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Bad dog! Bad dog!

[Dog yelping]

Now, what am I missing?

Hmm.

But of course!

Atmosphere.

[Soft music playing]

[Loud thumping]

What?

Not here! Not now!

Not tonight! Please, not tonight!

No, no, please! Don't let it be!

Dee Dee.

♪ Babysitter, babysitter ♪

♪ we get a babysitter

♪ babysitter, babysitter ♪

No, Dee Dee, no!

You are ruining everything!

Can you not see

that I have painstakingly made sure

that everything is in order?

Tonight must go absolutely perfect.

Capisce?

Hmm...

Ooh...

I get it.

♪ Dexter's got a girlfriend ♪

♪ Dexter's got a girlfriend ♪

No, no, no. You have got it all wrong.

It's, uh, uh...

Poker night!

[Doorbell rings]

Dee Dee, could you get that?

Ok, mom.

Wait, Dee Dee, wait! I'll get it!

[Ding dong]

Dee Dee: Coming!

No, Dee Dee, no!

Ok, Dexter.

You can answer the door for your girlfriend.

I do not know what you are talking about,

but as long as I am here, I might as well--

ok, Dexter. Think cool.

Ciao.

[Slow wolf whistle]

How's my little guy this evening?

[Stammering]

Mom: Lisa, thanks for coming over, hon.

There's food in the kitchen,

and we left the number where you can reach us.

Be good, kids.

Dee Dee: Hey, Lisa, guess what?

Dexter has a secret!

He likes a girl--

hello, Lisa. Will you excuse me for a minute?

Dee Dee, what is that?

What? Where?

Over there. Go get it, girl!

Now, Lisa, where were we?

[Telephone ringing]

Oh, excuse me, Dexter. I'll be right back.

Drat.

Hello?

Oh, Jeff, you called.

Jeff? Who is this Jeff?

Of course I do.

You're my little fuzzy lambikins.

No! She didn't!

She did?

Bet they're not in love like us, Jeffy.

Love?

Oh, can it be true?

Can the object of my affection

be bequeathed to another?

No!

Carpe diem,

in other words, reach out and touch someone!

Ha ha ha!

Hey, Dexter,

is this what I'm looking for?

No! Now go away!

I am hatching an evil scheme.

Now, where was I?

Ah, yes.

Ha ha ha!

Yeah, sure I saw your game today. You were great.

[Click]

Lisa, are you there?

Lisa!

Computer: Dexter, telephone line disconnected.

Ready for redial and voice augmentation.

Good.

[Ring]

Hello? Lisa? What happened?

I guess we just got cut off,

but I wanted to call you back

and tell you that you have got cooties,

and I am in love with Dexter. Bye.

Hello, Lisa? Hey, what is this?

Hello? That's it. I'm coming over!

Now for phase two.

[Telephone rings]

Hello?

Dee Dee, get off the phone!

Ok, but I'm still looking for whatever I'm supposed to be looking for.

Great. Ok, bye-bye.

Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye.

Bye!

One more time.

Hello? Jeff? Jeff, what happened?

Oh, I guess we just got cut off,

but I wanted to call you back

and tell you that you have got cooties,

and I am in love with--

with my football. Bye.

Hello? Jeff? Jeff? Are you there?

[Dial tone]

Mission accomplished.

And now for the third and final phase:

The old sympathetic ear.

Hey!

What is wrong, Lisa?

Men are dirt!

Aw, that is not true.

Maybe you just have not met the right man...

Or boy.

Maybe you should just give up on jocks

and go for the more bookish type.

Oh, Dexter, you are so sweet.

If only you were ten years older.

Ten years older?

Wait! Hold that thought!

Yes! Yes! Ten years older!

I will blind her with science!

Hey, Dee Dee?

Yeah?

What are you looking for?

I don't know.

Weird family.

Now, my sweet, where were we?

Aah!

Lisa, wait!

Now I'll never find true love.

Aah!

I found it!

It's you I've been looking for all this time!

No, Dee Dee, no! It's me--Dexter!

Oh, hello. May I help you?

Yeah. Is your name Dexter?

Why, yes, it is.

Nice to meet you. I'm Jeff.