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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:02,920 We gotta focus on trying to make the cut first. 2 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:04,120 Nobody is safe yet. 3 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:06,320 My crippled aunt could've kicked that goal. 4 00:00:06,320 --> 00:00:08,760 You play like that again, you won't make the 22. 5 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:12,000 Reckon we should put him out of his misery? 6 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,520 Let's see if he can run it out, eh? 7 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:15,800 I'm not making the 22 next week. 8 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:17,480 I wanted to talk to you about my knee. 9 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:18,920 Saw you in the change room. 10 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:21,960 We see how much you laugh... with Onion. 11 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:23,640 Yah! 12 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:25,200 You ever tried a 30-year-old? 13 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:29,480 We need a new sponsor by Monday. 14 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:31,560 I won't be missing any goals right in front. 15 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:33,600 No partnership, no money. 16 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:36,520 There's been a lot of attention on you, Maki. Are you up for it? 17 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:39,080 - I think so. - Fuck, I love this game! 18 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:58,600 Okay, boys. Listening up? 19 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:00,280 Bit of attention? 20 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:02,200 Now, the last eight weeks have been... 21 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:03,880 ... they've been really something, 22 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:06,400 and I'm really proud of each and every one of you. 23 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:09,800 But, as you know, we have... still four more cuts to be made 24 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:12,080 to make our final 22. 25 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:15,200 And that's, uh... that's been a really tough decision. 26 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,880 Boydy's gonna read out the 22 that have made the team. 27 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:20,760 Good luck to all of you. Thanks. 28 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:25,160 Righto, uh... backs: Reynolds, Miller, Mason. 29 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:29,960 Half-backs: Connolly, Murray, Meat. 30 00:01:29,960 --> 00:01:34,880 Centres: Jenks, Shepherd, Reazza. 31 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:39,160 Half-forwards: Armstrong, Macca, Birrawuy. 32 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:40,840 Oh! 33 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:44,760 Forwards: Clarke, Phillips, Duany. 34 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:49,000 Followers: Watson, Dillon, Slattery. 35 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,360 - Boydy! Wait... - What's the matter, mate? 36 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:54,360 Is there another Watson in the team? 37 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:58,320 Nah, mate, just you. You're in, Scottie. 38 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:02,120 Interchange: Heffernan, Carruthers... 39 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:04,640 - Scottie. - Big dog! 40 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:07,200 - Hey! Finally! - You got it, bro. 41 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:08,880 Oh, you didn't think they wouldn't pick 42 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:10,960 the number-one draft pick, did you? 43 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:13,240 Scottie. A word. 44 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:15,680 Yeah, of course, Spin. 45 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:17,600 Oh, wait... you're not gonna drop me now, are you? 46 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:19,280 No! 47 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:21,320 'Cause that'd be a really shitty joke. 48 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:23,720 Scottie! I'm not gonna drop you! Come on. Come in. 49 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:26,480 Oi, Scottie! We'll meet you at the car, bro. 50 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:31,520 I'll shut the door. 51 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:35,560 Knee okay? 52 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:37,320 Yeah, it's tiptop, coach. Yeah. 53 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:39,440 Listen, Scottie, I've gone out on a limb for you. 54 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:41,120 There's a few people around here 55 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:43,920 that don't think you've got the fitness to last a full game. 56 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:45,600 Nah, I'll be right. 57 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:47,520 As starting ruckman? 58 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:49,320 - STARTING ruckman? - Mm. 59 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:52,000 Wh... what happened to Anchor? 60 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,760 Hamstring. 61 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:55,440 Yeah, last night. 62 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:57,520 So this is your chance to show 'em all. All right? 63 00:02:57,520 --> 00:02:59,200 To really cement yourself. 64 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:00,880 - All right? - Okay. 65 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:04,720 You gotta be honest with me, 100%... is the knee okay? 66 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:09,000 Yeah, it's good to go. Yeah. 67 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:12,280 - Promise. - Good. 68 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:14,520 Okay. Well, rest up, because in a heartbeat 69 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:17,680 you're gonna be playing the game of your life. 70 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:19,640 - Right? - Yeah. 71 00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:21,920 - Thanks, Spin. - Good on ya, mate. 72 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:28,000 Fuck... we could do anything this year. 73 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,640 We could win the whole thing! 74 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:32,920 Win the flag! Win the flag! 75 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:36,680 Win the flag! Win the flag! Whoo! 76 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:38,480 Don't get too comfortable, eh, bro. 77 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:40,480 Oh, thanks for the vote of confidence, champ. 78 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:43,200 I mean, Anchor's gonna be back in a week. 79 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:45,920 Yeah. Team player. Good one, mate. 80 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:51,120 - Boys, youse go ahead. - What's the problem? 81 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:53,520 Ah, I'm just gonna ring Mumsie, let her know the good news. 82 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:55,440 And get some physio on the knee. 83 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:57,120 - I'll see youse at home. - All right, man. 84 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:58,800 Okay, man. See you there. 85 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:00,800 - Good job today. - You too, buddy. 86 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:02,560 Man! 87 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:04,280 Whoo-hoo! 88 00:04:20,280 --> 00:04:22,200 Go away. 89 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:23,200 I can't. 90 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:26,720 I wish I could. 91 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:32,400 Noroc. Noroc. 92 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:39,400 It good! 93 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:41,080 - Good. - Yeah. 94 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:44,000 - What you want? - See, I've got this bung knee. 95 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,320 I was just wondering if you had any... 96 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,320 ... old-timer remedies for it? 97 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:52,360 - What wrong? - Feels weak, on the inside. 98 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:55,000 Feels like it's gonna give way at any second. 99 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,000 I can't pivot on it at all. 100 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:00,400 - Egh! Agh! - Yeah. Yeah. 101 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:03,240 Yeah. How long you got to heal? 102 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:05,800 - I've gotta play tomorrow. - No way. 103 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:07,760 - There is no way. - No, I HAVE to. 104 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:10,200 No, there's nothing will fix this in that time. 105 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:13,000 Nothing... natural. 106 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:16,400 I'll do whatever it takes to get me on the field. 107 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:20,560 You know there are some lines can never be uncrossed? 108 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:22,680 You know this? 109 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:24,400 I'm okay with that. 110 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:26,280 You go upstairs. 111 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:28,560 You talk to the girl up there. 112 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:32,200 Yes. 113 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:41,280 Hey. Hi. How are you? 114 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:43,720 I'm Scottie. Hi. 115 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:48,040 Look, I've got a bad knee and I need to play tomorrow. 116 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:51,640 So... I don't know. Have you got anything that can help? 117 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:54,080 Like any drugs or... anything like that? 118 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:57,080 I... I don't know, maybe your phone number too if you... 119 00:05:57,080 --> 00:06:00,440 I... look, this is the first time doing anything like this. 120 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:03,760 As you as can probably tell, I'm not very good at it. 121 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:08,960 I've got a range of options... 122 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:13,400 ... from stuff that's not quite illegal 123 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:15,600 and it'll simply help you heal faster 124 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:17,800 to stuff that'll give you the energy of a demon 125 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:19,480 but it's 100% illegal 126 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:22,080 and probably has nasty side effects. 127 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:26,200 I'll take whatever's gonna get me on the field in 24 hours. 128 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:28,040 That's gonna be the best bet. 129 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:30,040 Is that the not quite illegal... ? 130 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:32,160 It's 100% illegal. 131 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:34,680 - I get it from Romania. - What is it? 132 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:36,920 Mm, hardcore steroid and painkiller mix. 133 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:38,680 - For horses. - Horses?! 134 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:40,480 I'm not running in the Melbourne Cup! 135 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:42,560 You'll think you can. 136 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:49,760 ♪ Your whole life's got you stressin', full of messin' ♪ 137 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:51,760 ♪ Everybody is more blessed than you ♪ 138 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:53,480 ♪ Point of view through my mind ♪ 139 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:56,080 ♪ Through the hard times ♪ ♪ Through this innocence ♪ 140 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:59,080 ♪ And truth be told I'mma shine my shoes ♪ 141 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:00,760 ♪ Walking down like I got... ♪ 142 00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:10,520 Hello? 143 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:12,600 You weren't going to answer, were you? 144 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:14,280 What do you want? 145 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:18,520 I've put a large bet against you to lose tomorrow. 146 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:21,120 Do you want to know why? 147 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:24,320 Um, yep, look, uh... just give me 30 minutes, yeah. 148 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:34,240 Hey! 'Sup, Doc? What's going on? 149 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:36,520 Um... nothing. 150 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:38,200 Uh, Deb just wants me to sign some guernseys. 151 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:41,080 - Want me to come with you? - Oh, no, no. Hey, um... 152 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:43,840 I need you to stay here and calm Maki down a bit. 153 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:46,480 I mean, look at him. 154 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:49,840 You know, just don't let him get too psyched up before the game. 155 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:52,040 - Yeah. You know it, Doc. - Yeah. Good on ya, mate. 156 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:53,800 Cheers. 157 00:07:55,320 --> 00:07:57,000 Where you going, bro? 158 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:00,040 Um... just gotta go sign some balls. 159 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:02,280 - You want me to come with you? - No. No, no. Hey. 160 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:06,120 Um, I need you to stay here and, um, rev Zane up a bit, you know? 161 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:08,360 I mean, look at him. 162 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:10,040 You know, it happens to some blokes, you know? 163 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:11,320 They get too calm before the game. 164 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:13,080 Yeah, okay, I'll... I'll do that. 165 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:15,080 All right, man. Cheers. Thank you. 166 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:20,160 Hey. 167 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:22,160 Why are you betting against us tomorrow? 168 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:24,080 - What do you know? - Nothing. 169 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:25,760 Just had to get you here. 170 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:29,080 We have a deal. 171 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:32,080 Sharing information? 172 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:34,320 Remember? 173 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:37,120 Sit. Sit. 174 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,440 I've got nothing for you. 175 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:46,120 I've got the team list, but so have the newspapers. 176 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:48,240 You must have something. 177 00:08:49,560 --> 00:08:52,040 Everyone healthy? 178 00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:55,080 - Are you back on drugs? - I'm fine. 179 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:57,280 See, I think you're holding out on me. 180 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:00,320 But to show there are no hard feelings, 181 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:02,480 I am going to give you some information. 182 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:07,440 And if it turns out to be useful, you can reciprocate. 183 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,120 What do you know? 184 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:12,880 What do I know? 185 00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:20,840 Oh! Fuck off! 186 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:23,400 Oh, I want to hurt you. 187 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:25,920 And I could, but I'm not going to. 188 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:28,320 Because you're hyper and you need to calm down. 189 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:30,120 Maki. 190 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:32,320 - Fuck off! - Come on! Get going, bro! 191 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:34,400 - Get going! Come on! - Fuck off. 192 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:36,080 Fuck, you're dead. 193 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:38,880 - All right. - Oh! Whoo! Whoo! 194 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:49,040 - Go on. Come on. - Whoo! 195 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:50,720 Whoo-hoo! 196 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:54,600 Right! This is the final call. You're fucked. 197 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:57,760 Fuck! 198 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:13,360 Oh, you're so dead. 199 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:38,360 I'm sorry! I didn't know anyone was in here! 200 00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:40,720 - What the hell is that?! - Take it out! Take it out! 201 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:42,840 - I'm not touching that! - Take it out! 202 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:45,480 - Shit, it's deep! - Yeah, take it out! 203 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:47,160 What is in it? 204 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:49,200 It's... antibiotics. Maki, please, please, take it out. 205 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:51,400 - It hurts. - Okay, okay. 206 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:53,440 You ready? On three. 207 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:55,120 Ready? 208 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:57,480 - Oh, it's Doc. Be quiet, boys. - One. 209 00:10:57,480 --> 00:10:59,160 - Hey. - Two. 210 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:01,960 Three! 211 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:03,640 Everything okay? 212 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:07,320 Oh, yeah, nah. Scottie just, uh... stubbed his toe. 213 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:10,040 Okay, put me on speaker. I need to speak to all of you. 214 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:12,000 All right. You're on. 215 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:15,600 Okay, tomorrow before the game, ASADA are doing a drug test. 216 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:18,440 - What, are you sure? - I'm positive. 217 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:20,760 So today I want you on your best behaviour... 218 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:25,280 no second-hand smoke, no cough medicine, no Red Bull, okay? 219 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:26,600 Nothing. You got it? 220 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:28,480 - Yeah, no worries, Doc. - Yeah, Doc. 221 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,360 - Yeah, Doc. - Okay. 222 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:39,120 - It wasn't antibiotics. - Yeah, no shit. 223 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:40,800 It was steroids. 224 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,600 And painkillers. 225 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:44,320 For... horses. 226 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:48,040 Scottie, man. 227 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,960 I wasn't gonna make it on the field. 228 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:52,360 Spinner backed me. 229 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,040 I didn't want to let anyone down. 230 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:57,240 Please, guys... help me. 231 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:02,520 Look, there's not gonna be a problem here. 232 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:04,720 I can beat the piss test, okay? 233 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:07,200 I'll... I'll go into the stall beforehand, 234 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:08,880 hide some clean piss, 235 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:10,640 and I'll swap them when I go in there. 236 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:12,480 But that's not how ASADA tests go. 237 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:14,160 They watch you piss. 238 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:16,520 They actually watch the piss coming out of your dick. 239 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:19,520 No piss switcheroo. 240 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:20,880 What now? 241 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:23,760 That's it! 242 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:25,720 The Russians got away with it for years. 243 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:27,640 A fake dick! 244 00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:29,840 A fake dick filled with clean piss. 245 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:31,680 - Yes, yes. - What?! 246 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:33,920 The Chinese... they love their fake dicks too. 247 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,760 Okay, now, it just needs to look real enough 248 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:37,440 to fool a close inspection. 249 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:39,400 It can't just be, like, any old dildo. I mean... 250 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:42,320 - Prosthetic dong. - Correct. 251 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:44,520 But we need one by tomorrow. 252 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:46,560 I've got a cousin. 253 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:52,640 Yep? 254 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:54,320 It's me, bruh. 255 00:12:56,680 --> 00:13:00,040 - You need a new door. - Yeah. 256 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:02,320 How are you? 257 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:04,280 - How are we, boys? - Good. 258 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:06,200 Fuckin' ready for this game, or what? 259 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:08,520 Yo, I've just been having a slap on TruBet. 260 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:11,720 TruBet are paying 301-1 on a Warrior premiership. 261 00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:13,400 301-1! 262 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,160 Hey, aren't they your sponsor? 263 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:17,600 - Yeah, sadly. - We're not THAT bad. 264 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:20,360 So... to what do I owe the pleasure, cuz? 265 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:22,640 We need a... dick. 266 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:25,240 - A working dick that can piss. - You in drug trouble? 267 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:27,320 Just... can you make us a dick by tomorrow morning? 268 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:29,000 Oh! Fuck that! Impossible. 269 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,920 Cuz, I thought you were THE dick man. 270 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:32,600 Yeah, I am THE dick man, but... 271 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:34,720 Look, this is your dare-to-be-great moment. 272 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:36,400 When you were a boy, 273 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,840 did you ever dream of making that one amazing dick? 274 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:41,680 - Like... a perfect dick. - Bestest dick. 275 00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:44,200 - Fine! I'll make the dick. - Yeah! 276 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:45,880 Good speech, boys. 277 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:48,240 Besides, it might help us win the grand final. 278 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:50,360 Throw 1,000 bucks on us, and with these shitty odds... 279 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:52,440 I'll win three hundred grand! 280 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,320 You're still stretching the friendship. 281 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:57,960 - Lucky we're related, huh? - Yeah. Thanks, cuz. 282 00:13:57,960 --> 00:14:00,160 So... who's it for? 283 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:05,160 Uh, we're not saying. 284 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:08,040 Well, I could sculpt one and get a mould off of that, 285 00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:09,920 but that'd take a week. 286 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:12,960 If you want one by tomorrow, I need a model. 287 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:19,600 Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, catch a tiger by the toe. 288 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:22,640 - Right! Drop trou, brother! - No! No! No way! No! 289 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:24,800 Nah, just... we'll sort it... we'll sort it out. 290 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:27,200 - Well, yeah, we'll do it. - Oh. I get it. 291 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,680 - What? This is crazy. - I get it. I get it. 292 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:33,160 Nah. Takes 3-D pictures. Ha! 293 00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:00,120 Never thought I'd see the day. 294 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:01,800 Well, even I need practice. 295 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:05,040 No. Training without being asked. 296 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:07,800 And you're actually enjoying this... again. 297 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:11,600 Well, don't let me stop you. 298 00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:29,360 - I meant to do that. - Yeah. Yeah. 299 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:31,280 I could put it anywhere, you know. 300 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:33,560 Just depends where you want me to put it. 301 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:37,680 - Anywhere? - Anywhere. 302 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:46,120 Kick Wally in the head. 303 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:51,480 - That's a huge kick! - You said anywhere. 304 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:53,320 Fine. 305 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:56,360 There. 306 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,520 And what do I get if I kick it? 307 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:01,920 Anything you want. 308 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:07,000 I mean, you're not gonna do it. 309 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,520 - So it doesn't matter anyway. - Yeah, sure. 310 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:29,280 - Ugh! - Oh, shit! 311 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:32,040 That was a gun kick! 312 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:35,200 - Oh, my... - Shit! That is... 313 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:38,720 I should do this for a living. 314 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:40,400 Yeah. 315 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:48,640 I'm... just gonna leave you with your balls. 316 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:51,080 Yeah. Sure. Yep. 317 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:52,760 Mm-hm. 318 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,880 For fuck's sake, get up, Wally! 319 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:43,040 Uh, full credit to the blokes. Uh, they did well today. 320 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,360 Uh, full credit to the opposition. 321 00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:49,760 Uh, they really pushed us all the way. 322 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:51,760 "They really pushed us all the way"? 323 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:54,200 It was a hard-fought game. 324 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:56,040 Yeah, good question, Kenny. 325 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:58,600 Good question, Kenny. Good question, Kenny. 326 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:02,120 Ah, good question, Kenny. Um... 327 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:31,760 Mornin', cuz. 328 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:34,240 - Here you go. - Cheers. 329 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,920 - Hey! Binh. - Doc. 330 00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:38,680 Yo, yo! 331 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:41,560 - Binh. - Anything to eat? 332 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:45,040 - Hey, how do you know Doc? - Oh, just around. 333 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:49,120 - Binh... - Hey, is this pasta still good? 334 00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:51,640 - This isn't what I asked for. - Yes, it is. 335 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:53,800 Eight inches, elegant of girth, swinging to the left. 336 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,880 I tried it with orange juice before. 337 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:58,160 Just put the piss in the little plastic tube 338 00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:00,680 and then, uh, squeeze the main vein when you wanna drain. 339 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:04,120 - Binh, that's not the problem. - Well, what's wrong, then?! 340 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:06,640 - It's black! - And? 341 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:08,600 Does this dick go with this face? 342 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:12,240 - Is that a trick question? - This dick's for him to wear! 343 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:14,080 He needs to win the piss test! 344 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:17,160 Nah, nah, nah. You said... and I quote: "I need a dick". 345 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:19,720 Not, "I need a white dick for this white dick". 346 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:21,720 The way you guys were acting, I thought it was for him. 347 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,400 Me?! Fuck, no! 348 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,080 Why'd you assume I'd make it white? 349 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,040 Have you got something against black dicks? 350 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,160 No, I love black dicks. 351 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:32,880 Point is, how is he supposed to do a piss test with a black dick? 352 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:36,760 Tell them... that your dick changed colour during puberty. 353 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:46,320 Wh... what is that? 354 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:49,400 It's for pimples. I break out when I'm stressed. 355 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:52,400 Hey, don't forget my clean piss, either. 356 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,520 Hm. Hey, Scottie, this won't work. 357 00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:56,200 Mate... 358 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,440 If you get picked to piss, just confess. 359 00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:00,120 This'll work. 360 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:01,800 Well, Mak might be right. 361 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,680 There's mirrors on all three corners of you. 362 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,800 Like, they're right there, watching everything. 363 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,480 Mirrors? 364 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,480 Light and shadows, boys. I got this. 365 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:11,160 - What does that even mean? - Maki! Zane! 366 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:13,440 - Come on! We've gotta go! - Yeah. Coming! 367 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:16,720 Oh! I thought you said this was clean piss. 368 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,640 - It's still warm! - We have to go. 369 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:20,320 You could've got me a bigger funnel, mate. 370 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,040 Just pour it. 371 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:24,560 - Jesus. - It's the big day. We have to go! 372 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:26,400 Just shove it in your bra and let's go. 373 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:31,240 Oh, God. 374 00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:33,120 - What do you reckon? - Feels kind of good. 375 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:35,920 This is totally gonna work. 376 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:37,680 Come on! Let's go! Let's do this. 377 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:39,360 Let's go! Hurry! Come on. 378 00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:50,880 Okay, guys! Listening up! 379 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,800 A bit of attention? Thanks. 380 00:20:54,960 --> 00:21:02,920 Okay, ASADA are here to do some random pre-match urine tests. 381 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:06,240 All right? As you can imagine, I'm not very happy about this. 382 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:08,120 In actual fact I think it's bullshit. 383 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:10,000 But it's out of my hands. 384 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,560 The guys have chosen four names randomly. 385 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:15,120 When I call your name out, come to the front. 386 00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:19,040 - Meat. - Fuck that! 387 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:21,000 Duany. 388 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:26,640 Macca. 389 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:30,960 And Scottie. 390 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,360 Scottie, mate, they're ready for you. 391 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:36,720 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 392 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:40,160 Scottie, this is Mike. He'll be your chaperone. 393 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:43,640 Hey, Mike. I'm Scottie. I'll be your pisser. 394 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:48,000 Sorry. I'm not used to having a bloke watch me take a squirt. 395 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,680 Shut up. Fuck. 396 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:51,920 Okay, now, I wanted to do this while everyone was around, but... 397 00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:55,000 ... just a couple of announcements... 398 00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:05,360 Mr Watson, 399 00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:09,000 you have been randomly selected for urinalysis. 400 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,800 If an illegal substance is found, 401 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:14,000 you could receive a lifetime ban. 402 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,680 Do you understand? 403 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,680 Mm-hm. Any questions? 404 00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:21,360 Um... 405 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:25,880 Do you hold it, or do I? 406 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:27,840 The bottle, I mean. 407 00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:30,120 You do. I don't hold anything. 408 00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:31,960 Okay. 409 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:41,680 I had... I had some dramas during puberty. 410 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:44,920 It's, uh... it's all good now, though. 411 00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:51,120 Maki, come here, mate. 412 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,400 - Maki! - Hey, Maki! 413 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:55,560 The President of the club 414 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:58,400 has something he wants to present you with. 415 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,000 Uh, thank you, Spinner. 416 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:06,880 I played 326 games with the number 18 on my back. 417 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:11,760 And no one's been allowed to wear than number since. 418 00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:20,040 But now, it's my honour to pass on the number 18 419 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:24,240 to Warmun's favourite son, Maki Birrawuy. 420 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,200 Wear it with pride, son. 421 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:39,200 Do we have a problem? 422 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,480 Just... just a bit... gun shy, you know? 423 00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:43,160 Glass of water? 424 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,880 No, I need to go. I just... I just... 425 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:48,840 Could you turn the tap on for me? 426 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:52,200 Like... bit of incentive. You know what I mean? 427 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,000 It's... I mean... Oh! There it goes! There it goes. 428 00:23:57,120 --> 00:24:00,480 Sorry. 429 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,640 One more announcement, guys. 430 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:05,920 Zane? Come here, mate. Come here, mate. 431 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:08,280 That's, uh... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 432 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,480 Have you got another one of those bottles? 433 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:13,040 It's... Oh! No, wait. There we go. There we go. 434 00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:15,880 It's... Oh... We good? 435 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:19,520 Yeah. Almost overflowed. Almost overflowed. 436 00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:29,560 - You can put it away now. I can put it... ? - Yep. Okay. 437 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:33,240 Whoop! In you go, buddy. 438 00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:35,000 You're free to go. 439 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,760 Thanks, mate. Cheers. 440 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:41,600 This man epitomises the standards this club holds itself to. 441 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:42,600 Yeah! 442 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:44,800 He's managed to turn his game around. 443 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:47,360 He stood up for a mate that was copping some shit. 444 00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:49,040 Onya, Zaney! 445 00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:52,640 As acknowledgement, the club has added your name, 446 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:55,040 Zane Phillips, to the leadership group. 447 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:58,000 An unheard of honour for a first-year player. 448 00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,800 So congratulations. Good on you, mate. 449 00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:03,800 - Onya, Zane. - Well done, Zane. Well done. 450 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:08,320 - Well done. Yeah. - We're all good? 451 00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,000 All right, boys, let's get out there. 452 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,920 - Do not hold back, all right? - How did you go? 453 00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:14,680 - Yeah, all good. - Fake dick work all right? 454 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,600 - Yeah. What? - Come on. 455 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:19,000 Don't flatter yourself, Scottie. Your cock wasn't that big yesterday. 456 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,400 Look, Scottie, it doesn't matter, mate. 457 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:23,520 We need you on the field. All right? Let's do it. 458 00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:25,920 Come on, boys! Let's do it! Let's do it! 459 00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:39,960 See you out there, boys. See you out there. 460 00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:41,840 Stay sharp, hey? 461 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,120 What do you want? 462 00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:48,000 If for some reason you find yourselves in front today, 463 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,720 you know what to do. 464 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:54,480 No. I'll kick the first goal, you make some money on that. 465 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,200 And I wouldn't bet on us losing either. 466 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:57,320 Might just get cleaned out. 467 00:25:58,520 --> 00:25:59,720 Let's go, boys! 468 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,200 Good luck. 469 00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:21,960 What are you doing? Are you... 470 00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:44,080 Fucking footballers. 471 00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:51,480 Are you still wearing that, Scottie? 472 00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:54,440 Feels amazing. Found my talisman. 473 00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:56,720 - Talisman? - Yeah, absolutely. 474 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:59,240 If I play a blinder today, I'm gonna wear it every game. 475 00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:00,920 It's my lucky black dick. 476 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,640 All right, boys, hold up, hold up! 477 00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,320 Get tight, get tight! 478 00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:06,520 All right, first game of the year. Are we ready? 479 00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:08,200 - Yes! - Are we ready!? 480 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:09,880 - Yes! - All right, let's do this! 481 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,120 - Warriors on three! - One, two, three! 482 00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:13,800 Warriors! 483 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,480 Let's grab it and really fucking go! 484 00:27:48,721 --> 00:27:53,721 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 35334

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