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you. Oh. Hey, can I have a minute? Can I have a minute? Yeah, go ahead. No need to thank

us, sir, as we will not appreciate it. We have no consciousness whatsoever.

Merely a Tomatom is here to serve. Meet Twelve. She's news. He looked at me. I put

your parents' message on to soothe you. Thank you. He finds it soothing. I'm

sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm

sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. The message was damaged in transit from Krypton to

Earth. But what is there? We love you more than hell and our son. We love you more than

land. Our beloved hope will soon be gone forever. But hope vitalizes our hearts,

and that hope is you, Kal-El. We have searched the universe for a home where you

can do the most good, and live out what it comes true. That place is Earth. And the

rest of the message is lost. 14 fractured bones. Damage to bladder, kidney, large

intestine, lungs. Our poor Superman. With a healthy dose of yellow sun, we'll

have him up and at him in no time. He landed somewhere near here. I can't see where.

I'll keep looking. Sir, you are only 83% restored to health. You must rest. No can

do, Fore. I gotta get back to the fray. But this Hammer fellow just beat you at full

power. Sir? What is this? Crypto! What the hey, dude? I thought you destroyed the

whole... Superman robots. I thought I told you to keep an eye on him. We feed the

canine, but he is unruly. A man who realizes we are not flesh and blood and

couldn't in our heart of hearts care less whether he lives or dies. The alien is on

its way back. The people of Boradia will not ignore them inserting themselves

into our hands! I'm sorry, the portal's grindin' ready. T-minus ten and

counting. Buckle up, my lads! I'm sorry, Choco's down, we don't have fatalities.

He's back. You're five o'clock. Copy. 12-C. 18-A. 34-B. It's like he knows

Superman's every move before he makes it. He does. He's been studying him for years.

He's developed over 2,500 fight moves for any situation. Superman! Got him. Malik

Ali, a local. Fox, we have the engineer. The target has led us to the ice castle. The

rumors are true. I don't know how in the hell he thinks I'm going to be spotted.

Mierda. It comes two to one. Hijo. Then the entire structure has descended into the

ice. We have what we need. Return to base. I can truly do it, Lex. Your pride won't be

making our choices today, Angela. Thank you. We'll need more than you when we get

there. That's one to two. Done what we need to do. Wrap it up. The United States will

continue to feel the wrath of the Hammer of Borelia. That's me, Mike. Once again, you

freak, Falafel. When you save the women from being hit by a taxi. Are you alright,

Superman? Natalie, you've got to get out of here. It's not safe. You've saved us so

many times. Now it's our turn. Maybe you shouldn't have done that thing in Jarhead

for us, Superman. As long as we... Let's bring it home. Do these unelected men and

humans think they can dictate international policy? It's outrageous.

You're late again, Kent. Sorry, Perry. Hey, loser. Hey, Steve. Hey, what do you

got against adverbs, Kent? I was supposed to know how we feel when we read this from

our game. In sports writing, you learn the sentence is the modifier. So boring. Hey,

Ma. Ma! Hey, Clark. Me and Paul just wanted to come and say congratulations on that

front page. Boy, that is something. Hey, ask Ma if she barbecued up into the

roadkill later. Shouldn't, Steve. Like a pasta or a chitlin. What's that, Clark?

Sorry, Ma, I'm just in the middle What are chitlins? Chitlins are intestines.

Thanks, Kat. You read this front? And I thought it was great, Clark. Great? Yeah,

but it's a big town. Why, we don't want to keep you, but, uh, wanted to say congrats

and tell you we're thinking about you, Clark. It's been a minute. Tell him don't

be a stranger. Pa says don't be a stranger. Oh, yeah, yeah, I heard him. Okay, I gotta

go. I gotta run. Yep, okay, love you. So this guy just flew into Midtown and

started attacking people, demanding for Superman to show up? Yeah, it's all there

in my article. I don't actually have to make it through your writing, Clark.

Knowledge is worth many sacrifices. That isn't one of them. Ha ha ha, very funny,

Willis. 22 people in the hospital, over 20 billion in property damage. It does make

you wonder. Wonder what? As great as he is, maybe Superman didn't completely incur

the ramifications of the Bravia thing. What, this guy is even from Bravia? What do

you mean, his name is the Hammer of Moravia? Yeah, I doubt his parents named

him that, Jimmy. We have no clue what his actual goal was here. I think it's pretty

obvious the bull was kicking Superman's ass. No, he didn't completely kick

Superman's ass. Pretty thorough, Clark. Show me! You show me what ties there are

between Moravia and this hammer! Yeah, see, Superman did say he thought the

hammer might be faking a Moravian accent. Superman said that? Yeah, I interviewed

him right afterwards. Great guy. You know, It's funny that you keep getting all

these interviews with Superman, Clark. I don't think there's anything funny about

good journalism, Lois. Uh-huh. The relationship between Morena and the

United States has been like iron for 30 years, until Superman came along. What

you're looking at, my friends, is the most powerful being on planet Earth,

Ultraman. You created this man? Check this out. The Engineer. A former special

operative whose blood I infused with microscopic machines called nanites,

which she can form into anything she can imagine. And of course, you're familiar

with my flying armored forces, the Rappers. Altogether, they're an

unstoppable force we call... Planet Watch. More than capable of containing

any other worldly threat. So you want the Defense Department to hire your

metahumans to take down the Kryptonian? After Superman acted with violence

against our Barabian allies, I think it'd be worth considering. Big Blue stopped

the war. Naive, maybe, but well-intentioned. Oh, I don't know the

intentions of an unattended firehose, General Flagg. I just do what I can not to be

splashed. Mr. Luther. The disarming Director Crawley. The country of Borevia

has purchased over $80 billion worth of arms from Luther Corp in the past two

years. And? And no one would profit more from a war with Borevia and John Ford than

you. A cynic might say that having Superman out of the way might not be bad for

business. Well, what's particularly bad for business is dying. And I have a

distinct feeling that's where we're all headed with the Kryptonian running wild.

So we're going to lock up all metahumans now? Look, other metahumans aren't going

off half-cock, interfering in foreign affairs. They don't have, and I have proof

of this, a hidden headquarters in Antarctica that violates 12

international treaties, and they aren't aliens. Shouldn't all that be more than

enough reason for Planet Watch to at least bring the Kryptonian in for questioning?

Admittedly, I'm not comfortable with a being from another planet as dangerous as

him on the loose. But the optics? Superman is popular. Less so every day, according

to chatter online. Not to mention the potential risk of... failing to contain

him. I assure you, Secretary, we can contain him. Yeah, they got this stuff.

What's this kryptonite stuff called? It's called kryptonite. Well, it kills

him, right? As far as we can ascertain, there's none left on the planet. I have a

workaround for that as well. You know what? It doesn't matter, Lux. Because

without solid proof of malicious intent, it's just not worth the risk. What are you

doing here? Three months ago, we had our first date. And so to celebrate, I am

making you your favorite. Breakfast for dinner. That's your favorite. You love

breakfast. Yeah, for breakfast. You love it for dinner. It was very funny today.

What? It was hilarious. The little back and forth we had going. You giving me guff

from my article. Jimmy was eating it up. I wasn't acting, Clark. If you keep

interviewing yourself, eventually people are going to figure it out. But they

won't. They won't fool everyone forever. And ethically, these interviews are

hugely problematic. I mean, you literally know the questions in advance.

OK, so I'll let you interview me. I'm pretty sure you wouldn't like that. Come

on, Lois. I'm media savvy. I can handle any question that comes my way. Are you being

serious right now? Yeah. You'd let me interview you as Superman? Sure. How

about now? Um... Ready? Let's do it, Cronkite. Superman. Miss Lane.

Recently, you've come under a lot of fire for what's up late. I know, it's a lot of

fire. It's a lot. Today, the Secretary of Defense said he was going to look into your

actions in Boravia. That's funny? It's not funny funny. It's just, I mean, come

on. My actions? I stopped a war. Maybe. Not maybe. I did. OK. How? Well, Boravia

invaded Jarhempur, and I showed up and told them that wasn't right. And? And

smashing tanks and things, and a couple of planes and some other stuff. There were no

was between us. This is all on the record. Yeah, but that conversation was between

the two of us. Yeah, and I would ask that question whether or not I knew the answer

to it. Really? Really. After I stopped the war, I went to see Gherkos. Where? In the

capital of Lucubic at the royal palace. And? And I took a private audience with

Gherkos. How? I flew him out to the desert and I... And? And I placed him against a

cactus. A cactus. So, torture? No, not torture. Its spikes were like, not even

that big. What did you say? I told him that if he ever messes with Jar Hanver again,

he'll have to personally answer to me. What did you mean by that? That if such

events occurred, we would have a more serious discussion, that's all. More

serious than tearing up his back on a cactus? Gherkos was gonna kill people.

You seem to keep forgetting that. In effect, you... illegally entered a

country, inserting yourself in the middle of an incredible heat of

geopolitical tension, siding with a nation, Jarhanpur, which historically

has not been a friend, but against a nation that's technically our ally, and then

threatened to murder their head of state. First of all, whether or not Jarhanpur is

an imperfect country, does not give another nation the right to invade it.

Yes, but the Baravian government maintains they're freeing the

Jarhempurians from a tyrannical regime. Yes, but you know that's very silly. I do?

The Baravian government of all people is saying this? Come on. This is on the

record, Superman. No, no. Now, see, now you're being dishonest, Lois. How am I

being dishonest? Wait, stop it. What? You're being dishonest because you know

as well as I do that the Baravian government is not well-intentioned. I

think that's almost certainly the case, but do I know that? No, I don't. Can we go on

now? Yeah, fine. Hi. Hi. You think this is going well? Do I think this is going well?

Um... I think I'm doing a good job. Superman, did you consult with the

president before entering Bravian airspace? No. The Secretary of Defense?

No. Or any U.S. official before you took matters into your own hands and decided

unilaterally how to handle this extremely delicate situation. Your

ghost and his goons were going to kill people. Yes, but the results of you

seemingly acting as a representative of the United States will cause more

problems around the world. More than a war that lasted between 12 and 24 hours and was

just replacing one tyrannical regime with another. Is that really how you feel?

I'm not the one being interviewed, Superman, I question it. Yeah, I would

question myself in the same situation and hold off a beat and consider the

consequences. People were going to die! Okay, I'd like to change the subject, if I

could. Okay. You've gotten a lot of heat on social media lately. I don't read that

stuff. Superman doesn't have time for selfies. Third person? You're referring

to yourself in third person? No. No, it's just a thing I came up with that I thought

I'd try to work into the next interview. This is on the record, Superman. Okay,

well, not the part where I said that. Yes, that part. No, that part was an aside. That

was off the record. You have to say off the record beforehand, not after. Why are you

being like this? Fine, I won't write that you spend your spare time trying to think

up soundbites, which are terrible, by the way. Social media. Yes. As you may know, or

maybe you don't, since you claim not to read any of that stuff. Very seldom. Maybe

sometimes people catch you reading it and looking very upset. Okay, well, you can't

use that. People on social media are suspicious because you are... an alien,

yes? Yes. I've been very honest about that from the beginning. I come from a planet

called Krypton. Okay. Which is gone now, by the way. Destroyed. Along with all of my

history, my parents. They sent me here as a baby to save my life. Here? Where? I'm not

gonna say that. You know I'm not gonna say that. Okay. What do you know about these

biological parents of yours? Just that they sent me here to serve humanity and to

help the world to be a better place. They said that? They did. They sent a message

along with me. That message is why I do what I do. I cherish it more than anything.

Because you understand. Now, there are an awful lot of people out there maintaining

you're here for more nefarious purposes. Hashtag super spy, hashtag super shit.

Super shit? Come on, Lois. You know that one specifically irritates me. It's an

off the record, Clark. I didn't make it up. It's what people on the internet are

saying. I'm going to go. Really? Yeah. Come on, Clark, don't do this. I'm not

doing anything. No? No, that's not you? Packing up your shit and walking out of an

interview? I'm not walking out of an interview. I'm just late. No, this is what

you do every time you're faced with conflict. You get mad, you pout, and then

you pretend like nothing's wrong. Nothing is wrong. Look, I gave you a nice

long interview. Longer than I ever gave myself, by the way. Oh, you can time your

imaginary interviews with yourself? That's a thing you can do? You got a lot of

good stuff. Some stuff you can't use. I am well aware. I knew this would never work.

What does that mean? Lois? What does that mean? Nothing. I just told you I wasn't

good at relationships. He was right ahead. But how are we going to gain access?

Oh yeah, a little bit. I do apologize, but this is a restricted area This is what we

came for. Hopefully there's something on here we can use to convince the general

Superman requires immediate action. I can't stand the better humans, but he's so

conversation. Nothing's felt right since you showed up. I know, Liz. I've

sacrificed my own humanity to help get rid of it. Can you get in? It might take a while.

What if the Kryptonian shows up? Don't worry. We're not creating them. What?

There's a message. Keiichan? From his parents. It's damaged but there's more.

Keiichan? It's... I can recover the rest. Keiichan? Keiichan? Keiichan?

Keiichan? He's an awfully small distraction. early this morning in a

jitters coffee shop about seven feet tall, but it has apparently been growing.

Everybody okay? Hey buddy, eyes up here. Deep, slow breaths, ma'am. You're gonna

be fine. Everybody clear the area! It's just so cheap. It's so obnoxious. You know

what I mean? You can afford $1,000 concert tickets for use with the chaos here this

morning. The Justice Gang has arrived on the scene. That's Green Lantern,

Hawkgirl, and Mr. Terrific. They're funded by the Lord Tech Corporation. Get

out! What's this game? It's hard, it's tough, but it's off-balance. I've been

trying to figure out a way to get it out of here alive. Get it someplace where we can

study it. Oh, come on, man. What? Go for it, Tash! Good for you, Apple! You're getting

bleached again! Good gosh, there's got to be a better way to do this. How's it going

with that guy you were seeing? You were saying you weren't sure about him? Yeah.

He's a little strange. Woo! Had you steaks all round, huh? I was hoping we could

capture it and take it to an intergalactic zoo At least euthanize it less painfully.

Come on, bro, don't be such a wuss. Hey! Just another day in the life of the Justice

Gang! Another day? It's just a working day. Very well-proved to be appropriate,

though. Probably not. Good chance, though. Anyway, I'd just like to say thank

you on behalf of Vortec Industries for the opportunity. Why is nobody clapping?

This has to be BS. Well, they couldn't be mistaken. Oh, no. Well, that sounds very

disturbing, Lex. 28 of the world's top linguists have confirmed the

translation, and 30 of the top forensic computer techs have confirmed the

validity of the footage itself. Any chance they're mistaken?

Unfortunately, no. You have the footage? Yes. Let's take a look. Hey, Colonel. We

love you more than heaven, our son. We love you more than land. Our beloved home is

soon to be gone forever. But hope vitalizes our hearts. And that hope is

you, Kal-El. We have searched the universe for a home where you can do the

most good and live out Krypton's truth. That place is Earth. I don't get it. What's

bad about that? The people there are simple and profoundly confused. Weak of

mind and spirit and body. Lord over the planet as the last son of Krypton.

Dispatch if anyone unable or unwilling to serve you, Kal-El. Take as many wives as

you can so your genes in Krypton's might and legacy will live on in this new

frontier. Do us proud, our beloved son. Rule without mercy. What about all the

kind acts Superman has performed over the years, saving countless lives? No, he's

grooming us. Lulling us into complacency so he can dominate without resistance,

forging a path for his super-powered descendants to rule the Earth. I will not

accept that. Will you? You seem upset. I am. I'm scared. I will admit that. I am

scared. Because who knows how large his secret hair is already? Dude, you got a

secret harem? No, Guy, of course I don't have a harem. If any of that message is even

remotely true, then you are exactly the kind of alien threat I was commandeered by

the Green Lantern Corps to protect this planet against. Back off, Guy. Make a

move, Big Blue. Guy, relax. Was the message real or not? The first half was

real. The second half was damaged. Trip from Krypton to Earth's surface. It's

gotta be Doctor. No, wait, Clark. I know this computer forensics guys. They're

not gonna say it's legit unless they are sure. I'm so sorry, man, but there's no way

that message is fake. Where'd they get this footage, though? We're talking with

the president, and we are reviewing our options now. Now I'm sorry, but I have to

go. Are you buying this? I don't put anything past Luthor, Rick. But the

message is authentic. If the Kryptonian is a danger, we have to act. I was a big

Superman fan. I supported him all the time while I was dumping down. I mean, I hope he

runs again. I don't care if you support me or not. Where is he? Don't call me a cheat.

Okay, I'm getting on my times. Don't let the Kryptonian interfere with Voravia's

interests. Voravia wants to save the people of Jakartpur. And Superman wants

to keep them insane. As though... From what I hear, he finds Boravian women the

most physically attractive and wants to add them to his secret area. Thank you! I

couldn't ask for more, Mr. President. You were so pleasant and dynamic. Excellent.

Bravo, Mr. Melenzović. Very pleasant. Bravo, very pleasant. Bravo, bravo. Come

on, run. Leave me alone. I will not celebrate until the alien is off the

board. Oh, here. Brought you a donut from Doe's Holes. New shop at Park Bridge, all

places. It's a fake message. A stroke of genius. It's not fake. He's here to kill

us. I knew it. I'm at Superman's fortress. I hope to get the knowledge to help destroy

him. Little did I know, his own parents would be providing it. Oh, my word. Right?

Yeah. I've been thinking of opening one in my half a jar head for him. Four, what

happened? I tried to protect Superman. How did Luxor get in here? It's keyed into

my DNA. Must protect Superman. Four, I'm sorry for Fred. Crypto? Crypto! Well,

yeah, that's gonna go... I tried to stop him! It's fine, I'm not Superman. We

finally meet. Would you like a coffee? Where's the dog? Dog? The dog, loser! You

took the dog! That's righty, you get all of this. I have no clue what you're talking

about. He's just a dog. I don't know what dog you're talking about, Hulk Hulk

Hulking King. What did you say? I didn't say anything. You heard what he said! You

heard him! He took him! I mean, it seems to me that the only rabid animal around here

this, they always got a whole bunch of dark, ugly secrets. What do you mean, guys

like this? He thinks he's better than everybody else. Makes his declarations

against killing people unless it's absolutely necessary. Really, dude? It

kind of sounds like you're trying to make the guys here a little more ignorant. You

have a dog? No, not really. It's more of a foster situation. Coco? You were out

there helping them? Oh, no, that's just, uh, that's just some dimensional imp.

They've got that handled. I was looking for the dog. You okay? The footage is not

what it looks like, Lois. Okay. The ship my parents sent me in was damaged in transit,

so I only ever heard the first part of the message. And I believed that I knew how it

ended, that my parents had sent me here to serve the people of Earth and to be a good

man. I'm not here to rule over anybody, Lois. I never thought you were, even for a

moment, Clark. I'm sorry before. Me too. But we're bound to, though. We're so

different. I was just some punk rock kid from Bakerline, and you're... Superman.

I'm punk rock. You are not punk rock. I like the Stranglefellows and the P.O.D.' 's

and the Mighty Crabjoys. Those are pop radio bands. They're not punk rock. The

Mighty Crabjoys suck. Okay, well, a lot of people love them. My point is I question

everything and everyone. You trust everyone and think everyone you've ever

met is like beautiful. Maybe that's the real punk rock. Lois, what did you mean

when you said that you knew this would never work? I don't know. I'm gonna go. The

DOJ has a warrant out for my arrest, so I'm gonna turn myself in. Wait, what? Why?

Maybe they'll take me wherever they took the dog. I don't know how else to find him.

It's a dog. Yeah, and he's not even a very good one, but... He's out there alone, and

he's probably scared. I love you, Lois. I should have told you that a long time ago.

Is that necessary? I'm coming in on my own accord. No one read me my rights. Of

course, the side of those rights don't apply to extraterrestrial organisms.

Therefore, at this point, Superman, you don't have any rights to read. The

government is very well aware of potential limitations pertaining to

you, so we've outsourced your confinement and your interrogation to

Planet Watch. Planet Watch? I'm sorry about this. Twice in two days. What a

pleasure. Luther. Your obsession with me is getting a little creepy. Don't worry.

Tall, dark, and Martian isn't my type. Kryptonian. Massive death. Where are we?

A pocket universe. I replicated the Big Bang with a Luthor Corp Mega Collider,

tearing a tiny hole between the two universal fabrics. I'm able to access it

from multiple dimensional portals I've set up around the globe. Rex! The

metahuman, known as the Element Man, has been called into service for a specific

purpose. He can metamorphose into any known substance, even substances

foreign to this planet. Like? Kryptonite Superman's got a commission less than a

day and already Bravia's pulling this crap Right what? Sorry, I'm trying to

figure out how Lex Luthor's connected to all this How's that a mystery with the

corpse sells arms to Bravia Bravia goes to war Luther sells more arms and gets richer

than ever No I have a connection at Boda Bay. Boda handles the transactions

between Luthor Corp and Baravia. Yes, Luthor Corp sold them approximately $80

billion worth of arms, but for those arms, Baravia paid only $1.625 billion. So,

Luthor gave them arms for free. For what? That's the $78,375,000,000 question.

Have you found out where they're holding Superman? No one in the government will

say. Luthor seems to be working to disable Superman just so he can't stop the

invasion of Jargonpore. Why? That's way too much sugar, Lois. I party like a rock

star, choir boy. Still can't hide the taste of petroleum. God. Lex is holding

Superman in a pocket universe. A what? I don't know what a pocket universe is,

neither does my source. They don't know anything about anything, really. But for

sure, he's in a pocket universe. Who's your source? I can't say, but you owe me.

Big time. Like... I can't even tell you how big. I love you, Jimmy Olsen. I love you.

Love you. My monkey bot's here, farting outrage 24-7. Trashing you online.

Hashtag super shit. Super dog. Well, how do you contain a super dog? You beam the

super squirrels into its brain. We'll learn what we can, and we'll put the

varmint down. It will undoubtedly be painful. This is our private

correctional institution. Most cells are rented out to governments who want to

keep their incarceration to political agitators private. Others have more

personal transgressions. Florent wrote a blog about it. There are a few things I

hate more Petty ex-girlfriends. You wouldn't be telling me any of this. Did we

ever plan on letting you out? No. You'd be terminated already if it was up to me. But

first, the government has some questions they want answered. Rex, look who it is.

You be sure to keep our guests in check. Old Joseph certainly wouldn't want it any

other way. I'll be back tomorrow to get the answers we need. Hey, handsome. Come on

over. Hey, Eve. Sorry we had to meet here, but Lex has always asked us into traffic

cameras so he knows where I am. I really don't understand why you're staying in

that relationship. Because he made a point to tell me about all his

ex-girlfriends he had in prison and his pocket universe. What? Right? How's your

mom? My mom? Oh, I love her so much. I think of her as my mom even more than my own

mother. Oh, she feels the same way from the one time that you guys met? Yes. So hey,

okay. Yes. Yes. There seems to be some sort of connection between Bravia and your

boyfriend. Wow. Could be together again? But you said my toes look like someone

spilled shrimp cocktail on the floor. You have unconventional toes. Who cares?

There's other parts you thought people would find very attractive. Lex tortured

a dog the other day. Jesus Christ! I know. I have to go. Eve, please see what you can

find out. Okay. Yes! Yes! I'm putting them in my pocket. Joseph, he's your son? Don't

don't talk to me! So what do you want me to do? Where's the cleaner? On the counter,

where it always is. He's in your group, right? The, um... What's it called again?

The Justice Gang. No. We're not called that. Yeah, your name is Mr. Terrific. You

don't get a vote with a name like that. I also voted against it. Yes, and as leader,

I get tiebreaker. No, Superman is not officially a member. Because you don't

want him to vote. You know which way that would go. Shut up. He's kidding. So, how do

you even know Superman anyway? I just do. So you know about the hypnoglasses? Now

she does. Well, I'm not saying who he is, just that he wears hypnoglasses. They

make his face terrific. How do they work? They make his face look different in your

brain when he wears them, so that you know who he is. Yes, I know this, first of all.

But second of all, you really shouldn't be telling me this in case I don't know who he

is. So you know he's Clark Kent? Oh, my God. Why does he trust everyone? He doesn't.

Just us, because we are also of the cloth. Of the cloth? What are we gonna do? About

what? Superman! He's your friend! Some friend came here to rule over me? It would

be difficult to find him. I put nanobot GPS trackers into Superman's bloodstream.

You can see where his trail ends abruptly right here at Fort Kramer, a dormant

military post across the river about ten miles down. Even if he was dead, those

trackers would still be there. So, all this leads me to believe, as your article

surmised, he really is in a pocket universe. You put nanobot GPS trackers in

your friend's bloodstream? Oh, I do that to everybody. So, okay, come on. Let's go

to Fort Kramer, then. The four of us, and find out what's going on. And then do what?

Save him. You want to bring a federally incarcerated prisoner out of jail? Look,

I think this is being done to keep him from interfering with the Boravian invasion.

No, you look. I'm a Queen Lantern lady. That means I took a vow not to get involved

in politics. Oh, that's part of the vow. It's implied. Yeah. An implied vow. Every

time there's something he doesn't want to do, he says it's part of some vow. Oh, I

swear to God, I'm two seconds away from forming a giant hammer and beating you

both to death. And Soup's here to take over the world. I don't, probably not. But the

risk is just not worth the beef between the US government and the Justice Gang. Not

our name makes us sound like cowboys, but I agree with the rest. So you're just gonna

let your friend rot in the pocket universe? That haircut should be against

your vows. That what? That what should be what? I'll have you know, 348 chicks say

otherwise. Hey. What? I'm not certainly going to say it, but I think we can at least

check out what's going on with your boyfriend at the sport cram. He's not.

We're just seeing each other. Thanks. You want me to drive? You have a flying saucer,

but you couldn't get a faster garage door? I haven't worked on that yet. I'm not even

sure how I feel, honestly. What? Jack Clark, he's not my boyfriend. We've

actually just been seeing each other for a couple of months. Yeah, baby, just be

clear. I'm not into people's emotions. Yeah, no, totally. I'm just thinking out

loud. I was going to break up with him, actually. We had this huge fight, and he

told me he loved me, and it just didn't Today we have a special guest. I'm

familiar with him. And the smell of his piss as we flew across the desert. That is a

lie! No, not the seal. He's just here as an observer. Now, the US government There's

a few questions for you. Luther, I barely know him. He gave me food one time. Who are

you working with here on Earth? I'm not working with anyone, Luther. Don't tell

me nothing, Superman. I have no family or nothing. Luther, don't do this. You think

raised you as a child? I believe in you, Superman. Don't do this. I didn't imagine

that would go so quickly. Mr. Hanson. I'll be back later with someone else you've

chatted with and I'll kill them too. Maybe that reporter you always do interviews

with. Maybe I'll kill Clark Kent next. No, no, no, no. This is a fricking area, Paul!

Get back in your vehicle and get out of here! Let's go! Hey! Um... That's his

path. DNA trail leads to that tent. Isn't that one of those justice guys? Just a

smart one. Hey! You heard the man! I am giving you one last chance to talk! Holy

shit. Unbelievable. That jackass did create a part of the universe. And that's

just fat. When creating a part of the universe, if you are just one picometer

off, you will have a black hole where Earth used to be. Every time you enter or exit,

you risk tearing a hole in the fabric of reality. You're kidding. It's the type of

reckless science Lex Luthor specializes in. What are they doing? They're trying to

hack you. So I guess you decided to help. Only because it'll piss off Green

Lantern. Thanks. You just killed that poor guy. No. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't

do anything. She said you can get to my son, right? Yes. Why are you still

gross-looking? I don't know. I felt it. It must be the sun. What are you talking

about? What sun? There's no sun here. That's the problem. I need to heal. I get my

powers from the yellow sun. Just give me a second. Whoa, an antiproton river. Do we

repel? Repel? Where am I gonna get the gear to repel into a pocket universe? I don't

know. Maybe it comes out of your circles or something. Circles? What? T-spheres.

Okay. They're three-dimensional. Circles reflect. Sorry. Unbelievable.

This place is filthy with black hole vortexes, and that anti-proton river

will tear us apart in seconds. We cannot go in ourselves. Copy. I can't make a sun. I

know. I can only make something kind of like a sun. What? Fine. Okay. We've got

hydrogen, and deuterium, and we've got helium, and... What are you doing? Hey!

Hey! No, no, no! Stop! You're gonna get all of us in trouble! What are you doing? Stop

that! He's doing something in there! Guards! Guards! He's doing something!

You are not going to take seriously the life of one of his officers! Go straight

behind him, Marvin! Joey! You've saved him. I can't carry him when I change forms.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no, no! Crypto! Crypto! Crypto! Crypto! Crypto! Crypto!

Crypto! Crypto! Crypto! Crypto! Crypto! Crypto! Crypto! Crypto! Crypto! Crypto!

Crypto! Crypto! Crypto! Crypto! Crypto! Crypto! Crypto! Crypto! Crypto! Portals

been open too long. I can't stand it much longer I'm fine. I think we need to get to

those portals up there. Oh, right. How do we work them? I don't know, but we'll

figure it out What are you going to do? Splash us? Yes. With fluoroespionic

acid. What? What? Come on, come on! Help us out! Bad boys! Man, you're so weird. Do you

have them? Them? Superman, B-Dog and a caper, weird baby and a squibble man.

What? Terrific. Don't touch me! Oh, my gosh. Thank you. Hey. Hey. You seem to get

me. Yeah. There's more people being held prisoner in there. We gotta go get him.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not through here, you can't. Not with you like this. Clark, what

the... It's kryptonite poisoning. He'll heal, but it'll take a day or two. Get him

someplace safe. Take the T-Graft. The controls are easy and intuitive. I need to

stay back here and make sure the portal is secure. Dog? Dog, I really need you to...

No. Dog, I really need you to... Eve! Get out of here, you idiot! Move! How the hell

could he have gotten free? We need to find him! Eve? Oh, I'm so done, Jimmy! Oh, um...

I have everything you need to ruin Lex forever. What? Where? Oh, I have it over

here. How dare he? But if I said you this, Jimmy, You have to promise me we get to hang

this weekend. Just the two of us. Uh... Okay. Yeah? Okay, yay! Uh-huh. How, uh...

How long? All weekend. All weekend?! Oh my God, Jeannie! I'm sorry this is such a

major imposition on your life! No, it's not an imposition. I can tell you don't

really think so. I'm Martha. This is John. I'm Marissa. Marissa. Here, son. My

mother sent me here to rule over her. She sent me here to kill people. Clark. Daddy!

Daddy! Is our boy gonna be okay? Yes. Mr. Triffick says yes. Don't mind him, Lois.

He's just a big old mush. Especially when it comes to Clark. Mmm. is Your hot-axe is a

genius. We need to talk to Perry. I'll be there as soon as I can, okay? Sending sexy

selfies behind the back of Lex Luthor? She has to be the biggest idiot in the world.

Lex, we just told you the portal was destroyed! The dimensional aperture is

still there. We can open remotely so- It is not safe! We can close the aperture later

by inputting the coordinates, correct? Theoretically. Great! If we can't find

him, we'll need to draw him out. What's next? That will tear a dimensional rift

into the surrounding area. There's something you think I don't know. No, you

don't say. Can you stop it? Can I stop it? This is why you don't create a damn pocket

universe. There. Superman won't be able to ignore that. Now we know where he'll be

next. Thought you was out of here. Head on. Never seen you sleep that long. Last week,

me, Paul, and then we took a draft beer case burritos down in the woods. Like the one

that used to be out by that old blue barn out on that island. You remember that?

Burritos still just as good. That's Blue Ann. She seems nice. She's Lois. Her

name's Lois. Yeah, she's nice. But you don't take care of yourself. Yeah, well,

that message that my parents sent with me, I had never heard the second half before.

Well, I'd say what you wanted that message to mean says a whole lot more about you than

what anyone meant for it to mean. You don't understand. I'm not who I thought I was.

I'm here to hurt people. Parents aren't for telling their children who they're

supposed to be. We are here to give y'all two. Help you make fools of yourselves,

all on your own. Your choices, Clark. That's what makes you who you are. Tell you

something, son. I couldn't be... ...more proud of you. Oh, Mosh. because something

Now, nearby villagers are willing and ready to defend their country despite the

exponentially superior firepower of the well-trained Moravian military. The

villagers cling on to what little hope they have left as they're surrounded by

the military. Without Superman here to stop it this time, the General Koreans

don't have much hope. I cleaned your boots. I'll go get them for you. Superman!

We need you here in Metropolis, now! I have to get to Baravia, Terrific. There won't

be a Baravia, or a Metropolis, or a planet Earth if you don't get here soon. This rift

is about to tear into the city. I can't stop it. I need your help! All Metropolis

citizens, this is a mandatory evacuation. Repeat, this evacuation is

not optional. This is a mandatory evacuation. Repeat, this evacuation is

not optional. This is a mandatory evacuation. We're all going to be scared.

Come on, just put her on. Please, Lenina, can you put Persephone on the phone? Yes,

she will, Karen. Can't you hear the sound of your voice? So, I'm thinking of

connecting with our contact at Bode Bay. Luther's been selling arms to Gergos for

pennies on the dollar for years. Why, you ask? I do ask why. He did it in exchange for

half of Jarvan's book. You're kidding. At first, I thought he was just sending me

selfies, but in the background of the shots are maps, contracts, all kinds of

documents chronicling Beravia's agreement to cede half of the country to

Lex Luthor once the invasion is complete. He wants to make himself king. King. King.

Should we really still be standing here? Lewis, you got that flying saucer deal up

on the roof? Yep. Grant, Drew, come on. Grab the board, Jimmy. How many does it

hold? Uh, five or six. Six. Okay. Loveheart, you too. Why the hell would Lex

want Half-Blood dead? His cultish acolytes believe he's going to create a

technologically advanced utopia. Utopia? as a profit factor as well. I mean,

the petroleum deposits alone are worth multiples of his investment. Whatever

his motives are, we know Luthor did everything he could to ruin Superman's

reputation. Eve's photos show he was behind the whole Hammer of Moravia scam.

there. All of it seems to be geared towards stopping Superman from standing in the

way of the Moravian invasion chief. Call me Perry, kid. Post a story. Fast. Buckle

up, kid! What did I ever see? Demi, will you transcribe? Uh-huh. Oh, God! The Daily

Planet has obtained exclusive information proving that billionaire

Lex Luthor is in league with Moravian dictator Vasyl Gorko. Shit! So slow it

down I can't unless I can put the code in this is I'll hold on a minute then Oh Not

sure where we're gonna land when the world is gone. code to close the rift, but it's

too complicated to hack. Luthor will have the code at LuthorCorp. Just give me a

minute, I'll get crypto and we'll go. Drop that dog, man! Yeah, I didn't want him

killing my parents' cows. Godwine. Wrong. Focus on the engineer. On the alien

now. 7R. Now, Angela, as planned, build his lungs and kill the son of a bitch. Can't

he hold his breath for over an hour? Not without air in his lungs. He'll be dead in

minutes. The nanites are suppressing his optic nerve. Sight and extra vision

should be completely muted. Lungs breach. Yeah? We will not sleep in peace

until the bullets are overloaded with blood! It's his game. Losing friction to

get the nanites up? Doesn't matter if he gets them off his face. The nanites are

still in his lungs. Engineer, Ultraman, keep up. We're trying! Maintain LOS. Yes,

no shake out of it. Hurry! suffocate any minute. No, Angela! On Sheep! He's the

only one protected! Entering the hull. Infrared plates? Switch to night vision.

Her heart's still beating, but she's unconscious. Call in the Raptors. That's

right. Cloning you was relatively simple. All it took was combing the

aftermath of your battles until I located a strand of your hair. That's how you got

into the fortress. You had my DNA. Yes, but as is often the case with cloning, the

match was imperfect. He might be even stupider than you, if that's possible.

But easier to control. Three times stronger. We will always win! Reign beats

Brawl! No matter what you do to me, Luthor, your plans in Borevia won't work. Oh,

really? Why is that? Because I called in some friends. Mr. Luthor, there is an

anomaly at the border. Sorry, kid. Your man couldn't make it. You got an upgrade.

No, no, no! I know you won't kill me. You are too delicate to be like Superman. I'm not

like Superman. It's perfect. Post it, kid. On it. I think you overestimate the

importance of Jarhead for me, Superman. That was just a bonus. I'm not killing you

so the Barabian military conflict can proceed. I created the Barabian military

conflict so I'd have an excuse to kill you. Once you involved yourself, I knew I could

easily get our government's support in nullifying you. Why? Because you're

destroying us! 10-line, 13-B. You're driven by envy, loser. You couldn't be

more obvious. No shit. I'm not dim. I'm aware envy consumes my every waking

moment. 13L. When they mention Galileo Einstein or one of these other twits in the

same breath as me, I feel a tide of vomit burn the back of my throat. But at least

Galileo did something. He wasn't some dopey Venusian catapulted onto this

planet just to have the world fawn over him because his strength illuminates how

weak we all really are. So my envy is a calling. It is the sole hope for humanity

because it is what has driven me to annihilate you. Oh, what are you smirking

at, you idiot? Brain beats brawn. Watch him through those. Tell him what to do.

Crypto! Get the toy. There he is! Come on, stupid dog! Calm down! Hotel down! Hotel

down! Bravo down! Bravo down! I just said that! The Raptors have arrived. Kill him!

Good luck with that. This ain't playtime! Quit messing around! We have to get the

Luthor to stop the rift! I'm not messing around. I'm doing important stuff. It's

gonna reach the Baker line any minute. There are people there. We're closing the

friggin' bridge. No, they chose him! Let them die! We'll close it from the bunker

before it gets to the city I care about. Open the port! Grab it all. Let's go.

Safety first, people. I hope that Wolf Riff is in here. I can help. I will need your

help. Goddamn, this is terrific. You piece of shit alien! That is where you've

always been wrong about me, Lex. I'm as human as anyone. I love, I get scared, I

wake up every morning and despite not knowing what to do, I put one foot in front

of the other and I try to make the best choices I can. I screw up all the time. But

that is being human. And that's my greatest strength. And someday, I hope,

for the sake of the world, you understand that it's yours too. Oh, that's

beautiful. But none of this matters, you patronizing clown. The government gave

me the authority to kill you. If not today, then... Lex. What? Well, this just in, an

absolute bombshell from the Daily Planet. Billionaire Lex Luthor aligning

himself with a foreign entity, believe it or not. Luthor has been giving them

billions and billions of dollars worth of free weapons. Lex Luthor has been working

covertly with Basile Gurkos and the Moravian government to overthrow the

country of Jarhan IV. We've had Luthor on this show many times. Little did we know he

was a traitor. We all owe him an enormous apology. He is, of course, the hero we

always thought he was. That was sick. Guys, maybe you should join the group.

Please. I mean, no offense, but that creepy mug is what you want to represent

the Justice Gang? Justice Gang? That's a cool name. We're in. Glad you're not

concerned about the Medicains, Rick. Because now they're the ones making the

rules. Get his balls out of the belt, Reed! Now we can be together forever. Miss Lane.

Oh, hi. I thought I might give you an interview. I could fill you in on all the

behind the scenes. Sure. I think that would be great. How about over here? for an

interview. I love you too. How long have they been hooking up? About three months,

I think. Got this place cleaned up pretty good. Cleaned yourself up pretty good,

too. You think so? Yeah. I think it gives you character. Maybe one day you'll give

me a name. Well, Thor's a name. So is Gary. Sir, I think your cousin has returned. Why

did you move the door I didn't move the door where's my dog? Come on. Thanks for

watching him, bitch. She likes to go and party on other planets. Planets with red

suns. Oh. Because of her metabolism, she can't get drunk on a planet with a yellow

sun. If I had any emotional capacity whatsoever, I'd be concerned about her

partying. Yeah. Superman, would you like to see the footage of your parents? He

finds it soothing. Oh. Yeah, Gary. That'd be nice. Why should you stop?