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Dexter: Prehistoric plasmatic granite--

Now to check the granite readouts.

Aah! The strand is missing 2 particles of d.N.A.--

the brain and the heart.

No! No! No! It is ruined!

Now it will never work!

Wah!

Do you mind?

Wah!

That's it!

Cerebral transference cable.

Aortic canal succulator.

Lava lamp, go!

Yes. Yes. Yes!

[Yipe]

It's working. Ha ha ha!

I have done it!

[Grr]

[Roar]

[Thunder]

Yes! It's alive--aah!

[Grr]

Aah!

I have failed.

[Grr]

[Woof woof woof]

Egads! I cannot understand what could have happened.

All my connections were correct.

My log. I'll check my--

log!

Stop!

You ill-behaved, unruly cretin!

Stop! Down. Get away.

No!

Stop! Stop!

You do not do that in here.

Go outside. Out!

What am I saying?

No. Stay! Stay!

[Woof woof woof woof]

Nice doggy-woggy.

Ooh. Potty time.

[Barking]

A real doggy to play with!

Now, you will stay there

until I figure out a way to deal with you.

Ooh! Big doggy.

[Whining]

Did my mean old brother put you in that cage?

Don't you worry, puppy. I'll let you out.

What mean doodyhead would put you in a cage

when what you need is a little exercise?

[Rumble]

[Woof woof woof]

This should solve the Dexter dino equation.

Sometimes I amaze even myself.

There are times when I think my brain is just about--

gone!

Ok. I'll get him.

Where could he be hiding?

No. Where? Where is my dinosaur?

Aha! Dee Dee.

Here, boy. Here, boy. Fetch the stick.

[Crash]

Ooh! Good boy.

Aha! There they are, in the park.

Engage interception sequence.

Dee Dee!

What exactly do you think that you are doing?

You cannot let a full-grown dinosaur run free in the park.

It never fails to surprise me

how completely without intelligence you are.

It fills me with guilt to know

I have been blessed with a superior intellect

and you have not.

I weep for you, Dee Dee, but I will help you.

You are my sister, after all,

and I now pledge my life to assist you in your search for a mind.

It will be a difficult task,

but I will not rest until I fill that gaping hole in your head.

Good boy.

That's it.

Engage dino-copter.

Let us rock!

Aha!

Can you do any tricks?

Fire dino-net.

Lay down.

Fire dino freeze ray.

Roll over.

Deploy dino leash.

Here, boy. Go get it.

Time...to resort to...

The big guns.

Dexter: Meow meow.

Meow meow.

Meow meow.

Meow meow.

Meow, you dog-brained dinosaur.

Meow!

[Growling]

Down, boy. Down, boy.

Meow.

[Woof woof]

Meow!

[Woof woof]

Down, boy. Down, boy.

Aah!

Down, boy! Down, boy!

Activate front gate.

Nice doggy. Good doggy.

Aah!

[Sniff sniff]

Dexter!

What do you think you're doing with my doggy?

It is my dinosaur!

Doggy.

Dinosaur.

Doggy.

Dinosaur.

Kids, dinnertime.

Oh, what a cute doggy.

Can we keep him, mom?

Can we? Can we? Can we?

Well, ok, but you have to take care of him.

Yay!

[Rumble]

Dee Dee, don't feed the dog table scraps.

Dee Dee: Ok, mom.

Anybody want to buy a dinosaur?