animal.

I'm a bird! I'm a bird!

I'm a snake. I'm a snake.

It's fun.

Try it.

I don't do that animal stuff, sister.

I'm a straight-up homo sapien.

You can do this--

just try to... Visualize.

Oh, very well.

Visualize. Visualize.

South Dakota,

140 million years ago,

the plains are ruled by a herd of great beasts--

the mighty triceratops,

truly a formidable foe,

but his armored hide, massive size,

and terrible horns

all belie his true nature.

For upon closer study

of his flat, grinding teeth,

it is clear he is...

A herbivore, a gentle plant-eater.

That was very good, Dexter.

A little textbook,

but we're definitely making progress.

Along with mental exercise,

one must balance it with physical exercise.

It's all about the balance.

As one climbs for new heights,

one may reach the end of his rope,

but upon achieving a balance between both halves,

the 2 turn round upon themselves,

creating a wheel, spinning themselves

higher and higher and higher.

[Crash]

Are you sure you're ready, Dexter?

This is the final and most important exercise of all.

Heck, yeah.

I'm a triceratops

balanced on a buttercup

with spinning wheels, baby.

Let's do this.

Ok. This is all about self-expression.

Let it flow through your mind and body.

Just let it loose. Break out.

Yeah, yeah.

I've seen you do it a million times.

Just hit the music.

[Classical music playing]

Ha ha ha!

Hmm. Expressive.

Ooh! Ah ah ah!

Ah ah ah ah!

Daring.

Ha ha ha!

Reckless.

Ah! Ha ha ha!

Aah!

Scary.

Ha ha ha!

Dexter, stop!

Ha ha ha!

Stop it, Dexter! Look at yourself!

You're a monster!

No longer the quiet creator, but a mad destroyer.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

I shouldn't have pushed you.

I know now it wasn't my place to try to change you.

Oh, Dexter...

Please forgive me.

Oh, what have I done?

[Sobbing]