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[ring]

At last! The first day of school has come!

Hello, Dexter.

Hello, Mrs. Wolfberg.

Hey, Dexter.

Hello.

Man: Welcome back, Dexter.

Woman: Good to have you back, Dexter.

Teacher: Well, class, welcome to the new year.

So, let's get right into it. Uh, yes?

The answer is hydrogen.

Teacher: Uh, why, yes, that is the correct answer

to the question I was about to ask.

Oh, I almost forgot. I wanted to introduce our new student.

Will you come up here, please, son?

Class, say hello to Mr. Astronominoff.

Please, sir, call me mandark.

[Ruff ruff]

[Neigh]

Excuse me, sir,

but may I please relocate myself

to a closer location to the board

so I can achieve the optimum effect

of your education?

Uh, go ahead, mandark.

This location will be quite adequate.

Yes, Dexter, ica your thoughts,

and I am smarter than you.

This is your principal.

Welcome to the new year, students.

Let the studies begin!

Write an essay

on what you did this summer vacation.

Finished.

Done.

Teacher: Who wrote the bill of rights?

Thomas Jefferson.

What is the name of Neptune's moon?

Triton.

What kind of triangle has--

isosceles.

Dasyurid.

The medulla oblongata.

That's incredible.

No!

I am sorry, my mentor.

I have failed you.

[Crying]

Hey, Dexter.

Huh?

Some kid told me you have a laboratory.

A laboratory?

Dexter, your lab-- it is the one thing he does not have,

and it will still make you

the smartest one of all.

Go ahead. Show him your lab.

Welcome, and be amazed

at the world of Dexter's laboratory.

[Yawn]

Very cute, Dexter. Very cute.

Now let me show you area facility.

[Beep]

Welcome to my laboratory!

[Echo] Laboratory!

Laboratory!

As you can plainly see, Dexter,

this facility accommodates

every aspect of science known to man.

Thank you.

So for you to continue to waste precious energy

with your little lab would be scientifically unsound.

And so I leave you with 2 choices:

Either you become my lackey

or shut down your lab

and discontinue any further experiments hereon in.

The choice is yours.

Good-bye, Dexter.

Computer: Dexter--

what are you doing, Dexter?

Good-bye, my love.

[Slurred] Good-bye, Dexter.

No!

[Crying]

Sir, we're reading a complete shutdown from Dexter's lab.

Our power levels are at optimum efficiency.

Excellent. Ha ha! Excellent.

Ha ha ha!

[Crying]

[Ring]

Oh, hello, Mr. Levinsky.

Hmm.

Mrs. Cartwright.

Hmm.

Mrs. Wolfberg?

Hmm.

Look! There he is.

[Excited chatter]

Hi, Dexter!

[Echo] Hi, Dexter!

Hi, Dexter!

[Love song playing]

Ohh...

Ohh...

Dexter!

What do you want?

Who is that?

Oh, that's just

my stupid sister Dee Dee.

Dee Dee.

Oh, what a heavenly name

the eternals have blessed her with!

Oh, Dexter, Dexter, please, please,

set me up on a date with that golden-haired angel who graces

our undeserving school with her infinite beauty.

No way.

You don't owe that jerk any favors.

That's right!

He made you shut down your lab.

He's right.

Yeah.

And besides,

Dee Dee's hyper and clumsy,

and she would probably wreck

mandark's labo--

there, there, old palsey.

I'll fix you up.

You will?

Sure. All you have to do is...

[Whispers]

[Knock knock]

Hello.

Ooh...candy!

There is more candy upstairs

if you desire, my love.

Hmm...

Ok.

Here you are, my dear.

Yum-yum.

So, Dee Dee, I heard

from a very reliable source

that you...

Like...

To...

Dance.

Dance? I'd love to!

Mandark: Aah!

Robots, help!

Ahh...

A toast to my sweet sister Dee Dee

for reuniting me with my true love.

computer: It's good to be back, Dexter.

[Clink]