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Into the vault! So speaks Dr. Diablos!

Man: Halt, evil doers!

No! It cannot be!

♪ Major glory

Wow! Wow!

That was the best major glory

wow! You said it!

Take that, Dr. Diablos!

Wait a second, kids.

I will be hiring a sidekick

to help me battle the forces of evil.

So, if you have spunk, tenacity,

and the good old American spirit,

then you, too, can be my sidekick!

I'll be at the independence mall this weekend

to personally handpick the youngster

who will battle by my side for justice.

Salutations, america!

Not since the completion of my lab

has there ever been a more important moment in time.

I, Dexter, pledge before the disciples of science--

Einstein,

Tesla,

Newton--

that I shall become none other than...

Major glory's sidekick!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

And what is so humorous about that?

Ha ha ha ha!

Dee Dee, stop this laughing this instant!

Ok, ok, Dexter.

Don't get your underwear into a wrinkle.

Look, you're my brother and all,

so I'll be honest with you.

You gotta be kidding me!

You don't got what it takes.

Just look at you.

You're 2-foot nothing.

You can barely see.

And besides everything, you're a dork.

Yahhhhhhhh!

And I supposeyou've got what it takes

to be a superhero's sidekick?

Of course.

I've got style, pizazz,

and I can kick some--

well, you know.

Yes?

Forget it.

There is nothing more to be said.

I will be major glory's sidekick, and you will not.

That's whatyou Dexter!

No, Dee Dee!

That is what Iknow.

Ha ha ha!

Mom: Kids! Bedtime!

Hi there!

We're here in front of independence mall

where over a million kids

have turned up to audition for the position of sidekick

to the world's greatest patriotic crime fighter...

Major glory!

Greetings and salutations, america!

Next!

And what isyour and power, citizen?

I am fat boy,

and with my trusty fork and knife,

I can take a bite out of crime.

I'm sorry, son,

but america's heroes are on a diet.

Dexter: Beware, evil doers!

From deep within the caves of cyberspace technology

lurks the legendary intergalactic defender of justice...

Dek-star!

Oooh...

Aaah...

Hmmm... Not bad, dek-star.

You seem to be a little better than the others.

A little?! Why, I am the best there is.

Dee Dee: Stop!

Oh, say, what I see by the dark's light at night...

A crime of pure evil is at hand in my sight.

With a punch and a kick, I patriotically fight,

as the star spangled banner does wave in the night!

For in my heart, I will always be true...

Always and forever for the red, white, and blue!

Beautiful.

Let me guess.

You're the pink pussy Willow or some such thing.

Wrong!

I'm deeva dynamite!

Pow!

Deeva dynamite!

In all my years as a defender of truth,

I have never met a person with so much spirit.

Will you do me the honor of becoming my sidekick?

Of course!

Excellent!

Dexter: Uh, excuse me, major glory,

but what about dek-star, boy of wonder?

I'm sorry, dek-star,

but that gal's dynamite!

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

Ohhh...

Dexter: Dr. Diablos?!

Aaahhhhh!

Dr. Diablos: It's time to take your medicine, major glory!

Not ifwe can help it!

Huh?

[Clunk]

Ha! Nobody clunks my sister but me!

Dee Dee, you dropped a quarter!

I did?

Wow!

Nice job, deeva!

Thanks. It was nothing.

[Panting]

Major glory, can I talk to you for a second?

Sure!

Take five, boys.

Well, I can't

help you fight crime

and protect

the innocent anymore.

You can't? Why not?

I already have an innocent

who needs my 24-hour protection.

It's ok, sweetheart. I understand.

Salutations, deeva dynamite!

Come, fat boy.

Dee Dee: Salutations, major glory!